After crossing the road, I married the leader of the demon sect

"hungry--"

Yue Heng's body was covered with mud, like a cake wrapped in syrup, and his hair stood on his head in a mess, freer than the happily growing grass he was lying on.

He scratched his muddy face with his hands covered in mud, and on the bridge of his nose that was solidified with black mud, his apricot eyes that should have been bright were now dimmed.

The outside world is not exciting at all!

Yue Heng thought depressingly.He somehow woke up from the river, but luckily he didn't choke to death!The old shopkeeper disappeared.He finally climbed ashore, um, very good, in the wilderness, no one, no ghosts, no food or drink.

He can't pluck a pheasant if he catches it; he can't make a fire if he touches a bird's egg; he can't even drink water!

All the pheasant eggs went into Yue Ji's belly!

Ah, what a day of misery and hopelessness!Yue Heng was sad and indignant. When he was in Shangou Village, although he practiced hard, everyone pampered him and never lacked food!I didn't expect to be away from home for three days, and I didn't even have to drink my saliva!

In desperation, Yue Heng was thirsty to the extreme, so he had to drink alcohol to survive. However... After so many years of practice, he is still the one who burns his heart and stomach after one cup, gets drunk after two cups, can't distinguish between himself and me after three cups, and falls asleep after four cups. Yue Heng.

He stayed in the forest for two days, and when he woke up, most of the forest was destroyed by him. He changed his conscience to another place, drank a lot of wine and fell asleep, but he didn't expect to be woken up.

There seems to be someone.Yue Heng was a little dazed, holding the wine gourd in front of his eyes, what did he just do?

What the hell flew out?

What other bastard tortoise?

Little stars floated in front of Yue Heng's hungry eyes, and his eyelids were a little heavy. He swallowed a mouthful of wine indiscriminately, and suddenly realized something, sat up suddenly, and almost flew out of the wine gourd in his hand.

"Yes, someone?!"

someone!Someone has something to eat!

Yue Heng's eyes suddenly sparkled!

"People, everyone—yue—"

His stomach was empty and only the tumbling wine was left. Yue Heng woke up too violently, his burning stomach attacked suddenly, and the hot taste rushed down his throat to the coating of his tongue. He couldn't hold back the burning feeling, and he retched for a while.

"yue—"

Everyone saw a black figure suddenly jumping out of the grass, and before they could say a word, they crouched on the tree and held their stomachs, "vomit, vomit, vomit".

The air was suddenly silent, and countless question marks floated in the forest.

... What the hell is this?

Everyone in Zhengba Villa and the two robbed people looked at him, not daring to be careless, after all, the person who was not afraid of death just now is still lying on the ground, not knowing whether he is alive or dead.

Yue Heng hugged the tree trunk and slowly sat on the ground. He leaned against the tree and raised his face. Countless stars floated in front of his eyes.

Just as a gust of wind blew through the forest, the white gauze in front of the pink figure was blown away, and the "girl" in pink hurriedly lowered her head.

Yue Heng clutched his stomach, as if he didn't see clearly the appearance of the servant in the bamboo hat.He only felt that the sun was too bright, the stars were too shining, and the pink color was very beautiful.

Yue Heng curled the corners of his mouth and smiled.

Wang Zhengba glanced at Wang Zhuge.

Wang Zhuge glanced at Wang Zhengba,

"Big boss, this person doesn't look easy to mess with, why don't we..." Wang Zhuge glanced behind him.

not to be trifled?Wang Zhengba suspected in his heart, he was startled by Yue Heng's exposed hand just now, looking at it now, this man is in a mess and shabby, except for the blue wine gourd.Looking at his face again, it's pitch black, with only big white teeth showing... like a lunatic.

Wang Zhengba was unwilling. He had occupied Zhengba Mountain for many years. Could it be possible that his prestige was destroyed by such a man of unknown origin who seemed delirious and inexplicable today?

Wang Zhengba glanced at the little beauty next to him. It doesn't matter if he looks at it, he will get angry when he looks at it!

