After crossing the road, I married the leader of the demon sect

Shangou Village is very small, with dozens of families scattered in the mountains, like a handful of salt sprinkled in the vast snow.

Ever since, the old drunkard halfway up the mountain just picked up a doll on his front foot, and everyone in the village knows it on his back foot.

"I heard that the old drunk picks up dolls and wants to take him in as an apprentice."

A woman chatting with shoe soles under the locust tree at the entrance of the village started the conversation.

"I see, it's the old alcoholic who knows he's going to die soon, so he picks up a baby for him to take care of himself!" A woman answered.

"I see... I don't want to see anything, sisters, I'm so loose here, what should I do?"

Among the women in the Jingchai cloth skirt, there were also two men in coarse linen clothes, holding embroidery needles with their thick fingers seriously, and asking everyone for advice.

The village was peaceful, and on the path connecting the mountain village, two people walked slowly—although only one person walked.

Yue Heng crossed his arms, put his right foot on his left knee, and swept his hair from the mountainside all the way to Shangou Village. He was forced to hang upside down to observe the world.

His left leg was held in the hands of the white-haired old man, as if he was holding a broom.

"Ah, it's an old drunkard!" A woman at the entrance of the village shouted in surprise.

In an instant, everyone raised their heads, looked at the old drunkard, and then put their eyes on Yue Heng, and then their eyes lit up.

——Like seeing Tang Seng's female goblin.

Yue Heng's scalp was numb.

These people are indeed monsters!

Although the women under the locust tree are dressed plainly and don't wear makeup, they are all more beautiful than the other, and more beautiful than the other. In their previous lives, they are no less than popular female stars!

In such a valley, where are there so many beauties, handsome guys and handsome men!

Yue Heng clenched his little paws and strengthened his determination to escape.

He still remembered that he drank too much alcohol a few days ago and died of alcohol poisoning. He didn't expect to open his eyes in the next second, not to mention his body became smaller, and he was picked up by the white-bearded old man and said that he would accept him as an apprentice.

Yue Heng was still full of excitement at the beginning, isn't this the necessary treatment for the protagonist in time-traveling novels?

Until the old man casually picked up the taller and fatter wine jar, put it on the table, and tore off the seal.

"Den."

A little bit of the full wine spilled and landed on Yue Heng's face, and his heart thumped.

The white-bearded old man put his head out to the mouth of the wine jar to sniff, his face intoxicated, "It smells so good! It's the wine made by the old man!"

Yue Heng subconsciously licked the drops of wine that fell on his mouth, the hot feeling instantly rushed from the tip of his tongue to his throat, and his face immediately flushed.

He grabbed the table and acted resolutely, "Grandpa, do you still have to drink to be your apprentice?"

"Of course." The old man laughed while supporting the wine jar, "This old man can practice well, but he is drunk!"

"Boom."

Yue Heng rolled his eyes and passed out.

Three days later, the white-bearded old man looked depressed——the apprentice he picked up had fainted from alcohol!

Thinking of the sad expression on the old man's face, Yue Heng blinked his eyes, Ke Jin put his head up, pretending to be innocent and asked, "Grandpa, I can't drink, why don't you let me go?"

"Let you go? The old man has been waiting for decades. How could he let you go after waiting for such a god-given disciple like you?" The old drunkard glared and slapped Yue Heng's ass, "What is your name, grandpa? Call Master!"

"Oh——" Yue Heng held his buttocks with tears in his eyes.

Damn old man, don't you know how strong your hands are!He is only a child of three or four years old now!

Master?

No!

Call it and admit it!

If you drink alcohol, you will not drink alcohol, and in this life you will not drink alcohol!

Yue Heng's face was gloomy and hesitant, and it made the people around him feel distressed, and he wished he could hold Bai Tuanzi in his arms and rub him to comfort him.

"The old drunkard doesn't seem to be able to take care of children, such a poor little baby!" The women under the locust tree were equally sad and angry.

They bit their ears while looking at the approaching two people, and saw the little babies in their mouths blinking, grabbing the old man's pants, and pulling them down.

