Plants vs. Zombies
Chapter 8 Put That Corn Down
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"Is there... such a good thing?" Liu Dingjia was originally dazzled by the 200 gold coins and lowered his mood. After hearing that he could give it away for free, he immediately laughed like a flower.
"But you have to promise me one thing - if one day I want to buy blue wood from the vending machine, you have to help me." Hunter smiled a bit maliciously, as if he had benefited from it Seemingly, Liu Dingjia trembled all over when he saw the smile on his face, and said to himself: Son, you don't have to do this, I have no interest in that expensive piece of wood.
Liu Dingjia readily agreed to Hunter's request, deeply feeling that he had earned a space ring for nothing.
The silly boy doesn't know that even if a piece of blue wood has not undergone any processing, it can easily be hyped for 200000 gold coins in the auction house.
However, even if Liu Dingjia knew the value of blue wood now, the child could not regret it.According to Article [-] of the "Fourth Agreement", the verbal agreement between two or more contractors shall be effective as long as there is a third person present as proof under the circumstances of non-joking, coercion, and deceit. The parties to the agreement must not easily repent of the breach, otherwise they must compensate the breached party for foreseeable double losses.
This third person is naturally Lord Jameson, the god of sleep. When Hunter proposed to Liu Dingjia that he would buy "Blue Wood", he opened his hazy eyes because he was hungry.
"Is there nothing to eat, kid?" Jameson walked to the side of the pea shooter, stretched out his hand and scratched the chin of the bean sac, causing the big head of the pea shooter to shake, and after a while, he saw a crisp and fresh pea Came out from the big mouth.Jameson bent down and picked up the peas from the ground. Without washing them, he just wiped them on his body and ate them.
Seeing Jameson's actions, Liu Dingjia became depressed, you can always find food so consciously, and even ask him a fart, it is simply unnecessary to make him disgusted.
"Are you sure you can afford him? He's more edible than the people of Delia." Watching Jameson get out a total of 32 beans from the two-way peashooter bean sac and eat them clean, Hunter couldn't help but feel deeply worried for his master. Isn't this guy's appetite too big?
"I think it's okay." Let's just plant those two peas for nothing. He, an employer, can't fire people because of their good skills in killing zombies. Hunter himself said that not every novice A swordsman can have such good skills as Jameson, and the price is definitely much higher.
"Tomorrow, I want to eat meat." Walking to the place where he has been sleeping, Jameson sat down, and unceremoniously asked Liu Dingjia about his food, and finally smiled brightly: "I deserve the price, don't I?" ?”
Liu Dingjia did not answer Jameson, his lips were now drawn into a line, the corners of his mouth were drooping down, and his thick eyebrows were almost knotted with worry.Looking at him like this, Hunter felt more and more worried about him.His new employer is undoubtedly generous, but in the face of people who "make progress", generosity will only hurt him.
And until now, Hunter couldn't believe that the rotten maggots at the door were wiped out by Jameson, a slacker, according to his grandfather's description.When ten rotten maggots are together, the great heroes of the dwarves Mai/Kokov/Loni can't easily deal with it, let alone Jameson, a lazy guy who only knows how to sleep and find something to eat?
Hunter did not live in Liu Dingjia's place all day like Jameson did. Instead, after getting the contract, he inspected the entire yard and left the yard through the teleportation array after he was satisfied.In the early morning of the next day, when Liu Dingjia was still sound asleep, Hunter returned to the yard. He did not wake Liu Dingjia immediately, but checked the crops planted yesterday again, and after watering the plants on the roof Down the wooden ladder.At this time, because of the movement on the roof, Liu Dingjia also woke up and walked out of the stone house.
Did Liu Dingjia look at the sky? It was probably around five o'clock in the morning, and the sun in the sky just showed a little red edge.
"Morning, Hunter, you don't have to be so early." Liu Dingjia greeted the busy Bertzir people.
