Trim the owl's nails

Wei Lang adjusted his tie again in front of the mirror, and opened the door after confirming that he was dressed correctly.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Jiaojiao sneaking up beside the door, looking like he wanted to peep. When he saw Wei Lang coming out, he quickly turned his hands away and widened his eyes suddenly, as if thinking that Wei Lang dressed in this way Lang was very curious.

Wei Lang walked over to pat him on the head, and said worriedly: "Take care of the house, I'll be back soon."

Hearing that, Jiaojiao's originally bright expression suddenly turned gloomy. He nodded reluctantly with his mouth pursed, and grabbed Wei Lang's clothes and refused to let go: "You must come back soon."

He looked so pitiful like an abandoned puppy, Wei Lang had no choice but to promise again and again, and then Jiaojiao let go of his tightly clenched clothes.

Still not at ease after getting the promise, Jiaojiao followed Wei Lang step by step like a little tail, followed all the way to the entrance, and said to Wei Lang who opened the door: "You must come back soon."

Wei Lang didn't dare to turn around, he knew that his willpower was not firm enough, especially when facing the upper corner, he raised his hand, then opened the door cruelly, strode out, and didn't dare to look back for a moment.

Jiaojiao was left alone, looking at Wei Lang's leaving back pitifully, like a watchman stone that had been destroyed by wind and rain.

It's just going out, but Jiaojiao and Weilang acted so painfully.

Wei Lang walked a certain distance, and after confirming that he couldn't see Jiaojiao, he breathed a sigh of relief and slowed down his pace.

He looked at his watch and found that there was still some free time before the appointed time, so he walked slowly.

Just walking, Wei Lang suddenly felt something was wrong.

What's wrong?He tilted his head and felt it carefully, as if someone was following him.

He was afraid of getting it wrong, so he stopped with an experimental mentality. As a result, the footsteps behind him also stopped.

Wei Lang narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

You can't startle the snake, he thought, pretending to be nonchalant and walking.

Sure enough, the footsteps followed.

After walking a few meters, Wei Lang found that there was a big corner in front of him, and he was secretly happy that it was here.

He speeded up his pace silently, and just as he was about to turn the corner, he turned around with lightning speed.

Um?Wei Lang's eyes widened strangely, but to his surprise, there was no one behind him.

He looked around again, and there was nothing but a telephone pole.

what happened?Wei Lang asked himself and touched his chin subconsciously.

He was sure that he heard footsteps, but now... Could it be that he encountered something unclean?Thinking of this, Wei Lang felt that the surrounding scenery was gloomy, filled with an ominous atmosphere, and couldn't help shivering.

He shook his head, wanting to dispel this absurd thought, but felt scared, turned around, bowed his head and walked away, not daring to open his eyes, and kept muttering: "Buddha bless, Buddha bless."

So Wei Lang also missed the slowly floating figure on the telegraph pole.

When he arrived at the appointed place, his friend had been waiting there, with a dignified beauty sitting beside him. Seeing him coming, he got up and greeted him for a while.

Although Wei Lang pretended to be alone in his heart, he still loved beauty, and there was another beauty beside him, so when he sat down, he couldn't help but look at her a few more times, and his eyes circled around her.

As a result, as soon as he sat down, before the chair was warmed up, there was a dissatisfied "hum" sound in his ears, as if someone was complaining a little.

The voice was clearly audible, and Wei Lang was terrified. He looked here and there, but he still didn't find anything.

Wei Lang thought, it must be a ghost, his heart trembled, and then he prayed, God, I still have a baby at home, please protect me from accidents.

Thinking about it, his subordinates shook unconsciously.

He was praying to both Buddha and God, but he completely ignored the "single-mindedness" thing.

The friend at the side looked at his sudden action and asked in doubt, "Wei Lang, what's wrong with you?"

Only then did Wei Lang realize that there were still two people sitting beside him, he turned his head away, and laughed awkwardly: "Hehe, it's nothing, it's nothing." He then greeted the other party to eat.

