Plants vs. Zombies

Perhaps it should be said that Liu Dingjia is a fool who is a fool. With such a big secret, he hired four outsiders, but none of them leaked his secret.

"You guys are really lucky!" Jameson stretched out his hand and slapped Liu Dingjia's head, lamenting his good luck.

Liu Dingjia obviously didn't agree with Jameson's evaluation of his luck. He lowered his head and broke away from the other party's grasp, then quickly grabbed the only plate of snow raccoon meat from the waiter's hand and placed it in front of him.While eating the fresh and tender boiled meat, he still didn't forget to refute what Jameson said just now: "Look at my face, and that elf over there, how dare you tease me like this, it really has no sympathy. "

Jameson smiled and shook his head, and put a large piece of "non-ogi chicken" in front of him, and just as he was about to start eating, Bernie, who dragged Alfonso downstairs, saw them: "Jane Jameson, Shae's friend is with you?" Bernie let go of Alfonso's arm, jumped to Jameson's table and sat down, then grabbed the waiter who was about to leave and ordered some food.

"Boy, I'm afraid your room won't be able to accommodate people tonight, so why don't you stay in Jameson's and mine's room temporarily?" Bernie said while stroking Liu Dingjia's head with a smile.

"Ah, do you live together?" Liu Dingjia raised his head in surprise. He thought that everyone else lived in a room like him. Wouldn't it make him seem rude and extravagant to ask for help?

"The bed in the double room is bigger!" Bernie explained with a haha.

"Cough..." Liu Dingjia looked at Bernie even more surprised, "Double bed..." Speaking of which, the room just now was indeed a big double bed.

And when it comes to the double bed, Liu Dingjia's mind can't help but "live" - ​​I really can't see the relationship between these two guys.

Liu Dingjia's gaze shifted from Bernie on the opposite side to Jameson beside him.Since meeting with their team, he has indeed heard from other team members that the two have a good relationship, and some team members even said it very ambiguously.

Tsk, he thought Bernie liked Shae.

Shaking his head, Liu Dingjia decided to stay away from these two "gay guys", so as not to be affected by them to his normal sexual orientation.

"I'd better squeeze with others. Although...the double bed is very big, it might not be enough for three people, right?" Liu Dingjia shook his head, tore off a small piece of snow raccoon meat from the plate and put it in his mouth Chewing, but out of the corner of his eye, he deliberately glanced at the "huge" bodies of Bernie and Jameson.

"Is that so?" Bernie frowned, thinking about what the little man said, it seemed that the double bed really couldn't fit three people, "but for other people, I'm worried that the elf will break in and trouble you .”

That noble elf from the Kansandana Forest looked like a proud guy, "I'm afraid he wouldn't pay attention to ordinary mercenaries." Bernie continued to think about it. I don't know how to deal with it.

Jameson, who had been sitting by the side and hadn't spoken since Bernie came over, grinned: This idiot Bernie actually thought about it, if he's really worried about this brat, he will take him to sleep in the double room and let him sleep. Wouldn't it be fine for him, the "Ives non-staff" to move to another room?

"Forget it, if you can protect me for a while, can you protect me for a lifetime? Just let me share a room with... Nan." Liu Dingjia still has a good impression of this young and enthusiastic little pastor.

"What you said is also very reasonable. In this case, I will ask someone to tell Nan to beware of that elf." Bernie looked at the elf Hall and said with a curled lip.

Liu Dingjia just wanted to nod, but Jameson, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interrupted Bernie: "No, if you don't want Nan to be beaten into a pig's head, then don't arrange it like this-I think I'll take care of this kid, As for you, Bernie, you're busy, so forget about it."

"But we can't fit in our room." Bernie stretched out his hands to scratch his messy long gray hair in annoyance.

"So I mean, you move to another room," Jameson said relentlessly.

"Huh?" Unexpectedly, the "cohabitant" would "sweep him out", Bernie covered his baby face with a sad face, and said plaintively: "James, are you going to abandon me by saying that? I didn't realize that you hate me—I'm so hurt..." Before the words of mourning could be finished, Bernie's head had already been slammed on the head with an iron plate for serving vegetables.

The sound of "Dang" was crisp and sweet, making Liu Dingjia, who thought he had a bad day, feel happy.

"You bastard, you only have the life of being abandoned!"

Alfonso, who was originally sitting at the table behind Bernie eating, suddenly stood up and touched Bernie's head because he couldn't stand Bernie's "nervous attack".Throwing down the murder weapon in his hand, Alfonso snorted coldly, "Shut up!" and sat back in his original position, continuing to eat quietly.

What Liu Dingjia didn't expect was that Bernie actually sat in his seat properly, and didn't hear a single sound from his mouth until all the food in front of him was wiped out.

