Cow Cat's Dinosaur Ranch

While Dad Maomao and Uncle Hei were studying in the dark, the [-]-meter-tall baby outside was sucking a giant feeding bottle for live broadcast.

Its body shape is still the same, even in the raised living room at home, it still looks cramped.

Huang Ji took it to the banquet hall on another Peach Blossom Star.The two used it once when they got engaged, and there were not many customers. Afterwards, the layout was generally kept, and there was always machine maintenance.

The boss of the horned cat squatted on the empty stage, facing the live light screen, snapped off his ear and held it in his hand. With a light shake, it turned into a big hammer: "You guys say this. This is very powerful. It's a pity The spaceship stolen by Xiaoxing is still worth some money, otherwise it would not be so troublesome, just smash the spaceship directly."

"Yes, of course I can take off my ears. I can also take off my head. I can also take off my tail." The horned cat boss quickly dismantled his own into a pile and assembled them again , "It's not good to be cute. Dad said, this is the unique skill of our horned cats."

The big furry cub shook his head, looked at the gifts that kept flashing across the light screen, took a sip of milk, and almost flattened the bottle.

Its round eyes looked at the empty bottle, turned its head and called: "Daddy! I'm done with milk."

"Give me the bottle after drinking." The tall, long-legged young man with peach blossom eyes soon appeared in the camera.The familiar Lord Marshal stroked the belly of the little cat, "Are you full?"

The big cub squatted upright, patted his fur belly with his fur paws: "No. Dad, this milk tastes so weak."

"Your Uncle Niu Niu mixed the water." You can't really give it such a big bottle of milk.It was already over-nourished, and if it was supplemented, it might not turn into a fat boy.

"Then I want to drink Papa Cat's yogurt." Yogurt has no energy, so you can drink a lot.

"Then you will be beaten to death by your cat dad." He often suspects that yogurt has a higher status than him in the cow cat's heart.

"Hey! I'm so cute, cat dad won't hit me~" It turned its head and saw the word "scary" brushed across the live barrage, and retorted, "Nonsense, I'm cute. Cat dad calls me cute."

"Dad Cat? Dad Cat is my dad." It pawed Huang Ji with its paw, "Yes, this is my dad, cat, my other dad."

Huang Yu was still wearing an apron, and leaned in front of the light screen to look: "Well, the boss is very smart." He laughed again, "It's a weapon, and the kitten in front of the screen should not learn to twist its head. Don't give gifts to children. gone."

The boss was unhappy when he heard it, and pushed with his paw: "Bad dad! Mudaokai!"

Of course, it didn't use any real force, but with its size, even a light touch would not be light.

Huang Yu said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room with all his strength, and then told the big cub: "Don't steal your cat's father's yogurt, be careful that he beats you into balls." That is to say, turn off the phone.

"Mi." The big cub's ears twirled back and forth, and the tip of his tail twisted and turned, obviously not that honest.

Its knowledge has been greatly expanded after passing through the star network, but its character is still a cub.Standing by the younger siblings, the unhatched ones, aside from the pressure of earning money to support the family (?), as the smallest cub in the family, it can almost do whatever it wants.

So less than 5 minutes after Huang Yu left, Pipi Zai took the audience in the studio to "next door" to steal food.

The distance between the two planets is only 2 minutes for cats.

The big cub walked lightly and knew the way, and soon came to a huge warehouse: "This is our family's food depot." It opened the door, and several huge heads poked out, "These are our family's food warehouses." The staple food for these two days. Yes, isn’t the little dinosaur cute?”

The audience held their breath through the light screen one by one, and they almost didn't recognize the word cute.

Some viewers asked: How long do these have to be eaten?

Although everyone eats a lot, many cats can eat a lot of food in one meal, but they usually only eat one meal a day.All in all, not too much.

How can these giant beasts that are several meters high be able to eat them?

The kitten, who is no smaller than these small dinosaurs, walked slowly, and scanned the health status of the food reserves: "Two days. Such a small dinosaur is only enough for the cat's father." He sighed again, "Dad They are too difficult to raise, unlike me who only drink milk."

The audience didn't know the ingredients of the milk it drank, and they were fooled by it smoothly, thinking that the kitten was a good boy who was diligent and thrifty in keeping the house.

Guaizi led them through the fresh food area, into the dry food area, and then into the innermost refrigerated area.

Before it could open the door, it received a communication from the cow steward.

The cat's ears were turned back, and it looked at the door, with guilty conscience written all over its face: "Jiu Mi~"

The cow steward has followed into the food bank: "Leave immediately, otherwise the authority will be confiscated."

A cow steward is not like the rest of the family.In his eyes, whether it is the boss or other horned cats, they are just artificial intelligence, which needs to obey orders and serve the master.

