After being forced to whitewash the villain [Transmigration Book]

Shen Jimo had a dream again, and it was another spring/dream, but this time the object of the spring/dream turned into a cat demon.In the dream, he couldn't see the man's face clearly, but he clearly remembered that when the demon cat entered him, he grabbed the demon cat's tail because of the pain.

It is said that the cat's tail can't be touched, but unexpectedly, in the dream, the cat demon was not frightened, nor angry, but against all kinds of tenderness, his movements were extremely gentle.

In the dream, he was pressed so hard by the other party that he couldn't breathe. When he woke up suddenly, he realized that it was the cat he picked up last night, which was actually sleeping on his chest.

Pretending to be angry, he grabbed Maomao's two front paws, and Shen Jimo said to him very seriously: "In the future, you can only sleep next to you, you know? Sleeping on someone's chest will cause nightmares." Although he didn't do it Nightmare, but... spring/dream is not a good dream either.

"Meow~" The dark cat seemed to understand, and responded.

"So cute!" Shen Jimo sneered, patted its head and put it back on the bed, then looked at the soiled bed, feeling extremely distressed.

Have you been holding back for too long?So that he can stain the quilt just by dreaming?

He began to learn physiological knowledge in junior high school, but at that time he didn't listen carefully at all, and naturally he couldn't tell whether this was a normal phenomenon or an abnormal phenomenon.

"Alas..." With a sigh, Shen Jimo had to get up and pack up.

The weather is rare today, and now he only has Shangluo as his younger brother, so naturally he doesn't want to be too familiar with him. After packing everything up, Shen Jimo went to Mingyue Gate to find Shangluo.

At that time, Shang Luo was busy dealing with matters in the sect, Song Ziyu passed away for half a month, there were a lot of trivial matters in the sect, Shang Luo didn't have much time to entertain him, so he only stayed for a while and then went back.

At night, he had that obscene/obscene/unsightly dream again. When he woke up, he happened to meet the cat's eyes, and it was still sleeping on his chest.

Shen Jimo was suddenly a little angry, and grabbed the cat by the back of the neck, "Didn't I tell you that I wanted to sleep on the bed? Why didn't you listen?"

"Meow~" the little cat looked at him innocently and let out a soft cry.

This cry made him soften his heart, and finally he couldn't bear to blame him anymore.

"Ah!" With a helpless sigh, Shen Jimo had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky.

Unexpectedly, on the third and fourth days, the cat was still sleeping on his chest, causing him to have strange dreams every day.When he woke up this day, Shen Jimo was finally angry. He caught the kitten and stroked it until it screamed. The cat's fur flew all over the sky before it stopped. He said with a serious face, "Do you know what's wrong?"

"Meow~" Maomao rubbed against his thigh, making a coquettish cry.

"Oh, forget it, from today onwards, you should sleep outside the door!" Instead of trying to reason with the cat, it is better to cut off the possibility of it doing such a thing.

That night, he really shut the cat out.But when winter came, he was afraid that the cat would be cold, so he specially made a nest for it.

Unexpectedly, this night, he still did not escape the strange nightmare, and in this night's dream, the cat demon seemed to be angry, and tossed him hard all night, when he woke up the next day , the soreness in the dream seemed to be imprinted in his bones, even after waking up, it didn't get better.

"Damn!" Shen Jimo gritted his teeth and looked at the innocent cat who met his eyes and meowed, and was speechless.

But so what?The cat was picked up by him, and he wanted to keep it on his knees.

Sighing helplessly, Shen Jimo packed up and went to Lingshu Pavilion, quietly found a book about pregnant women to read.

I read in the book that when a woman is pregnant with Liujia, it is normal for a woman to suffer from low back pain after sleeping or sitting for a long time, and she finally breathes a sigh of relief.

He touched the cat in his arms, and said with a relaxed face: "Fortunately, it's normal, otherwise I really suspect that there is something wrong with you."

The cat raised its head and meowed at him, rubbing its head against his palm.

Shen Jimo touched it happily, thinking that the last time he saw Shang Luo was a week ago, and now the Lingshu Pavilion is just near the Mingyue Gate, so he wanted to visit him.

After a week, when I saw Shangluo again, he was much thinner and more haggard than before.

Shen Jimo felt distressed for a while, and hurried forward, "Shangluo."

Shang Luo raised his head when he heard the words, and when he saw that it was him, he quickly smiled, "Senior brother, you are here."

"Yeah." Shen Jimo walked to him and stopped, looked down at the booklet in his hand, only to realize that it was about the Xuanlingzong's financial entry and exit, and couldn't help frowning, "It's such a small matter, just leave it to others gone."

