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The next morning, Ye Qiutang was woken up by a hasty knock on the door.

He suppressed his anger for getting up, walked lightly to the door of the room, and when he opened the door, Lin Qiuqian looked at him with guilt.

"Damn, what's the matter with you?" Lin Qiuqian looked at his chicken coop, his face was still red and white, "Look at your hair, your face, didn't you take a shower last night?"

Ye Qiutang touched his cheek subconsciously.

Damn, the cake from last night was all dry on my face.

And the hair, it's so stiff, it's so sticky.

Lin Qiuqian looked disgusted: "The cake is on your face, can you still sleep? Go wash up first, I have something to tell you."

Ye Qiutang was speechless, the alcohol content of the wine last night was low, but it had a lot of aftertaste.

The whole person was in a trance last night, he was able to walk back to the room accurately in the end, it was all due to his tenacious willpower, okay?

Still expecting him to take a shower?

I've drank that wine, and I'm still not sober yet!

Look at Lin Qiuqian's refreshing body, even her long hair is flowing and natural.

Hey, this is the difference between having a man and not having a man.

Single dogs have no human rights.

Eh, no, Ye Qiutang is at most half single now.

Hey hey hey.

"I'll take a shower first, I'll talk about things later."

"Then hurry up." Lin Qiuqian apologized, "I'm in a hurry."

Ye Qiutang hummed, and looked at him suspiciously. It was understandable to be in a hurry, but why did he look at him apologetically.

It can't be about pasting the cake last night, can it?

Ye Qiutang shook his head, first charged up his dead phone, and then went to take a shower.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, Ye Qiutang suddenly wanted to strangle himself to death.

Can this image be seen by people?

Is he shameless?

He quickly turned on the faucet, and before the water was hot, he quickly moved his head over it.

As soon as I came out of the shower, I heard the phone crackling.

Not ringtones for incoming calls, but all WeChat messages.

Ye Qiutang opened it with some doubts.

Hey, hundreds of messages, the phone automatically shut down when it ran out of power in the middle of the night last night, and now they are all piled up and received.

Basically, they are all blessing messages sent to him by family and friends, as well as birthday red envelopes.

Ye Qiutang replied to the messages one by one, and then clicked on Feng Haixuan on the top.

The information is 99+.

I don't know why Feng Haixuan sent him so many messages.

This is not like Feng Haixuan's style!

Looking at the content of the message again, he suddenly felt that his brain might have been stolen by aliens, otherwise why the head suddenly couldn't understand Feng Haixuan's message?

Feng Haixuan: If you want, you can.

Feng Haixuan: What do I need to do?

Feng Haixuan: Perhaps, our positions can be changed.

Feng Haixuan: Did you drink too much again?

Feng Haixuan: I need to take a shower first.

.......

What is this all about?Why is it like talking to yourself?

Feng Haixuan also drank too much?

But didn't Feng Haixuan say that their Taoist temple doesn't allow drinking?

With infinite doubts, Ye Qiutang slowly searched upwards, trying to find some clues, but he still felt that these contents were clueless.

He knows every word, but when put together, he can't understand it?

Moreover, there are a few pictures mixed in. I don't know if it is a problem with the speed of the network, but it has been unable to load.

Until, he saw the first message Feng Haixuan sent him, which was the first reply under the voice message he sent in the middle of the night.

Feng Haixuan: I can also lick it off for you.

Ye Qiutang: "???"

What the hell is this?

What did he miss?

What made Feng Haixuan send such a bold message?

What made Feng Haixuan make such a great sacrifice?

What made Feng Haixuan suddenly enlightened and took the initiative to chat about adults?

Perhaps, the only answer is the voice message he sent.

But what message did he send last night?

He said he really had no impression.

Could that wine be a fake bar? I still get a headache after drinking it.

Originally, he drank constantly!

The voice lasted more than 50 seconds in total, and Ye Qiutang clicked on the voice tremblingly.