I saw the little beauty he was thinking of was motionless, staring at the unknown person from the direction of his face, his eyes were fixed!

Although he couldn't see the beauty's expression under the bamboo hat, Wang Zhengba knew that the little beauty was looking at him!Maybe it was suppressed by that person just now!

Absolutely not!

Wang Zhengba puffed up his chest, he is the master of the mountain, holding the Zhengba Villa in his hand - he sealed it himself, and he has countless younger brothers - now there are fourteen normal panting, dignified - self-confident, majestic - or I thought to myself, how could I be insulted by such a stronger, poor and poor stinky thing who only screams hunger!

"Come on!" Wang Zhengba yelled, raised the only sharp weapon in Zhengba Villa - the long knife, and shouted at the younger brothers, "Take this man down for me!"

"Master, think twice!" Wang Zhuge said anxiously, waving his fan, which was missing a chicken feather and a large hole.This Wang Zhengba is so foolish on weekdays, why is it that his brain is soaked in water today!What kind of bear does he have in his heart?Can this kung fu be the same as that of a rich businessman who robs on weekdays!

"Think twice, you can't think twice!" Wang Zhengba shook his chest. He didn't think he could compare to the person who hugged the tree trunk and vomited black. He deliberately suppressed his throat and made a low voice, "Kill him today!" , take your sister-in-law back to the village to drink and set up a banquet!"

Wang Zhengba's voice brought Yue Heng back to his senses a little bit, he held his chin and said "Ah", who did he kill?

He raised his eyes and asked doubtfully, "What are you doing?"

Beside the man in pink, a middle-aged man with blood on his beard spat out another mouthful of blood, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he stretched out his hand to Yue Heng, "Hero, help!"

"Help me and my little girl, he, they are bandits!" The middle-aged man lay on the ground, looking terminally ill, and stretched out his hand to tug at the pant leg of the man in pink.

The corner of the mouth of the person under the bamboo hat twitched slightly, and he bowed his head. His body was thin, and the white gauze of the bamboo hat was covered on the pink dress, adding a bit of fragility. He lowered his head at this moment, and in the eyes of outsiders, he looked like a little beauty who was frightened.

"How unreasonable!" Yue Heng held up the wine gourd, his eyes brightened, "It turned out to be robbery!"

"Why don't you call me for such a good thing?"

The man in pink: "..."

Middle-aged man: "..."

Everyone in the Hegemony Villa: "???"

I don't know if the sip of wine just now gave Yue Heng some strength, he jumped up from the ground, his body swayed, he raised his hand, and pointed his dangling fingers at the middle-aged man—the bandit behind him.

"Hey, black eat black, hand over the silver! No, first hand over what you eat!"

Yue Heng was excited, he didn't have a single body on his body, he didn't expect to meet bandits!Bandits are good!Bandits are bandits who rob houses and gather people to do evil. Is there any business that can make money faster than robbing bandits!

He is called a robber helping the poor, and helping his poor stomach that can only growl.

"Sir, is this person?" Wang Zhengba raised his finger and nodded his head.

Wang Zhuge nodded with a subtle look on his face, "I think so."

What are they afraid of if their brains are not good!Thinking about it this way, the flames of arrogance that were almost extinguished by everyone in the Hegemony Villa suddenly blazed, and they raised their rakes, hoes, and sickles in their hands.

They shouted "Strive for the hegemony of the mountain village, go forward bravely, fight for the hegemony of the people of the village, with boundless force", while rushing towards Yueheng.

"Kill the tigers and leopards and destroy the wolves, the owner of the villa will have his bridal chamber today! Brothers, kill him!"

Yue Heng staggered on the spot and tried to stand upright, digging out his ears and muttering, "It kind of rhymes."

"go to hell!"