Wei Lang had something on his mind, so he acted more politely. He always kept a moderate distance from the woman, and the conversation was tight.

The woman was very satisfied with him, she kept looking for topics, and moved closer to Wei Lang while talking, only pushing him into a corner.

Seeing that the two got along well, his friend withdrew halfway through, which made Wei Lang nowhere to turn for help, and kept regretting why he agreed to such an errand in the first place.

Seeing that he didn't refuse, the woman became more proactive, and finally even wanted to kiss Wei Lang's face. Who would have thought that before she got close, the teacup on the table was accidentally poured over, and the whole cup of hot tea was right He fell flat on his skirt.

The woman let out a short exclamation: "What's going on!" She frantically stretched out her hand to wipe it.

Wei Lang secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that even ghosts helped him, but he pretended to be concerned: "Are you okay?"

Before the words fell, a small hum sounded in his ears again, which was clearer than before.

The voice echoed in his ears, Wei Lang became more and more familiar with it, a white light flashed in his mind, and he had an idea.

He deliberately approached the woman who was wiping her skirt with her head down, put his hand on her shoulder, and whispered in his ear, "Is it better?"

When he asked this question, he deliberately pretended to be gentle, and sure enough, he heard humming again, but there was still nothing in the air.

Seeing that the other party hadn't shown up, Wei Lang continued to inject strong medicine, held the woman's hand and said, "To make amends, why don't we go later..."

Before he finished speaking, a chopstick flew out of nowhere from the opposite side and hit him on the face with a "slap", causing Wei Lang to bark his teeth in pain.

As soon as he covered his face, he saw Jiaojiao come out from the flower bed next to him, and shouted angrily, "Wei Lang, you!"

Wei Lang secretly laughed in his heart, and finally forced you out, just about to open his mouth, the wound on his face was pulled during the movement, and his facial expression was distorted again in pain.

After looking at it, Jiaojiao didn't care about being angry anymore, ran over a few steps, held Wei Lang's face in his hands, and carefully examined it, seeing that Wei Lang was bubbling.

The two of them behaved like no one else, and the woman who came to the blind date next to them was also confused, pointing at the horns, then pointing at Wei Lang, and said incoherently: "You...you..." As he spoke, he reacted When he came over, he was so angry that he threw down the sentence viciously: "You pair of dogs!" He stomped out and walked out.

Finally walking away, Jiaojiao turned his head in a daze, and asked in puzzlement: "What is a dog boy?" There was a big question mark in his eyes.

Wei Lang burst out laughing "puchi", the wound on his face no longer hurt, he held the little hand that was caressing his face, and said triumphantly: "It's people like us who believe in love."

Being misled by him, Jiaojiao nodded half-understood: "Oh, we are dogs, then I want to be dogs with you for the rest of my life."

His words touched Wei Lang's heart, and he couldn't help being elated, and he continued with a smile: "Okay, a dog man for a lifetime." the sweetness.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and Wei Lang's "Tender Township" was only enjoyed for a few seconds. As soon as he got home, Jiao Jiao began to use his inquiring spirit to interrogate what happened during the day.

He learned new interrogation techniques from TV, and forced Wei Lang to kneel on the remote control. The little wife put her hands on her hips and asked viciously, "Wei Lang, do you know your mistake?"

Jiaojiao tried his best to put on a vicious look, but unfortunately in Wei Lang's eyes, he was only cute, but he didn't dare to laugh. He was afraid of making Jiaojiao angry, so he forcibly endured it, but there was a smile in his words: "No more I dare not."

When he said this, his face was relaxed, and his frivolous attitude could be seen from every corner.

Jiaojiao felt angry, his two small eyebrows were tangled together, he held his chin and thought about how to deal with Wei Lang.

Seeing that something was wrong, Wei Lang could almost foresee his tragic end, so he quickly changed the subject: "Jiaojiao, why haven't I seen you during the day?"

