About the roommate and I being double-standard dogs
Chapter 19 Playing Pool
"But as long as I'm with you, I'll find it very interesting." Chen Lu stretched out his hands to pinch my face, but this time I didn't resist at all.
It's not that I didn't react, it's just to make up for Chen Lu's injured heart!
The roommate led us to the direction of the billiard hall, and the dog dog and the sports student brother followed behind me and the roommate.
On the way, I suddenly thought of the class representative. If he knew that Gougou didn't call him when we played billiards together, then he would definitely blame us for being disrespectful.
Wang Wang Squad (3)
Me: Wanna play pool?We're on our way @ClassRepresentative
Gougou:?
Gougou: Do you still want to call someone?
I:?
Me: can't you call me?
dog dog:.
Dog Dog: Save the straight man.
I:? ?
Dog Dog: Oh, it’s too late.
Dog Dog: That's okay.
I turned my head to look at Quangou, and my eyes were full of guilt and apology that I failed her cognition.
When we arrived at the billiard hall, the boss opened a new table for us, and the class representative spoke in the group.
Wang Wang Squad (3)
Class representative: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Class representative: I flashed and jumped to other people's big moves
Class representative: woo woo woo
Gougou:?
Gougou: Don’t wait for me to scold you
Class representative: oh oh oh oh
Class representative: Are you calling me to play billiards?
Gougou: I didn't call you
Me: I'm just being polite
Class representative: I won't go
Class representative: I'm having sex with Brother Chao [Happy] [Happy]
I:? ?
Gougou:?
Gougou: That flash just now
Quangou: Brother Chao didn't scold you until you were pregnant?
Class representative: [happy] [happy]
Class representative: no
Class representative: He dotes on me very much [laughing] [laughing]
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]
Dog Dog: So pitiful [laughing]
Dog Dog: Even if you are ignored, you still have to pretend to be pampered [laughing]
class president:?
Class representative: you bad woman
Class representative: provoke my friendship with Brother Chao
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing]
Gougou: So what if you provoke me?
Dog Dog: Anyway, there is no friendship [laughing]
Class representative: [laughing] [laughing]
Class representative: nsdd
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing]
My roommate called me over, so I put away my phone and walked towards him.
Chen Lu was standing on the edge of the table, holding a triangular frame in his hand, and I walked up to him.
"We need to arrange the ball first." Chen Lu put all the balls into the triangular frame and surrounded them, leaving a white ball to come out.
"The white ball outside is what we use to hit the balls in the frame." Chen Lu explained the rules to me, and he motioned me to look at the balls in the triangle frame with his eyes. "There are fifteen balls in total, and the balls are numbered 1- 15. Numbers 1-7 are pure color balls, and 9-15 are suits. Except for the special black No. 8 ball, the rest only need to distinguish solid colors and suits.”
While talking, Chen Lu picked up the black No. 8 ball and placed it in the middle of the third row of the triangle. "One rule to pay attention to when placing the ball is that the black No. [-] ball should be placed in the center of the triangle."
"The bottom edge should be parallel to the edge of the table. In billiards, we call these four edges of the table." Chen Lu put the bottom edge of the triangular frame parallel to the edge of the table, raised his chin slightly to indicate a certain position on the table, and then looked at me , "See this white dot? It was blocked by these balls just now."
I nodded.
Chen Lu then continued, "The ball at the top of the triangle should be placed at this point." As he spoke, he pushed the triangle frame back up, which was the position he had placed before.
"It's time to start." Chen Lu took off the triangular ball swinger and said to the other two sitting on the chair not far away.
After finishing speaking, he turned around and continued with me, "Other rules will be easier to get familiar with when you play, and I will tell you while playing."
"Okay." I nodded emphatically.To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to the bunch of things he said just now. I just wanted to feel the patience in his tone and the distance he kept close to me so that I could hear clearly without disturbing others.
Gougou came over, holding a club in his hand.
"Come on!" The younger brother of the sports student also took a club and followed behind the dog.
I didn't have anything in my hand, so I walked over to pick up the pole, and Chen Lu followed.
I picked up one at random and was about to go back. Chen Lu raised his arm to stop me, and he handed me a cue, "This one is lighter, and it's not too strenuous for beginners to use."
Chen Lu said and took the pole from my hand, "I'm pretty good with this."
