[Comprehensive] Reemployment Guidance for Retired Judges

In the secluded forest, Hisoka sat on a big rock by the river, playing poker with one hand resting his chin and the other. The suit numbers on the cards kept changing, and finally stopped on the ace of spades.

Very depressed, Hisoka looked at the hands below with a disheveled face and quickly dug a big hole with his hands to bury himself. Illumi has been in this so-called dungeon for almost a month, but about the four souls There is no news about Yu at all.

How did all this happen?Hisoka thought seriously. He remembered that he received the call from Illumi in the Sky Arena. At that time, he was waiting for the news from Kuroro. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep at the thought that he would be able to compete with the Big Apple soon.

"Hey, Hisoka, do you know that your little fruit has been picked?" Very rare, Illumi would take the initiative to call him, and his tone was still Gujing Wubo, "It seems that I don't know, Jie· Fulis is out of this world now."

Hisoka was so frightened that the playing cards in his hand spilled all over the floor. He just broke up with Xiaoguo in the game, and confirmed that Xiaoguo has made serious efforts to grow up. He is still looking forward to the maturity of Xiaoguo. What does it mean that he is no longer in this world?Who moved his little fruit? !

"Turned into a cat? What do you mean?" Illumi's few casual explanations made Hisoka confused, and his first reaction was that he was controlled by some kind of thought and turned into an animal. "You can only grow up if you go through hardships yourself. Xiaoyi, don't spoil your brother too much." Hisoka felt that Illumi actually came to him to complain about his brother's disobedience. After all, Xiaojie and Xiaoyi's brother are together. Something happened to Xiaojie, and Qi Ya couldn't escape.

"Blindly pampering him, if you don't let him endure the wind and rain, he will become a waste in the future." Hisoka said very bluntly, Xiaojie is the opponent he trained for his future, if he beats the enemy Hakka because Qiya interferes with him He would be very unhappy if he practiced differently.

"You're thinking too much," Illumi was keenly aware of Hisoka's silent threat, "it's not petting, Qiya's growth and beating the enemy Hakka naturally has a whole set of training methods, which are completely different from your wild little fruit. But this is not what I want to tell you, Hisoka, Xiaojie has been bought by me now."

Illumi's stagnant cat eyes looked at the bright red minus five thousand on the back of his hand, as if silently mocking him. "Simply put, he's mine now."

Hisoka, who has been dealing with Illumi for many years, quickly reacted, "Okay, how much do you want? Let's talk about too much first, and I will owe it first."

"It's not about the money, what do you think of 'Another World'?"

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"If you refuse, then I'll just kill Qiya next time I go." Illumi said with a normal expression that he wanted to kill his brother, and calmly proposed the solution he thought was the best.

When he was helping in the pet shop, he had carefully observed those animals that were likely to be transformed from humans, including Qi Ya and Xiaojie, would unconsciously show the habits of animals.Habits are terrible. If Qi Ya wants to become a cat for decades, I am afraid that by the time he recovers, his human thinking will have been polished by time, and he will become a cat through and through.

"We have never encountered this kind of situation before." When he contacted the system according to the method on the temporary worker's contract, the system actually showed embarrassment in a very humane way, which made Yilumi even more curious. The so-called "system 'What is the truth. "You must ask the higher authorities for instructions, and I will give you the answer before you go to the pet store next time."

It was just a simple answer to the debt transfer question raised by Illumi, and the system didn't care at all about his plan to kill his brother who turned into a cat.They are only responsible for sending temporary workers into pet shops, and they don’t care about other things, such as pets killed by shop owners, such as pets that eventually become real animals, such as shop owners killed by pets, such as waste wood to selling pets The shopkeepers who went out, such as those killed by temporary workers, are all out of the scope of systematic thinking.

They are a large number of systems that are scattered in various time and space looking for temporary workers. The intelligence level is only elementary, just like a machine that has been programmed. Only when the intelligence level is improved, will it have various emotions. There are opportunities.

In the end, the system agreed to Ilumi's debt transfer proposal, and transferred half of his minus [-] points to Hisoka. He didn't even know that he was going to feed cats and dogs, change sand and bathe, and clean the windows and sweep the floor to look after the store. , Hisoka followed Illumi to 'another world'.

Sure enough, I was cheated.

Hisoka was so depressed that his face became swollen. The small fish in the river wagged its tail and approached the poker that he swung down and twirled in the water. in mid-air.

The appearance of the struggling little fish out of water reminded Hisoka that during the hunter exam, the gourmet hunter asked for sushi and served it himself.

Thinking of eating, Hisoka, who had been eating all kinds of wild vegetables and brown rice for more than a month, turned blue.It's not that I haven't encountered villages and towns, but the era of this dungeon seems to be very long ago, and these are the staple foods, even meat is thrown into water or fire, as long as it is cooked, it is eaten, and there is no such thing as seasoning.

I think I don't have any requirements for what I eat, as long as I can fill my stomach, but I can't stand it being so late for a month in a row.

Losing interest in playing with the little fish, Hisoka let go of his thoughts and let the little fish fall back into the water. The freed little fish fled away in panic, wagging its tail.