Shang Luo shook his head, "I just took over, and I'm not very familiar with sect affairs, and here..." He looked out, his eyes moved slightly, and sighed: "There is no one I trust, I don't worry about leaving it to them."

Shen Jimo felt weird. When he was watching TV before, he had indeed seen a lot of scenes of infighting among wealthy families, but he didn't expect that he should be wary of this in the world of self-cultivation?

Looking at the mountain-high zhezi in front of Shang Luo, Shen Jimo finally couldn't bear it, and said with common sense, "Then you...do you believe in senior brother?"

Shang Luo looked up at him in surprise, then smiled, "Of course, if I don't even believe my brother in this world, then who else can I trust?"

Shen Jimo also smiled when he heard the words, and put the cat on the ground, "Then let me help you!"

"Okay." Shang Luo said as he got up, made room for Shen Jimo, and told him how to correct it, "This is the bill, just compare it with the actual cost, if it is correct, you can sign my name " After finishing speaking, he picked up the topmost copy of another pile of notebooks, "This is from the Juwu Pavilion, senior brother only needs to look at the notebook briefly, and sign if there is no problem, and this... "

Shang Luo introduced several of them to him in a row, and Shen Jimo remembered them all in his heart.

In fact, these are not difficult. To put it bluntly, it is just confirmation and signing. The problem is that there are too many, which is a waste of time.It seems that wanting to be a good head teacher is not that simple.

Shen Jimo sighed silently in his heart, picked up the pen and began to correct.

Shang Luo looked aside for a while, and after confirming that he was indeed meeting, he got up, "I have something important to go out, and I may not come back until very late, if the brother is tired later... just go back first, don't wait for me return."

"Yeah." Shen Jimo looked at the folder in his hand seriously, and nodded slightly.

Shang Luo chuckled, turned and left.

When people are obsessed with doing something, time really flies, and before they know it, the moon is already shining in the sky.Shen Jimo was still obsessed with correcting the paperwork, but the cat was no longer happy. He slapped his paw, caught his clothes with one paw, and meowed non-stop.

"Huh?" Shen Jimo just woke up from the immersive working state, and looked down at the cat at his feet.

The cat was very dissatisfied, jumped up and slapped him in the face, and then fell into his arms, as if very angry, and exploded.

Only then did Shen Jimo realize that it was Zishi.

He glanced outside the door, but there was no movement. It seemed that Shang Luo hadn't come back yet.

Smiling and smoothing the cat's fur, Shen Jimo picked him up and kissed its head, "Be good! We'll go back when Shangluo comes back."

The cat was not happy, and slapped him on the face just as it was, but it seemed to be deliberate, and it didn't scratch with its paws, which seemed to be neither painful nor itchy.

Shen Jimo was at a loss for what to do with it, and frowned worriedly, "Just wait a little longer, okay?"

The cat struggled to jump out of his hand, pointed its ass/ass at him, and turned its head to the side, obviously not happy.

When Shen Jimo was so worried that his head was going bald, Shang Luo finally came back from the outside with a bit of early winter chill.He looked at Shen Jimo who was coaxing the cat in surprise, then looked at the pile of completed papers, rubbed his eyes, "Thank you, brother."

Shen Jimo looked a little embarrassed, and hurriedly hugged the cat into his arms, "It's all trivial, by the way, since you're back, then we'll go back." He pointed to the small stack of papers left, "There are still There are some things that haven’t been dealt with, if you are not in a hurry, just wait for me to deal with them tomorrow!”

"Okay." Shang Luo smiled at him, feeling inexplicably soft in his heart. Seeing that he was about to turn around and leave, he stopped him with his mouth, "Brother, wait a minute." After calling, even he himself was stunned .

Shen Jimo looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Shang Luo was choked by the question, his mind was spinning, and finally found the words when he saw the cat in his arms, "Is this the cat raised by the senior brother?" Then he walked forward, reaching out to touch it.

The cat seemed to hate him very much. Before his hand fell, it opened its mouth and bit it. Fortunately, Shang Luo's hand retracted quickly enough to prevent it from biting.

Shang Luo looked at the cat with some embarrassment, and said with a smile: "What a fierce cat."

Shen Jimo was also a little embarrassed, "It's not usually fierce, but it's changed to a strange place today, maybe it's not used to it!"

"That's it..." In fact, Shang Luo didn't care about the cat at all, he just wanted to talk to him. Seeing that the conversation was going to be over, Shang Luo had a flash of inspiration and asked him: "Have you had dinner, brother?"

After being reminded by him, Shen Jimo really felt a little hungry, so he shook his head.

