Mu Tong

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Book Title: Mu Tong

Author: Shen Yingying

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It's the story of Doubi and the electric blanket.A warm man who only warms one person.

Simple love, sweet and extravagant love, nerve-warming love, favorite love.

In the entertainment industry, Shou is a singer and Gong is an actor.

Help each other, share the same bed

It's my first time writing a novel, let's take a sweet essay, clean, easy and humorous.Most of them show their affection in various ways in daily life, show their faces in various ways, and pose in various positions.

I have given up halfway in many things in my life. I don't know if I will love you forever.But I have always been singing, and now I think of you when I sing, but forget to sing when I am with you.Maybe love doesn't take forever.Love is enough.

The content is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental.

Content tags: entertainment circle, sweet literature, special liking, sum made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Brown Tong, Li Shuangmu┃Supporting roles: Chen Xi, Ruoya, Shang Kan┃Others: Amusement Park, Sweet Text, Loyal Dog Gong, Split Shou

☆, little star

The author has something to say: the first two chapters are meaningless, you can skip them selectively...

After that, it's the daily life of Erpilian and the masochist

The first two chapters are not very interesting in the early stage, you can choose to skip...

After that, it's the daily life of Erpilian and the masochist

"The broken phone is really useless." Brown Tong, who slept until two o'clock in the afternoon and just woke up, sat on the bed as usual, checked Weibo, chatted and gossip, and waited until he couldn't hold back his urine and needed to get out of bed. It's officially started.As a result, when I turned on Weibo today, my phone froze, so I had to put down the phone, cursed and rubbed my eyes and went to the toilet to pee.

Simply wash up and order a takeaway to eat, turn on the computer and wait for the takeaway to come.As soon as I logged into Weibo, I was scared to pee by the flood of reminder messages.My Weibo, which only has more than 2000 fans, skyrocketed to 60 overnight.After slapping myself twice, I realized that it wasn't a dream. Faye Wong's "Hypnosis" Weibo, which I recorded before going to bed yesterday, was reposted more than 20 times, and I even became the hot topic of the day.

Brown Tong is an online singer who went to school at the age of 16. Her dream is to be a singer, and she opens a small live broadcast room on Waiwai. Every afternoon after getting up in the afternoon, she starts live broadcast and sings to earn a little money to support herself.At its peak, there were only more than 300 people.Basically, he will post a song on Weibo every three to five times. Occasionally, three or two people will comment on the good rap, which is enough for him to be happy for a long time.I was at a loss for a moment when the song I randomly posted yesterday got such attention.Brown pupil trembled excitedly and lit a cigarette, flipping through the comments one by one.

"I love you so much~~" You are also cute, little man with feet

"So handsome, so handsome, so handsome, say important things three times." . .

"The acne that grows on your face is called acne, and the acne that grows on our face can only be called wretched acne.." . .What about talent?

"Looks so cute, obviously you can rely on your face to make a living, but also rely on your talent. The song is also good~~~"

After reading a few posts, why are they all talking about handsome faces.. Talking about talents. Although my brother is a little cute, a little handsome, a little cute, but I obviously posted a song, and everyone commented on what is going on with the face, I finally saw the song, and it turned out to be a good song! ! !Not bad! !good! ! ! !

"Knock knock knock" should be a takeaway.The takeaway boy is a little brother in his 20s named Wang Rui. He is tall and thin. Although he doesn’t pay attention to his appearance, his hair is fried every day. I wonder if he never washes his hair, but he still looks good. He often calls They still have a good impression of him for their takeaway.Even when he was masturbating before, he had flirted with him.

I opened the door and said hello as usual, took the delivery, took the delivery boy’s spare time to change money, and didn’t forget to tell him that when I woke up today, I suddenly had more than 60 fans on Weibo, and they all praised me for being handsome, hahahaha.

"I saw it too, and I paid attention to it. Congratulations, you sing very well. Come on, don't forget that my brother will deliver food to you every day, and it will count as feeding you for two years, haha." Wang Rui

"That's a must, otherwise I'll sign it for you, and you might be able to sell it for money when you go back and keep it, hahaha" the brown pupil frowned happily.