Jiaojiao was taken aback: "Oh, I've transformed."

"Transformation?! You...you're not..." Wei Lang was shocked, pointed to the wine on the table, and then looked at the corners.

Jiaojiao frowned slightly: "I don't know why, I became a success when I was in a hurry today." Then, thinking of Wei Lang again, he straightened his posture and asked seriously: "You haven't answered my question yet. The question is, what are you doing today?"

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Wei Lang pulled his head dejectedly and replied, "Go on a blind date."

"Blind date? What is a blind date?" Jiao Jiao tilted her head.

"It's just..." Wei Lang talked about him from left to right, trying to avoid Jiaojiao's sight, "I just want to find someone to live with."

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and waited for the result, but he didn't hear a sound for a long time.

Wei Lang quietly opened one eye, and saw Jiao Jiao looking at him from the opposite side, with two bags of tears in his eyes.

Jiaojiao asked pitifully: "Wei Lang, do you want me?"

This is the second time he has asked this question, which shows how panicked he is, and Wei Lang is heartbroken seeing it.

Wei Lang hurriedly dropped the remote control, got up and hugged Jiaojiao: "Why, I only have you."

Jiaojiao grabbed his coat button and muttered: "But you will find someone else to be with you in the future, and then, you don't want me anymore." He pulled the button of the clothes in his hand violently in a venting manner.

Wei Langdao, having you alone is enough for me, how could I go to someone else, after thinking about it, I just took this opportunity to talk together, grabbed Jiaojiao's shoulders, stared into his eyes and said: "Jiaojiao, I I only like you, like you, do you understand? I just want to be with you forever, how about you?"

After finishing speaking, he solemnly waited for Jiaojiao's response.

Jiaojiao was stunned for a while, then murmured: "...I like you too...otherwise why should I become a human?" He tilted his head in confusion: "I'm already with you, haven't I?"

It's that simple?Things were not as complicated as he thought at all, Wei Lang was completely dumbfounded there.

Seeing his appearance, Jiaojiao realized that Wei Lang had never understood his own intentions, so he couldn't help being angry, pushed Wei Lang away, and shouted angrily: "You idiot!" In response, it turned into an owl and flew to the air conditioner.

Leaving Wei Lang alone on the spot with a "hehe" smirk: It turned out to be that simple, Jiaojiao was already with him.

☆, extra one

Chapter1

Jiaojiao's transformation skills were not mastered at that time.

One night, the two were making love, and when they were getting better, Wei Lang suddenly raised his head buried by Jiaojiao's neck, and asked anxiously: "Jiaojiao, when I go in later, you won't suddenly change back Bar?"

As he spoke, he looked at Jiaojiao's lower body absent-mindedly.

Jiaojiao didn't react at first, but after a few seconds, his cheeks turned red all the way to the tips of his ears, as if steamed.He gave Wei Lang a hard look, pushed him away, turned into an owl in the blink of an eye, flapped his wings and flew to the air conditioner, leaving only a bunch of tails exposed, shaking up and down from time to time in anger.

Wei Lang hugged the quilt with his naked body there, staring pitifully at the horny little tail, mourning for his indiscriminate words.

Chapter2

Jiaojiao likes "sunbathing", and he hasn't forgotten this preference after becoming a human.

He was "sunbathing" on the third floor again this day, and Wei Lang had nothing to do, so he just waited aside.

The spring sun shone on the two of them, making them warm. Wei Lang was a little drowsy, and his eyelids gradually drooped.

But he didn't forget his mission, so he had to cheer up and wait.

Sure enough, after a while, Jiaojiao stretched out his finger to poke him, and softly shouted: "Wei Lang, it's time to turn over."

This is a new word that Jiaojiao learned, he learned it from watching Wei Lang frying fish, but he didn't expect to use it flexibly.

Wei Lang sighed, got up resignedly and walked over, carefully "turning over" the treasure under his hand.