"We have to take advantage of the time before the sun rises to water the plants that need to be watered, and plant the crops that can be planted, which will be more beneficial to the growth of the crops." Hunter walked into the field and started to work He is not good at planting to clean up the rocks and grass. After returning yesterday, he specially asked an elder in the family who is good at planting, so he rushed over early this morning, worried that he would delay the good time to plant the seedlings.
How could Liu Dingjia let Hunter work there alone? After stretching his waist, he squatted down by the sink to wash up—actually, he just wiped his face and then used water to clear the strange smell in his mouth.Dave’s store also sells personal items, but the prices are too expensive. A piece of soap, a black-hearted merchant, even set the price of 2 silver coins. I don’t know what Dave thinks. According to Liu Dingjia’s idea, the price of these daily necessities is not Should they be very cheap, at least within the range that ordinary people can afford?
Well, maybe I'm in the lowest class of society now, isn't Hunter just a contract with more than 1 silver coin?
After washing up, Liu Dingjia turned to the two-way pea shooter, and wretchedly stretched out his right hand to touch his chin.Seeing his posture, Wan Dou immediately narrowed her eyes, raised her mouth, and turned her head to the side: there is no more Pea, bastard.
"What's the matter? Why are you so arrogant today?" Liu Dingjia stretched out both hands, hugged Pea's big head, and scratched her chin again and again.But after scratching for a long time, no peas came out.This made Liu Dingjia quite surprised. "Dave's Encyclopedia" did not mention that these plants have a dormancy period. How come there is no bean after four hours?Liu Dingjia was puzzled as he hugged Pea and turned his head away.
When Liu Dingjia was about to ask his good helper Hunter, another two-way pea tremblingly stretched out a leaf and patted Liu Dingjia's shoe.Liu Dingjia lowered his head to look at it, and saw a pair of dark green children with tears streaming down his head, which seemed quite pitiful.
Liu Dingjia put down the pride in his hand, walked up to "Little Tears", squatted down* and barely looked at him: "What's wrong, poor boy?"
The leaves of "Little Tears" stretched hard and rubbed against Liu Dingjia's knees, then pointed to the left, and turned their heads to that side: "Hmm~"
Liu Dingjia did not follow the direction pointed by the leaf of "Little Tears" to find out, because he had already guessed who the "culprit" was.Liu Dingjia patted the big head of "Little Tears" as a consolation: "Poor little girl, I've wronged you." Then he touched his withered stomach - last night he didn't eat enough because of Jameson. Today's breakfast was all scavenged by this guy again.
Liu Dingjia had no choice but to go into the store and bought a set of wooden bowls and spoons (three bowls, three spoons and two plates) for 5 copper coins to scoop corn pudding and jelly.After putting the unused wooden bowls in the warehouse, Liu Dingjia took the plates and spoons and walked to the two corn shooters to try his luck.He remembered that Jameson, like him, had left those sweet "lady favorites" the night before.Liu Dingjia doesn't like to eat desserts and snacks in the middle of the night, but he doesn't like to eat desserts in the morning. Liu Dingjia is still used to "eat salty in the morning and sweet in the evening".
Liu Dingjia reached out and poked the ear of corn, the two corn pitchers twisted, and twenty grains of pudding appeared in the two throwing baskets.Liu Dingjia turned the throwing basket over and poured the pudding inside into the wooden tray.Twenty puddings? It's full, exactly two plates.Liu Dingjia took a spoonful and put it into his mouth to taste the taste. Fortunately, it was sweet and not greasy yet.
Liu Dingjia pulled half a plate of pudding into his mouth, and ate the dessert whole.Putting down the wooden plate, Liu Dingjia wiped his mouth and ran to Hunter's side: "Hunter, do you want corn pudding?"
Hunter shook his head, "You shouldn't have dessert in the morning." It's not good for the body at all.
