Cow Cat's Dinosaur Ranch

The personal social account #角猫老大# quickly became popular on the Internet because of a plausible photo of a cow cat.

There are a lot of fans, and even more black fans.

Yan control people feel that "Awei is dead", cuteness is justice.

More people think that this is not a question of being cute or not, but a disrespect for the emperor.

Ordinary people who are not majors in history, even if they don't know the details of what the three emperors did, they all understand their main achievements.Among the great achievements of any one of them, one of them is to save the empire.

Such a great historical figure is not allowed to be ridiculed, let alone made into a weapon.

And then: "You say this is a weapon?!"

The only message posted so far by the horned cat boss is a video of sucking a baby bottle.

The tiny kitten was hugged by someone, holding the huge-looking feeding bottle with its paws, and fanned its ears as hard as it wanted to take off.

People in the background can't see the whole picture, only a chuckle can be heard.

In addition, there is a voice that was not captured in the picture: "Feed less, drinking milk is easy to gain weight."

"What weapon still needs milk!!!"

"Can you use Mengsha on the battlefield?"

Perhaps there were too many voices of doubt, and the boss of the horned cat quickly posted another photo, which was still the wall of the rest area before, with the text-Kangkang, I just walked around and it was a hole.

He has never been to the battlefield, but his brothers and sisters have been there with Uncle Hei.

"Uncle Hei said that it's okay for younger siblings to fight. I'm much better than younger siblings, so it's definitely okay." Information about the battlefield cannot be disclosed to the outside world.

On the sofa next to the single seat, a big black cat sleeping in the shape of a curved noodle raised its eyelids: "You rely on your younger siblings to be on standby. Don't call me Uncle Hei, call me Uncle directly."

The little milk cat tilted its head and took a closer look at the big black cat. There was a short-term disorder in the data, but it skipped this topic and browsed the data on the social account again. After a while, it blew angrily: "They said I smashed the wall, At best, it’s a hammer! Uncle Hei, I’m going to smash a planet with a hammer.”

The big black cat with its head down yawned, and slowly retorted: "No, it's too much of a waste of energy. You have nothing to do and drink the milk."

There is a tray of six feeding bottles on the coffee table, but the liquid inside is not milky white, but colorful.

The little milk cat froze for a moment, and subconsciously took two steps back, letting her body lean against the backrest: "That's not milk, it's evil vegetable juice."

The big black cat that finally slid to the ground stood up like noodles and stretched: "The ingredients are all the same, drink it quickly. How can you have strength if you don't drink it?"

The little milk cat stuffed itself into the crack of the sofa in an instant: "I can eat cat food. I still have a lot of cat food. Vegetable juice can be given to my younger siblings!"

The only big black cat in the family who had nothing to do was left at home to take care of the child, and when he was trying to fight wits and courage with the cub, the star network had turned upside down.

The comments and private messages on the #角猫老大# social account are just the tip of the iceberg. Various administrative and judicial agencies, including some well-known related official accounts, and related personal accounts that are more active on Starnet, have been flooded by crazy private messages.

"What are you thinking? If this continues, everyone will stop working. The people below are very emotional." Grand Duke Jin Bao didn't dare to yell at Gong Simao, and his voice was directed at Huang Ji.

The king cannot shout, but the grand duke can.

The white tiger has thick skin and rough flesh, it doesn't matter at all if it is roared twice.

In the virtual meeting room, the [-] Grand Dukes and the [-] heirs of the Grand Duke who hold real power are separated by a huge conference table.

Huang Ji looked at the table which was obviously larger than before. He first glanced at Grand Duke Tuhan, and then replied: "I have stated that it is a new weapon. The specific performance of the weapon is a top military secret."

The leopard was furious, roared and jumped onto the table and ran for two steps, then realized that it was a little close to Huang Ji, immediately lowered its body and took half a step back: "At least change the shape of the weapon!"

"But the clothes are made by the boss himself, and they are the colors and styles he likes very much." Gong Simao looked puzzled, and asked quietly, "Why are you obsessed with my boss's clothes? What's wrong with the cat wearing a dress?"

Everyone looked "you are joking", only Caesar sighed, and had no choice but to quietly send a message to the others: Si Mao has a cognitive impairment.He now believes that it is his and Huang Ji's cub.

The others glanced at the information, then at Gong Simao, and decided: It's okay, they already knew that the king was a snake man, and they were ready to accept a man with a mania as king.

roll!Can snake essence disease be cured? !

Do not smoke in other places, and fall ill on this kind of problem? !

You can't beat them, can you?

Huang Qiao tilted his head and touched Gong Simao's forehead to comfort him, then turned his head and smiled kindly at them, with two words written brightly in his eyes: Looking for a beating?

Grass, a plant!

Grand Duke Tuman has been sitting on the conference table from the beginning until now. At this time, he suddenly stood up inconspicuously, walked up to Gong Simao, sat down inconspicuously, and said seriously: "The traffic on the star network these days There are too many, taking up a lot of unnecessary resources, and bringing us unnecessary extra work. Your Majesty, please deal with it as soon as possible."

Gong Simao turned into a cow cat in a second, and curled his ears: "Okay."

Having said that, but how to do it is still a problem.

In this regard, Yu Wenyan, who has a relatively milder personality and is sensitive to various information, took the lead in saying: "In short, the common people should not be treated as fools. Since the 'horned cat boss' appeared in the military base with such an image, then the following Your Majesty's ascension to the throne should be on the agenda."