In the first half of the sentence, I still want to thank him, but in the second half, I almost couldn't help but dance with my fist when I heard him shouting.
"You tee off." Quangou said to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu walked over, put the white ball behind a white line, and called me to come to him.
"This white line is the tee-off line. It can only be tee-off after the line. It cannot be placed in other positions to tee off." Chen Lu leaned close to the table, opened his left hand slightly, raised his knuckles to support the club, and held the club with his right hand , "Pay attention to the movements I play."
After Chen Lu finished speaking, he struck out with one shot, and the billiard balls that were originally arranged in a triangle scattered all at once.
"Oh hoo," Gougou looked at the ball and raised his eyebrows excitedly, "I'll come, I'll come."
She got down on the ground and looked for a good angle carefully. She hit a shot, and with a snap, the ball went in.
"Nice!" The younger brother of the sports student jumped up one step ahead of the dog, "What color is what color!" He ran to the library and bent down to wait for the ball to roll out. He immediately stood up and shouted, "Pure color! Sister! Yes Solid color!"
Quangou sighed, pursed his mouth and shook his head.
I was smiling when my roommate patted my hair, "It's your turn."
"Oh." I picked up the pole with my right hand, imitating their movements of playing billiards, and was just about to lie down on the table.
"Come here," Chen Lu put his arm in front of me, "the white ball is here."
I smiled and pretended to forget the rules accidentally.But I'm sorry Chen Lu, I didn't listen at all.
"They scored a solid-color ball, so we're going to play a suit next," Chen Lu snapped the fingers of my left hand, adjusted his gestures, put my right arm up, and pushed the bar lightly to the left , "Okay, when you hit the pole, you have to be steady, and don't deviate from the angle."
I hit forward with my right hand, "Ah!"
The hand slipped, the pole was crooked, and the white ball just touched a little bit. The white ball felt that it was too lazy to roll forward, but it still dutifully moved forward by two centimeters and stuck to the side of the suit ball.
"Pfft." Quangou couldn't help laughing, "Ahem, it's okay, I was like this when I was just learning."
"Yeah." I smiled and nodded to Gougou, with the threat of "You'd better be" written in my eyes.
"Okay, it's good to be close to the suit, block in front of their solid color, and create difficulty for the opponent." Chen Lu looked for me a step in a serious manner.
"But we can hit the one next to it..." The younger brother of the sports student was really puzzled.
Quangou raised his arm and patted his younger brother on the head, "Hit your ball!"
"Okay sister!" The younger brother of the sports student immediately became serious.
I have to say that when the younger brother of the sports student lay down there, his posture was different, professional.
Just two pops, the white ball hits the solid yellow ball, the solid yellow ball hits the suit red ball, and then the suit red ball goes into the hole in a jiffy.
"..." dog dog.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..." I laughed so happily that all the embarrassment I had just now was gone.
"Pfft." Chen Lu couldn't hold back this time, "Thank you, philanthropist."
The younger brother of the sports student scratched his head with an innocent smile.
Chen Lu found a good angle and hit hard, jumped the pole and scored a goal.
"Cool!" The younger brother of the sports student clapped his hands and applauded.
Quangou calculated the angle and used the rebound from the table to score a goal.
"My sister is amazing!!" The younger brother of the sports student propped up the entire auditorium by himself.
"This is called playing one library, and it hits a goal on the side of the table." Chen Lu leaned over to me and gave an on-the-spot explanation and teaching. "There are also two or even multiple libraries played."
I nodded to show that I understood.
This shot is my turn again, Chen Lu pointed to the green ball on the left, and instructed me how to use the rules, "It's fine to touch it lightly, as long as it touches it, it's not a foul."
So I lightly putt the white ball and it hit the green bouquet and stopped.
"You see, although we didn't score, our bouquet surrounded the white ball. If they wanted to hit their solid color ball, they would definitely hit our bouquet. There was no other choice but to jump the pole, but the jump pole I don't think they can do it." Chen Lu put his left hand on my shoulder, looking like he was watching a good show.
The sports student brother hit the ball hard, and the white ball jumped up and over our flower ball, wiped their solid color ball, and rolled straight into the hole.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..." I smiled on Chen Lu's shoulder.
"It's awesome, it's the prince of the white ball." The dog laughed angrily, and clapped his hands in praise.
"The white ball went in, foul." Chen Lu looked at me with a satisfied smile and said, "We got a free kick."