The bandits who charged first held a sickle and swept towards Yue Heng. Yue Heng's steps were chaotic, but when the sickle was about to touch the corner of his clothes, he relaxed his stomach and lower body, held the handle of the knife, and at the same time slipped, with a The gangsters fell together, but the gangsters were at the bottom, and Yue Heng was on top, comfortably using the gangsters as a pad.

"Thank you." Yue Heng said with a smile.

"Pfft—" The person under his pressure almost spat out his breakfast.

"No, save Wang Feilong!"

The others in Zhengba Villa quickly raised their weapons and threw them down at the people on the ground. Yue Heng was half drunk and half awake, he laughed, and rolled away from the bandit, only to hear a scream of "嗤", the bandit on the ground was sent away by his brother. half way.

"Ah! This!"

The bandit who killed my brother was so startled that he almost couldn't hold the farm tool in his hand.They looked at each other in blank dismay, none of them wanted to take the responsibility of hurting their brother, the last few looked at each other and raised their heads at the same time.

"Damn it, you hurt my brother!" They were so angry that they stared at Yue Heng as if they had killed their father and enemy, "I will kill you to avenge my brother!"

"Huh?" Yue Heng couldn't stand still, and pointed at himself when he heard the words, "I, what did I do?"

He bowed his head, and the gangster at his feet held a smooth sickle in his buttocks.

"Tsk tsk tsk, no more." Yue Heng showed a disgusted expression on his face.

The mountain bandits were even more furious when they heard the words, and rushed straight to Yueheng.Wang Zhengba couldn't bear it even more, he held up his long knife and shouted "Aww", and rushed towards Yueheng.

"Brother, he reeks of alcohol! He can't beat us!" someone shouted.

Wang Zhengba wanted to show off in front of the beauty, and when he heard it, he shouted loudly, "Leave his dog's life to me, and I will kill him today and dye my wife's wedding robe!"

Yue Heng smiled "puchi", holding a wine gourd in his hand, happily avoiding the rakes, sickles, and hoes that hit his body, legs, and arms.

He obviously staggered, but he never fell down, like a flexible blade, dancing in the wind.The point of the knife could not touch the hem of his clothes, and the rake could not reach his steps.He occasionally stretched out a fist, and a grown man flew out through the crowd.

"This footwork..." The man in pink looked straight at him and murmured.

The middle-aged man got up from the ground, watched the chaotic and one-sided battle, glanced at the man in pink, his eyes darkened, and said in a low voice: "Master, let's go quickly while the chaos is now. Don't forget , there are pursuers behind!"

The pink-clothed man pondered for a moment, clenched his fists, and suddenly said: "If I win this person over..."

"No!" The middle-aged man's voice suddenly rose, and he panicked, "Master, this person's origin is unknown! His martial arts are impressive, but these bandits are ordinary people, and you are the leader—oh no!"

The middle-aged man knew he had said something wrong, and when the pink-clothed man turned his condensed eyes, he slapped himself on the face, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "This subordinate knows his mistake, but this man is crazy and doesn't know the truth, leader, let's run away first! "

"Hmph." The man in pink sneered, the cold voice made the hairs on the back of the middle-aged man stand up, and he broke out in a cold sweat. "If it wasn't for you, it would still be useful...forget it, let's go!"

"Ada!"

"boom!"

"Da da da!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Before half a stick of incense was available, the ground was full of people lying on the floor, Yue Heng swayed, swayed, narrowed his slightly drunken eyes, and yawned.

"Ah-ha--, I'm not happy at all." He subconsciously raised the wine gourd, and quickly put it down when he remembered something, "I can't drink it anymore. If I drink it again, the forest will be gone."

At this moment, his stomach that had been silent for a long time popped up unwilling to be lonely, "Gululu..."

Yue Heng sighed, looking at the people lying on the ground, and the man next to him who knelt skillfully and held a feather fan.

"Hero, hero, don't kill me, I know where the key to the villa is! Silver! I have the silver! Give it all to you!"

"Oh." Yue Heng nodded, touched his stomach, suddenly raised his eyes, and said in shock, "Where is my sister?"