Liu Dingjia looked at Bernie's changes before and after in amazement——in this world, one thing descends after another.

In the end, under Jameson's insistence and Dr. Alfonso's "coercion", Bernie had to succumb and "temporarily" moved out of his and Jameson's "love nest" and rebooked a room for himself.And Liu Dingjia, who was targeted by Elf Hall, lived in the room that originally belonged to Bernie and Jameson, occupying the double bed that Bernie liked very much.

"I really don't understand, what's the point of lying on the same bed with a man." Liu Dingjia climbed onto "Bernie's double bed", sat in the middle of the bed with his knees in his arms, and looked at Zhan who took off his soft armor. Jameson muttered to himself inexplicably, "A man hugs like a piece of wood, what's the difference?" Especially a tough guy like Jameson who has built up his muscles, what do you think? I feel like holding hands.

Most importantly, he didn't really think Bernie and Jameson had such an unusual relationship.

"What are you thinking about?" Zamson took off the blindfold and threw it on the table, and when he went to bed and was about to sleep, he found that the kid who had climbed into bed earlier was looking at him seriously, and whispered something in a low voice. What, so I leaned towards him and asked, "What are you talking to yourself? You can't develop such a habit when talking to boys, and you will become withdrawn. Girls don't like it."

"It's nothing." Unaccustomed to being so close, Liu Dingjia quickly took off the leather jacket on his body, and then got into the quilt with his whole body.

He secretly took a sunshine bean from the space ring and threw it into his mouth, before Liu Dingjia poked his head out from under the quilt, looked at Jameson, and blinked his green eyes: "Jameson, you and Bernie Don't you find it strange that a big man sleeps on the same bed?" The most important thing is that this is a double bed specially prepared for couples.

"Ha, so you little brat is thinking about these strange things in your head." Blowing out the oil lamp, Jameson sat down under the quilt and lay down with his hands under his head, suddenly wanting to chat with this messy "kid" in his head. Chat: "Guess what we two big men will do in this bed_."

"Hey, besides chatting, can goblins fight?" Liu Dingjia snorted disdainfully at Jameson's obvious teasing.Single men sleep on the same bed, unless they are gay, they will do the same things: childish ones will play pillow fights, growing ones will talk about women, mature ones will talk about family, country, world and women, Too mature to suck... Let's play _aircraft_ together.

Usually, when single men get together, the topic will only tend to be lewd and endless.

It's just that I don't know which topic Bernie and Jameson, two older single men, will start talking about first, and where they will turn to women, the eternal topic among men.

Thinking of this, Liu Dingjia couldn't help showing a wretched smile comparable to that of a beast on the face of Liu Dingjia who was hiding in the dark.

"Jamesson, what kind of woman...or man do you like?" Liu Dingjia thought for a while, then lay down under the quilt and asked with a smile.

"Oh? It's better for children not to ask this question. Over-maturity will affect physical growth." Jameson, who closed his eyes, avoided this topic and did not answer.

Liu Dingjia, who was inexplicably interested, refused to let go of this topic easily, and continued to pester: "It doesn't matter, this kind of thing will have to be faced one day sooner or later. Only by understanding properly can we not go astray."

"You just want to take this opportunity to make fun of me and Bernie?" Jameson laughed, and tightened the quilt on Liu Dingjia's side, "Go to sleep, you need to get enough sleep if you want to grow up quickly. "After that, I also pulled up the quilt, closed my eyes, and kept silent.

Knowing that Jameson really didn't want to dwell on this issue, Liu Dingjia had no choice but to get ready to go to bed tactfully.Turning over, with his back to Master Swordsman, the thin boy closed his eyes and tried to sleep.

However, for some reason, there was always a picture of him being pressed on the ground and beaten during the day before his eyes, and the mood that was relaxed just now because of the "lewd topics" between men gradually fell down.

Liu Dingjia, who couldn't sleep no matter what, opened his eyes, looked through the thin glass at the black night sky outside the window, and the only star shining in the night sky.

"What kind of star is that? Does it have a name?" Liu Dingjia asked aloud. Jameson, who thought his breathing was getting heavy and long, had already fallen asleep. Unexpectedly, the other party answered his question: "Xia Heboti, what else?" It is called the Star of Gems, and it is said that the famous high-ranking warrior Levant died in Panxi Snow Mountain just because he wanted to pick it up and give it to Princess Mira."

"Yeah? That stupid soldier..." Hearing this ridiculous and pathetic "love story" again, Liu Dingjia burst out laughing, suddenly remembering how the warriors in this world felt about this "star picking god" He quickly covered his mouth, fearing that he would inadvertently offend the swordsman-sama beside him and be severely beaten by him.

The author has something to say: My body feels much better, and my strength is back, try to see if I can double-up, oh yeah~ I just said how can I catch a cold for a week?