The younger brother of the sports student consciously took the white ball out of the trough and handed it to Chen Lu. Chen Lu took it and smiled at the younger brother of the sports student, "Then I won't be polite."
Chen Lu put the white ball in the corner, I think it looks very difficult to play.
"Smart." I heard the dog next to me boast. Although I don't understand it, it seems that Chen Lu put it there with a plan.
Chen Lu put his left hand forward on the table to support the cue, leaned over to aim, only heard a snap, followed by the sound of the ball rolling out of the hole.
The white ball rubbed against the edge of the bouquet, giving the bouquet a force. When the bouquet entered the hole, the white ball hit the wall and rebounded, just stopping at the position diagonal to our bouquet.
When our side scores a goal and there is no foul, we can hit the ball continuously. Chen Lu only told me about this at that time, so I know that Chen Lu will start teaching how to be a man next.
"Nice!" The younger brother of the sports student has completely forgotten who he is on the team with, and he can't be blamed for it. It's really hard not to be excited when Caiji sees the ball of the great god flying and spinning into the hole.
Even the dogs watched the battle quietly, looking as serious as if they were studying.
"Oh, the field is cleared." Quangou finally came to his senses.Now only the black eight ball and their solid color balls are left on the table.
The last one of the rules that Chen Lu just told me: If all seven colored balls of one’s side go into the hole, then the black No. [-] ball will be played next, and the black No. [-] ball going into the hole means the victory of the game.
To put it simply, as long as Chen Lu scored a black eight, we would win.
Chen Lu leaned down, aimed carefully, and then putt hard.
As expected, the white ball went straight into the hole.
Hei Ba remained where he was, motionless.
"This wave, this wave is a free gift!" The younger brother of the sports student excitedly geared up, "The chance to come back is here, sister!"
"Hey." I smiled at Chen Lu.
Chen Lu also smiled at me.
I knew that Chen Lu would definitely not let the opponent lose too badly, he is the king of torture!
Gougou then scored three goals in a row, and then it was me.
Our suit balls have already been played, so I can only play black eight. If my white ball hits the dog dog's solid color ball first, then I will commit a foul, which is equivalent to giving the opponent a free kick.
So even if I can't score a black eight, I still have to let the white ball touch it first, as Chen Lu taught me.
In my mind, I recalled the movement of Chen Lu posing for me, adjusted my posture, carefully aimed at the angle, then exhaled, and pushed forward with my right hand.
Fuck, I thought, because I felt the club miss.
"I rely on!!!!" Gougou exclaimed.
"Wow wow wow!! Is this a talent?!" The younger brother of the sports student was dumbfounded.
Chen Lu came over and rubbed my hair, "Amazing, are you a little genius?"
I was still in a daze, and I hadn't had time to accept the fact that I scored a goal.
"From now on, you will be the man who ended the whole battle by yourself!" said the sports student brother, patting me on the shoulder.
This is too high school, it made me blush.
"Why are your sports cells so bad in your physical education college?" When I was shy or nervous, I tended to talk nonsense.
"Huh?" The younger brother of the sports student obviously didn't expect me to answer like this.
I was about to find a step for myself and say I was joking, when I heard the voice of the dog:
"He's from the School of Foreign Languages, who told you he's from the School of Physical Education?"
"Huh???" I was dumbfounded.
"?" Chen Lu obviously had the same confusion.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm learning Spanish!" The sports student brother, ah no, the Spanish brother laughed out loud.
"I'm sorry to disturb you." I grabbed my younger brother's hand, "I think highly of you."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha is too bad!" The dog smiled and bent down with his belly.
"Mom taught well." I patted the dog's hat bent over.
"Did I teach well?" Chen Lu looked at me.
"Okay! Of course! Teacher Chen is the best!" I immediately blew my ass, completely forgetting that this guy took a button off me.
When I think about it when I do laundry on the weekend, I have missed the best opportunity to settle accounts with my roommate.
All of this must be Chen Lu's conspiracy.
--------------------
round1
Dog Dog: Save the straight man.
Qin Yiwen: Sorry, I am not.
round2
Dog Dog: Anyway, there is no friendship [laughing]
Class Representative: That’s right, it’s love.
gameover
Gougou: Well, it’s all good.
Qin Yiwen: Mom taught me well.
Class representative: Thank you mother for nurturing.
It's not that I didn't react, it's just to make up for Chen Lu's injured heart!
