Shanshen and I got married to engage in development
Chapter 29 Is a Rooster a Duck?
Bai Linge sat obediently on the sofa in the office with his head bowed, and Jian Tunning sat beside him. What made him so cautious was the former mountain god, Yan Qi, who was opposite him.
"Have Bai Ge, Bai He come back?" Yan Qi asked.
Seniority is irrelevant to the Mountain God, he always calls everyone by their first names.
Bai Linge replied truthfully: "Grandpa and Dad... are still fishing."
Yan Qi pondered for a few seconds: "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether they are here or not. Tun Ning told me a few days ago that I was afraid to scare you, and there is no rush to get married. Now it seems that you don't mind this marriage?"
What happened just now was still circulating in his mind, Bai Linge's throat smoked with embarrassment: "No, I don't mind."
Yan Qi looked at Jian Yuning: "What about you?"
Jian Yuning smiled: "Lin Ge doesn't mind, of course I'm fine."
Yan Qi made a final decision: "Then what's the point of getting married, just hold the wedding!"
Bai Linge looked up in shock: "Ah, so fast?"
Yan Qi hummed: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, tomorrow."
Bai Linge's voice changed: "So fast!"
"Then the day after tomorrow." Yan Qi said in his eyes, what else do you think?
"..." Bai Linge didn't dare to have any opinions.
He who shouted at the door just now seemed to be forced to marry, but now Yan Qi made him feel like he was forced to marry.
The vicissitudes of this world always make pigeons suspicious of pigeons.
The matter that made Bai Linge suspect that the pigeon was born was gratifying to the entire Dongming Mountain. The mountain god got married, all the beasts came to congratulate, the pigeon family was overjoyed, and the thousand birds came to pay homage.
When Bai Linge was still confused, Ms. Bai had already brought a group of poker players to settle in. Not only the entire Dongming Mountain and nearby villages were decorated with lights, but also the accommodation of the big and small demons who came to congratulate them had to be properly arranged.
Bai Ge, Baihe and his son returned from fishing with nothing as expected. Looking at the festive patches of red, they almost thought they had gone to the wrong place.
It never occurred to them that they just caught a fish, and Bai Linge was going to get married when they came back, even though the engagement banquet hadn't even been held yet.
Ah... the day of the engagement party was yesterday, and they forgot to go fishing.
No way, pigeons, pigeons are like this, Bai Ge and his son forgave themselves.
Bai Linge stood on the sidelines with empty hands and couldn't get in, like an outsider.
The other one who was idle like an outsider was Jian Yuning. They stood on the sidelines and watched the group of monsters busying happily, which felt a little unreal.
Bai Linge asked, "If we're like this, is it a flash marriage?"
Jian Tunning said, "It doesn't count."
"Why not? I've only been back for a few days, and I'm going to get married soon." Bai Linge's heart was floating, but he couldn't get it right.
Jian Yunning insisted on his answer: "I don't count if I say it doesn't count."
Bai Linge looked at him suspiciously, judging by his intuition, Jian Tunning must be hiding something from him.But if you ask this way, you will definitely not be able to find out. Bai Linge is not in a hurry, anyway, sooner or later he will dig it out.
The feeling of vainness became more and more intense the night before the wedding. Ms. Bai was busy until late with food and utensils for the next day, so she simply stayed outside at night to play mahjong with her poker players.
Under Ms. Bai's repeated exhortations, Bai Ge and Bai He didn't dare to run around, but they were too involved in fishing a few days ago and went to bed early.
"I can't fall asleep." Bai Linge was circling in the living room.
Xiao Gongji buried his head in arranging something: "You will get married tomorrow, your life will undergo earth-shaking changes, and I will finally be able to eat!"
Hearing the word "marriage", Bai Linge's heart beat violently, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his chest.
"I see." Seeing his reaction like this, Xiao Gongji's tone was firm, "It's definitely a premarital phobia."
"Is...is that so?" Bai Linge's tone was full of doubts. Is there such a thing?
"Just do something to distract your attention." Xiao Gongji picked up a bag of mysterious items in his hand, "Do you still remember what we would do when you were nervous before the exam?"
"Let's play a gunfight game together," Bai Linge said.
"Yes, let's vent heartily to meet the test that comes tomorrow." Xiao Gongji was full of spirits, "This is your last night of being single, go, I'll take you to relax!"
"Farewell." Bai Linge hesitated.
"Are you going to stay like this until dawn, and then go to get married tomorrow tremblingly? We don't go far, it's better to stay away. Can you go like a man!" Xiao Gongji couldn't help but say, opened the door and rushed out .
Bai Linge hesitated for a few seconds, took a deep breath, and followed.
The wedding banquet of the mountain god is a grand event, and a group of monsters gather, and they are seated early.
As the current mountain god and the protagonist of this wedding, Jian Tunning was the first to arrive.But it was almost noon, and the other protagonist, Bai Linge, did not appear.
Ms. Bai cast her eyes on Bai Ge and Bai He and his son, who looked blank: "We didn't see him when we got up in the morning. We thought he was in a hurry and came early."
