Plants vs. Zombies

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Liu Dingjia was not as tall as the opponent, nor as strong, so he soon fell into a disadvantage, and was finally pinned to the ground and could not move, only his mouth was still able to fight:

"A bastard with a faceless skin, actually bullying a child - if I hadn't been unlucky, you can...you can..."

With two "slaps", the elf riding on the thin boy slapped the boy hard on the face twice: "Moyena Sunflower!" Immediately afterwards, the two fists landed on the little boy's body.

"I don't know! M's madman!"

Almost mad with anger, Liu Dingjia clenched his teeth, he had never been bullied like this in his life, no matter before or after time-traveling.

Looking at the lunatic riding on him, Liu Dingjia's green eyes were slightly bloodshot, his head ached like being hit by an iron pestle suddenly, his heart became more and more manic, and he wanted to tear it apart. The elf who told herself the news of "Moyena Sunflower".

"What are you doing?" A familiar voice came from the door, which calmed down Liu Dingjia's sudden mania.Knowing that rescue was coming, he quickly struggled to his body and shouted to the person at the door for help: "Captain Bernie, this lunatic is going to kill me!"

Standing at the door were Bernie and his good friend Jameson. The two were going downstairs to drink and carnival, but they saw such a "farce" at Liu Dingjia's door.

Hearing the person lying under him calling for help outside the door, Hall raised his arm high and was about to slap him down: "Shut up, human civilian!"

Soller, who was entangled by his good friend, finally woke up from the shock of vomit when Bernie and the two appeared at the door, only to see that his contract elf had pressed the human child under him at some point. He slapped his hands vigorously under his body, feeling very embarrassed immediately.

Hearing Liu Dingjia begging for help from the two at the door, Suo Le quickly explained to them: "This is all a misunderstanding..."

"Misunderstanding your sister!"

Liu Dingjia grinned and retorted.

"Snapped!"

Another clear slap landed on his left cheek.

As the leader of the regiment, Bernie's face turned black. The little guy who was crushed and beaten on the ground was the one Shae entrusted him to take care of, and now he was humiliated and bullied. How would he explain to the kind and beautiful Shae in the future?

"Tell me, where is Moyena Sunflower!" The irascible elf who was beating people was still the same, and he didn't see the human standing outside the door who was angry because of his excessive behavior. To be precise, it was him Don't take these two human mercenaries into consideration at all.

"I don't think it's a misunderstanding—I used the excuse of looking for 'Moyena' to bully people in my regiment. As the leader of the Ives mercenary regiment, I can't turn a blind eye." Bernie walked in, Zhang He grabbed Hall's collar with his hand.While the elf was stunned and dazed, he shook Bernie hard and threw him onto his contracted master, knocking him down to the ground together with the tall young man who was holding him, and couldn't even get up for a while.

Bernie came so suddenly, and the power he displayed made Liu Dingjia, who had been puzzled by his baby face, startled.But without the suppression of the elves on his body, he immediately bent his legs to get up from the ground.

"This is called a misunderstanding." Bernie raised the right hand that had just thrown the person out, and shook it: "I accidentally slipped my hand just now."

Liu Dingjia, who was struggling to get up from the ground, almost staggered and fell back to the ground after hearing Bernie's unreasonable words.

This reason is too fucking far-fetched Hey!

"How is it, little guy, are you okay?" Bernie smiled and looked at the little boy who stood up slowly, thinking that this kid is not bad, he looks very thin, and he can still bite after being beaten like this Gritting his teeth and relying on his own strength, he swayed and stood up, which is considered a bit of backbone.

"Pain...hiss (death)......" Taking a breath, Liu Dingjia touched his face, really holding back his anger in his heart, thinking to himself that meeting Xiao in a bad year, and being unlucky enough to meet an elf Could be a psychotic lunatic.

MD, my first kiss in this body was snatched by this lunatic. Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it!

Liu Dingjia stared fiercely at the three people who fell to the ground with triangular eyes, then limped to Bernie's side, because the pain was so severe that he kept breathing.

"Tell me where the Moyena sunflower grows!"

The elf who was thrown out by Bernie obviously didn't intend to give up, and still wanted to find out the whereabouts of the holy flower from Liu Dingjia.

Hall struggled to get up from the contracted master, glared at the human child who walked up to Bernie, and threatened the little boy who was hiding beside the adult: "I swear in the name of the Kansanina family, if If you don’t tell me the whereabouts of our holy flower, then you will be cursed by the land of light, be condemned by heaven, and become the enemy of the entire light elves.”

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He even cursed him to be punished by God!

Curse him! !

This neuropathy!madman! ! !

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Ever since he was cursed by his colleagues into this inexplicable magic world, ever since he learned that Kang Ji's body + body would be lame because he was cursed by Shi Laozi's dark magic, and he would die at the age of 60 if he was not careful, Liu Dingjia has been There's a lot of resentment at the word "curse".Hearing Hall utter the word "curse" now is simply adding fuel to the fire and adding fuel to his already resentful emotions.As soon as he gritted his teeth, Liu Dingjia, who dragged his lame leg in the way, was about to rush up and beat him up.