Liu Dingjia nodded in agreement: "I wouldn't eat these if the peas weren't gone." "Jameson, there's pudding here, do you want it?" Liu Dingjia shouted, but Jameson ignored him and continued to sleep on his own Blindfolded.
It seems that this guy really dislikes sweet things, and he was merciful to corn last night.
Liu Dingjia speculated that Mr. Swordsman doesn't like sweet things. Since no one ate them, he had to go back to the warehouse and put the pudding in the locker—this locker has the function of keeping fresh, and the things will not be broken if placed in it. It will accumulate odors for a long time like a refrigerator.
It took a whole morning, and Liu Dingjia and his two sorted out six grid fields, together with the eight grids cleared by Hunter yesterday, three of them were cleaned up before sunrise, so two double peas were planted first. Archer and only bought a torch tree.What made Liu Dingjia happy was that the torch tree began to slowly spit out flames an hour after planting. Although it was a little small, it was enough for him to be happy. The fire coupons bought for 2 copper coins can only be used up to ten times at most, which is really distressing. He is dead.
"Sure enough, plants are the king in this game." When the weight was resting, Liu Dingjia used a branch to fork a pea and did a "barbecue" on the torch tree, with a satisfied expression on his face, but he really wanted to be a corn shooter How brighter his day would be if the shot came out of corn instead of those desserts.
"Hunter, let me tell you, how fragrant is the grilled corn..." Liu Dingjia closed his eyes and imagined that there was a lot of corn in front of him, all of which exuded a soft and sweet fragrance, "Thinking about it makes your mouth water Yes, it smells...it smells..."
"Jameson, what do you want to do?!!"
The dwarf's almost cheesy voice startled Liu Dingjia.Liu Dingjia suddenly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the Bertzels bravely blocking the terrifying human swordsman, preventing the opponent from taking a step closer to the corn pitcher—Liu Dingjia found painfully that Jameson had already broken a corn cob It was in his hand, and he glanced quickly at the vegetable field, and sure enough, he saw that the corn shooter in one of the fields had been brutally murdered, leaving only bright green branches growing on the ground.
"Is there... such a good thing?" Liu Dingjia was originally dazzled by the 200 gold coins and lowered his mood. After hearing that he could give it away for free, he immediately laughed like a flower.
"But you have to promise me one thing - if one day I want to buy blue wood from the vending machine, you have to help me." Hunter smiled a bit maliciously, as if he had benefited from it Seemingly, Liu Dingjia trembled all over when he saw the smile on his face, and said to himself: Son, you don't have to do this, I have no interest in that expensive piece of wood.
Liu Dingjia readily agreed to Hunter's request, deeply feeling that he had earned a space ring for nothing.
The silly boy doesn't know that even if a piece of blue wood has not undergone any processing, it can easily be hyped for 200000 gold coins in the auction house.
However, even if Liu Dingjia knew the value of blue wood now, the child could not regret it.According to Article [-] of the "Fourth Agreement", the verbal agreement between two or more contractors shall be effective as long as there is a third person present as proof under the circumstances of non-joking, coercion, and deceit. The parties to the agreement must not easily repent of the breach, otherwise they must compensate the breached party for foreseeable double losses.
This third person is naturally Lord Jameson, the god of sleep. When Hunter proposed to Liu Dingjia that he would buy "Blue Wood", he opened his hazy eyes because he was hungry.
"Is there nothing to eat, kid?" Jameson walked to the side of the pea shooter, stretched out his hand and scratched the chin of the bean sac, causing the big head of the pea shooter to shake, and after a while, he saw a crisp and fresh pea Came out from the big mouth.Jameson bent down and picked up the peas from the ground. Without washing them, he just wiped them on his body and ate them.
Seeing Jameson's actions, Liu Dingjia became depressed, you can always find food so consciously, and even ask him a fart, it is simply unnecessary to make him disgusted.
"Are you sure you can afford him? He's more edible than the people of Delia." Watching Jameson get out a total of 32 beans from the two-way peashooter bean sac and eat them clean, Hunter couldn't help but feel deeply worried for his master. Isn't this guy's appetite too big?
