About the roommate and I being double-standard dogs

On Friday morning, I woke up from the warm bed, picked up the mobile phone next to the bed, and turned off the airplane mode. Sure enough, a series of WeChat notifications were continuously displayed on the lock screen.

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Gougou: My dears! !No class in the morning!Merry Christmas! ! !

Dog: [Christmas tree] [Christmas tree] [Christmas tree]

Class representative: [picture]

Class representative: Dismantling putty is not a foreign festival, understand?

I clicked on the picture, and it was a screenshot of Wu Jing’s emoticon package with the word “China” printed in white on the classic green sportswear, with the words on it: You are Chinese, so you can’t do foreign festivals!

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Gougou: Haha!

Quangou: Some people wanted to confess their love on Christmas Eve yesterday!

Quangou: What's the matter, the confession failed and the putty started to be demolished, but the foreign festival?

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: [doubt] [doubt] [doubt]

Class representative: No, who wants to confess yesterday? hxd is that you? @Qin Yiwen

When I saw this news, my heart skipped a beat. Even though I was lying in the warm blanket, I felt a cold wind under my feet.

"As soon as I wake up, I start playing with my phone, stop playing and get out of bed," Chen Lu stood beside my bed, "Go eat."

It turned out that this dead ghost lifted my quilt!bad guy!

"Then am I a human or a ghost?" Chen Lu asked amusedly.

"Did you hear that?" I hurriedly wrapped the quilt tightly on my hands and moved towards the base of the wall, fearing that Chen Lu would retaliate.

"It's hard not to hear what you said so filled with righteous indignation." Chen Lu replied.

"You are not human, but you are scarier than ghosts!" I stuck to my beliefs and stuck to myself.However, these words could not cause any substantial harm to Chen Lu, not even a mental blow.

"Materialists don't believe in ghosts and gods." Chen Lu said flatly, "If I don't get up again, I'll go to the cafeteria first."

"Brother, brother," I sat up from the bed under the quilt, blinked my big bright eyes, wondering if there was eye feces, "Can you bring me food! If you don't eat in the morning, it's bad for your health... ..."

"Of course," Chen Lu replied without thinking, "This is my duty as a boyfriend."

My face felt hot.When Chen Lu said these words, his face didn't blush, his heart skipped a beat, his tongue didn't tie up, he didn't feel ashamed, he was really thick-skinned.

Before I could thank you, I heard Chen Lu continue to say: "correspondingly, you should also make some compensation to me in the name of your boyfriend."

Before he finished speaking, I lifted off the quilt wrapped around me, bounced off the bed, stepped on the steps, went straight to the bed, put on cotton mops, and went straight to the balcony to wash.

"Wait ahaha Ma Hang is good!" I brushed my teeth and said to Chen Lu inarticulately, let him wait for me and I will be fine soon.

compensate?joke.It's so easy to take advantage of the master!

I was eating bread, fried eggs and sliced ​​ham and drinking hot soy milk in the cafeteria, while reading the latest news in the group.

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Gougou: Have you had breakfast, stinky babies?

Gougou: Why don't you have any strength to talk! !

Class representative: I had breakfast, but I’m still eating Brother Chao’s bananas [shy] [shy]

Gougou:?

I:? ?

Dog Dog: Is it what I thought [surprised][surprised]

Me: I'm still eating...

Dog Dog: Isn’t that just right [laughing] [laughing]

Dog dog: dinner [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: [picture]

Class representative: woo woo

Class representative: The banana given by brother Chao is so big

Class representative: delicious [poor] [poor]

Dog Dog: I know [laughing] [laughing]

Gougou: Could it be the consolation gift he gave you after rejecting you?

Dog dog: [crying] [crying] [crying]

class president:…………………

Dog dog: [surprised] [surprised] won't let me guess again

Gougou: It’s so pitiful, woohoo [big cry]

Dog Dog: My son’s life is so miserable [crying] [crying] [crazy]

"What's wrong?" Chen Lu asked after seeing my solemn expression.

"Um, that..." I was thinking whether it would be bad to tell Chen Lu about this.

"Is it about the class representative?" Chen Lu took a bite of the beef patty and raised his eyes to ask me.

"How do you know!" I said in surprise.

Chen Lu ignored me, the expression on his face seemed to say that this is too easy to guess.

"It's about him and Chao Jinze." I drank soy milk through a straw, "I only know a little bit, so it's not easy to talk about."

"Has the confession been rejected?" Chen Lu asked.