"Hiss—" The old drunk quickly let go of his hands and tugged at his pants.

"Ah!" the girl and daughter-in-law under the old locust tree yelled "Wow!"

Yue Heng Yi Gu Lu got up from the ground, turned his head and ran.

"You bastard, stop for me!"

The old drunkard let out a yell and started to run after him.

"Hee hee hee, who wants to stop and call you!" Yue Heng turned his head and made a face.

The old drunkard was an adult with long legs, and Yue Heng saw the black shadow getting closer and closer without taking a few steps.

"Wow wow wow!" Yue Heng screamed, turned his head and ran under the locust tree. "Little brother, come to my sister~"

"Baby, come here!"

The beauties waved their slender and soft hands and said with a smile, in Yue Heng's eyes, it was, "Come here, kid. I'll eat you tonight!"

"Woooooooo monster!"

Yue Heng was so frightened that he drifted away, turned around and hit the old drunkard's hard leg with a "bang".

"Ow!"

Yue Heng burst into tears, covered his flushed forehead and touched the old drunkard's leg, "Is this your leg or a stone?"

"Hehe." The old drunkard had a sullen face, unmoved by Yue Heng's tearful and apologetic eyes, he lifted his foot and pulled off the straw sandals.

Yue Heng: "!!!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

The sound of beatings, begging for mercy and women watching the excitement echoed in Shangougou Village.

"Take care of him, I'll go to the old doctor." The old drunkard dropped his straw sandals with a "snap", pointed at Yue Heng viciously, took off his shoes and walked into the village.

"Let's go, let's go, your master is gone."

The women finally had the chance to touch and cuddle the little doll.

Yue Heng was holding up his trousers, surrounded by "fairies", his face was kneaded and kneaded like dough.

"Well, he looks like his bone brother."

Yue Heng felt that these goblins were not as scary as he imagined, so he gave himself a stool to sit on, but before he could sit down, Hot Butt told him.

"No, you can't."

"Aww." Yue Heng blushed in the laughter of the women.

At this time, a pair of big hands picked up Yueheng and held him in their arms.Yue Heng raised his head and saw a handsome man hugging him in his arms.

"Little poor man, when did the old drunkard teach his apprentice, you will learn from it later." The man patted his head, let Yue Heng lean into his arms, and picked up the needle and thread again.

After all, Yue Heng is a child now, his eyes were tired after tossing around, and he dared not sleep, so he tried to open his eyes wide and looked to the side, and saw that these people's hands were full of needles and threads, and after a while, the handkerchiefs and clothes on the soles of their shoes were covered with colorful flowers .

"Wow." Yue Heng showed eyes that had never seen the world.

The man holding him squeezed Yue Heng's face, and mended his ripped pockets.

Yue Heng endured it, but couldn't hold it back, "Brother, you are really good." He paused, "But don't you all have daughters-in-law sewing and men working in the fields?"

Isn't this from ancient times?

"Puchi." The man next to him raised his eyebrows, his peach blossom eyes were full of smiles, he looked at the doll who was not as tall as his own calf and opened his mouth and shut his mouth brother, looking like a big kid, he joked, "That's right, little brother .”

He squeezed Yue Heng's little feet, and put the emphasis on the small words.

"But there is no wife at home, so why don't you wear clothes?"

Yue Heng immediately showed sympathy. These two brothers are so good-looking, but they can't marry a wife. It's pitiful.

He pretended to nod: "I see."

"Such a fart, get out of here."

Yue Heng turned pale in shock, and hid in his embrace, "When did you come?"

The old drunk snorted coldly, pinched Yue Heng's neck and picked him up.Seeing Yue Heng sneer, he didn't take two steps, then backed up, and said to the person under the locust tree, "Sew some clothes for this kid these two days." He shook the kitten-like child in his hand .

Yue Heng was moved a little bit, and retracted his legs crossed around the old man's waist, this old man is quite good.

"Don't make a good cloth. I bumped and rolled all over the floor during practice, and it broke within two days." The old drunkard continued to shake more and more.

The corners of Yue Heng's mouth drooped for a moment.

Hey, the evil heart never dies!

