Plants vs. Zombies

"Mommy, the emperor won't live until this summer."

"Madam, the opportunity you have been waiting for has finally come."

"But Vaux's wife is still alive—isn't the powder heavy enough?"

"Ma'am, Dr. Rachael will see if it's more serious."

"Ah, such a rare opportunity, Mammy... It would be great if Jameson was still alive. With the prestige of the Marquis, our son will definitely be able to become the husband of the Grand Duchess and become the new ruler of this continent."

"lady……"

"My poor son, why did the Lord Marquis agree to let him leave the country with that demon? The abominable Edgar family, the emperor wants to reuse this evil family..."

"Madam, it will be fine, everything will be fine, as long as Master Vaux is here, hope will always be with you."

"So, what a nonsense thing this is!" Liu Dingjia shook his head and said to Jameson, "Whether it was the time of the Undead War or the outbreak of corpses in the past ten years, the mainland of Aonan has not been affected. , I think it is unlikely that this is the reason why the Kante Empire wants to reset the barrier."

"But no matter what, the prohibition of exporting jade has become a firm matter." Liu Dingjia thought for a while, sighed helplessly, and then told Jameson about his plan for this year's school trip: "I want to do it next year. Take a long vacation for a month to visit the continent of Aonan, do you have time to accompany Jameson?"

But Jameson looked at him strangely and asked: "Why do you go to Aonan mainland every year like Olson climbed the Panxi Snow Mountain? But every time I accompany you, I don't see you there." Doing serious things—even if it’s for jade mining, what’s the use of you, a Xuan civilian from Odong?”

"Of course I have my reasons. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Are you going or not? In a word!" Liu Dingjia sat on the wooden shelf, looked at Jameson and said, "It's okay if you don't want to go this time. , but I may use your image to use it."

"What are you doing?" Jameson looked at the black-haired young man warily, not understanding what the boy was trying to do in his disguise.

Liu Dingjia touched the round head of a large pot of mushrooms placed on the shelf, and replied casually: "Five days ago, the coffee beans told me that what I have been looking for is now in the Kaiente founding general He Lord Lauder's mansion, so I want to pretend to be Master Jameson/Chris/Hraud, who has been missing for nearly a hundred years, sneak into the general's mansion, and take that thing away."

While talking, Liu Dingjia secretly glanced at the face of the swordsman standing beside him, and sure enough, the other party did not disappoint him, and his face changed slightly after hearing the name "Jameson/Chris/Hroud" , Unfortunately, he quickly recovered, and asked him: "How do you know about this?"

For Jameson, this was the biggest secret buried in his heart, and also the secret he was least willing to face, but he never thought that it would be revealed by his employer without warning today.

Liu Dingjia crossed one leg and said with a smile, "Don't ask me about this kind of thing again. I've said it many times. As long as the plants come out of my space, they will become my eyeliner." The information transfer station is Coffee beans, it is precisely because of this that coffee beans consume far more energy than other plants, and will never be full.

"It just so happens that Marquis Herold's neighbor planted a batch of big-mouthed flowers not long ago, so I knew about it naturally." Liu Dingjia said with a smile, "You don't have to be so nervous, if you are worried that I will treat your family Unfavorable, you can go with me - I don't mind if you monitor me, it will be more convenient for me to do things. But I am curious, why you have refused to go back so far? In addition, can you tell me that you obviously 48 years old, how can you have a 92-year-old son?" Nima is even more frightening, she also has a five-year-old grandson who can go out to make soy sauce!This is too unscientific!

"You know how to ask why. If I knew the answer, I would have gone back!" Jameson showed a distressed expression on his face.In the end, he covered his face with his hands, with a very tangled look: "Didn't I lose my memory..."

Hearing the word "amnesia", Liu Dingjia was shocked and embarrassed all of a sudden.He thought about many possibilities of Jameson's refusal to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors, but he didn't think it would be such a bloody reason.

Amnesia meme, the essential plot of any family soap opera with more than [-] episodes, unexpectedly it was hit by Jameson!

"But since you have amnesia, how do you remember your name, and even know your origin?" Liu Dingjia asked in confusion.

"I found a diary in my space ring. I deduced this based on the records on it, but..." Jameson paused, but did not continue.But Liu Dingjia already knew what he was going to say, no one would believe that he would have a 48-year-old son at the age of 92, would he?This totally defies basic logic.

"So you suspect that this diary belongs to the real Jameson/Hraud, but for some reason it fell into your hands?" Liu Dingjia asked tentatively.

"Yes, otherwise I can't explain the fact that I, as a 'father', is younger than a 'son'." Jameson lowered his hands, looked at Liu Dingjia with two eyes, and persuaded "difficultly," So, if you pretend to be me and go to the general's mansion to meet relatives, you are just asking for your own death."