Others are not allowed to use the image of a domestic cat, but if it is "Wang made a small figure in his own image", there is no dispute at all.

The premise is that things don't make too much noise.

There are too many aspects involved in enthronement, even Gong Simao himself has not prepared corresponding specific measures, let alone the other princes who are still digesting the message that "snake spirit disease wants to be my boss".

It was Huang Ji who made the most preparations for this.

After Yu Wenyan set the tone at the beginning, Huang Yi immediately turned on his brain, retrieved specific documents and sent them to others: "First, we have to announce His Majesty's appearance first. The other steps can be taken slowly."

The others looked at Huang Ji with an expression of "as expected of you".The white tiger's heart is the same as the patterns on its body, pitch-black.

After being frightened by Grand Duke Rabbit, the cow cat, who was trying to get into Huang's shirt, suddenly leaned on the edge of the table and objected: "No! Can't announce it!"

"what?"

What a joke!

Do you know what it means to publish your image?

It means that a strict timetable for enthronement must be introduced, and in conversion it is their timetable for decentralization.

As for how much power to delegate and which power to delegate, a result must be negotiated within a limited time.

Not delegating power?

They didn't want to let it go, the problem was that Huang Ji wouldn't allow it, Wang's brain would twitch elsewhere, and he didn't look like a snake in this respect at all.

They are all ready to delegate power, but you are still opposed?

The cow cat didn't notice other people's emotions, and lowered its head, revealing the back of its head of different lengths like a dysentery head, from which it felt sad: "I lost the fight, and the fur is gone..."

With such an image released, will he still be a cat in the future?

If he didn't say anything, no one else paid attention.

Before, he had always been in human form, but just now he changed into animal form, and most of them hid under the table, and his hairy face looked decent when viewed from the front.

Yu Wenyan was a little sensitive, and cast his condemning eyes directly on Huang Qiao: "What's the matter with you?"

Huang Qiao quickly explained: "I didn't hit it, it was Jin Qiangsen." The brothers fight every day, he can stop it once, but not twice.

The name Jin Johnson is relatively unfamiliar to the bosses, and it only occasionally appears in military reports, so low-key that people almost forget the animal shape of the black cougar.

Jinrong, who is partial to the academic school, is curious: "Senior Jin Qiangsen is so strong?"

The cow cat's 1 barks came to its mouth and turned into a weak "me".

The family ugliness should not be publicized, you have to give your elder brother cat face outside, and you are scolding at home.

In the worst case, he will fight again. He has fought so many outside, and his combat effectiveness is no longer what it used to be.

What if you lose?That is, the same as before.

When his [-] cubs hatch together, he will take the whole family to beat him!

Jinrong: Yes, it can be seen that it is indeed very strong.

Sure enough, the king of the growth department is too gentle, and he is not an opponent of the insidious and corrosion department.

The cow cat looked at Jinrong vigilantly, immediately retracted its paws on the edge of the table, and stood on Huang Ji's lap: Look, it's that bad guy who grabbed my Mao Mao last time!

Jin Rong: Oh my god, even if the king doesn't know anything, just give her RUA, and she will fully support him to ascend the throne!

She looked at Huang Qiao, the villain who hid Wang: "It doesn't have to be a recent photo of Wang, it's okay to use old photos, right?"

The Grand Duke, a scholar who is well versed in child psychology, showed a shrewd smile, "I believe the king has enough ability and charm to appease the emotions of the people."

The duration of the ecumenical council was short.

Things like public opinion tend to deteriorate after a long period of fermentation.

On the social account of the boss who is still the horned cat, a new update appeared: I am not a hammer, I have the same fur as my father! [Cow and cat drink milk. JPG]

Netizens said: Hand over the GIF to believe you!

Rational Overwhelming: Do We Have Cats?

Several grand dukes forwarded it through their personal accounts and declared: We have cats.

The rational majority: We not only have cats, but a litter of cats!

Got it, we're about to welcome a Her Majesty the Queen!

There is also a faint voice of doubt: Didn't the horned cat boss say "Dad"?

The black fans immediately spoke up: The horned cat boss is a hammer, you believe he is a hammer!

The horned cat boss is furious: I am not a hammer!I am the head of the family!I also have [-] younger siblings!

All netizens: ...we will soon have a litter of [-] milk cats, is it finally time to experience the battle for succession to the throne?

The author has something to say:

Hybrid Big Cat (￣︶￣): Break into the enemy's interior.

Hybrid Big Cat (￣︶￣): Melt the enemy's will to fight.

Hybrid Big Cat (￣︶￣): Look for the enemy's weakness.

Hybrid Big Cat ╮(╯▽╰)╭: If the enemy is too strong and has no weakness, turn yourself into that weakness!

Mixed-breed big cat ╮(╯▽╰)╭: Don't worry, boss, with me here, you can definitely beat your big brother cat!

Big Black Cat (;·_·): ...Come, melt me.

161 Try to remove two kaomoji

Horned Cat Boss [Serious]: Although Cat Dad is weak, he has the most powerful weapon in the universe.

Brain Axe (=·ω·)·: Is it a little goat?

Horned cat boss [seriously]: No.

Brain Axe (;￢д￢): Is that a magical horse?

Horned Cat Boss (ノへ￣,): It's dragging children.