The roommate led us to the direction of the billiard hall, and the dog dog and the sports student brother followed behind me and the roommate.
On the way, I suddenly thought of the class representative. If he knew that Gougou didn't call him when we played billiards together, then he would definitely blame us for being disrespectful.
Wang Wang Squad (3)
Me: Wanna play pool?We're on our way @ClassRepresentative
Gougou:?
Gougou: Do you still want to call someone?
I:?
Me: can't you call me?
dog dog:.
Dog Dog: Save the straight man.
I:? ?
Dog Dog: Oh, it’s too late.
Dog Dog: That's okay.
I turned my head to look at Quangou, and my eyes were full of guilt and apology that I failed her cognition.
When we arrived at the billiard hall, the boss opened a new table for us, and the class representative spoke in the group.
Wang Wang Squad (3)
Class representative: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Class representative: I flashed and jumped to other people's big moves
Class representative: woo woo woo
Gougou:?
Gougou: Don’t wait for me to scold you
Class representative: oh oh oh oh
Class representative: Are you calling me to play billiards?
Gougou: I didn't call you
Me: I'm just being polite
Class representative: I won't go
Class representative: I'm having sex with Brother Chao [Happy] [Happy]
I:? ?
Gougou:?
Gougou: That flash just now
Quangou: Brother Chao didn't scold you until you were pregnant?
Class representative: [happy] [happy]
Class representative: no
Class representative: He dotes on me very much [laughing] [laughing]
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]
Dog Dog: So pitiful [laughing]
Dog Dog: Even if you are ignored, you still have to pretend to be pampered [laughing]
class president:?
Class representative: you bad woman
Class representative: provoke my friendship with Brother Chao
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing]
Gougou: So what if you provoke me?
Dog Dog: Anyway, there is no friendship [laughing]
Class representative: [laughing] [laughing]
Class representative: nsdd
Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing]
My roommate called me over, so I put away my phone and walked towards him.
Chen Lu was standing on the edge of the table, holding a triangular frame in his hand, and I walked up to him.
"We need to arrange the ball first." Chen Lu put all the balls into the triangular frame and surrounded them, leaving a white ball to come out.
"The white ball outside is what we use to hit the balls in the frame." Chen Lu explained the rules to me, and he motioned me to look at the balls in the triangle frame with his eyes. "There are fifteen balls in total, and the balls are numbered 1- 15. Numbers 1-7 are pure color balls, and 9-15 are suits. Except for the special black No. 8 ball, the rest only need to distinguish solid colors and suits.”
While talking, Chen Lu picked up the black No. 8 ball and placed it in the middle of the third row of the triangle. "One rule to pay attention to when placing the ball is that the black No. [-] ball should be placed in the center of the triangle."
"The bottom edge should be parallel to the edge of the table. In billiards, we call these four edges of the table." Chen Lu put the bottom edge of the triangular frame parallel to the edge of the table, raised his chin slightly to indicate a certain position on the table, and then looked at me , "See this white dot? It was blocked by these balls just now."
I nodded.
Chen Lu then continued, "The ball at the top of the triangle should be placed at this point." As he spoke, he pushed the triangle frame back up, which was the position he had placed before.
"It's time to start." Chen Lu took off the triangular ball swinger and said to the other two sitting on the chair not far away.
After finishing speaking, he turned around and continued with me, "Other rules will be easier to get familiar with when you play, and I will tell you while playing."
"Okay." I nodded emphatically.To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to the bunch of things he said just now. I just wanted to feel the patience in his tone and the distance he kept close to me so that I could hear clearly without disturbing others.
Gougou came over, holding a club in his hand.
"Come on!" The younger brother of the sports student also took a club and followed behind the dog.
I didn't have anything in my hand, so I walked over to pick up the pole, and Chen Lu followed.
I picked up one at random and was about to go back. Chen Lu raised his arm to stop me, and he handed me a cue, "This one is lighter, and it's not too strenuous for beginners to use."
Chen Lu said and took the pole from my hand, "I'm pretty good with this."
In the first half of the sentence, I still want to thank him, but in the second half, I almost couldn't help but dance with my fist when I heard him shouting.
"You tee off." Quangou said to Chen Lu.
Chen Lu walked over, put the white ball behind a white line, and called me to come to him.