"Hey, little Taoist priest, I drank too much again, so I promised you not to drink too much. I was wrong, hiccup~ Do you want to punish me? For example, punish me for kissing you? Hiccup!"

"Uh hiccup...the cake in the cupboard is specially reserved for you. This is the first cake for my birthday this year. I will eat it for you. I hope you will be blessed with my birthday. As if you were celebrating my birthday with me."

It sounds normal here, but the following content is not something that can be listened to for free.

"This cake is delicious. It's a pity that bastard Lin Qiuqian smeared the cake all over my face and wasted it. If you were here, I wouldn't waste it. Hehe, we can play with cream and spread the cake on your abs Come on, let me lick it off from top to bottom..."

With a bang, the phone fell to the floor, and the voice was interrupted.

Ye Qiutang's face was dull.

What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!

This this this? ? ?

What the fuck did they say?

The voice is slurred, and every word seems to have a hook.

This can't even be called teasing, it's a fucking blatant seduction!

Just imagine, if this message was sent to him by Feng Haixuan, he probably would have gotten angry on the spot.

No wonder Feng Haixuan sent him so many messy messages.

I'm afraid the little Taoist was fooled by him, right?

Ye Qiutang picked up the phone, suppressed his shame, and finished listening to the rest of the content.

"... My face and the corners of my lips are covered with cream. It's so sticky and uncomfortable. I want to take a bath. Hehe, do you want to see it? But I don't want to move. If only you were here, you can help me Take a shower, hehehe."

Ye Qiutang: "..."

Just fucking speechless.

I have never been so silent in my life.

It's okay to have a silly tone, but it's such a blatant sexual hint.

"Oh my god, you're going to kill me!!!" Ye Qiutang shouted into the sky.

This is too ruined the image.

Would the little Taoist think that he was uttering the truth after drinking?

Although, he is a bit sullen, but this must be Ming Sao.

How does this make the little Taoist look at him in the future?

How will he face the little Taoist in the future?

"Tangtang, are you okay?" Lin Qiuqian called out from the door, "Hurry up, I really have something to tell you."

Ye Qiutang glanced at his phone, and then at the direction of the door.

Forget it, let him die for a while, and then return to the little Taoist's information later when he cheats the corpse.

"What's the matter?" Ye Qiutang opened the door and asked.

"I, I..." Lin Qiuqian hesitated, "I drank too much last night and posted our photos on Weibo."

Ye Qiutang hummed, "What's wrong with this? Isn't it normal for friends to post group photos on social software?"

Although he doesn't like to appear in public, it's not unacceptable.

Look at Lin Qiuqian, even if he is a celebrity, he still has friends.

Who doesn't have many friends yet?

What's wrong with posting photos?

"Hehehe." Lin Qiu smiled stiffly, "That's right, that's the photo, it's the lantern in your inn, and there's the word Begonia on the lantern."

"So?" Ye Qiutang had an ominous premonition.

"So, your address here was picked up." Lin Qiuqian explained: "Not only that, but the photo I took with you before my debut was also picked up."

So, the two of them are now hanging on the hot search, and they have been hanging all night.

Apart from finding out about their relationship, almost all of them were looking for information about Ye Qiutang, and some people wanted to crowdfund Ye Qiutang's debut.

Ye Qiutang: "..."

How fantastic and ironic.

A few days ago, Lin Qiuqian wanted to pick up Feng Haixuan's address, but now his address was picked up by Lin Qiuqian's fans.

This world news, it is too fast to come.

"But don't worry." Lin Qiuqian remedied in time: "Our studio will arrive in the afternoon, and fans will come to find us by then, and they will solve it."

Ye Qiutang sensed some implication, "You mean, you're leaving?"

"Hmm!" Lin Qiuqian lowered her head, not daring to meet Ye Qiutang's eyes, "I wanted to celebrate your birthday with you, but now I messed it up."

As a public figure, there are indeed many involuntary things.

If he's here alone today, then it's better to talk about it, to meet friends, it's normal.

If a fan comes here, take a group photo together, sign and check in.

Although it is a little tired, it will not have any bad effects.