"But," Liu Dingjia didn't seem to listen to Jameson's persuasion at all. He took out a portrait from the space ring, opened it and placed it in front of Jameson, and pointed to the portrait on it. , said, "According to the description of the creeper growing on the wall of the neighbor next door to the General's Mansion for more than 200 years, the only son of General Herold looks like this-look, how similar you are, don't tell me you were a liar before you lost your memory, I deliberately had plastic surgery to look like this young master, and I plan to take his diary to Aonan mainland to cheat food and drink." As Jameson said just now, this trick is completely courting death and will not work at all.

Jameson stared blankly at the portrait in Liu Dingjia's hand, and was speechless for a moment. Could it be that he was really a liar?Even... the real Jameson died by his hands?

Jameson's face was a little blue.

Seeing his servant's appearance, Liu Dingjia knew that he might have thought of something astray, so he quickly slapped him on the face with a loud "slap": "What are you thinking? Are you suffering from a demonic illness? "

Jameson, who was slapped for no reason, touched his face, but didn't speak. He just took the portrait in his hand and looked at it several times.After a long time, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Dingjia, as if he had made up his mind, and said, "This time I will accompany you to the mainland of Aonan, but I want to know what you want to take away from the general's mansion. "

"You don't understand even if you tell me." Liu Dingjia didn't want to say it, but as soon as Jameson heard his words, he rolled up the portrait into a tube and wanted to knock it on his head—my dear, my buddy is a top middle-level fighter Ah, after knocking it down, he won't be full of gold stars?Liu Dingjia quickly stretched out his hand to block it, jumping off the shelf while blocking it.As soon as he landed, he wanted to run out, but Jameson made a slight movement with one hand, and all his way was blocked.

Alas, Liu Dingjia sighed in his heart. If he wanted to blame, he could only blame himself for being a mage from a long range battle, otherwise he wouldn't be blocked here so easily by the other party.

But he is really unwilling to let him tell the secret that he has kept in his heart for so many years easily!Liu Dingjia squeezed his throat with two fingers, and warned the man blocking him: "Give me a way out, Master, or I'll call someone—are you sure you can deal with Brother Chun and Binggua at the same time?" , cactus?" After finishing speaking, he reminded maliciously, "I still remember the last riot caused by confusion, you were tied into a hedgehog by a cactus, tsk tsk - do you want to do it again? No Does it hurt?"

When Liu Dingjia said this, Jameson couldn't help but feel itchy all over - the cactus thorns are very small, and they really don't hurt at all when they are stuck on a person as strong as steel and iron, but these The thorns contain toxins, and the place where they are pricked will itch continuously for three days and three nights, making people miserable.

After all, he was afraid of the power of those plants in the space, and knew that Liu Dingjia's mouth could not be pried open now. Jameson could only touch his nose, and turned his body to make way for the other party helplessly, but he did not move the portrait in his hand. Return it to the other party: "Leave this portrait with me first."

"Give it to you, I don't want to use it for plastic surgery." Liu Dingjia waved his hand very "boldly", said.

"Since this is the case, which ones do you decide to bring to the Aonan continent?" Jameson suddenly changed the subject, and asked, "When I came in today, I just heard the pea brothers discussing how to form mercenaries. Let’s go to Aishalite in the Misty Forest to hunt down the legendary super monster ‘Miss’—do you know about this?” Jameson asked hesitantly as he looked at Liu Dingjia’s darkening complexion.

"..." Liu Dingjia wanted to say that he knew a ghost. The last time these guys ran out without authorization and joined a mercenary group, they got lost in the boulder wild forest in Aobei and couldn't get out. Fortunately, the coffee beans received their attention The distress signal rescued them together with the mercenary group.Unexpectedly, after only two months, these guys started to move ※※※※※※Is it because I was too kind to them last time, and the confinement alone can no longer achieve the effect of stopping drinking?

It seems that they have to suffer!

"Let them go," Liu Dingjia said lightly, "Anyway, the foggy forest is full of plants, so they won't die in it."

"Hehe..." Jameson looked at Liu Dingjia's darkening face and laughed unkindly.

Liu Dingjia rolled his eyes at him and said, "The plants I brought this time are the same as those in previous years, but I still have to wait for the clover to be a human and bring him with me."

Liu Dingjia has seen the power of shamrocks before. Once coffee beans summoned the anthropomorphic form of shamrocks when they were completely full. It is unexpected that the shamrocks that usually look soft and weak can be summoned in an instant. The super hurricane at level [-] swept the fire cloud birds out of the sky in the blink of an eye, without leaving even a single bird feather.

That kind of strength is really amazing.

It is precisely because of this that Liu Dingjia is so obsessed with the anthropomorphism of clover, and has been coveting it until now.

Therefore, the happiest news for Liu Dingjia today is that the ice melon pitcher told him that as long as he absorbs the magic crystal of the three-sword-toothed beast, the clover can become anthropomorphic.According to previous experience, the clover didn't need three days to digest this seventh-level magic crystal.

At that time, he just wanted to walk sideways, so what should he do? !

The author has something to say: Goldfinger seems to be too ruthless, I am indeed at the newspaper office!