Plants vs. Zombies

In the evening, the mist surrounding the courtyard will gradually turn a layer of crimson.

Linda and her son have already finished their dinner, and are sitting in the open space in front of the store, dealing with the twenty chickens and fifteen ducks that were just slaughtered today—because of the principle of chickens laying eggs, the pasture in the yard I can't let go of these animals anymore, so I can only slaughter some of them.

The Phantom, who had been hiding all the time, was lying on the star fruit, taking advantage of the gap between the third batch of rotting maggots being wiped out by it today and the fourth batch of rotting maggots not pouring in, to have a full meal.

After the dark-type contracted beast with a cockscomb head had a full stomach, it finally relaxed its vigilance because it was too comfortable, and showed its entire form, squinting lazily beside the star fruit, From time to time, he opened his mouth wide and yawned.

After the phantom yawned seven or eight times in a row, its eyes were a little hazy, and through the slits of its slightly squinted eyes, it once again saw the beautiful scene that would happen in the yard in the past few days: These days, every evening, the yard The plants in the house will emit small light particles of various colors, and these light particles will eventually gather towards the roof, and finally be absorbed by one of the plants - coffee beans.

When the star fruit that he had been "guarding" emitted golden light, Phantom's short ears trembled, and then he stretched out his claws to "catch" those flying golden light particles. Unfortunately, these naughty light particles are easily The ground escaped its "capture" and flew to the roof.

However, unlike the previous few days, when all the light particles were absorbed, there was a very slight sound from the roof.The phantom with excellent hearing suddenly opened her squinted eyes, and her claws hanging in the air fell to the ground.Standing upright on all fours, sweeping its tail on the ground, a few lightly jumping dark-type contracted beasts jumped onto the lush green roof.

Squatting on the top of a tall nut tree that was already half a person tall, Phantom tilted her head and looked at the two tiny "human legs" that were protruding from the soil in the flowerpot where the coffee beans were planted.

Is it a wood elf?

Linghui's dark contracted beast sticks out its tongue and licks the corner of its mouth. When the "elf" in the flower pot pushes its butt out of the soil, the wicked contracted beast like the contract owner stretches out its sharp claws on the circle. The round butt the size of a fingernail pokes.

The tiny "human leg" kicked, then swung, and finally kicked the contracted beast's paw.

The phantom immediately withdrew her claws, then lowered her head to watch the "wood elf" slowly crawl out of the soil, but it was a little girl in a very strange dress, who was no bigger than its owner's fist. It's a little bit bigger, with a green leaf on its forehead.

It seems that it is really a wood-type elf.

Phantom nodded.

After this strangely dressed "wood elf" got out of the soil, he wiped his face with two small hands, put the soil into his mouth and swallowed it, and then bent down to dig a hole.

Phantom's head was tilted, she didn't understand why this elf wanted to eat dirt, and now why he wanted to dig a hole.Then it saw the "Wood Spirit" throw a wooden hammer from the soil, and then sat down on the soil and panted heavily: "Hoohoo, it took a lot of hard work for the coffee beans to become like this. "

After she had gasped enough, the "wooden elf" - the coffee bean stood up holding the wooden hammer. When she looked up, she saw the phantom of "High and High", so she asked it: "Excuse me, Liu Dingjia, a big slacker Where did he go, Nuo? The elements in the space will be used up, and if he doesn't care about us, we will wither Nuo!"

Phantom touched her cockscomb head, and shook her head at the little one in the flower pot - it couldn't speak human words.

"You also think it's wrong for him to leave us alone and go crazy, don't you? But it doesn't matter, when he comes back, the coffee beans will hit his head with a hammer! Hmph!"

Swinging the wooden hammer in his hand and making a circle, Coffee Bean said confidently.

Phantom blinked, turned around and jumped off the roof.But as soon as his front paws landed on the ground, he suffered a heavy blow on the back-the guy who just got out of the flower pot jumped on its back and almost broke its spine.

"Long live, the coffee beans landed smoothly!"

Sliding off Phantom's back, Coffee Bean picked up a hammer the size of her body and ran to the field, waving his little hands and saying hello to the plants there: "Hey, friends on the ground, the roof! Everyone above is looking down at you every day!"

"Hello corn pitcher, hello torch tree, hello triple shooter, hello watermelon pitcher, hello star fruit, hello tall nut, hello carrot umbrella, hello street lamp flower, hello garlic, hello melon, Hello Hot Chili Pepper, Hello Cabbage Pitcher - Thank you for transferring the elements to Coffee Bean, Coffee Bean will supervise Liu Dingjia well, and don't let him be lazy again!"

After saying hello to the plants in the field and the pond in turn, the coffee beans sat on the ground, leaned on the wooden hammer, grabbed a handful of soil, put it in their mouths, and chewed: "Although you give so many elements to coffee beans, but I still get hungry easily..."

"The elements in the yard are almost used up, so everyone can't evolve, let alone continue to grow vigorously. If this continues, everyone will die!"

"Liu Dingjia, where have you been, Nuo, everyone will be malnourished, so we will miss you Nuo very much."