Jiaojiao snorted comfortably, and snorted a little, as comfortable as a petted cat.

another beautiful day.

Chapter3

Wei Lang recently strictly prohibited Jiao Jiao from watching TV, because Wei Lang found out that the TV in their home can be said to be the second most lethal weapon after nail clippers, so he strictly stopped this injustice.

The cause of the incident started a few days ago.

That night, Jiaojiao and Weilang watched TV together, having sweet kisses from time to time.

Jiaojiao suddenly shouted thirsty, Wei Lang stood up to get a drink without any complaints, and hid the remote control before leaving. a spare remote control, and jumped off the stage without a sound.

When Wei Lang came back, he saw that Jiao Jiao was staring at the TV intently, a pair of fleshy bodies inside were entangled and writhing, like freshly cut white meat.

Wei Lang's heart stopped beating in fright, he hurriedly put down the things in his hands, touched the remote control to change the channel, just about to open his mouth to divert Jiao Jiao's attention, when he heard Jiao Jiao asked curiously: "Wei Lang, where are they going?" What are you doing?"

What else can I do... Anyone who sees this scene can immediately comprehend it, only Jiaojiao can't understand it, but Wei Lang can't tell him the truth.

Wei Lang said "hehe" twice in embarrassment, his eyeballs rolled around, and he thought of a more euphemistic explanation in a hurry: "They are giving birth to a baby."

When he said this, he was so hypocritical that even he was ashamed.

When Jiaojiao heard it, he suddenly realized: "Oh, so this is what it looks like when a baby is born."

After finishing speaking, he stretched his neck forward, assuming that he wanted to study seriously, Wei Lang saw that something was wrong, he walked briskly to block in front of the TV, and said with a stiff smile: "Jiaojiao, let's go eat. "

He tilted his head and thought for a while, but he still wanted to see it, but he was too embarrassed to refuse Wei Lang. After struggling for a long time, he reluctantly agreed: "Okay." He didn't realize that his attention had been unconsciously sense shift.

In the end, at night, Wei Lang was waiting on the bed, and just about to call Jiao Jiao to come to sleep, when he saw the other running over bumpily, with flushed cheeks, and his excitement was beyond words.

Jiaojiao jumped onto Wei Lang's body, and before he could stabilize himself, he began to twist around like a reptile.

Wei Lang watched him stunned for a long time, but he didn't understand the meaning of Jiaojiao's action, so he asked in puzzlement, "Jiaojiao, what are you... doing?"

"I'm giving birth to a baby." Jiaojiao stopped and looked at him seriously, with unquestionable firmness in his expression, as he spoke, he urged Wei Lang impatiently, "Hurry up, you Twist it up too." Before the words finished, before Wei Lang could respond, he twisted up again.

Wei Lang thought with black lines all over his head, from now on, Jiaojiao is absolutely not allowed to take a step closer to the TV, absolutely.

☆, episode [-]

Chapter4

Ever since raising Jiaojiao, Wei Lang began to pay attention to the birds around him, and even made some friends who raise birds.

A few days ago, Wei Lang had a friend who was going on a business trip and asked him to take care of his parrot for a few days. Wei Lang thought it would be a good time for Jiao Jiao to know about other birds, so he readily agreed.

As a result, he carried the birdcage into the house, and saw Jiaojiao standing in the living room as if facing a formidable enemy.

Jiaojiao has recently learned to cook on a whim. He is wearing a pink apron, with a spoon in his hand across his chest. He looks ready to attack at any moment, frowning his eyebrows, and looking defensive. He asked, "Wei Lang, what are you holding in your hand?"

"Ah?" Jiaojiao's attitude was so strange that Wei Lang didn't come back to his senses for a moment, and stared blankly at his hand, "Ah, this is a parrot that my friend asked me to raise, and I will keep it for a few days..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiaojiao suddenly threw away the spoon with a bang, threw himself on the soft sofa, and yelled like the hysterical women in TV dramas: "It's terrible, this heartless guy Wei Lang is about to cheat." !"

