[Comprehensive] Reemployment Guidance for Retired Judges

"Dear Cousin Kusuo, I heard that you shaved your head because you lost the sports festival."

Shut up!Say no more!I obviously used superpowers to instantly restore hair and erase their memories, where did you hear that!

"My aunt forwarded the photo to me, it's very cute, [Kusuo with bald head JPG], I think if Kusuo keeps this hairstyle, it will definitely bring more joy to the world."

In fact, you want to say that this hairstyle of mine will make the world laugh, right?Oops, the phone was crushed again, looking at the phone that was cracked after a slight mood swing, I closed my eyes and recovered again.

"I didn't expect that Kusuo, who seemed not interested in anything, would have such a passionate side. I couldn't help but think of myself back then."

You are only two years older than me, right?Do you think that you are not 19 years old but 90 years old with this emotional tone of life?And you were just reading cheers in the radio room back then!

"As long as you have fought hard and worked hard with your friends, even if you lose the game in the end, it will be a very precious youthful memory, so you don't have to worry about it."

I didn't mind, my hair had grown out.If it wasn't for you, I would have forgotten it long ago. Also, I don't have any friends, and I don't need any youthful memories.

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Saiki Kusuo, 17 years old this year, a sophomore in the private PK Academy Senior High School, an ordinary superpower.

The word "ordinary" should not be placed in front of a person with superpowers. A person with superpowers who can wipe out all human beings in three days is not ordinary in any way.

Before the age of ten, Saiki Kusuo thought that he was the only person with superpowers on this planet, and he was very troubled by this.He has no interest in destroying the world, but it is very troublesome to pretend to be an ordinary person. His super-crazy parents and his elder brother who is in the late stage of paranoia make trouble for him from time to time.After the age of ten, a distant cousin who was super troublesome was added.

But she didn't bring all troubles. Her existence opened the door to a new world for him. He started looking for other superpowers in this world, only to find that there are actually many superpowers on this planet.

The mafia who can suddenly get angry, the guy who claims to be a god who can be bought for five yuan, the slippery ghost with a strange head and his Hyakki Yako, and the onmyoji who takes destroying monsters as his own responsibility, and fights in black kimonos and claims to be The god of death, psychic, seven seals, seven censors, elementary school students with magic cards, elementary school students with guardian eggs, elementary school students with Digimon, elementary school students with Pokémon, elementary school students who can become magical girls, and tennis players The junior high school student who slapped a black hole, the junior high school student who suddenly went to save the earth, the high school student who summoned heroic spirits to fight for a cup...

After discovering that there are so many superpowers on the earth, Saiki Kusuo felt that he must be the most ordinary of the superpowers who live in peace and seriousness as an ordinary person every day, so he defined himself as an ordinary person with peace of mind. psychic.As for whether other superpowers have the superpower to destroy the world in three days, it is not within his consideration.

On Saturday morning, the couple who sprinkled dog food every day left their son alone at home, went arm in arm to the amusement park for a date, and took him back yesterday with the last pocket money of this month, ready to Coffee pudding enjoyed today.In retaliation, he didn't tell them that there would be a heavy rain at noon today, and he had already foreseen the way they hugged each other and hid on the bus platform shivering.

But the morning was a rare good day, and he sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, reading the emails sent to him by his cousin Kyoko Asakawa who was far away in Mihua Town.A cup of coffee to pass the time without coffee pudding, although it would be strange for a child to drink coffee, but wouldn't it be weirder for a superpower?

Asakawa Kyoko, a cousin who suddenly appeared when she visited her grandfather's house one year, is the daughter adopted by the uncle's son of her grandfather's sister's son in a distant country, she is a kind of "other people's child", a troublesome existence guy.

"Hey, isn't Kusuo a psychic? I found out." The first time we met, I just asked in such a nonchalant tone that the weather is really nice today.

"Yeah, Kyoko is really amazing. It's amazing to be able to tell that Xiaoxiong is a superpower." He was thinking about how to deal with this human who discovered his secret, whether to make her lose her memory, or simply kill her in an instant. Move to the bottom of the sea to let her sleep forever and then delete all the world's memories about her, his mother with super rough nerves answered for him with a smile.

"Oh, superpowers, Kusuo is really amazing, but the aunt who raised such an excellent superpower is the most amazing!" A little girl of eleven or twelve years old, wearing a skirt with small floral prints , wearing a round straw hat, with broken golden hair fluttering in the wind, raised her head and said to her mother in admiration, with a smile on her face like a little sun. "Give it to auntie." The little hand with the shallow dimples held a bouquet of wild flowers.

"It was like Cupid's arrow hit my heart," later Kurumi's mother said. "It's super kawaii, Kyoko! If only it was my daughter." With a suspicious look on her face Blushing, hands covering cheeks, eyes sparkling.

My mother likes Kyoko very much, so a year ago, the son of my grandfather's sister's son's cousin's uncle's uncle died of illness, and Kurumi's mother proposed to adopt Kyoko.But was rejected by Kyoko, she took over the pet shop left by her adoptive father alone, and asked her grandfather to adopt the two children under their names, and she took them to live in Mihua Town.

"Kyoko is really a strong child. She seems to be able to solve everything by herself. In my heart, she is just as powerful as Xiaoxiong. But she is actually just a little girl, and occasionally she relies on adults." Kurumi's mother worried Said, this is an emotion that a mother with rough nerves will hardly have.

Saiki Kusuo really wants to tell his mother that there is no need to worry about Asakawa Kyoko. At the age of 12, she is a kawaii little dumpling that makes your mother love explode. At the age of 19, she is a girl who can use beauty and gentleness, kindness and a smile. A woman who makes people fall into her sweet trap and can easily achieve her goals.

"Today's Mihua Town is as peaceful as ever, except that a male corpse was found in Mihua Park, and someone robbed the bank with a knife. Poison, and several explosions, Mihua Town is really a peaceful place."

No, the kind where every time you come in the mail there are dead bodies, murders, kidnappings, and only you feel at peace.Saiki silently drew a red cross on the Kuboto town that Kyoko mentioned in passing on the map in his mind, and the rice flower town where she was located has been covered by the bright red triangle symbol.

"It's just that I'm worried about Hotaru and Saya, so I crossed out Doraemon and crossed out Kusuo's cousin, can you listen to your dear cousin's little wish? Please add to this world that no one or anything can hurt Let’s set them up! As a reward, I can provide coffee jelly for one year, special grade.”

Qi Mu put down his phone and looked up at the blue sky outside the window. The plane flew across the sky, and behind him were two white tail clouds, which soon disappeared.In this kind of beautiful weather, how desperate is he to sit here and read her email?Put down the phone in your hand, take a deep breath, it's a bit of a hassle to fix the house, so it's better to control your emotions a little bit.

"By the way, a rich kid came to my store today and he sent me a super~super~big coffee pudding, attached. I really want to share it with you,"

The picture shows a coffee pudding that can be described as huge, almost occupying the entire table, with bright colors, and the Q bomb and strong aroma can be felt through the mobile phone.

"Meow~~~Humans with fish lips! Quickly open the door and let me in, and then offer the dried fish!" The orange-yellow tabby cat named An Pu sat outside the window again.

"Hey buddy! Let's go out and play together!" The sound of burning the hall came from outside the door, the green glasses flashed a dazzling light, and with a ding, Qi Mu still maintained his original sitting posture, but the surrounding environment had completely changed.