But the point is that his man is here, and if people see them, they will be on the hot search again.

In today's national conditions, their relationship should be low-key.

Ye Qiutang sighed, "Okay, let's go to eat first, after lunch you can go directly from the restaurant."

"Just don't blame me." Lin Qiuqian held Ye Qiutang's shoulders, "I will come to see you when I have time, and I will definitely not cause you any trouble, and I will not take my man with me, just let us have a good time for a few days."

To be honest, he really likes to lie in the yard and bask in the sun every day, wasting his time.

Ye Qiutang rolled his eyes, "I think it's better for you to wear it."

After all, the next time Lin Qiuqian comes over, maybe he will run out with the little Taoist priest. If the little Taoist priest wants to continue to be a Taoist priest, then he can ask the old foodie for help and just register his name at Xuantang Temple.

After all, last night's voice directly pulled the progress bar over his head.

It's time to find something that almost mentioned Benxian, and I don't know what Feng Haixuan is thinking now.

Ye Qiutang's private kitchen was on the edge of the county seat. Lin Qiuqian and his men were both in Ye Qiutang's car, and the nanny's car was driven away by the assistant as a cover.

Avoid encountering fans chasing you on the way.

Private kitchens in villages and towns are not as exquisite as those in big cities, but the local characteristics cannot be replicated.

Everyone was very satisfied with the meal.

But when parting, Lin Qiuqian's eyes were still red, "Tangtang, I can't accompany you to celebrate your birthday today, I'm sorry, but I've left the birthday present for you at the inn, you can find it yourself!"

Ye Qiutang also felt very touched in his heart. This time we parted, it is estimated that we will not see each other for a long time.

But he is not a sentimental person, "Okay, didn't you celebrate my birthday with me last night? We also blew out the candles and ate the cake. You are almost done. You are a grandpa, with red eyes. We are brothers, not girlfriends."

Lin Qiuqian: "..."

Alright, the sadness of parting is instantly annihilated.

After sending the couple away, Ye Qiutang drove back to the inn by himself.

On the way, the phone rang, but Ye Qiutang didn't look at it, and connected directly with the car phone.

"Tangtang."

Ye Qiutang's heart skipped a beat when he heard the familiar young master's voice, and he almost stepped on the brake instead of the accelerator.

Fuck, fuck, just thinking about saying goodbye to Lin Qiuqian, he almost forgot that he hadn't replied to Feng Haixuan's message.

Damn, what's going on?

Did Feng Haixuan call Xingshi to inquire about the crime?

"Tangtang get up." Feng Haixuan's tone was full of temptation.

When he received that voice message last night, he was really dumbfounded.

And almost crazy.

He uttered nonsense and posted some indescribable photos.

By the time you want to withdraw, the time has passed.

I don't know what kind of mood Tangtang will feel when he sees it?

Do you think he is frivolous?

As everyone knows, Ye Qiutang hasn't seen those photos until now.

Therefore, now both of them are wondering whether the other party is scared by themselves.

Be careful when speaking.

"I sent them off just now, and they have something urgent to go back today." Ye Qiutang tried to forget what happened last night, and then talked about it, but did not mention that Lin Qiuqian posted their group photo online things.

Lin Qiuqian is an entertainer, and Feng Haixuan only knows about it. He is old-fashioned and doesn't pay attention to the entertainment industry at all.

Now he didn't want to say it, because he didn't want to show his appearance, and he came here for the sake of Lin Qiuqian's image.

Seeing that Ye Qiutang didn't mention what happened last night, Feng Haixuan was also relieved.

It's so embarrassing.

"Then are you driving?" Feng Haixuan didn't hear the voice over there very clearly, "We'll talk when you get home?"

"Yeah, okay." Ye Qiutang wanted to hang up the phone now, and think about how to face Feng Haixuan.

But the reality didn't give him a chance to think clearly. As soon as he got the car on the road back to the village, he saw many well-dressed little brothers and sisters.

It's out of tune with this small village.