While beating the sofa, Jiaojiao reached out to wipe away the non-existent tears, peeked at Wei Lang's reaction through his fingers, and hummed deliberately to express his dissatisfaction.

As soon as he said this, it seemed that Wei Lang had done something unreasonable. Wei Lang looked at him stupidly, and then looked at the birdcage in his hand. There is a sense of crisis.

Knowing that he was jealous, Wei Lang felt elated immediately, but he didn't dare to show his happiness, so he hurriedly put down the birdcage, went to hug Jiaojiao, and coaxed carefully: "Just a few days, that friend is going on a business trip temporarily, a few days Then took it back."

Jiaojiao hummed, but didn't look at him. After a long while, he sneaked a sideways glance: "Only a few days?"

Wei Lang's head was pounding like garlic: "Just a few days, I promise."

Jiaojiao looked at him seriously for a while, then curled his lips reluctantly: "Okay, just a few days, you said."

After he finished speaking, he was still not at ease, walked aggressively to the birdcage, made the most ferocious expression on the parrot inside, and said viciously, "Wei Lang is mine, don't think too much about it!"

At the end, he "hummed" very disdainfully, and his nose almost went up to the sky.

The parrot in the cage couldn't understand what he said. It tilted its head in response, its small eyes were full of doubts, and seemed to think that the creature in front of it was very strange.

Jiaojiao was satisfied with this response, folded his arms and nodded slowly, with a look of "just know", which made Wei Lang secretly laugh.

Originally thought that everything would be safe and sound since then, but one day later, Wei Lang realized how naive he was.

That night, he slept soundly, and was suddenly awakened by a "jingling" sound. He stretched out his hand and found that the side was empty.

Wei Lang rubbed his eyes and got out of bed, and saw Jiaojiao dragging a big bag furtively, struggling towards the door, when there was a sound coming from inside from time to time, so he asked strangely: "Jiajiao, what are you doing?" what?"

The night was so quiet, Jiaojiao was taken aback by him, and quickly turned around to stand in front of the bag, with an unnatural blush on his face, he stammered back: "No, I didn't do anything!"

With such a big bag behind him, he still said it was nothing, thinking he was stupid, Wei Lang narrowed his eyes.

He walked over without saying a word, pressed the struggling corner, and tore open the bag.

Seeing this, Wei Lang's head grew three circles.

There are a bunch of wine bottles in the bag. It seems that Jiaojiao has collected all the wine in the house.

Wei Lang asked helplessly, "Why are you collecting these things?"

Jiaojiao patted his hand away, twisted it uncomfortably, and then roared outrightly: "Hmph! I'm just preventing you from cheating! What if that parrot turns into a human after drinking too much!"

This answer really made Wei Lang dumbfounded. It turned out that Jiaojiao didn't sleep most of the night because he was worried about this.

Maybe he should stop drinking now, he thought.

Chapter5

Wei Lang and Jiao Jiao were walking on the street that day.

Jiaojiao's collar was a little crooked, Wei Lang stopped to tidy him up when he saw it, and Jiaojiao stood there obediently, motionless, with only a pair of big eyes turning around.

After a while, just as Wei Lang withdrew his hand, Jiao Jiao shouted in surprise: "Wei Lang, baby!"

"What, what?!" Wei Lang didn't catch his breath, and choked himself. It's no wonder that he reacted too much. Since the last "baby birth" incident, Wei Lang is now very concerned about the three words "baby". Extremely sensitive, almost to the point of conditioned reflex.

Seeing that he didn't understand, Jiaojiao quickly stretched out his hand to show him: "That's right there, baby!"

Wei Lang looked along his finger, and after seeing what it was, he was relieved.

It turned out to be a five or six-year-old child, who was about to change his teeth for the first time, and held up a small white tooth to show his grandmother beside him.

The old grandma looked at it for a while with her reading glasses, then walked slowly to the front of the house and threw her teeth on the roof. The little grandson next to her saw it and jumped up and down happily.