"You're not poor now, and there are still takeaways to deliver. I'll treat you to a drink when you have time, and it's also a celebration for you." Wang Rui handed over the money and went downstairs.

Brown pupil is not very good at dealing with interpersonal relationships, basically has no friends, only two girlfriends, both are still in school and have little time to see each other.Staying at home and singing every day, Wang Rui has been in contact with him the most in the past two years. In the first few months, he was basically not very good at talking. After a long time, he ordered takeaway from his house every day, and gradually became acquainted.Occasionally we will go clubbing together or something.The excited brown pupil wanted to show off the great news, but there was no one to talk about, so he had to play tricks with Wang Rui.

After eating, I changed into my pajamas and watched Weibo for a while, preparing to start a live broadcast.Although there are few people, I have been supporting myself by live broadcasting for the past two years. The gifts I receive in a month are about 3000 yuan, and the highest monthly income is 4200 yuan. I am so happy that I treat Wang Rui to a barbecue.With so many people, there should be quite a few people who play Waiwai, so they posted the id of their live broadcast room, 92438, on Weibo.It is said that the live broadcast is going to start, thank you for your attention, if you have nothing to do, you can come to listen to music and chat with everyone.

As soon as I entered my channel, there were more than 300 people in the live broadcast room where there are usually more than 2000 people.

"Hi, I'm Brown Tong. There are so many people today. It scared me. I wanted to chat with everyone and sing nursery rhymes for you. I was a little scared to see so many people." After the live broadcast started, Brown Tong touched head to mai

I've been waiting for you for a long time. Why did you come here?

Ahhhh, the little sheep bleats, it looks so cute,

The sound is so nice! !

Me and you. .

"I'm sorry, I'm late today. I was so shocked to see Weibo when I got up together. I have to read your comments one by one. But why are everyone talking about my face? Could it be that I sing badly? ”

Puff puff puff, nosebleed. .

God, I want to kneel and lick

It's so disgusting to force a big man to show off his cuteness

Upstairs your mother exploded

Don't look and get out. .

"Don't worry about the trolls, I used to have very few people here, and I didn't have field control. Just help me get over it, don't curse people. Let me sing a song for everyone. Well, what do you want to hear? Don't be too loud. Difficult, "

Urge Urge Urge Urge

lighthouse

Hypnosis

hypnosis~~~

I am your father

"Uh...I'm not very good at Huang Ma's lighthouse. Then hypnotize you."

"The taste of the first bite of cake. The comfort of the first toy, the tears of ice cream when the sun goes down..."

"The taste of the second cake, the comfort of the second toy, how beautiful the popcorn is when the wind blows."

It sounds good.

Teana

Hitomi is great, I skipped class to wait for you.

"Thank you everyone for listening to my singing. I just saw someone say that I skipped class. It's not good. I just didn't go to school when I was young. Now I regret it. I have to study hard and listen to my singing when I have a break. Do you know?"

"Suddenly dawn suddenly dark and so on. Go far away, one, two, three, four, five, six, forever. From beginning to end, who is forgotten, who is remembered, from beginning to end, counting again and again, is there any Abandoned." Brown Tong looked at the many people who were swiping gifts on the screen, and the number of people in the live broadcast room had reached more than 1, and the whole screen was swiping beautifully and swiping flowers.Suddenly his nose was sore and he started to cry.

What's wrong, don't cry

There are more gifts swiped, 1314 is flying on the screen

The big man cried a ball, sb pretended to be aggressive

Hitomi don't cry, we all love you

Hitomi don't cry, we all love you

The whole screen rolled into a formation.

"It's okay. Singing is my dream. I stopped going to school at the age of 16. I sing on Waiwai every day and post songs on Weibo. I have never had so many people say they love me. I am so excited. Thank you, really Thank you very much. Alright, let me sing you a few more songs.” I gradually calmed down and continued to sing

The live broadcast continued until after 3 o'clock in the evening, and the popularity has risen to more than [-]. "Wow, I love you. I will continue to work hard to sing well and take care of my beautiful face, hahaha. Also broadcast soon It's been four hours, and my throat can't take it anymore, everyone should go out to eat earlier. I'm going out to eat too, I'm in Songjiang, please meet me by chance."