"I think it's okay." Let's just plant those two peas for nothing. He, an employer, can't fire people because of their good skills in killing zombies. Hunter himself said that not every novice A swordsman can have such good skills as Jameson, and the price is definitely much higher.
"Tomorrow, I want to eat meat." Walking to the place where he has been sleeping, Jameson sat down, and unceremoniously asked Liu Dingjia about his food, and finally smiled brightly: "I deserve the price, don't I?" ?”
Liu Dingjia did not answer Jameson, his lips were now drawn into a line, the corners of his mouth were drooping down, and his thick eyebrows were almost knotted with worry.Looking at him like this, Hunter felt more and more worried about him.His new employer is undoubtedly generous, but in the face of people who "make progress", generosity will only hurt him.
And until now, Hunter couldn't believe that the rotten maggots at the door were wiped out by Jameson, a slacker, according to his grandfather's description.When ten rotten maggots are together, the great heroes of the dwarves Mai/Kokov/Loni can't easily deal with it, let alone Jameson, a lazy guy who only knows how to sleep and find something to eat?
Hunter did not live in Liu Dingjia's place all day like Jameson did. Instead, after getting the contract, he inspected the entire yard and left the yard through the teleportation array after he was satisfied.In the early morning of the next day, when Liu Dingjia was still sound asleep, Hunter returned to the yard. He did not wake Liu Dingjia immediately, but checked the crops planted yesterday again, and after watering the plants on the roof Down the wooden ladder.At this time, because of the movement on the roof, Liu Dingjia also woke up and walked out of the stone house.
Did Liu Dingjia look at the sky? It was probably around five o'clock in the morning, and the sun in the sky just showed a little red edge.
"Morning, Hunter, you don't have to be so early." Liu Dingjia greeted the busy Bertzir people.
"We have to take advantage of the time before the sun rises to water the plants that need to be watered, and plant the crops that can be planted, which will be more beneficial to the growth of the crops." Hunter walked into the field and started to work He is not good at planting to clean up the rocks and grass. After returning yesterday, he specially asked an elder in the family who is good at planting, so he rushed over early this morning, worried that he would delay the good time to plant the seedlings.
How could Liu Dingjia let Hunter work there alone? After stretching his waist, he squatted down by the sink to wash up—actually, he just wiped his face and then used water to clear the strange smell in his mouth.Dave’s store also sells personal items, but the prices are too expensive. A piece of soap, a black-hearted merchant, even set the price of 2 silver coins. I don’t know what Dave thinks. According to Liu Dingjia’s idea, the price of these daily necessities is not Should they be very cheap, at least within the range that ordinary people can afford?
Well, maybe I'm in the lowest class of society now, isn't Hunter just a contract with more than 1 silver coin?
After washing up, Liu Dingjia turned to the two-way pea shooter, and wretchedly stretched out his right hand to touch his chin.Seeing his posture, Wan Dou immediately narrowed her eyes, raised her mouth, and turned her head to the side: there is no more Pea, bastard.
"What's the matter? Why are you so arrogant today?" Liu Dingjia stretched out both hands, hugged Pea's big head, and scratched her chin again and again.But after scratching for a long time, no peas came out.This made Liu Dingjia quite surprised. "Dave's Encyclopedia" did not mention that these plants have a dormancy period. How come there is no bean after four hours?Liu Dingjia was puzzled as he hugged Pea and turned his head away.
When Liu Dingjia was about to ask his good helper Hunter, another two-way pea tremblingly stretched out a leaf and patted Liu Dingjia's shoe.Liu Dingjia lowered his head to look at it, and saw a pair of dark green children with tears streaming down his head, which seemed quite pitiful.
Liu Dingjia put down the pride in his hand, walked up to "Little Tears", squatted down* and barely looked at him: "What's wrong, poor boy?"