Jiaojiao looked at Wei Lang immediately, his eyes were full of curiosity: "What are you doing?"

Wei Lang then explained to him: "The baby is changing teeth. In order to grow well, the bottom teeth should be thrown on the roof, and the bottom teeth should be thrown on the ground."

"What about the one in the middle?" Jiaojiao opened his eyes wide and brought his face closer.

Wei Lang laughed: "There are no teeth in the middle, you idiot, open your mouth to see for yourself, are there any teeth in the middle?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiaojiao opened his mouth in an "ah", and his two eyeballs met together, trying to look at his mouth.

Wei Lang patted his head with both a smile and a smile: "Idiot, how can you see it like this, you can only look in the mirror."

Jiaojiao gave a comprehensible "uh", closed his mouth, touched the place Wei Lang had photographed, looked at the child, and then at Wei Lang, his eyes rolled half a circle quietly, with a thoughtful look on his face. look.

Wei Lang was still thinking about what to eat for dinner, so he didn't pay much attention to his actions.

As soon as he got home, Jiaojiao began to search through boxes and chests, with his little butt sticking out, shrugging from time to time.

Wei Lang asked, "Jiajiao, what are you looking for?"

A muffled voice came from the closet: "Wei Lang, where are my feathers?"

Although he didn't know what he was looking for, Wei Lang took it out of the drawer: "It's here."

Jiaojiao ran over in a hurry, took the feather from Wei Lang's hand, looked at it, looked at it, and finally trotted into the balcony.

Wei Lang followed curiously.

As soon as I entered the balcony, I saw the corner guarding a flower pot, digging the soil like a little gopher, and after digging a hole, I carefully buried the feathers in it, and finally patted the compacted one. Tu said contentedly: "In this way, beautiful new feathers can grow."

Chapter6

Even if Jiaojiao takes human form, he is still as timid as ever.

On New Year's Day, Jiaojiao and Weilang were lying on the bed, whispering.

Jiaojiao went to the bathroom on the way. When he came back, his feet just touched the edge of the bed, and there was a loud noise outside the window. It turned out that it was time for the fireworks.

Wei Lang did not move as usual, just closed his eyes and waited there.

Sure enough, after a while, Jiaojiao got in from under the quilt.

Wei Lang quietly opened one eye, the quilt on his body had grown into a small hillock, moving slowly towards him.

When Jiaojiao poked his head out from under the quilt, Wei Lang saw that Jiaojiao's eyes were tightly closed, his mouth was tightly pursed, his brows were wrinkled together like orange peels, and he flung himself into his arms without even looking. inside.

Wei Lang smiled secretly and stretched out his hand to cover Jiaojiao's ears.

The room is as warm as spring, and fireworks are constantly exploding outside the window, corners leaning against Wei Lang's arms, little feet swaying back and forth in peace of mind under the quilt.

After a while, Jiaojiao suddenly pulled out his arm, stretched his hand back, and fumbled to hold Wei Lang's ear.

Wei Lang looked at him suspiciously.

Jiaojiao turned his head, smiled, and said shyly, "Wei Lang is not afraid, there is Jiaojiao."

These words are like the soft wind in March, sweeping the warmth like spring, blowing in Wei Lang's heart.

He hugged the person in his arms tightly, as if holding some rare treasure.

Yes, there are horns, he is not afraid.

The author has something to say:

Make up for what was left behind.

To make a digression, owls are actually very unsuitable as pets. Don’t keep them just because of a whim. After all, keeping them means being responsible for its life.

Our country strictly prohibits the breeding of raptors. It’s okay to pick them up. If you can buy them, you must go to the local management department to go through the breeding procedures.

Also, it is not allowed to cut the nails of owls. There are blood vessels in the nails of birds. It is easy to get hurt if you cut them. The best way is to grind your feet.

Thank you for reading the text~ I hope you all have a good mood~