Ms. Bai hated iron but steel, but she didn't have much confidence to say anything after playing mahjong outside all night.
The news of Bai Linge's disappearance quickly spread throughout the audience.
Don't trust any of your relatives, you never know what they can pass on to you.
Everyone couldn't find Bai Linge, and Jian Yuning followed him, searching all the places where Bai Linge might go, but they couldn't find him.
Finally, a white pigeon remembered that when he woke up to pee at night, he saw Bai Linge and Xiao Gongji walking out together.
At that time, I thought they were just on good terms and went to the grove to go to the bathroom together, but I didn't expect that he seemed to be the last witness.
It's over, Bai Linge and Xiao Gongji ran away the day before their wedding.
"Who is Xiao Gongji?" All the guests and friends were discussing.
"I heard it's chicken essence."
"Understood, Bai Linge and a chicken ran away the day before the wedding."
"So hot?" Hearing the pigeons, he turned around and said, "Bai Linge eloped with a chicken the night before their wedding, and it was still a rooster!"
The well-informed Third Grandpa sticks a cane: "You don't understand this, it's called a duck."
……
So that sentence became "Bai Linge bagged a duck out of town and brought it home. He eloped with that duck the night before his wedding. Birds in the city really know how to play."
Just when the words became more and more outrageous, a little frog rushed into the venue, panting: "No, it's not good! My second cousin who lives in Xitang village... tell me, Bai... Bai Linge, because The fried fish was taken away by Police Officer Yin from the police station..."
The whole scene fell into silence.
After a while, two hearty laughter sounded like a male and female duet.
The eyes of all the demons gathered at the source of the sound.
Bai Linge's parents clasped each other's hands tightly and said with relief, "That's great! So it's not elopement, it's just being arrested by the police station!"
What would happen if he was arrested by the police station!
Jian Weiyu looked at Jian Tunning: "Is this marriage still going on?"
Jian Tunning smiled slightly: "I'll pick him up."
--------------------
Sure enough, it was still off the charts, how could anyone guess it!Well then, guess you guys are the ones delayed by Xiaoji, right? Hahahaha!Give me a bad break for a while.
Can you give a few more comments? *?((???))?*
"Have Bai Ge, Bai He come back?" Yan Qi asked.
Seniority is irrelevant to the Mountain God, he always calls everyone by their first names.
Bai Linge replied truthfully: "Grandpa and Dad... are still fishing."
Yan Qi pondered for a few seconds: "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether they are here or not. Tun Ning told me a few days ago that I was afraid to scare you, and there is no rush to get married. Now it seems that you don't mind this marriage?"
What happened just now was still circulating in his mind, Bai Linge's throat smoked with embarrassment: "No, I don't mind."
Yan Qi looked at Jian Yuning: "What about you?"
Jian Yuning smiled: "Lin Ge doesn't mind, of course I'm fine."
Yan Qi made a final decision: "Then what's the point of getting married, just hold the wedding!"
Bai Linge looked up in shock: "Ah, so fast?"
Yan Qi hummed: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, tomorrow."
Bai Linge's voice changed: "So fast!"
"Then the day after tomorrow." Yan Qi said in his eyes, what else do you think?
"..." Bai Linge didn't dare to have any opinions.
He who shouted at the door just now seemed to be forced to marry, but now Yan Qi made him feel like he was forced to marry.
The vicissitudes of this world always make pigeons suspicious of pigeons.
The matter that made Bai Linge suspect that the pigeon was born was gratifying to the entire Dongming Mountain. The mountain god got married, all the beasts came to congratulate, the pigeon family was overjoyed, and the thousand birds came to pay homage.
When Bai Linge was still confused, Ms. Bai had already brought a group of poker players to settle in. Not only the entire Dongming Mountain and nearby villages were decorated with lights, but also the accommodation of the big and small demons who came to congratulate them had to be properly arranged.
Bai Ge, Baihe and his son returned from fishing with nothing as expected. Looking at the festive patches of red, they almost thought they had gone to the wrong place.
It never occurred to them that they just caught a fish, and Bai Linge was going to get married when they came back, even though the engagement banquet hadn't even been held yet.
Ah... the day of the engagement party was yesterday, and they forgot to go fishing.
No way, pigeons, pigeons are like this, Bai Ge and his son forgave themselves.
Bai Linge stood on the sidelines with empty hands and couldn't get in, like an outsider.
The other one who was idle like an outsider was Jian Yuning. They stood on the sidelines and watched the group of monsters busying happily, which felt a little unreal.
Bai Linge asked, "If we're like this, is it a flash marriage?"
Jian Tunning said, "It doesn't count."
"Why not? I've only been back for a few days, and I'm going to get married soon." Bai Linge's heart was floating, but he couldn't get it right.
Jian Yunning insisted on his answer: "I don't count if I say it doesn't count."
Bai Linge looked at him suspiciously, judging by his intuition, Jian Tunning must be hiding something from him.But if you ask this way, you will definitely not be able to find out. Bai Linge is not in a hurry, anyway, sooner or later he will dig it out.
