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"Tony! How are you all doing while I'm gone!"

The sudden loud voice startled Ying Zheng to "Poof!" and sprayed a mouthful of coffee on the table in front of him.

The boy coughed and turned to look at the source of the sound, only to see a big blond man in a red cloak laughing and smashing the floor-to-ceiling windows and falling into the hall.

Tony, who was sitting next to Yingzheng, rubbed his temples with a headache: "Thor, why did you come to Earth? Last time, didn't you say that you would go home and inherit the throne and never return to Earth?"

Jia, who was standing behind Tony, noticed how Ying Zheng was choking on his coffee, and gently bent down to offer water to the coughing teenager.

Then Jia straightened up and said with a smile, "Sir, you remember right. At that time, because Mr. Raytheon was scolded by Ms. Jane Foster and broke up, he sadly confronted "a scumbag" and "a fool who doesn't know what his girlfriend wants." Wait for the evaluation to leave the earth, and swear never to return to this sad place."

"Mr. Thor, it's good to see you're back in your heartbreak."

Thor: "Uh...uh..."

Thor just opened his arms to give Tony a warm hug and froze.

He raised his arms awkwardly and paused in the air for a few seconds before he coughed with his fists close to his mouth to cover up his embarrassment: "Although I'm glad you welcome me, but...it doesn't matter if you don't say those things."

Jia smirked elegantly but procedurally.

Ying Zheng finally stopped coughing after Jia thoughtfully patted his back.

The boy looked hesitantly at the blond man in front of him: "This is..."

"Thor, the god of thunder from Asgard, is Loki's brother, the "mortal enemy", "stupid stupid big man", "muscular fool with hammer head" you see on Loki's membership application , "Handing the country over to him is really finished", "A brother who is so stupid that he can only laugh when he is cheated" and other descriptions are all about him."

Tony also looked away from the floor-to-ceiling windows that had been broken with a big hole, and finally accepted the fact that Thor had returned to Earth expressionlessly.

Like Tony, Ying Zheng, who had read the "A Thousand Must-Tell Stories of Asgard" that Loki wrote in detail in the application for joining, saw Thor, the protagonist of one of the stories, revealing Subtle and sudden eyes.

"oh oh--"

Thor: "?"

"Jia, I remember when the Avengers Alliance was first established, there was a salary system, right?"

Thor wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Tony's expressionless question to Jia: "Although Thor, who never walks through the door, has never been on Earth since he joined the Avengers, it belongs to him. We should have sent him the truthful part."

Guessing Tony's intentions by heart, Jia smiled and said, "Yes, sir, Mr. Raytheon's salary has always been in the account reserved for him."

Tony nodded: "Well, our window maintenance fee will be deducted from his salary. Including all compensations caused by him from now on, will be deducted from his salary."

Looking at Tony, who was so angry that the orange cat raised his little meat pad and scratched it, Jia lowered his eyes and smiled indulgently: "Okay, sir. It happened that Director Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. sent a message saying that Mr. Thor had just destroyed S.H.I.E.L.D.'s building, S.H.I.E.L.D. has been busy cleaning up undercover agents recently and has no money, and wants the Avengers to pay for the maintenance."

Tony was expressionless: "Deducted from his salary - the Avengers are not self-service cash machines, and we are poor."

"Okay, sir."

Thor scratched his head in doubt, looked at Tony and then at Jia, not understanding what they were talking about.

But Tai Ah, who was standing behind Ying Zheng, trembled subconsciously when he heard about the salary deduction.

Ying Zheng looked at Tony strangely: "Is Stark Industries going to make any big moves recently? Will it cost money?"

"No." Tony glanced at Tai Ah, who was expressionless as usual but already showing a little fright in his eyes, smiled and said to Ying Zheng: "Before, I learned about the management of the Secretariat from Mr. Tai Ah and Mr. Shang Yang. method, I think this is very good, and it is also necessary for Stark to learn the management experience from the East."

Ying Zheng blinked, and sympathetically cast a silent look at Thor who was still confused.

... Judging from Tony's description and anger value, this guy's salary probably can't make up for his destructive power.

Thor couldn't figure it out, so he simply threw it aside, and sat down opposite Tony carelessly: "I'm here to find my brother Loki, do you know where he is?"

"I heard from Heimdall that Loki secretly ran from Asgard to the earth, but that guy Fury refused to tell me what happened to Loki, he just said let me go back to the Avengers and ask someone called " "Yingzheng" guy. Tony, who is that? Why don't I know him."

Before Yingzheng and Tony had time to say something, Tai'a and Jia who were standing behind them reacted first.

Jia looked sympathetically at Thor who didn't know what he said.

Tai Ah stared dangerously at Thor with cold eyes, and grasped the hilt of the sword hanging from his waist.

Thor inexplicably felt a chill on his neck.

"Tai Ah." Ying Zheng called Tai Ah lightly.

The temperature in the room, which was still cold just now, immediately picked up, and Tai Ah restrained the outgoing aura, and became a well-behaved image standing silently holding the sword again.

Thor turned his gaze to Ying Zheng and the two people behind, and asked enthusiastically, "Is this a friend who joined the Avengers after I left? I am Thor, a god from Asgard."

He patted his strong and thick chest boldly, and it made a "slap" sound: "Although I haven't appeared in the Avengers, I am also a member of the Avengers. If there are enemies who cannot win, they will call me directly." , for the gods of Asgard, there is no enemy on Earth that cannot be dealt with."

Tony thought of the few incidents that New York had just experienced, and gave Thor a weird look: "..."