Ye Qiutang immediately realized that it was Lin Qiuqian's fans who followed the vine.

This speed is too fast.

Fortunately, those two left early.

Ye Qiutang's horseman is still very eye-catching on this country road, and those with sharp eyes have already seen Ye Qiutang through the front windshield.

Immediately, a group of people gathered around.

Ye Qiutang was so frightened that he didn't know what to do. Fortunately, he was driving slowly, and fortunately, the performance of his car was not bad, so he stopped the car in time.

"Be careful, don't stand in front." Ye Qiutang poked his head out and went straight to the point: "Qianqian has already left, you are late."

"Ah~!" There was a burst of wailing outside the car.

They are all from the nearby cities, and finally saw their idol so close to them, so they wanted to try their luck, to see if they could take a look at him from a distance.

Of course, it would be the happiest thing if there was a group photo signed.

"Qianqian is really gone." Ye Qiutang looked at these little girls and found it interesting, "But I have some autographs left by Qianqian here, and there are not many. Come back to the inn with me, first come first served."

This was left by Lin Qiuqian before he set off. He got up early in the morning to sign a whole hundred autographs.

Hearing what Ye Qiutang said, the group of little girls immediately became energetic, and followed the path pointed by Ye Qiutang, moving forward with great interest. .

Ye Qiutang drove, arrived before them, and was already waiting at the door.

Also waiting at the door were several employees from Lin Qiuqian's studio, who were here to deal with the aftermath.

"I'm Qianqian's manager, I'm sorry to trouble you." One of the elegantly dressed and intelligent sisters stood up, "We will solve this matter, don't worry, they won't come again after that, so It shouldn't affect your life."

Ye Qiutang hugged her politely, "It's okay."

He half-jokingly said: "Maybe I will be blessed by misfortune, in case my inn becomes a check-in place for Qianqian fans in the future."

The manager forced a smile.

It is true to say so, but now the fans on the Internet already know that the innkeeper is Qianqian's friend.

If you meet sensible fans, it’s okay, come and have a look, take pictures, and don’t disturb this little boss, it’s completely fine.

What I'm afraid of is encountering those irrational people who come to harass me every three days.

Moreover, she sees that this little boss is good-looking himself, he has already surpassed many young people in the entertainment industry, so he probably has his own face.

The group of fans arrived in no time.

The manager took a few employees and moved all the milk tea snacks they bought out.

There are hot and iced milk teas, and there are all kinds of sweet and spicy snacks. It can be said that the preparations are quite comprehensive.

After posting the things, the manager dutifully told them that Lin Qiuqian just came to celebrate her friend's birthday yesterday and had already left this morning, and asked them to respect Qianqian and Qianqian's friends.

Finally, she revealed a new announcement to them.

Then, Ye Qiutang sent them all the signatures.

Well, this barely quelled the fan chasing activity.

After reassuring the fans, the manager called someone to order a car, and sent the group of children back to the city safely, so as not to cause any accidents.

The fans were more or less reluctant, but obediently left.

Only the two little girls stood aside and did not move.

"Aren't you leaving?" Seeing that they were not going to get in the car, Ye Qiutang stepped forward to ask, "It might be difficult to get on the car if it's later."

One of the girls in a little white dress smiled shyly, "We were traveling in the county next door, and seeing Qianqian here, we just wanted to try our luck."

The other went on to say, "Although I haven't met Qianqian, I'm very happy to get the autograph."

"Huh? So?" Ye Qiutang asked uncertainly: "Aren't you going back to the city? Are you going directly to the next county town later? Do you need me to call a car for you?"

The little white skirt held the milk tea and shook her head, "I'm here to travel. I think the scenery here is very nice. This is an inn, can we stay for one night?"

Ye Qiutang thought about it, then went to discuss with Lin Qiuqian's manager, and finally arranged rooms for the two girls.

The manager wanted to pay the room fee for them, but Ye Qiutang confiscated it, "If you are not in a hurry, let's have dinner together tonight, the inn still has spare rooms, if you don't mind, let's rest here tonight. "

The manager shook his head, "It's still early, we still have things to do, so I'll trouble the boss today, and we'll have a chance to eat after dinner."