The leaves of "Little Tears" stretched hard and rubbed against Liu Dingjia's knees, then pointed to the left, and turned their heads to that side: "Hmm~"
Liu Dingjia did not follow the direction pointed by the leaf of "Little Tears" to find out, because he had already guessed who the "culprit" was.Liu Dingjia patted the big head of "Little Tears" as a consolation: "Poor little girl, I've wronged you." Then he touched his withered stomach - last night he didn't eat enough because of Jameson. Today's breakfast was all scavenged by this guy again.
Liu Dingjia had no choice but to go into the store and bought a set of wooden bowls and spoons (three bowls, three spoons and two plates) for 5 copper coins to scoop corn pudding and jelly.After putting the unused wooden bowls in the warehouse, Liu Dingjia took the plates and spoons and walked to the two corn shooters to try his luck.He remembered that Jameson, like him, had left those sweet "lady favorites" the night before.Liu Dingjia doesn't like to eat desserts and snacks in the middle of the night, but he doesn't like to eat desserts in the morning. Liu Dingjia is still used to "eat salty in the morning and sweet in the evening".
Liu Dingjia reached out and poked the ear of corn, the two corn pitchers twisted, and twenty grains of pudding appeared in the two throwing baskets.Liu Dingjia turned the throwing basket over and poured the pudding inside into the wooden tray.Twenty puddings? It's full, exactly two plates.Liu Dingjia took a spoonful and put it into his mouth to taste the taste. Fortunately, it was sweet and not greasy yet.
Liu Dingjia pulled half a plate of pudding into his mouth, and ate the dessert whole.Putting down the wooden plate, Liu Dingjia wiped his mouth and ran to Hunter's side: "Hunter, do you want corn pudding?"
Hunter shook his head, "You shouldn't have dessert in the morning." It's not good for the body at all.
Liu Dingjia nodded in agreement: "I wouldn't eat these if the peas weren't gone." "Jameson, there's pudding here, do you want it?" Liu Dingjia shouted, but Jameson ignored him and continued to sleep on his own Blindfolded.
It seems that this guy really dislikes sweet things, and he was merciful to corn last night.
Liu Dingjia speculated that Mr. Swordsman doesn't like sweet things. Since no one ate them, he had to go back to the warehouse and put the pudding in the locker—this locker has the function of keeping fresh, and the things will not be broken if placed in it. It will accumulate odors for a long time like a refrigerator.
It took a whole morning, and Liu Dingjia and his two sorted out six grid fields, together with the eight grids cleared by Hunter yesterday, three of them were cleaned up before sunrise, so two double peas were planted first. Archer and only bought a torch tree.What made Liu Dingjia happy was that the torch tree began to slowly spit out flames an hour after planting. Although it was a little small, it was enough for him to be happy. The fire coupons bought for 2 copper coins can only be used up to ten times at most, which is really distressing. He is dead.
"Sure enough, plants are the king in this game." When the weight was resting, Liu Dingjia used a branch to fork a pea and did a "barbecue" on the torch tree, with a satisfied expression on his face, but he really wanted to be a corn shooter How brighter his day would be if the shot came out of corn instead of those desserts.
"Hunter, let me tell you, how fragrant is the grilled corn..." Liu Dingjia closed his eyes and imagined that there was a lot of corn in front of him, all of which exuded a soft and sweet fragrance, "Thinking about it makes your mouth water Yes, it smells...it smells..."
"Jameson, what do you want to do?!!"
The dwarf's almost cheesy voice startled Liu Dingjia.Liu Dingjia suddenly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the Bertzels bravely blocking the terrifying human swordsman, preventing the opponent from taking a step closer to the corn pitcher—Liu Dingjia found painfully that Jameson had already broken a corn cob It was in his hand, and he glanced quickly at the vegetable field, and sure enough, he saw that the corn shooter in one of the fields had been brutally murdered, leaving only bright green branches growing on the ground.
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