It is absolutely forbidden to add messy and sabotage things to the master.

Among the series of artificial intelligence at home, the cow steward has the highest authority.

Of course, the control authority of the horned cat is in the hands of Gong Simao, who is the king, theoretically as the king's armed force; and the cow steward who is in charge of internal affairs belong to two systems.

But since horned cats live at home, this part of the house is under the jurisdiction of the cow steward.

Jurisdiction between artificial intelligences is absolute.Pippi could only droop his head and follow the cow butler out of the food bank.

After being stopped from doing bad things, it was not in the mood to live broadcast anymore. After saying goodbye to the audience, it honestly went back to watch Dadmao cook.

Huang Qiao pretended not to know that it had left, and opened the floor-to-ceiling windows of the kitchen so that it could lie half inside and half outside: "The live broadcast is over?"

"Mi woo." The big cat turned over, stepped on the milk with all four feet in the air, and suddenly sniffled, "Dad, your food is burnt."

"No, right? I read that the instructions say to cook on high heat for [-] minutes." He lifted the lid and found that the edge of the steak was a little overcooked, so he quickly turned off the kitchen machine, "What's going on? I obviously follow the recipe very strictly. gone."

The big cat opened its mouth wide: "Don't waste it, give it to me."

It's time to get curious about grown-up food.The kitten food prepared by Dad Maomao is of course delicious and nutritious; but it just wants to eat something that is not nutritious.

Huang Yu took a bite of his own fried steak and ate it. It was a world of difference compared to Gong Simao's, but it was much better than his previous level at the border base of the Taiping galaxy.

The current base food has been greatly improved, but all kinds of dry food and canned food still account for a high proportion.

After carefully inquiring about the dietary rules of the kitten, he found that the horned cat has no scruples about the ordinary food of the orcs.

These foods are too low in energy to burden horned cats at all.In other words, eat for nothing.

The boss of the horned cat opened his mouth for a while, and ate a whole piece of meat contentedly: "I am too big now. The meat is only big enough to fit between my teeth. If I am still the original size, I can eat it for a long time."

Huang Ji felt that it made sense, and when it was time to eat at night, he tried to eat smaller.

He is already very proficient at turning into a small white tiger, but it is inconvenient to eat in the shape of a beast.

He didn't think much of it, and turned into a child directly.

Gong Simao and Jin Qiangsen are still closed in the kid's belly, Jin Tu has not come back from a business trip, and there are only the cow steward and the big cub poking his head in through the window at the dining table at home: "Daddy, can you become smaller?" .Can you make me smaller too?"

Huang Ji was still getting used to the current situation, so he didn't answer for a while: "Wait a minute."

But the cow steward smiled and said, "If you looked like you did when you arrived at Dinosaur Planet, I would have thought you were Si Mao's age."

Gong Simao was only [-] years old.The boy who has been pampered and raised looks younger than his peers.

And Huang Ji, who almost grew up in the military, has participated in countless real battles at the age of [-].The opponent is not a small star thief, but the real army of the two empires next door.

At that time, the military department was not as peaceful as it is now. There were many people with unclear brains, and they regarded internal factional struggles as more important than wars between countries.

In order to crush the opponent to death, any dirty means will be used.

The so-called nine major families are only on the surface, and the interior of the major families is not monolithic.Family interests, personal interests, no one knows what kind of bottomless things those idiots will do.

However, those idiots are still a bit clever, and coupled with the intricate relationship between the various forces, it is still difficult to move them.

There must be a valid reason, such as Caesar's foot injury.

The [-]-year-old himself is in the most difficult time, even as the heir, his situation is much better than that of Caesar.

His thoughts were a little distracted, and when the boss came over, he subconsciously stroked its fur.

Boss's current hair is made from the alienation of the material, not as soft as the doll clothes, but it is cold and cold, like a kind of filament that is slightly prickly.

"Dad, get smaller~"

Huang Yu didn't think much about it, and subconsciously cast a supernatural ability on it, and after the cast was finished, he felt a little bit in his heart: "Boss!"

This is the first time that his human form has become smaller.He has never used this ability on other non-living or living bodies, let alone an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence like the boss.

The little milk cat that has turned back to the size of a fist has no idea what happened. It skillfully puts on the doll costume, jumps on the table, and lays down in front of Huang Ji's plate: "Dad, can you share your meat with me?" ?”

The author has something to say:

Horned cat boss Σ(￣д￣;)! ! ! : I almost died.

Horned Cat Boss (￣ω￣;): Sure enough, it is very dangerous for a father to take care of his cubs.

Horned Cat Boss (·ω·): I still have two fathers!Danger x [-]!

Horned Cat Boss (ノへ￣,): Forget it, just live.