Plants vs. Zombies

——First love is so beautiful

——First love is like the moon, it looks beautiful, but in fact it is full of pits.

—————————————————— BY Zhou Hong

"Thank you." The young man thanked, and squatted down* again.

"You don't need to thank me, the boss is willing to give up the price because of your superb skills, I just made a small suggestion." The little man replied very "self-knowledge", "You should be glad that the boss is A man who respects art, if he is a snobbish businessman who only cares about money, it will be of no use what I say."

"You are right, but I still want to thank you. No matter how much you refuse, I know that you have helped me." The blond youth wearing a mask pursed his lips and smiled gently, "Then, kid... ..."

"Don't call me a kid!" Liu Dingjia hurriedly stopped when he heard the extremely awkward address "kid" coming out of the other party's mouth.

"Well, friend, as I just said, anyway, please tell me your name so I can pay you back one day - or let me play you another song? I guess you like me just now It's a performance." The young man looked at Liu Dingjia, blinked playfully on purpose, and said.

"Why didn't you report your name first?" Relying on the mask to block the other party from seeing his miserable face, the clown also imitated the action of the man squatting in front of him just now, and blinked.

The young man was amused by his pretense of being funny, he smiled lightly, then sighed, and explained: "It's not that I don't want to tell you my name—I also know it's very impolite, but I am now in a big trouble, if I tell you my name, not only me, but even my friend, you will be hurt unnecessarily.”

"But judging from your behavior, you are not a person who will get into such a big trouble." Liu Dingjia tilted his head and looked at the young man. From his words and demeanor, it can be seen that he is a gentle and humble person. It's hard to imagine being troubled by someone.

"I don't know why I got into this trouble." After speaking, the young man shrugged his shoulders, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled down, as if he was quite depressed because of this inexplicable trouble.

"Don't worry," Liu Dingjia stretched out his thin right hand and patted the young man's shoulder, "You are such a gentle person, that...Ge...Gose...Aunt Bate, yes, it's Gosebet Auntie will definitely bless you."

"I hope so." The young man smiled, agreeing to Liu Dingjia's "auspicious words".

At this moment, the boss had put the xylophone in the exquisite box, took it out, and politely handed it to the blond young man: "Your poplar xylophone."

"Thank you." The handsome masked guy took the piano case and put it into the space bracelet, then turned to the boy who was much shorter than the counter and said, "Can you really tell me my name, friend?"

Liu Dingjia touched his nose, and finally shook his head: "I'm sorry, I got into a lot of trouble just like you," ——traveled directly into your pseudo-scientific world, and even turned into a little bean , Liu Dingjia complained silently in his heart, and then continued, "But you insist on thanking me." His eyes fell on the honey stick fruit stuck on the young man's neckline.Liu Dingjia squinted his eyes and asked the young man, "Can you give me the honey fruit on your neckline? Take it as a testimony of our acquaintance."

"This thing is nothing, but I saw it at the gate of the city. A large piece of it grew in the snow in the corner and I picked it because I thought it was very cute. If you like it, of course I can give it to you."

The young man took off the honeydew fruit from his collar, but worriedly reminded the little boy who asked him for it:

"But I want to remind you that although this fruit is bright in color and has a faint aroma, it is absolutely inedible. It is poisonous."

"I know that." Liu Dingjia nodded, "I won't eat them." As long as they are not swallowed directly, the toxicity of honey thick fruit is almost negligible to humans.

"Okay then, let me plug it in for you." The young man approached the boy as he said that, and inserted the honey fruit in his hand into the boy's hair.Because it was too close, Liu Dingjia could smell the faint fragrance emanating from the young man, it was not sweet or musky, but a faintly sweet, apple-like freshness.

"You smell really good, like an apple." Unconsciously, the skinny boy blurted out.Then, Liu Dingjia, who realized what he said, widened his eyes in disbelief, then tightly covered his mouth with his hands, and his heart suddenly jumped.

"Ah, maybe it's because I like apples." Compared to the boy's embarrassment, the young man seemed indifferent, but while speaking, he took a few steps back kindly, leaving room for the Little guy, let him get back to normal as soon as possible.

When Liu Dingjia no longer felt embarrassed, the young man looked at the honey fruit that he had inserted by himself, and said: "Speaking of which, my mother also liked to insert all kinds of fruits like this in me when I was very young." on the head."

"Ah, you must be cute like that." Hearing the young man casually talking about his childhood, Liu Dingjia couldn't help imagining it. For some reason, he just thought that a young man like that would be very cute and cute.

"I hope I can be as cute as you." The blond young man folded his hands on his chest, tilted his head slightly, and said seriously.

And Liu Dingjia, who looked at him like this, felt bad for an instant, and shouted in his heart that this guy was acting cute—it's shameful to be cute——has he blushed?Grandpa can't stand a man's cuteness—it's unscientific—Liu Dingjia, think about Yang Fun, her face, her breasts, her legs—and her beautiful singing voice that can wake everything up! ! !

Unfortunately, Liu Dingjia discovered that he had only traveled to this world for a few months, and he could not even remember the increasingly "beautiful" face of his favorite sister Guo Xiang.In desperation, he had no choice but to speak out to stop the young man who continued to act cute: "Please stop being cute, I don't want to become a pervert!"

"Cute?" Unfortunately, the young people didn't understand the meaning of this word at all. As a result, the young people who were a little dazed because of this became "cute" in the eyes of the little man.As a result, Liu Dingjia, who couldn't bear it anymore, began to feel turbulent, and his heartbeat actually accelerated.

Well, Liu Dingjia has to admit that what his cousin Zhou Hong who came out of the closet was right. Every man has a Brokeback Mountain in his heart. The reason why so few people come out is because the men around him They are not high enough to poke their cute spots.

However, Zhou Hong also said that a man suddenly has a crush on another boyfriend and his heart beats faster, it does not mean that he is gay, it is just a little "Brokeback Mountain complex" at work.

In order not to let the "Brokeback Mountain complex" continue to disturb her sexual orientation, Liu Dingjia decided to try the "treatment" method introduced by Zhou Hong, and tried very hard to imagine the girl Ruhua screaming while picking her nose The terrifying scene of "God of Cookery" running towards him with braids of shofars.

Sure enough, a shiver came all over his body, Liu Dingjia's heartbeat gradually eased, and he felt refreshed all of a sudden, but he was just stunned just now.

"Are you alright?" The young man suddenly asked, apparently he had already noticed that the boy was abnormal for a moment, and even guessed the reason why the other party became like this based on his past experience.Looking at the little child, the young man couldn't help but find it very interesting, so he laughed aloud: "I'm really sorry if you feel uncomfortable because of facing me."

"Ah?" Liu Dingjia didn't expect the other party to say that. He thought that the strange action he had just made had misunderstood the other party, so he quickly waved his hand and said, "No, talking to you is a very happy thing."

"Really? That's good." The young man didn't argue with the boy too much. After all, he fell in love with him just by meeting him just once like this - he had met many times with people who even fell in love with him. It's no surprise already.

After parting from the handsome guy in the mask, Liu Dingjia "wandered" on the commercial street with a rippling face, and finally ran to the "Fanny's Flower" facing the street, ordered a piece of bread and miscellaneous fish soup, and settled the lunch.

While finishing lunch, Liu Dingjia took a little look at the restaurant's business situation, and sure enough, as he had expected, "Fanny's Flowers" doesn't sell many vegetables and fruits, and those who can afford to buy them are not. rare.Liu Dingjia thought that Boss Annie really had a next buyer, otherwise he wouldn't have bought such a large amount of vegetables from him so boldly back then.