Online dating across time and space

After thinking about it carefully, Ye Qiutang still decided to forget it.

He knows the essence of his tenth-level dog face, and there are really few people in this world who can make him feel in line with his aesthetics at a glance.

If Feng Haixuan sent him a photo right now, but his appearance is not the type he likes, it would be... embarrassing.

Originally, the relationship is still not stable now, maybe he will have to sneak away by then.

He is such a dog, so ugly that he is almost sick, and there is no cure.

Even he himself couldn't figure out why.

It's best to be like this now, everyone maintains a certain sense of mystery, and when the time comes, it will depend on whether you have rushed to the future or to the thunder.

However, he had an intuition that Feng Haixuan's appearance shouldn't be too bad, with his figure, hands, and voice, no matter how he looked at it, he wouldn't be ugly.

At least it should be the appearance of ordinary people.

If this is the case, wait for the relationship to stabilize, and then show up at that time, and Xi Shi will naturally appear in the eyes of the beholder.

After Feng Haixuan's photo was sent, he held the phone nervously, and his palms were sweating.

It is impossible to say not to be nervous.

A hundred years later, the technology is too powerful, and this camera can be said to show every detail when taking pictures of people; if you look closely at the photo of the ripped jeans, you can still see a little leg hair.

Feng Haixuan lived to be 28 years old, and he had never done such a degrading thing.

For example, if Feng Haixuan met someone from a hundred years ago, and he asked someone from a hundred years ago to give him a pair of scantily clad paintings, that person might think he was crazy.

Although, he doesn't feel that Ye Qiutang is crazy now, it is himself who is crazy.

He is willing to learn the culture of a hundred years later, and he can also try to get used to and accept Ye Qiutang's hobbies, but don't these all have to be done step by step?

The steps should not be too large at one time, as it is easy to mess up.

Ye Qiutang finished admiring the photos and finally replied to the message.

Begonia Inn: You look great, your figure is very good.

Straightforward and bold.

Feng Haixuan simply has no ability to fight back. He knows that his appearance and posture are not bad, but living in a Taoist temple, no one really pays too much attention to other people's appearance.

After hesitating for a long time, he replied with a few words.

Feng Haixuan: As long as you like it.

Pfft~!Ye Qiutang sprayed Coke all over himself.

He suspected with reasonable grounds that Feng Haixuan was just a natural flirt.

How can this work?Ye Qiutang was not convinced anymore, he didn't believe that he couldn't seduce anyone.

Begonia Inn: I like it very much, especially the shirt and trousers. The waist is thin and the legs are long, which is very charming.

Huhuhu~ Ye Qiutang breathed heavily after sending this message.

This feeling is really a bit subtle.

How could it be seductive, but I was blushing and had trouble breathing.

It's not right, it's so wrong.

He originally thought that he had a lot of experience in online dating, so he wasn't right.

Be careful and jump.

Feng Haixuan, who saw the message, also jumped up and down.

A hundred years apart, the beating frequency of the two hearts gradually approaches.

Feng Haixuan tried to wear these two bodies only once, and he put them at the bottom of the closet that night.

For no other reason.

Now whenever he sees this suit, he will think of Ye Qiutang's saying that his slim waist and long legs are very charming.

Too shy.

Having said that he wanted to return the gift to Ye Qiutang, Feng Haixuan also had his own plans.

He must go down the mountain, but the money on his body does not seem to be enough to support him to buy any expensive gifts.

Gotta figure out a way.

After much deliberation, he took out a toiletry set from Ye Qiutang's first delivery.

This thing is not expensive a hundred years later, and it is a regular item in the family, but it is a novelty today 100 years ago.

Maybe someone will buy it.

Moreover, now that various Atlantic cultures are imported, it's not too abrupt for him to take out this toiletry set.

It's just that the packaging needs to be changed, and the text on it must be erased.

Feng Haixuan chopped a piece of bamboo, hacked and chopped it, carved it and painted it. He insisted on turning a simple bamboo tube pull-out box into a magnificent work of art.

This handicraft, placed in the modern handicraft market, is a high-end product.

As for erasing text descriptions, the easiest way is to cover them.

There is a kind of herbal concoction on the mountain, which is extremely pigmented, no matter where it is applied, it will never be washed off.

Unless you cook it in a pot for a day and a night.

Things were ready, Feng Haixuan packed up and prepared to go down the mountain.

The next trip to the mountain is really not easy.

This road is all walked by pilgrims year after year. It has just rained a few days ago and it is too muddy.

Even though Feng Haixuan's figure was strong and vigorous, mud still inevitably stained his calves and shoes.

Thinking of the asphalt road a hundred years later, Feng Haixuan was silent for a moment.

He has used his mobile phone to understand the history of the past century, the turmoil in the country in recent years, the invasion decades later, the shameful and bloody history, he has fully understood it.

He also tried to change, but whenever he wanted to speak, those words were all stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say it no matter what.

Even with writing, he couldn't put pen to paper on paper.

It was as if a mysterious force was restricting him.