Take a break, drink plenty of water, don't get tired

Hitomi don't go~~

I will wait for you tomorrow

Hitomi, take a break.

"Okay, okay, goodbye." I turned off the live broadcast and looked at the backstage gifts. I was really shocked. I made more than 1 yuan in the live broadcast this afternoon.This afternoon, I earned back the rent for a year. God, the Buddha, Jesus, and the Virgin Mary, am I popular? I earn [-] a day. I am going to get rich, and I can change my mobile phone.You don’t have to be reluctant to order meat when you eat barbecue, you can eat all you want, hahahaha.Oh, by the way, give Mom a call, she will be so happy.Mom's phone is so bad. My own phone is a bit slower, but it's still usable. I'd better change it for my mother first, and I'll talk about mine later.

"Hey, mom, I just bought you a mobile phone from Taobao. I filled in my home address and it will be sent back in two days. Pay attention to receiving the express delivery." Brown pupil called her mother with a smile, thinking Happiness is blooming, and I have never bought anything for my mother when I grow up so big.Now I can finally honor my mother.

"Ah, what are you spending that money for? You only earn a little money yourself. What can I exchange for my mobile phone? I don't want it."

"Mom~ your son is popular, I have more than 60 fans now, hahahaha, thanks to this little face you gave me, how can I be so cute and handsome, hahahaha. I will open this afternoon I made more than 1 yuan in the live broadcast in one afternoon, first I will buy you a mobile phone for you to use, and when my son earns money in the future, everyone should respect you and your old couple." Brown Tong

"What do you mean? You can earn more than 1 yuan in one afternoon singing on the Internet. Don't lie to my old lady." Mom and Dad are ordinary workers. More than 1, my mother couldn't believe it.

"I don't know the details. Anyway, your son can make money in the future, so you can use it with confidence. The money is open and aboveboard. You will not steal or grab it. You can go out with your mobile phone to show off to your friends. The mobile phone my son bought for you Haha." Brown Tong chuckled as he thought about how proud his mother was with the mobile phone he gave her.

"Then I'll use it. Thank you for my handsome son. I'm really proud of my old lady. But you can't spend it recklessly in the future. If you have money, you have to save it. Don't dare to make money randomly. You have to plan to use it." Mom said cheerfully. .

"Okay, I got it, then I'll hang up, you tell my dad to make him happy, so I won't tell him anymore. Goodbye. Okay~" Give Ma Ma a big bobo on the phone (╯3╰)

☆, sign a contract

The author has something to say: the first two chapters are meaningless, you can skip them selectively...

After that, it's the daily life of Erpilian and the masochist

In the evening, I invited Wang Ruihai to have a meal, and when I got home, I found that the number of fans had almost risen to 80, because it was forwarded by the original singer Faye Wong.

Brown pupil is Faye Wong's brainless fan. Seeing that Faye Wong reposted it and added a great emoji, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night.More people can listen to my singing, and I am very happy.Standing on the sofa with a mop and pretending to be a superstar, with a mosquito net over his head, he yelled heart-piercingly until after two o'clock, when the neighbor knocked on the door and stopped.In the middle of the night, Waiwai didn't start the live broadcast, just chatting with tourists on the channel, and didn't turn off the computer until dawn.

Life is still going on as usual, start a live broadcast, check Weibo, and chat about gossip.When I am bored, I sit by the window and play the guitar.When I feel it, I will simply write and write songs, but I don’t know how to write lyrics. Most of them are songs without words and hum along with the notes.

One month later, a sudden phone call during the live broadcast completely changed Brown Tong's life. "Hi, is it brown pupil?"

"Uh, yes, what's the matter with you?" Brown Tong had never seen this number before. The other party was an intellectual female voice. Hearing the voice, he seemed to be in his 30s and [-]s. He probably didn't know anyone of this age.

