Shanshen and I got married to engage in development

When she received a call from Ms. Bai in her hometown Dongmingshan, Bai Linge was having sex with her roommate Xiao Gongji.

Although the number of demons entering the city to seek life is increasing, the demon clan is still a minority group in the vast crowd, and the living environment is not optimistic.Both belong to the poultry demon clan, Bai Linge and Xiao Gongji spent four years in college together, graduated and joined the same company, and now they are not only colleagues, but also shared roommates.

We are friends, but Bai Linge often doesn't want to admit it.

Xiao Gongji is a chicken spirit, and the words that hang on his lips every day are: "My ancestors were Pleiades star officials."

Bai Linge racked his brains, but couldn't think of any ancestors with names and surnames from the pigeon family. He opened his mouth: "Black..."

He was interrupted by Xiao Gongji: "Inspector White Pigeon in Black Cat Sheriff doesn't count, it's a cartoon!"

hateful.

Bai Linge was not convinced, and immediately fought back: "My grandfather is the patriarch of the Pigeon Clan. Whose ancestors were not richer than now, it is better than now."

A passing colleague shook his head: "Two elementary school chickens."

Bai Linge was even more unconvinced, whoever wants to be like Xiao Gongji, he is obviously a pigeon!

Xiao Gongji asked Bai Linge, grandpa is the patriarch, why didn't he go home?

Bai Linge sighed: "I can't fly no matter what, the world of flamboyance."

Xiao Gongji showed pain on his face: "Don't speak up, your own people!"

Anyway, Bai Linge didn't want to go back, even if Ms. Bai called him personally.

At this time, Ms. Bai's joyful voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Son, I found a partner for you. Stop dawdling outside and come back to get married. I've collected all the gift money, and you're the only one left."

The bamboo stick in Bai Lin's singer got stuck between the two rows of white teeth, and it was about to be pulled out: "I'm not fooling around, I'm working hard."

Ms. Bai said: "What's the use of you dawdling in the city? It's been so long. Can you find a daughter-in-law for our family to bring back?"

Bai Linge wanted to refute, but he couldn't.

Ms. Bai went on to say: "Even if you find it, there is a high probability that it is a human being. What good is a human being? Finding a suitable demon in the city is like looking for a needle in a haystack. The second generation of immortals I introduce to you here!"

Ms. Bai was afraid that her son would not be able to hear her, so her voice was really loud, and Xiao Gongji could hear the voice on the phone clearly.

He slapped Ziyouhua's table with his palm, and said righteously: "What era and what society is it now? How can there be arranged marriages? You must protest, long live free love!"

"Xiaoji is right, I won't marry another person casually." The corners of Bai Linge's mouth curled up, and he couldn't suppress it.

Xiao Gongji: "...This expression is different from what you said, you look like you are going to buy a bus ticket now."

Xiao Gongji didn't understand at all.

Bai Linge has lived for 24 years and has never been in a relationship. His birthday wish this year is to hope that all the seven aunts and eight aunts will see through his bravado as soon as possible and introduce him to someone.

But that doesn't jump straight to marriage either.

At least I have to send a photo to let him see if she is a pretty girl.

Ms. Bai on the other end of the phone said: "If you can get married, what else do you care about?"

That sentence sounds like: what bike?

Bai Linge immediately dropped the bamboo stick in his hand, and rushed back to ask the leader for leave.

When the leader asked the reason for the leave, Bai Linge remained angry: "I want to go back and get married."

The leader was taken aback: "Oh, seeing how happy you are, you must be very satisfied with your marriage partner. Then... how long are you going to take for leave, or should I handle resignation for you?"

"What are you talking about? How could I resign for someone I've never met?" Bai Linge said seriously, "One week first, no, two."

This matter may not be possible, and it may not be a horoscope with a stroke.It might be herringbone, or it might be nine.

Maybe, Bai Linge might continue to come back to work.If the other party is really ugly, he can't lose his job without a partner.

Before he has a partner, he loves to work.

The leader is very reasonable. Getting married and having children is a major event in life, so he approved a two-week leave with a stroke of a pen.

Xiao Gongji also asked for leave, and he said that he would go with Bai Linge.

Bai Linge asked while packing his luggage, "What are you doing with me?"

Xiao Gongji put his hands on Bai Linge's shoulders, and said earnestly: "I'm afraid that you will be forcibly tied up at home by your family members. Boys should also protect themselves. If you encounter any trouble, at least I can take care of you." Help you convey the message to the leadership."

Bai Linge was a little moved, and Xiao Gongji nodded firmly: "Then I can move to your seat. I found out a long time ago that your seat has very good lighting."

Singer Bai Lin waved: "Impossible, I will definitely come back and continue working. Besides, I don't want to get married so early."

"I don't believe it." Xiao Gongji said concisely.

Bai Linge pointed to his face: "Did you see the angry and unwilling expression on my face?"