History is doomed to be unchangeable, and he already knew that, even if he knew advanced technology, he couldn't show it.

In Taoism, there is no problem for him to use it personally.

Just like at this moment, the mobile phone in his hand has no signal since he got off the mountain gate.

Feng Haixuan calmed down, hid the phone, and strode towards the town in his memory.

This is a typical southern town, not considered wealthy, but it is far away from the black and white center, so the people's life is still relatively peaceful.

According to history, the Qing Dynasty should have declared its demise at the beginning of this year, but here the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, and not many people know about it. Even if they know about it, how will life change for ordinary people in remote areas like them?

So when he came to the town, he could still see many men with money-rat hairstyles.

I don't know if it's because he's been paying too much attention to how he'll dress a hundred years later, or because he's influenced by Ye Qiutang's aesthetics, he always thinks this hairstyle is really ugly.

Feng Haixuan didn't pay attention any more, and asked a passerby for the location of the pawn shop.

He thought about it, he is not a business material, and the things in his hands are special, and it is not convenient to sell them on the street, so it is better to go directly to a pawn shop.

Maybe he can still choose his favorite gift in the pawn shop.

The owner of the pawn shop is a fat middle-aged man, with the shrewdness of a businessman in his eyes, but he looks simple and honest.

"Boss, I have something here. Please estimate the price." Feng Haixuan cut to the chase.

The pawn shop owner saw that his Taoist robe was washed white, but he didn't neglect him, and warmly greeted him, "I don't know what is in Chang's hand?"

"This is a toiletry item." Feng Haixuan opened the box, "I got this item from a foreigner before, but the people in the audience were all men, and no one used such a delicate item, so I thought about changing it. .”

The boss became a little interested when he heard that, no matter where he is now, those rich wives and young ladies are all looking at those cosmetics from the West! "

The boss took something out of the box and looked at it carefully in his hands.

There are a total of two tubes, a small brush, which looks like a toothbrush, and the material and workmanship are very fine.

"Could the priest explain it in detail?" The boss said embarrassedly, "I'm just a rough guy, and I can't see how these are used and what effect they have."

Feng Haixuan nodded and took out one of the toothpastes, "This is a toothpaste for cleaning teeth. It is called toothpaste. When used with this toothbrush, it can clean the teeth and protect them from moths."

This tooth has been a big problem in all dynasties.

Mostly it has to do with personal cleanliness.

The boss nodded, and asked another one that was slightly larger, "Then what is this one?"

"This is for cleansing the face." Feng Haixuan replied, "It can cleanse the facial skin, leaving the skin fresh and clean without being troubled by greasy."

The boss nodded. This box should be liked by rich wives, and it should be sold at a good price. He is quite satisfied.

"I don't know what the price is for this thing?" The boss began to negotiate the price, "I don't think the Taoist chief wants to live, but to die."

A live pawn means that you will come to pick it up in the future. At that time, you will have to return the principal with interest to the boss. If you are dead pawned, you will naturally sell it.

Since Feng Haixuan came here, he definitely wanted to sell it, and it was meaningless to him.

When Ye Qiutang sent things over, he didn't know why, but he had the most toiletry sets, and the brothers in the audience shared one set, and there were still several sets left.

Maybe it was because he was worried that it would be inconvenient for him to wash in the deep mountains?Remind him to take good care of personal hygiene?

When it comes to business, Feng Haixuan is really not good at it. After thinking about it, he explained truthfully, "I am an outsider. Although this item is precious, I really don't know how much it will cost. I would like to ask the boss to offer a suitable price."

The corner of the boss's mouth twitched, and if he wanted to change to a black-hearted boss, this little Taoist leader might be at a loss.

Thinking about it, he quoted a psychological reserve price.

Although this thing will be welcomed by rich wives, this is a small town after all, there are not many rich people, and there are even fewer who can spend money to buy these things.

Feng Haixuan frowned, he was not satisfied with the price.

After thinking about it, "Boss, would you mind bartering? If it's feasible, please ask the boss to bring out matching items for me to choose from?"

Bartering is no problem.

The boss quickly took out some small items from the counter.

Jade pendants, pearl hairpins, folding fans, calligraphy and paintings, and even a silver holder.

Zhuchai didn't think about it, the calligraphy and painting on the folding fan was barely okay, but if he wanted to give the calligraphy and painting on the folding fan, it would be more meaningful if he made it himself.

There are also these jade pendants, which look ordinary and cost nothing.

The rest is a silver tray, which is very private.

But a hundred years later... the private utensils used by men are much more exciting than this silver holder.

Thinking of the relationship between him and Ye Qiutang, and looking at the silver tray, a wave of heat swept over him, and his blood boiled instantly.

The boss looked at his face and showed a wink that any man could understand, "If the Taoist priest likes this thing, feel free to change it, and the little old man will give you some umbilical sealant."

At first glance, this Taoist priest looks like a Taoist priest of Huoju, with food and sex, normal and normal!

The author has something to say: Silver trays, intercourse tools, are generally used to assist sheep tails, and can also be used for self-defense.