Ying Zheng said indifferently, "I am Ying Zheng."

"If I hear from you that you use words like "guy" to refer to me, I will throw you off the earth."

The corners of Jia's lips twitched, and the happy smile was short-lived because of Ying Zheng's merciless retaliation, and then switched to a programmed standard smile: "Mr. Lei Shen, long time no see, you know me, I'm played by Tony Star Jia, the AI ​​housekeeper created by Ke himself. When you fell on the earth a few years ago, I also assisted you in retrieving Thor's Hammer."

Thor suddenly realized, then turned to Yingzheng and asked, "You are Yingzheng? When I heard Fury talking about you, I thought you would be older. You look...can you be ten years old like a human?"

As he said that, Thor glanced up and down at Ying Zheng with surprised eyes.

Ying Zheng's light golden eyes sank: "You want to know where your brother Rocky is? The reason why you can't find Rocky is very simple - because your brother doesn't want to see you, he hates you."

Thor's eyes widened in disbelief: "Impossible! My brother likes me the most."

Ying Zheng sneered, and raised his chin in the direction of the next room: "Loki has been there since the beginning, and you have made such a big noise. With his strength, it is absolutely impossible not to know that you are here. He knows but doesn't come out." , Loki, why are you hiding there?"

Thor suddenly cast his gaze in the direction of Ying Zheng said.

Everyone only heard a cold sigh, and then the special metal room was opened, and Loki's tall and straight figure in a suit appeared in front of everyone.

Peter in casual clothes stood not far behind Loki, his arm extended to Loki paused in mid-air, as if he wanted to reach out but was a little hesitant because of Loki's dangerous expression.

Seeing Ying Zheng's gaze, Peter quickly smiled at his little friend knowingly, and "whoosh!" retreated into the room, deciding to give the two brothers the space.

"Of course, I don't want to see the idiot face of my stupid brother." Loki looked at Thor with a sneer in his eyes: "Not in Asgard to inherit your ridiculous throne, you came to the earth because you want me to play with you Is it the way of brothers and sisters?"

Thor glanced at Yingzheng, then looked at Loki again, and slowly shook his head in shock: "Impossible, aren't we brothers who have played since childhood? You like hide-and-seek and war games, don't you just like playing with me?" Have you played it big?"

Ying Zheng blinked slowly, and looked at Tony next to him: what he said should be the behavior that Loki wrote on the joining application, "No matter how many times I stab him, he will just smirk"?So, playing a game?

Tony shook his head sympathetically: Compared to hide-and-seek and fighting, it should be called teasing and stabbing.

Loki sneered: "You are still as stupid as ever, brother. It seems that even the father of the gods failed to save your IQ that was lost outside the galaxy. I don't know if he saw you like this, would he Regret my hasty decision to hand over the throne to you."

"——I wanted to kill you, stupid brother."

Hearing with his own ears that his younger brother denied all the warmth, and mercilessly spread out the cruel fact that his brother's memories of the millennium were all his own, Thor's brain was so confused that it stopped working.

Loki snorted coldly, and when he turned around, he saw Ying Zheng looking at him thoughtfully.

The God of Lies withdrew his redundant expression, only showing a smile as elegant as a British gentleman but without any emotion, and asked Ying Zheng: "About my application to join the Avengers, Mr. Ying Zheng..."

"Do you want to join the Avengers?" Thor, who was stunned by the rebellious brother's heart-rending speech just now, raised his head instantly.

Loki frowned.

Thor didn't care about Loki's reaction at all, instead he said "Shua!" and his eyes sparkled: "I am a member of the Avengers, you want to join and tell my brother! My brother asked Tony to add you."

If Thor had a tail, he would have been wagging it behind him.

Tony's eyes were dead: "Say this in front of me and another Avengers applicant... We are a serious organization and don't accept backdoors. Thank you, don't tarnish our professionalism."

Yingzheng winked at Loki suddenly with bad intentions: "If I said that I would reject your application to join because of your brother, to avoid suspicion, what would you think?"

Rocky did not hesitate: "I will kill him first, and then apply again."

This unexpected answer made Ying Zheng stunned for a moment, and then he was amused and laughed: "Well, I agree to both your and Peter's application to join - don't worry about beating your brother to death. "

Peter, who was hiding in the room but actually eavesdropping, cheered immediately.

Loki's expression was also slightly moved.

Tony also nodded: "Zheng agrees, and I agree. We can vote collectively when they all come back."

Among all the joy in the room, only Thor, the god of thunder, was full of sadness.

The strong and tall body obviously has a strong sense of presence, but he tried to touch Loki several times but was dodged.

Standing in the hall, Thor is out of tune with the joy of everyone: the joy is theirs, and I have nothing... Shouldn't Loki like his brother the most?

The poor brother who was neglected by his younger brother was heartbroken.

……

But Thor didn't know that this was just the beginning of his torment when he returned to Earth.

"……what is this?"

Thor stared blankly at the bill that was more than ten meters long that Jia handed him, and didn't understand why: "Is it because of this that you won't give me dinner?"

Jia smiled gracefully: "This is the bill for all the losses you have caused since you appeared on Earth. Because the Avengers and Stark Industries refused to pay for your repairs, your salary account has been deducted to a negative amount — until you pay the money back, you'll either owe your bill or you'll be hungry."

Thor opened his mouth, his face full of bewilderment.

Ying Zheng: "Pfft."

Well done Jia!

Jia calmly looked back: It's just a trivial matter, thank you for your compliment.