Xiao Gongji rolled his eyes: "That's because you didn't look in the mirror. If you did, you'd want to kill that idiot who looks like he won a million-dollar lottery."

if not?Bai Linge thought, Ms. Bai said it all, she is a second generation fairy.

All in all, there was an extra chicken essence in Bai Linge's luggage back home.

Get off the train and change to a minibus, get off the minibus and change to a battery for three rounds.

Dian Sanlun stopped at the entrance of the village, and Bai Linge led Xiao Gongji along the cement road to the back of the village.The cement road turned into a gravel road, and the gravel road turned into a dirt road. They passed through the shelter forest and walked into the mountains.

Along the way, Xiao Gongji chattered non-stop, chattering very brokenly: "You have been talking about bringing me to your house to play in your freshman year. It has been five years, and you have let me go for five years."

Bai Linke searched the hills of his own house: "Isn't this just bringing you here? Although I am a pigeon spirit, I have never been a pigeon person."

Xiao Gongji fended off the overgrown branches: "You fart, don't you dove me less?"

"Are you a human, aren't you a chicken?" Bai Linge asked back.

Xiao Gongji: "..."

See, Bai Linge knew that he had no way to refute.

"Don't talk nonsense, where is your house?" Xiao Gongji bent over, walking until his legs were about to break.

Bai Linge jumped onto a high rock, pointed to the mountain in the distance: "My home is on that mountain..."

Before the words were finished, two heavily armed figures wearing protective goggles and masks flitted across the air. With a wave of the mountain whip in their hands, the edge of the towering mountains in front of them became flat ground.

"..."

Bai Linge turned his head, withdrew his hand, squatted on the rock, took out a cigarette from his backpack and lit it.There is a vicissitudes of confusion between the brows: "My home was still there just now, but now it is gone."

Bai Linge did indeed invite Xiao Gongji to his house.

But now it is not he who releases Xiao Gongji's pigeons, but his family releases his pigeons.

Xiao Gongji stared blankly at the dusty ground in front of him. The mountain whip is a magic tool, and ordinary monsters have never seen it before, but judging by the effect, he guessed that it was the one.

Those two are definitely not ordinary monsters, what kind of monster did Bai Linge's family provoke?

With doubts, he turned his head to look at Bai Linge, and let out a cry of surprise: "Where did you get the cigarettes? You never smoked before!"

With gloomy eyes, Bai Linge blew out a broken smoke ring: "I used to have a fucking family."

The cigarettes were bought by Bai Linge to honor his grandfather, but I'm sorry, now he has to take a puff to calm down.

Forget it, let's contact grandpa and parents first.Bai Linge snuffed out the remaining half of the cigarette, stuffed it back into his trouser pocket, and took out his phone to search for contacts.

Who would have thought that on the day I went to work in the city and returned to my hometown, my home was gone.

The man with the mountain whip flew over the sky and found that Bai Linge on the boulder had fallen to the ground.

They seemed to be sizing up Bai Linge, Xiao Gongji quickly elbowed him, motioning him to take a quick look.

One of them spoke, his voice was covered by a mask, and it sounded very strange.

"Bai Linge?"

Recognize yourself, it seems that you have come prepared, and the comer is not good.Bai Linge temporarily put down the phone, nodded: "It's me, I'm the unlucky demolition household."

The man seemed to chuckle, took off his mask, and revealed a handsome face: "This area is under development, and has been partially approved. It is not a forced demolition. Don't worry, our planning is absolutely reasonable and scientific, and we will stick to the road of sustainable development." , to maintain the harmonious coexistence of residents and nature.”

He looked at the watch on his wrist: "You come to the Office of the Planning Bureau to find me in two hours. I'm Jian Tunning."

The planning bureau can demolish it, why don't you go to heaven?Bai Linke thought melancholy.

Jian Tunning smiled at him, and went to the sky again under the urging of his colleagues.

Oh, he really went to heaven.

To the Office of the Planning Bureau? The site of Jian Tunning and his colleagues?

How is that different from entering the dragon's lake and tiger's lair alone!

Jian Tunning told him to go to the office to take advantage of the opportunity to make a black hand, to prevent the report from being published, and to silence him in advance.Thinking of this, Bai Linge took out the remaining half of the cigarette in his trouser pocket, and smoked even more vigorously.

Xiao Gongji stared at the place where Jian Yuning disappeared and murmured: "The last story that started with demolition was still Wolf Warriors."

Bai Linge nodded, yes, if Zhan Lang had jumped on him just now and had sex with Jian Yuning.

But he is not a wolf, he is a pigeon.

So he won't see Jian Yuning, Gu Gu.

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I picked a good day to post, a story about a flash marriage (not), Gong is Xiaojian, don’t get me wrong.

There are no serious monsters in the full text, and they are doing things all the time.

According to the old practice, break the bowl and ask starfish to comment, everyone is so cute _(:3⌒?)_