"It seems that you are very calm, Xiaoyi." Illumi has already jumped into the pit, and is going to spend the rest of the two months in it.

"I don't like the food here." Illumi said very bluntly, and began to fill the pit with soil, "I can go back when the time is up. Things are already like this, and complaining is useless. What we need to consider is how to get rid of it. get the most benefit."

The two powerful people have encountered humans and monsters since they came to this dungeon, but they didn't get the slightest news about the jade of the four souls.

Apart from the fact that Hisoka was so excited to come to the new world and behaved more pervertedly to scare away many people and demons, the main reason was that they couldn't understand what the people here said.

That's right, they can't understand, they can't understand what the people or demons here say, and neither can others.The lingua franca is still English, and even as an outstanding young master who beat the enemy Hakkas, Illumi has tried more than a dozen small languages ​​he has learned, but no one can understand them.

After fully realizing his situation, Illumi thought, is this a systematic negligence or a test?The two people who didn't intend to learn another language gave up wandering around and waited for the dungeon time to end in the forest near the town.Even Hisoka gave up chasing and fighting monsters, and they really realized what the difference in power system is.

Illumi, who buried himself until only one head was exposed, closed his eyes, thinking about how to extort points from Kyoko after returning home.

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White shirt and jeans, leaning on the sofa with slender legs casually placed on the coffee table, Kyoko, who has turned into a boy, is leisurely flipping through the postcards in her hand.

The postcard was found in the mailbox this morning.

Today, with the development of communications, the mailbox standing at the door of the backyard has become a decoration. Xingzi still insists on painting it once a year to prevent it from being eaten by insects. Xingzi was surprised to find something inside this morning.

The handwriting on the white envelope was crooked, like it was written by a child in kindergarten, and it was bulging. After tearing it open, a large stack of postcards was revealed. The main character was a little frog wearing a flowery straw hat.

Judging from the postcard, this is a very remarkable little frog, which has traveled almost all over Japan.There are snowy Hokkaido, lush green forests, and bustling metropolises, but you can only see pairs of women's high heels, and those sleeping in small wooden bowls leisurely floating in the small river.

It's a little frog who likes to travel. Kyoko is a little envious. She hasn't even been to many places. Why don't she take Xiaoye Yingwan to travel together after the next school holiday.

Along with the postcard, there is also a small package of special products from all over the place. It is as delicate and small as a child's play house toy, but it should be considered very large for a small frog.He picked up a strawberry candy the size of a fingernail, looked at it for a while and carefully opened his mouth.

tasty!Xingzi squinted happily, regretting not leaving the address of the little frog, otherwise she could write to ask where she bought the specialty.It’s also good to be friends with a little frog who can only travel around. You can receive special products from various places, and if you want to travel, there will be good places to recommend.

It's been a long time since I've been so leisurely. The male version of Kyoko lay on the sofa and yawned, with tears dripping from the corners of his eyes. It's a bit aggrieved to have long arms and legs huddled in the small sofa.

There are actually as many things to do every day. Kyoko is too tired just because she thinks too much and worries too much, and wants to take care of everyone and do everything best.After becoming a boy, although he is still the same person, he is more inclined to the state of playing games, and only when he throws away many unnecessary things can he feel at ease.

For example, according to the time rule that the system copy does not involve the present world, the time of the copy is independent, so the two people who just entered the copy should also return from the copy at the same instant.I haven't come back now, there must be a problem with the system copy.If it was a girl, Kyoko would definitely use the worried contact system to help solve it, but now the boys don't care about them, and the warm afternoon is the best time to sleep.

"Yeah, turning into a man so defenseless, is it easy to be discovered?" After Kyoko fell asleep, the air twisted for a moment, and the Kusuo Ameng she was thinking of appeared beside her. "It's not a headache to be wary at all..."

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"But my sister specifically told us not to go back." Although she was equally worried about her sister, Saya was a little more obedient than Hotaru.

"The more this happens, the more I have to go back. My sister must have encountered something, otherwise she wouldn't have told us not to go back on purpose, and asked Sister Xiaolan to let us spend the night at her house." Yingwan rushed forward in a hurry, "Sister You won't be angry because of this."

"Be careful!" Xiaoye shouted from behind, a large shadow pressed down on Yingwan, he hurriedly took two steps back, and jumped high to avoid the vending machine that was falling on him.

"Oh, it's too violent, Xiao Jing, I almost hit Kyoko's younger brother."

Hotaru frowned. Recently, the owner of this voice has surpassed others and ranked first on the list of people he hates the most.Orihara Rin is also appearing more and more frequently in Mihuacho, which is really annoying.

"Are you okay? I'm sorry, sorry! Shizuo, please restrain yourself a little bit, this is not in Ikebukuro." The man wearing glasses and carrying a large bag in his hand walked up to Hotaru, "Are you injured? My brother is a doctor." .”

"Hello." Hotaru and Saya greeted politely. They still remembered that this was the person who helped their sister find themselves in Ikebukuro last time. "Brother Okiya! Are you ready for something delicious?!" Compared with the previous few people, this one is much more enthusiastic.

Akai Shuichi looked at the group of people with mixed emotions. Just now, his outlook on life, values ​​and science have been greatly challenged, and he has not recovered yet.

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