"I am the manager of Dark Night International, and my name is Shang Kan. I have been following your Weibo and live broadcast room for a while. Your voice is very good. Our company is very interested in you. Are you interested in entering the entertainment industry? What about the circle?"

Uh, recently there are quite a few people who say they want to sign themselves, but they are all liars in the end.Li Shuangmu of Dark Night International Company has made more than 15 billion movie box office in the two years since his debut, and he is a hot first-line movie star.And Chen Xi and Ruo Ya are both Golden Horse actresses.Why would a front-line economic company like Dark Night Entertainment want to sign me as an internet singer?It must be a liar "Uh, sorry or forget it."

"Don't rush to answer. If I call you suddenly like this, you may have doubts and it's right. You will think I'm a liar, right? Our company's headquarters is also in Shanghai. You can come and have a look. I can Let me take you on a tour of the company. Our company has many successful cases. For example, Li Shuangmu was discovered by me in the school, and he has become a front-line player within two years. Your voice is very good. I will talk to you when you come to our company. You have all-round packaging, and I will hire you a first-class vocal teacher in China to direct for you. If everything goes well, an EP will be released for you within half a year." Shang Kan was clearly prepared.

"Really, I like Brother Shuangmu so much, he is so handsome, you can get his autograph for me and I will sign with you." The brown-eyed nympho happened again.In Li Shuangmu's first film debut, there was a scene of bathing under a waterfall.The waterfall behind him flew straight down. Li Shuangmu's body was slender, his muscles were full, his skin was white and tender, and his brown pupils were drooling.

"Hehe, Shuangmu is my artist. After signing the contract, I will also take care of you. There are many opportunities to meet each other. As long as you work hard, I can also arrange for you to sing a character theme song for Shuangmu's next movie." Shang Kan was instantly full of affection for this childish kid.

"Really, then I can go to the company in the afternoon, can I see Brother Shuangmu?" When Brown Tong thinks that he can meet the male god of his dreams, he might hug him and touch his tight buttocks. Chest muscles or buttocks, just think about it.

Shang Kan didn't know that the obscenity in Brown Tong's heart at the moment was just laughing at him childishly, "Shuangmu is not at the company today, come tomorrow at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, and I will send the address to your mobile phone. Now I only have one artist, Shuangmu, After you come, it will be you two, tomorrow I will call Shuang Mu to come to the company and arrange for you two to meet."

"Okay, bye."

Brown pupil doesn't like to take a bath at home, and he's going to see the male god tomorrow, so he's going to go out and find a bathhouse so that he can give his back a good wipe, so that it's white and tender, so go soak him.Baa ha ha ha ha ha.

I got up at ten o'clock the next morning, washed my face, dried my hair, and dressed up carefully.Brown pupil lives in the suburbs and it takes more than an hour to take the subway to the city. In order to prevent any accidents, he goes out early before twelve o'clock.When I arrived downstairs at the company, my stomach was growling at 14.20, so I found a tea restaurant nearby to eat something to pad my stomach.Sitting in the seat by the window, he kept staring at the door of the company, expecting to see traces of the male god.

At 14.40, Shang Kan called and asked where he was, and he couldn't find the way.Knowing that he had arrived early, he said that the silly boy would call Sister Shang when he arrived, and I will ask the assistant to pick you up now.

"Brown pupils come and go with brother." The visitor was wearing a white shirt, light blue ripped jeans, and a little leg hair could be seen.Warmly greeted the brown pupil and went into the building

He looks clean, but he talks like a human trafficker... He has brown eyes, but he still has a good impression of this assistant, and he kindly called his brother hello.

"Hi, hello." After swiping the building's access card, he led Brown Tong to wait for the elevator. "My name is Yang Yang. Our company is on the third floor of 14.15.16. After signing the contract, I will get you an access control card and it will be convenient for you to come to the company."

As soon as you get out of the elevator, the decoration is very modern. There is no office in the lobby on the 14th floor. There are five large posters on the entire wall. In the middle is Li Shuangmu, and the two left are actresses Chen Xi and Ruoya.The right side of Li Shuangmu is empty and next to it is the singer-songwriter Sensen who just won the Golden District Award last year.