Jameson, who had been standing behind Liu Dingjia, saw that the kid was about to rush forward to beat someone, thinking that the kid who rushed up to beat someone was simply sent to the door to be beaten.The bearded man didn't say a word of warning, he directly reached out and grabbed Liu Dingjia by the back collar, picked him up and hugged him in his arms.

Hugging the little ghost, Jameson winked at Bernie, telling him to stay and deal with the difficult elf, while he himself took the little ghost's head away.Bernie waved his hand in understanding.

"Hey, where are you going to take me? I haven't beaten that lunatic elf yet." Being hugged by a man—or an acquaintance, Liu Dingjia felt uncomfortable all over his body. It's a pity that he was in pain from being beaten by a lunatic just now. , couldn't even struggle a little bit, so he pretended to be angry and stared at Jameson who was carrying him upstairs.

Jameson didn't take it seriously, he grinned and pinched the skinny, short, red and swollen face: "You can't beat that elf."

Kansanina is the royal family of the light elves, no wonder that elf is so arrogant and fiery at such a young age.

However, because of his young age, he still doesn't understand the truth that most human beings "eat the soft but not the hard", so they only deal with things with arrogance and rudeness, and take what they want with willfulness.

Jameson looked down at the six-year-old child in his arms whose face was distorted due to pain, and recalled the relationship between him and another maid named Linda when he returned to the yard of the master who hired him more than half a month ago. dialogue:

"Mr. is really a kind-hearted person. In order to raise money to help his friends, he is willing to go to other places to sell things in such cold weather. Now Suydun and Beidan are snowing heavily."

"Helping a friend?"

"Yes, he is a very poor child. He is only five or six years old. He is very thin. According to his husband, he is still crippled. What a poor child."

After saying this, Linda, who was kind and simple and a mother, even picked up the hem of her apron and wiped away the tears flowing from the corners of her eyes.

Jameson touched + touched the head of the child in his arms. If this child is the friend of Liu Dingjia that Linda said, then he is really implicated by Liu Dingjia - based on what he knows about Liu Dingjia, this reckless young man is very It is possible to give the fruit that Moyena condensed to the sun flower, which is the "sunshine bean" in his mouth, to his little friend at will.

However, according to what he said, the child was brought out by Bernie's niece. He didn't hear from Bernie or others that there was a young man named Liu Dingjia accompanying him. So where did Liu Dingjia go?

Jameson looked down at the little head with withered and yellow hair like a bird's nest, and smiled slightly: "Now uncle will take you to Alfonso's to see if he has any good medicine to make your face no longer hurt so much."

At this moment, Jameson has a strange conjecture in his heart. Although it is absurd, he is still willing to verify it carefully, and it will not take him much energy and time anyway.

"Ah, so, okay then." Liu Dingjia also felt that his face was swollen to him.Kang Ji's face was already ugly, but if he turned into a pig's head now, he would not be able to meet people. It's better to go to the pharmacist and ask for some medicine to reduce swelling.

Liu Dingjia thought that he couldn't be ashamed of himself with a pig's face in his heart, and Liu Dingjia, who didn't expect that his identity might be exposed, couldn't help but grabbed Jameson's collar and urged: "Hurry up, don't let others see my face." Pig face, oh... hiss... it hurts!" This damn lunatic slapped him in the face so hard, it was hard enough!

Compared with the pharmacist in Abigail's team, Alfonso, the chief pharmacist, is very "ruthless".When he saw the red and swollen face of Liu Dingjia, who was carried into the room by the "benefactor" Jameson of Ives, he didn't react at all, and still slowly sorted the medicinal materials in his hand one by one. .

Until all the medicinal materials were classified separately, Liu Dingjia who had been waiting was also yelling "Ai ai" in pain, and the cruel doctor Alfonso took out a bottle from the space bracelet and stuffed it into Liu Dingjia's hand, and then ordered coldly :

"Three times a day, one capsule each time, take after meals, do not drink alcohol."

Liu Dingjia picked up the bottle and shook it, there was a jingling sound in the bottle, and it was estimated that there were not many pills in it.

"Then what should I do with my face? You can't let me go out with such a swollen face to scare people?" In order to arouse the sympathy of the pharmacist, Liu Dingjia cried out louder.

Alfonso was unmoved, he didn't even give him a sympathetic look, and said a cold and heartless sentence: "If you think your face is swollen, just rub it with snow cubes, why are boys so delicate!"

Wiping, even cruelly told him to wipe his face with snow, isn't that swollen and swollen?This pharmacist is simply not human! ! !

Hearing that the pharmacist asked him to reduce the swelling like this, Liu Dingjia felt that his face was swollen more and more.

The author has something to say: Aww, overeating + catching a cold, it’s too painful, I can’t climb down

The temperature has dropped sharply, everyone must pay attention to keeping warm and eating