The coffee beans chewed the soil in her mouth, and then swallowed it, but most of the elements in the soil sac had been absorbed. Even after eating two or three handfuls, she still felt hungry, not at all. feeling full.

Because he was not full, Coffee Bean, who was full of energy just now, hung his head and sat on the wooden hammer without moving.

Phantom, who had been watching from the sidelines, didn't understand why this little guy was full of resentment and dejected at other times, so she walked to the star fruit alone without disturbing her, and lay down on its "side" ".

When Linda was cleaning the fine hair off the last duck, the fifth wave of rotten maggots rushed in from the courtyard door.

The Phantom immediately stood up, hid her figure, and rushed into the group of maggot spirits who could fly in the sky, run on the ground, and even swim in the water.

I don't know why, starting from five or six days ago, these rotten maggot spirits changed from the previous situation of no more than one batch a day, and suddenly five or six batches came to the yard every day, and the phantom was even as tall as a giant The maggots have fought head-to-head.

And the coffee bean, who was still downcast at first, immediately grabbed the wooden hammer beside him vigorously after hearing the low-pitched roar unique to the rotting maggot spirit, stood up, swung the hammer in his hand excitedly, and swung it vigorously. go out.

"Yeah, there are a lot of zombies, look at my power - coffee bean summoning - double pea shooter come out!"

Following the call of the coffee beans, the short wooden handle of the hammer in her hand immediately became long, and the wooden hammer smashed straight at the double shooter on the roof.

"I said Xiaoka, can you stop hitting my head so hard the next time you summon me? I haven't evolved a helmet yet!"

Under the shroud of brown elements, the double shooter who was hit by the wooden hammer turned into a human form.The boy in overalls, who looked no more than 16 years old, jumped off the roof and onto the ground.After standing still, the young man tossed and caught the two peas in his hand, then looked down at the little one, which was only slightly bigger than the pea in his hand, and "questioned" with air from his nostrils: "Little coffee, I remember you were able to summon us out just by pounding the ground?"

"Coffee Bean's current strength can't reach this level. Wao - and don't talk nonsense, I can only support your humanoid combat power for 1 minute!"

"Fuck, how did you become so weak? It's only 1 minute! Do you think I'm Liu Dingjia's 'Childhood Memories' - Bumpman?"

"It's not that I'm too weak, it's that Liu Dingjia is too weak, that's why I became like this, hum!" She didn't know about Oo Conve Man!Pouting his lips and his butt, Coffee Bean turned his back to the double shooter, sulking.

"Forget it, forget it, it's not your fault, if you want to blame it, you can only blame Liu Dingjia, a big slob—I'm going to let these zombies know today that Pea is invincible even without a torch tree!!!"

With a roar, the double shooter slammed the pea in his hand at a zombie that escaped from the phantom's attack, and as the pea in his hand flew out, his men rushed into it in the blink of an eye. In the crowd of zombies, he fought side by side with the phantom of the dark contracted beast.

However, Liu Dingjia, who was having dinner in the mercenary union in Anxina thousands of miles away, was unfortunately "successful" and sneezed several times in a row.

"Ah, ah, ah—"

Because of an itchy nose, Liu Dingjia quickly turned his head to one side, and then sneezed again and again.After finally stopping the sneezing, the short man touched his nose and turned his head to meet Jameson's gaze looking in his direction.

"What's wrong? Did you catch a cold?" Jameson brought the thick soup in front of Liu Dingjia, and asked about his physical condition with rare concern.

Liu Dingjia took the thick soup gratefully, then shook his head: "My body is fine, probably that guy from Hall is talking bad about me behind my back." Not long ago, he let this little elf see the big heaven The national football team is good at playing, and Liu Dingjia will be resented behind his back. He is psychologically prepared.What's more, Liu Dingjia will never forget Hall's vicious and resentful look when he was ordered by Friedon to go back to his hometown for confinement.

In fact, Hall, the elf, is really too narrow-minded, is he just in confinement? Thinking about him, Liu Daxia followed his cousin Zhou Hong’s ass to get into trouble everywhere when he was a child, but he was often locked in a small black room by his parents——╮(╯▽╰) ╭If you haven’t been in a small black house, is that still a man’s life?

Jameson looked at the terrified appearance of a short, black and thin person, and he couldn't help feeling very funny. He shook his head and said, "You are very relieved. When you kicked that elf just now, you don't have to worry about your relationship with the elf." The entire Bright Elves are enemies and are persecuted by them."

"Don't be afraid," Liu Dingjia smiled and picked up a spoon and asked for a spoonful of thick soup to feed into his mouth, and drank it. "They should get news from Olsen soon. Not with me, but with someone I know who might come back for someone else."

"The most important thing is that they don't know whether the relationship between this person and me is good or bad." Biting a piece of snow raccoon meat in his mouth, Liu Dingjia smiled wickedly.

After listening to Liu Dingjia's words, Jameson was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood the meaning of this guy's words, and this kind of coping method is indeed the best way for the very weak boy now.