Yang Yang pointed to the empty wall and said to Brown Tong, "See, the empty space next to Brother Shuangmu was left to you by Sister Shang. Sister Shang has very high expectations for you, you have to work hard. "

Brown Tong was flattered, "I'm just a little internet singer, how can I hang out with them."

"In the future, you will no longer be an online singer. Sister Shang has collected a lot of information about you in the past month. I have also watched your live broadcast a few times. Maybe you don't know that you are really good. I believe that the next You will definitely be the king of golden songs." Yang Yang looked proudly at the brown pupils, feeling like he was hoping for success. .

..."Of course I know I'm good. I'm so handsome. Many people want to give birth to monkeys for me, haha."But I made up my mind in my heart, everyone treats me so well, I must work hard to live up to the expectations of Sister Shang, Yang Yang and the fans.

"Hehe, little ghost head" said and patted Brown Tong's head, "Let's go up, Sister Shang and Brother Mu are waiting for you."

☆, first sight

"Brother Shuangmu, I really want to kiss you..." Brown pupil staring at Li Shuangmu to be cute.

The other party was obviously taken aback. He didn't expect this newcomer from the future to be so relaxed. The first thing he said when they met for the first time was to kiss him... After a little hesitation, he really bowed down. The lower body put a kiss on the forehead of the brown pupil.

Uh, this time the brown pupil crashed.I didn't expect to be kissed by a male god so easily.. I thought to myself, is my male god such an open and lascivious person?Eyes rolling around, he still said awkwardly, "It's not fair for you to kiss me, I have to kiss you back..."

"You two, stop arguing. Come here and let's discuss the details of the contract. If there are no problems, we can sign the contract." Shang Kan interrupted, "The contract is five years, and the company will allocate funds to package you in an all-round way in the early stage. ..”

"Sister Shang, no need to introduce, I trust you. I will sign." Brown pupil interrupted Shang Kan.

Shang Kan: "Okay, but there is a very important thing to tell you. The company signs new artists, because the initial investment package is very huge, and the commission is 70%."

"Yes, I can be in the same company as Brother Shuangmu, and seeing each other every day makes me happier than how much money I have."...Although he seems a bit coquettish (TT), he kissed him at the first meeting, but in my heart before The silt is not stained, the white lotus hair is clean and not demonic.

"Well, let's sign it. Then I will introduce you to the next job. After that, the company will invite the top vocal music teachers in China to give you vocal music guidance, four lessons a week. I will also introduce some domestic vocal music teachers to you. A well-known producer and composer. When there is no vocal class, you can start a live broadcast on Waiwai from 2 to 5 in the afternoon. But you can’t be as lawless as Internet singers before, saying whatever you want, swearing, and some pornographic jokes Everything is prohibited. The company is currently positioning you as an idol singer. There will be a fitness trainer at 5-6 pm every day. Seeing that you are small and thin, you should exercise more and do some aerobic activities. Singing will be more energetic. After that, it will be physical The class is up to 7 o'clock. The rest of the time is free to do activities on your own. Eat less spicy things like chili. Now there are still two months to prepare for the large-scale talent show "Tomorrow Star" in July, and talk to the vocal teacher more Communication, there are a total of 7 songs in the whole competition, ask the vocal teacher to help you choose songs, at least prepare more than 27 songs. There will be a music festival in Hangzhou next week, and the company will arrange for you to sing two songs. Feel the atmosphere of the scene. Recently The arrangement is roughly like this, if there are any other announcements every week, Yang Yang will remind you three days in advance of the schedule. You can contact Yang Yang directly if you have anything to do." Shang Kan's name is really not for nothing, it's really funny. .

"Okay, I'm sorry to trouble you." Brown pupil is used to being free and unrestrained as an online singer, and suddenly there are so many work matters, one head and two big.