Shang Luo was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "What do you want to eat, senior brother? I'll make it for you."

Shang Luo is different from Feng Qiyu. Shang Luo likes to eat and drink with him since he was a child. He has tasted a lot of modern food, so he knows the taste.Moreover, Shang Luo has been excellent in all aspects since he was a child, unlike Qi Yu, who only works hard on cultivation and doesn't like to look at other things.Therefore, Shen Jimo believed that the food made by Shangluo was edible, so he said without hesitation: "If you want to eat hot and sour noodles, you need the one that is especially spicy and sour."

"Okay, brother, wait for me for a while." Shang Luo left happily.

Shen Jimo is also looking forward to it. After all, he has never eaten hot and sour noodles since the system was gone, and he is in a special situation, so he misses these things very much now.

However, as soon as Shangluo left, Uncle Cat started to lose his temper, scratching and scratching his body with his four feet, which made him feel a little annoyed.

Trying to tell himself not to be angry, Shen Jimo said nicely, "You haven't eaten all afternoon, shall we wait? I'll let you taste it later. What is delicious in the world?"

The cat didn't care about it, it grabbed him and scratched him and wanted to drag him away.

Shen Jimo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped it on the head, "How can you be such a noisy cat! If you keep making noise, I will throw you away, and you can continue to be your stray cat!"

Although the words were harsh, Keli was useless.Perhaps because of this, Mao'er not only didn't restrain himself, but became even more fussy, jumped out of his arms in a very angry manner, ran to the table, and lifted his right hind leg.

Then, Shen Jimo watched helplessly as the uncle cat urinated on the notebook that had been spread out on the desk and had not yet had time to correct it. Even after reading it, the cat smiled at him...

That's right...he actually smiled when he saw it.

"Fuck, come down!" Shen Jimo cursed angrily, and rushed forward to rescue the folder on the case, but the cat kicked his legs and kicked the folder on Shang Luo who had just come in from the door.That urine instantly muddied Shang Luo's body.

Shangluo carefully protected the hot and sour powder in his hand, and waited for the bag to fall off his body, then put the hot and sour powder on the table beside him, frowning at the clothes that were stained with urine.

Shen Jimo was in the mood to beat the cat to death, so he quickly took a cloth from the table beside him and wiped it for Shangluo, "I'm sorry Shangluo, it didn't mean it."

Shang Luo raised his eyes to look at the cat, but saw that it turned its head arrogantly and strode towards Shen Jimo, and immediately turned cold, "It's okay..." When looking at Shen Jimo, he softened his eyebrows and said with a smile: "I How can you argue with a cat?"

Shen Jimo gave the cat a reproachful look, and then performed a cleansing technique on Shangluo to remove the urine stains on his clothes, and then he dared to formalize Shangluo.

But Shang Luo looked away calmly, and pulled Shen Jimo to the table, "I haven't made it for a long time, I don't know if it's delicious, brother, give it a try."

Shen Jimo looked at the hot and sour powder that was covered with a layer of red oil and smelled sour. He immediately whetted his appetite. After looking at Shangluo happily, he picked up the chopsticks and put one in his mouth.

Sure enough, it was just as he had imagined, sour and spicy, which was very to his liking.

Shen Jimo had a good time eating, and he didn't forget that the cat was still hungry!Busily picked up another chopstick, put it on the table, hugged the cat and went to the table, "Try Shangluo's handicraft, it's so delicious."

Mao'er sniffed the vermicelli lightly, but seemed to be disgusted, and made a posture of vomiting, which made Shen Jimo feel nauseated for a while, covering his mouth and almost vomited it out.

Fortunately, Shang Luo knew that he was in a special situation, so he didn't think about it, "Did you feel sick again?"

Shen Jimo shook his head, and after the nausea passed, he continued to eat.

Shang Luo saw that he was eating happily, and his mood improved accordingly. He lifted the two front legs of the cat on the table, and looked at it with a smile on his lips, "Little thing, you are a little bit proud of being petted!"

Unexpectedly, the cat kicked his face with its hind legs, and after he let go, it slapped its paws, scratched a bloodstain on his arm, and then licked its paws, as if to say, "Yes, I am So what if you are favored and proud?"

Shen Jimo was left speechless by it, busy fans stopped eating, grabbed the cat, and flew away.

Shang Luo looked at the voice transmission that flew in after he ran away in a hurry, and chuckled, "It seems that there is indeed something interesting."

At the same time, Shen Jimo's voice in the sound transmission technique slowly floated out:

"I will teach it a good lesson when I go back. Don't be angry, Shangluo. I'll come back tomorrow."