"Hey, don't worry." The man under the tree waved at Yue Heng.

Yue Heng followed behind the old drunkard with a "pattapatta", and the old drunkard quietly squeezed his pants tightly with his hands behind his back.

The bear child Yueheng didn't care about him at the moment, he looked around and saw that every house was far apart, like a stingy sesame seed maker pinching a dozen sesame seeds and sprinkled on the face-sized cake.

The courtyard of Lao Youyi's house is surrounded by a vegetable field, where herbs are planted together with radish and green vegetables, and a few hens wander around the vegetable field, picking off caterpillars on the vegetable leaves.

Yue Heng, who had been eating pickles for three days, hugged the old drunkard's leg.

The old drunk subconsciously tightened his pants.

"Grandpa, chicken!" Yue Heng's voice was extremely high.

The old drunkard looked at the chicken, his eyes were shining brightly, and he thought about it.

He bent down with his hands behind his back to look at the white and tender apprentice, who became more and more likable the more he looked, and said with a smile: "Master."

Yue Heng swallowed, looked at the chicken, at the unpredictable old man with white hair and beard behind his back, and gradually let go of his hands.

"Shangou Village..." the old drunkard suddenly said, "The surrounding area is deserted, and the nearest town is more than a hundred miles away. It takes about seven days to travel."

On Yue Heng's face, without even thinking about it, he hugged the old drunkard's leg, and his voice was sweeter than ever before, "Master!"

"Hey!" The old drunkard rubbed his beard and laughed triumphantly, "Old doctor testifies, you called my master today, and you will be my old drunkard's apprentice from now on!"

Only then did Yue Heng see a man in white holding a bowl and looking over the fence.

He shrank behind the old drunkard's legs, and quietly reminded: "Master, chicken!"

"What kind of chicken? It's not our family's. Go home and eat buns!" The old drunkard slapped Yue Heng on the head, "Bear bastard, I can't cure you anymore, huh!"

Yue Heng: "!"

Like a withered grass, Yue Heng followed the old drunk into the old Youyi's house with his head drooping.

The old wandering doctor's bright eyes scanned Yueheng up and down carefully, and nodded to the old drunkard.

"That's right. You're smart and have a good frame. You really picked the right one."

The old drunk laughed loudly when he heard the words, and suddenly thought of Yue Heng's "alcoholic sickness", the laughter in his throat choked out and turned into a cough.

"Ahem... Hurry up and see what's going on. I haven't heard of it. Someone can get drunk!"

Yue Heng rolled his eyes and stood in front of the old doctor with his hands behind his back, grinning at the old doctor with a cute appearance.

The old traveling doctor passed the Yueheng pulse, and carefully inspected his tongue coating, his eyes showed doubts, "There is no problem."

He asked for the wine gourd from the old drunkard's waist, put it on the table, "Take a drink and let me see."

The moment he saw the wine gourd, the pupils of Yue Heng's eyes shrank slightly, and the old traveling doctor noticed it.

Until Yue Heng tremblingly picked up the wine gourd and took a sip.

The old drunkard and the old wandering doctor looked closer, and saw Yue Heng's eyes were clouded, his feet were unsteady, and his face was flushed.

"This is the first drinking reaction of a normal person, not to mention that he is a child." The old doctor said.

"Bang." Yue Heng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

The old drunk quickly grabbed his own wine gourd, feeling distressed.

"What do you mean?" The old drunkard Yue Heng was a little dizzy.

"hiss."

The old traveling doctor tapped the table with his finger, and smiled slightly, "Seeing that Yue Wawa is a little afraid of alcohol, maybe that's why he fainted."

The old drunkard clapped his hands when he heard the words.

"Or so, when I picked him up, I smelled alcohol all over his body, and when I woke up, I asked him everything and said that he didn't remember anything. I thought that this child might have suffered a catastrophe and lost his memory, and it was related to alcohol, so that he was subconsciously afraid Drinks." The old drunkard nodded, then shook his head, "But he is my apprentice, what can you do?"

The old traveling doctor lowered his head, looked at Yue Heng, and smiled slightly.

"Of course, fight poison with fire!"