"It's not convenient for you to live in Songjiang, or move to the company dormitory, and Yang Yang will go back with you to help you move later." Turning to Li Shuangmu, "Shuangmu didn't make an announcement for you this week, so I will let you take a week off. Today, I mainly arrange for you to meet below. From now on, you will be regarded as brothers in the same school. Get along well. Brown Tong should take care of him. It seems that you have a good impression of him. The first time I saw you, the first time I met People are so 'enthusiastic'." Shang Kan had a gossipy expression on his face.

"..." Li Shuangmu

"..." brown pupil

So I'm an exception, Brother Shuangmu doesn't treat everyone like this, doesn't that mean he treats me differently, I'm special = he has a good impression of me.Baa Kaka, male god, my white lotus is hairy~~Brown pupils are suddenly elated.

"By the way, after a while, Yang Yang will post on the company Weibo. Brown Tong has signed up to our company. Shuangmu will help to repost it. Brown Tong will take a photo with your male god to get more intimate. Now you're in charge of selling rot. Yang Yang will go again Please make a topic for Shui Jun. I will find the media to publish a draft tomorrow. Take advantage of the previous enthusiasm to create momentum, otherwise everyone’s impression of Brown Tong is that he is an Internet singer, and singing is useless.” Shang Kan finished the assignment He walked away with sunglasses.

"Brother Shuangmu~" Brown Tong hugged Li Shuangmu in his voice

"..." Li Shuangmu

Li Shuangmu pulled up Brown Tong, and took two photos with his arms around his shoulders, "Brown Tong, the name sounds pretty nice, do you have a nickname?"

"My nickname...um...my nickname is Baby~" Brown Tong wanted to take advantage of Li Shuangmu.

"Then call it Tongtong." Li Shuangmu didn't care about him, and said to himself, let Brown Tong sit on his lap, put his head on Brown Tong's shoulder and took two more photos.Added Brown Tong's Wechat photo and sent it to him.

Brown Tong posted a photo of himself and Li Shuangmu on Weibo: Brother is so handsome, envy me, the male god is mine.

Then Yang Yang posted on Weibo to officially declare that Brown Tong is already a signed artist of Dark Night International, "Okay, let's go, I'll help you move. Where is Brother Mu going? I didn't bring my assistant out today, so I'll take you for a while."

"No need, you can help Mutong move, I'll just take a taxi home by myself." Li Shuangmu

"Then you have to be careful, masks, hats and glasses, if you don't have an assistant by your side, you will be rushed to the street if you find out." Yang Yang took Mu Tong downstairs with a smile on his face.

Mutong looked back at Li Shuangmu reluctantly as she walked, "Brother Shuangmu, I'm leaving now. Sister Shang has arranged so many things for me. I don't think I have time to look for you. When I'm bored, I want to come to the company to see me." Acridine."

"Bring something delicious to feed you." Li Shuangmu waved his hand at him, signaling to go away with peace of mind.

Yang Yang drove back in the car with brown pupils, "Brother Shuangmu seems to be very different to you, he doesn't usually talk much."

"That's right, I'm so cute, so handsome, so charming, baahaha." Brown pupil sat in the co-pilot and swiped Weibo

"..." Yang Yang

"Brother Baa, I'm suddenly a little scared, afraid that I won't be able to do well."

"What are you afraid of? Although the entertainment industry is deep, Brother Baa Baa will protect you. Brother Shuang Mu is also famous for his good personality. If there is anything that cannot be solved, he can ask us for help. Sister Shang is a well-known manager in the industry. According to the route she planned for you, you can avoid a lot of detours." The red light Yang Yang reached out and touched the little head of the brown pupil.

"This is the other two who live with you, Xiao Liang and Xiao Mao. This is Brown Tong, the newly signed singer of the company. Say hello." Yang Yang introduced two new roommates to Brown Tong.The dormitory is very close to the company, less than 5 minutes walk.

"Hi, I'm Brown Tong. I'll live with you from now on. Please take care of me." Brown Tong warmly greeted and reached out to shake hands with them, but Xiao Liang Xiao Mao didn't reach out, so it was embarrassing to hang in the air , had no choice but to withdraw his hand resentfully.It is obvious to see the disgust in the other person's eyes, but it is not easy to attack.I had to think to myself, one of you is black and the other is white like an albino.Wow, with this quality, it's no wonder why he hasn't been popular for several years since he signed into the company. It saves a lot of makeup to act like black and white.