The feeling of vainness became more and more intense the night before the wedding. Ms. Bai was busy until late with food and utensils for the next day, so she simply stayed outside at night to play mahjong with her poker players.
Under Ms. Bai's repeated exhortations, Bai Ge and Bai He didn't dare to run around, but they were too involved in fishing a few days ago and went to bed early.
"I can't fall asleep." Bai Linge was circling in the living room.
Xiao Gongji buried his head in arranging something: "You will get married tomorrow, your life will undergo earth-shaking changes, and I will finally be able to eat!"
Hearing the word "marriage", Bai Linge's heart beat violently, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his chest.
"I see." Seeing his reaction like this, Xiao Gongji's tone was firm, "It's definitely a premarital phobia."
"Is...is that so?" Bai Linge's tone was full of doubts. Is there such a thing?
"Just do something to distract your attention." Xiao Gongji picked up a bag of mysterious items in his hand, "Do you still remember what we would do when you were nervous before the exam?"
"Let's play a gunfight game together," Bai Linge said.
"Yes, let's vent heartily to meet the test that comes tomorrow." Xiao Gongji was full of spirits, "This is your last night of being single, go, I'll take you to relax!"
"Farewell." Bai Linge hesitated.
"Are you going to stay like this until dawn, and then go to get married tomorrow tremblingly? We don't go far, it's better to stay away. Can you go like a man!" Xiao Gongji couldn't help but say, opened the door and rushed out .
Bai Linge hesitated for a few seconds, took a deep breath, and followed.
The wedding banquet of the mountain god is a grand event, and a group of monsters gather, and they are seated early.
As the current mountain god and the protagonist of this wedding, Jian Tunning was the first to arrive.But it was almost noon, and the other protagonist, Bai Linge, did not appear.
Ms. Bai cast her eyes on Bai Ge and Bai He and his son, who looked blank: "We didn't see him when we got up in the morning. We thought he was in a hurry and came early."
Ms. Bai hated iron but steel, but she didn't have much confidence to say anything after playing mahjong outside all night.
The news of Bai Linge's disappearance quickly spread throughout the audience.
Don't trust any of your relatives, you never know what they can pass on to you.
Everyone couldn't find Bai Linge, and Jian Yuning followed him, searching all the places where Bai Linge might go, but they couldn't find him.
Finally, a white pigeon remembered that when he woke up to pee at night, he saw Bai Linge and Xiao Gongji walking out together.
At that time, I thought they were just on good terms and went to the grove to go to the bathroom together, but I didn't expect that he seemed to be the last witness.
It's over, Bai Linge and Xiao Gongji ran away the day before their wedding.
"Who is Xiao Gongji?" All the guests and friends were discussing.
"I heard it's chicken essence."
"Understood, Bai Linge and a chicken ran away the day before the wedding."
"So hot?" Hearing the pigeons, he turned around and said, "Bai Linge eloped with a chicken the night before their wedding, and it was still a rooster!"
The well-informed Third Grandpa sticks a cane: "You don't understand this, it's called a duck."
……
So that sentence became "Bai Linge bagged a duck out of town and brought it home. He eloped with that duck the night before his wedding. Birds in the city really know how to play."
Just when the words became more and more outrageous, a little frog rushed into the venue, panting: "No, it's not good! My second cousin who lives in Xitang village... tell me, Bai... Bai Linge, because The fried fish was taken away by Police Officer Yin from the police station..."
The whole scene fell into silence.
After a while, two hearty laughter sounded like a male and female duet.
The eyes of all the demons gathered at the source of the sound.
Bai Linge's parents clasped each other's hands tightly and said with relief, "That's great! So it's not elopement, it's just being arrested by the police station!"
What would happen if he was arrested by the police station!
Jian Weiyu looked at Jian Tunning: "Is this marriage still going on?"
Jian Tunning smiled slightly: "I'll pick him up."
--------------------
Sure enough, it was still off the charts, how could anyone guess it!Well then, guess you guys are the ones delayed by Xiaoji, right? Hahahaha!Give me a bad break for a while.
Can you give a few more comments? *?((???))?*
You'll Also Like
-
Singer: Run to the Grammys, made Taylor Swift cry all night
Chapter 227 11 hours ago -
Villain actor: Smoking in reverse at the beginning scares the top star to tears
Chapter 156 11 hours ago -
Villain: I was so happy when the hero’s mother gave birth to a child
Chapter 508 11 hours ago -
Night of Genocide: Madam, you don’t want anything to happen to Sasuke, right?
Chapter 248 11 hours ago -
Adult Science: Helping Eri Kisaki fix her computer
Chapter 56 11 hours ago -
I started an industrial revolution in another world
Chapter 313 11 hours ago -
Naruto: I have a Tessaiga
Chapter 723 19 hours ago -
A hundredfold return: creating an Eternal Family
Chapter 152 19 hours ago -
Forbidden Land Exploration: Teammates Brother Qilin and Sister Baoer
Chapter 265 19 hours ago -
Hong Kong Movies: Taking over Hung Hing at the beginning, shocking Hong Kong Island!
Chapter 512 20 hours ago