After finishing speaking, she looked at the environment of the inn again, "Add a contact information, if you really have any troubles here, please feel free to contact me."

Ye Qiutang added the manager's WeChat account, and then sent them out of the village.

These days, it's not easy to be a star, and it's not easy to be a star's staff either.

Just because of this little thing, I made such a trip all the way.

After finishing these things, it's five o'clock in the afternoon.

Hey, today is his birthday!

Don't know what to have for dinner?What will the little Taoist priest do for him today?

correct!Ye Qiutang suddenly remembered that he hadn't responded to Feng Haixuan's message today.

It's over.

This is such a big deal.

The little Taoist wouldn't think he was shy, and then feel embarrassed to send him a message, would he?

Thinking of this, Ye Qiutang quickly sent a message to Feng Haixuan to explain what happened in the afternoon.

He didn't want to cause any misunderstanding because of these small things.

Feng Haixuan's message came back quickly, saying that he was preparing a birthday party for him, but he didn't think too much about it, and there was no misunderstanding.

Ye Qiutang immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the little Taoist is not angry.

Oh, by the way, Ye Qiutang suddenly thought that Feng Haixuan sent him pictures last night.

I don’t know if it’s because of the poor network this morning. Not only did the pictures fail to load, even the small pictures were black, and I couldn’t click on them.

Suddenly remembered, Ye Qiutang flipped through the chat history one by one.

until! ! !

He found the picture sent by Feng Haixuan.

Small picture!

Ye Qiutang's heart tightened immediately, and before he clicked on the big picture, the content on the picture became so hot that it was impossible to describe it.

I rely on!

Ye Qiutang looked around furtively, then quickly went back to the room and locked the door, then carefully clicked on the big picture.

"Gudong!" Ye Qiutang swore, he heard the sound of his own drooling.

Is this something he can watch for free?

In the photo, a man's clothes were half-unbuttoned, revealing three parts of his collarbone, and some faint abdominal muscles, and white cream was smeared on his abdominal muscles! ! !

"Pfft~!" Ye Qiutang spat out a mouthful of old blood.

In connection with the context, what else could he not understand.

This f---ing photo of Feng Haixuan himself is not a picture on the Internet.

rely on rely on rely on!

When did the little Taoist do this?

Where did he learn to be bad?

Is it okay to post semi-naked photos?

Ye Qiutang was entangled with half of the photo, he was afraid that the little Taoist priest would learn badly.

How should I say this?

Ye Qiutang aimlessly swiped the screen and scrolled back and forth, when suddenly his eyes lit up.

On the desktop of his mobile phone, there is an extra app - "National Anti-Fraud Center"! ! !

Don't think about it, this must have been downloaded when Lin Qiuqian asked him to use his mobile phone to make a call before he left today.

Obviously, Lin Qiuqian secretly downloaded it for him in fear that he would be cheated, in order to give him an extra layer of protection?

Ye Qiutang was speechless and amused, I heard that the function of this software is not bad, so let the little Taoist priest also download it.

Lest the simple little Taoist be deceived.

After sending the message, Ye Qiutang couldn't help scrolling up again, cough, continued to look at those photos, and secretly saved them.

This kind of hazy feeling, which is about to be revealed, is really too seductive.

Ye Qiutang suddenly remembered that when he teased Feng Haixuan before, he said that he wanted to see his abs.

As a result, that message was directly skipped by Feng Haixuan.

Unexpectedly, this guy suddenly became enlightened.

Look at the appearance of still holding a pipa, the smooth muscle lines on the wheat-colored skin, coupled with the dots of cream.

No matter how you look at it, it's full of lust.

The author has something to say: the author's pen name is mixed up.

I get a headache after drinking fake wine.

Yesterday a cutie sent me a private message in vb, asking me why I chose this pseudonym.

Ok.

If you drink too much fake wine, take it.

Hahahahaha.