Yang Yang coughed dryly when he saw the obvious displeasure of the two.

The two greeted reluctantly.It's a formality.

It's really unlucky to meet such two difficult roommates.After seeing Yang Yang off, he went back to his room to tidy up.Hang your clothes in the closet and do a little cleaning of the room.Looking at the watch, it's almost nine o'clock, and I haven't eaten yet, and my stomach is growling.When I was about to order takeaway, I went out and asked the two if they wanted to eat together. Although I didn't have a good impression when I met, after all, we will live together for a long time. If you can relax, let's relax, it's good for each other.As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw the two of them eating happily.Seeing the brown pupil glanced at it, he continued to eat as if no one was there, and had no intention of asking the brown pupil to eat with him.Brown pupil went back to the room in a hurry, changed his clothes and went out to eat by himself.

There is a small Sichuan restaurant at the entrance of the community, so I went in and ordered my favorite boiled pork slices, and I only calmed down after eating two bowls of rice.I really can't figure out why the two are like this, I didn't provoke them when I first entered, why I hate myself, I can't figure it out after much deliberation, so I have to forget it.After paying the bill, I wandered around the neighborhood to get acquainted with the environment. When I saw something I liked, I went in and got a takeaway card. I took four or five before going home. I thought that my stomach would be safe in the future, so I was happy go home.

The author has something to say:

☆, send dung to paint the wall

The next day, wake up early, don't be in a hurry to get off the ground, sit on the bed and play with your phone to wake up.There's new news on WeChat, it's from Brother Shuangmu, and I'm in a good mood early in the morning.

"How's the dormitory?" Li Shuangmu asked

"It's not bad, there are many takeaways around that can be called b(￣▽￣)d" As for the black and white impermanence, you can skip it

"Don't talk about it, I'll feed you." Li Shuangmu sent a voice message, listening to the song, and stopped carefully, as if it was me who sang.

"Ouba, are you listening to my song?" Brown pupil was triumphant, chattering

"Get dressed and go downstairs."

Brown pupil ran to the balcony, there was a very handsome sports car parked downstairs.He picked up his phone and called Li Shuangmu.

Li Shuangmu sounded like he was in a good mood, humming a little tune, "Why don't you come down and make a call?"

"So you are really sitting in the Mensao car downstairs?" Brown pupil held back a smile

"..." Li Shuangmu

"I just woke up, I haven't washed my face, brushed my teeth, washed my hair, showered, picked my feet, and eaten." The male god was stuck downstairs in the early morning, in this mood, baahaha

"Oh, then I'm leaving." Li Shuangmu looked calm.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Brown pupil was in a state of chaos, and in an instant he was already sitting in the co-pilot, so startled that the two upstairs, Black and White Wuchang, thought there was an earthquake, and almost jumped off the balcony.Seeing the brown pupil getting into Shuangmu's car, she gritted her teeth in hatred, "Little coquette, if you don't have any skills, you will hug your thigh." "Looking at his young age, I guess the chrysanthemum has already turned into a sunflower, Bi/chi." The two of them stood on the balcony and looked at the fast-moving sports car, their teeth ached with envy, but they had no choice but to curse behind their backs.

"Brother Shuangmu, (╯3╰)" Brown Tong pouted as soon as he got into the car, and tsk tsk tsk.

"..." Li Shuangmu

"Don't make trouble while driving, it stinks if you don't brush your teeth or wash your face." Li Shuangmu avoided it in disgust.

"I'm afraid you'll leave, but I rinsed it with mouthwash, it's very hygienic. Smell~~" Brown Tong opened his mouth and sighed at Li Shuangmu

"..." Li Shuangmu

Brown pupil watched the other party completely ignore him, and then gave up resentfully.

The car was parked in front of a high-end restaurant. Brown Tong had watched it on TV before, and a TV series was filmed in this restaurant.It felt delicious, and I happily jumped out of the car.