I almost choked on a mouthful of soy milk, "Damn it, you even know this?! Doesn't the whole class know it??"

"No, I guessed it." Chen Lu calmly took a sip of millet pumpkin porridge.

"That's good," I let out a long sigh of relief, "I'm scared to death."

"You are quite concerned about their affairs." Chen Lu raised his eyelids and glanced at me.

"Aren't I afraid that it will be bad if it spreads?" I was really worried about eating salty radish.

Chen Lu looked at me, "Then you are not afraid that our affairs will be affected by the spread?"

No bro?Is this also an analogy?Besides, no one is free to gossip about us, right?

"Scared." I looked at Chen Lu and told the truth.

Chen Lu's eyes seemed to dim a bit.

"But I'm only afraid of them telling the truth, not of telling the truth." I continued.

Chen Lu paused for a moment when he bit the beef patty, then raised his eyes to look at me, his eyes were burning, and he slowly said two words: "Silly dog."

"I fuck your mother." I cursed under my breath.

You are cheap and good-looking, what you are talking about is Chen Lu, you big dog!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the voluntary labor in the library that lasted for four hours and lasted for two days was finally successfully completed. I signed and returned, checked twice to see if I had brought all my belongings, and then I was happy Say goodbye to the library teacher heartily.

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Dog dog: @秦书文 Is labor over, bao

Class representative: @秦伊文It's time hxd

I `m coming out! ! ! !

Dog Dog: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gougou: How did voluntary labor make you feel like a labor camp?

Class Representative: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: Woohoo, it’s not an exaggeration to say it’s labor reform

Me: Anyway, I will bear the consequences for my mistakes

Me: [crying] [crying]

Gougou: Did you hear that @课颜证?

Class representative: [crying] [crying] [crying]

Class Representative: What did I do wrong?

Class representative: I obviously didn’t do anything [I’m about to cry] [I’m about to cry]

Gougou: Your fault lies in not observing male virtues [angry][angry]

Dog Dog: Fall in love with a man who is not interested in men

Class representative: Maybe he is just not interested in me [Crying soon] [Crying soon]

Gougou:? ? ?

Quangou: Then there is no need to keep it [doubts][doubts]

Gougou: What are you expecting [doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt][doubt]

Dog Dog: wake up [angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry]

Gougou: Recognize the reality, turn around is Anba [sigh] [sigh]

Class representative: woo woo

Class representative: Mom, it turns out that your heart is still towards me [crying] [crying]

dog dog: nonsense [angry] [angry]

Quangou: No matter how useless you are, I can't talk to outsiders! !

Class representative: [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]

Class Representative: Thank you, Mom. Mom is so kind.

Dog Dog: Come out for dinner tonight? @秦奕文@Class Representative

Me: Are you bringing a family?

Dogs: can bring

Quangou: If you are not afraid of your good brother crying in front of you [呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]

Class Representative: Family members who are okay

Class representative: I have always been able to resist blows

Class representative: It would be best if you could bring your little boyfriend out to have a meal together@狗狗

Dog Dog: [surprised] [surprised] Really?

Dog Dog: Are you sure you can bear the scene of two couples without you?

Class representative: [crying] [crying] [crying]

Class representative: Qin Yiwen has seen his younger brother, but I haven't seen him yet [poor] [poor]

Class representative: I want to see you too [crying] [crying]

Gougou:?

Quangou: I warn you not to think of him [呲牙] [呲牙]

Class representative: [doubt] [doubt] [doubt]

Class Representative: Do I look like that?

Dogs: hard to say

Me: hard to say

class president:? ? ? ? ?

Class representative: By the way, is my brother handsome [doubts] [doubts]

Dog dog: handsome

Quangou: Otherwise, why do I like him [doubts] [doubts]

class president:?

Class representative: Duozhuna [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

I went back to the dormitory to put down my things, but Chen Lu was not in the dormitory, so I called him and asked him if he would go to dinner with us at night.

"Of course." Chen Lu sounded like he was in a badminton court, with the creaking sound of the soles of his sports shoes rubbing against the floor.

"Are you playing badminton?" I was tidying up the things on the bedroom table while listening to the sound on the phone.

"Yes." Chen Lu replied.

"With whom?" I asked.

"Hmm..." Chen Lu seemed to think about it, but he still told me, "Chao Jinze."

"Huh?" When did the two of them get so close together, it was really surprising.

"By the way, tonight," Chen Lu said with a smile, "during dinner, you might know a big secret."