Only then did Li Shuangmu realize that this guy was still wearing house clothes and a chicken nest head.Crayon Shin-chan top, yellow shorts below the knees showing white thighs, and dirty white canvas shoes with laces that were not properly tied.He was not very old at first, and dressed like this, he looked like a junior high school student, with blood on his face.Grabbing his chicken coop head, he slapped him like rubbing a dog, and when he let go, his brown pupils were already full of stars and moons.

"Why do you have such a perverted habit? You are called a sadist, you should see a psychiatrist." Brown Tong spat, and followed Li Shuangmu into the restaurant.

"I am willing. I will pay you to eat and be your driver. Do you have any opinions on entertaining with your little head? Besides, I was doing styling for you. Look at your hair just now. It looks like a chicken coop. It doesn’t look much better now. I confiscated your money for this craft and you earned it.” Li Shuangmu also joked

"Sir, what would you like to eat?" The waiters in high-end restaurants are different. In other places, big names like Li Shuangmu would have flocked to take pictures and sign autographs.

The brown-eyed uncle raised his legs, "Is there any boiled pork slices?"

"Sorry, we are a western restaurant, so we don't have boiled pork slices."

"There is no restaurant for any dishes." Brown pupil continued to flip through the menu while shaking Erlang's legs

waiter"..."

Li Shuangmu "..."

The customer next door "..."

"Ignore him, two sandwiches, two Italian sausages, one fried egg, one fruit salad. Two cups of hot milk. Alright, thank you." After ordering, Li Shuangmu handed the menu to the waiter.

"I also want a pudding." Brown Tong hurriedly said, for fear that the waiter would run away.

"Yes sir, just a moment."

"Why do you think of coming to me so early?" The brown-eyed chin was placed on the table, playing with his left with his right hand.

"I get up earlier every day in the crew, and I have nothing to do when I wake up, so I come to you." Li Shuangmu took his hand, with clear joints, cool and soft to the touch, comfortable and tight, commented Said, "It feels good."

"Why only order an fried egg, I want to eat it too." Brown pupil had no choice but to put one hand on his pillow, pouted and began to study the food, and let him play with the other hand.Li Shuangmu grabbed his fingers and pinched them one by one, and pinched them back again. "You're such a flirt."

"Eggs are for you to eat. Children need more nutrition to grow up. I don't like to eat eggs." Li Shuangmu said without stopping, "And this is not flirting."

"Uh...no. Excuse me, excuse me to serve the food." Early in the morning, the waiter saw the male god pulling Zheng Huan, who looked like a junior high school student, to flirt, and ran past with a lot of rotten women in his heart.However, at work, he had to be interrupted awkwardly.

"Wow Kaka, what's the rice, Anada, I'll start first." Brown Tong immediately became excited when he saw the food, and hurriedly withdrew his hand and started.

Without saying a word, Li Shuangmu quietly watched the villain in front of him eat happily.There is a bit of salad dressing on the corner of the mouth and it is a little sexy.Reach out and wipe him clean with your index finger, put it in your mouth and taste "it tastes good"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh))" The rotten girls in the restaurant were all boiling.

Brown pupil kept eating with his mouth, without raising his head, it was no longer important to see the gourmet god.Said coquettishly, "If you covet my beauty, just say it, kiss you and think I'm dirty, and now I'm eating other people's saliva, boring~ I hate it" but because the food in his mouth sounds nondescript...

"..." Li Shuangmu, "Okay, eat your meal well, eat more fruit, and drink all the milk. Eat less talking." After speaking, she started to move.

"The birds on the tree are in pairs, the sullen Ouba is drooling." Brown Tong finished eating first, picked strawberries from the fruit salad with a fork and sang crooked songs, "Hurry up and use the nunchuck to hum." Hey hey, come and eat my saliva is sweet and delicious"

"..." Li Shuangmu wiped his mouth with two napkins, and handed another one to Brown Tong. The other party lost his sight instantly and couldn't see the napkin he passed, so he had to resign himself to his fate and wipe it clean for him. "Okay, let's go." Well, I'll take you to the company, there is class in the morning,