"This white line is the tee-off line. It can only be tee-off after the line. It cannot be placed in other positions to tee off." Chen Lu leaned close to the table, opened his left hand slightly, raised his knuckles to support the club, and held the club with his right hand , "Pay attention to the movements I play."
After Chen Lu finished speaking, he struck out with one shot, and the billiard balls that were originally arranged in a triangle scattered all at once.
"Oh hoo," Gougou looked at the ball and raised his eyebrows excitedly, "I'll come, I'll come."
She got down on the ground and looked for a good angle carefully. She hit a shot, and with a snap, the ball went in.
"Nice!" The younger brother of the sports student jumped up one step ahead of the dog, "What color is what color!" He ran to the library and bent down to wait for the ball to roll out. He immediately stood up and shouted, "Pure color! Sister! Yes Solid color!"
Quangou sighed, pursed his mouth and shook his head.
I was smiling when my roommate patted my hair, "It's your turn."
"Oh." I picked up the pole with my right hand, imitating their movements of playing billiards, and was just about to lie down on the table.
"Come here," Chen Lu put his arm in front of me, "the white ball is here."
I smiled and pretended to forget the rules accidentally.But I'm sorry Chen Lu, I didn't listen at all.
"They scored a solid-color ball, so we're going to play a suit next," Chen Lu snapped the fingers of my left hand, adjusted his gestures, put my right arm up, and pushed the bar lightly to the left , "Okay, when you hit the pole, you have to be steady, and don't deviate from the angle."
I hit forward with my right hand, "Ah!"
The hand slipped, the pole was crooked, and the white ball just touched a little bit. The white ball felt that it was too lazy to roll forward, but it still dutifully moved forward by two centimeters and stuck to the side of the suit ball.
"Pfft." Quangou couldn't help laughing, "Ahem, it's okay, I was like this when I was just learning."
"Yeah." I smiled and nodded to Gougou, with the threat of "You'd better be" written in my eyes.
"Okay, it's good to be close to the suit, block in front of their solid color, and create difficulty for the opponent." Chen Lu looked for me a step in a serious manner.
"But we can hit the one next to it..." The younger brother of the sports student was really puzzled.
Quangou raised his arm and patted his younger brother on the head, "Hit your ball!"
"Okay sister!" The younger brother of the sports student immediately became serious.
I have to say that when the younger brother of the sports student lay down there, his posture was different, professional.
Just two pops, the white ball hits the solid yellow ball, the solid yellow ball hits the suit red ball, and then the suit red ball goes into the hole in a jiffy.
"..." dog dog.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..." I laughed so happily that all the embarrassment I had just now was gone.
"Pfft." Chen Lu couldn't hold back this time, "Thank you, philanthropist."
The younger brother of the sports student scratched his head with an innocent smile.
Chen Lu found a good angle and hit hard, jumped the pole and scored a goal.
"Cool!" The younger brother of the sports student clapped his hands and applauded.
Quangou calculated the angle and used the rebound from the table to score a goal.
"My sister is amazing!!" The younger brother of the sports student propped up the entire auditorium by himself.
"This is called playing one library, and it hits a goal on the side of the table." Chen Lu leaned over to me and gave an on-the-spot explanation and teaching. "There are also two or even multiple libraries played."
I nodded to show that I understood.
This shot is my turn again, Chen Lu pointed to the green ball on the left, and instructed me how to use the rules, "It's fine to touch it lightly, as long as it touches it, it's not a foul."
So I lightly putt the white ball and it hit the green bouquet and stopped.
"You see, although we didn't score, our bouquet surrounded the white ball. If they wanted to hit their solid color ball, they would definitely hit our bouquet. There was no other choice but to jump the pole, but the jump pole I don't think they can do it." Chen Lu put his left hand on my shoulder, looking like he was watching a good show.
The sports student brother hit the ball hard, and the white ball jumped up and over our flower ball, wiped their solid color ball, and rolled straight into the hole.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..." I smiled on Chen Lu's shoulder.
"It's awesome, it's the prince of the white ball." The dog laughed angrily, and clapped his hands in praise.
"The white ball went in, foul." Chen Lu looked at me with a satisfied smile and said, "We got a free kick."
The younger brother of the sports student consciously took the white ball out of the trough and handed it to Chen Lu. Chen Lu took it and smiled at the younger brother of the sports student, "Then I won't be polite."
Chen Lu put the white ball in the corner, I think it looks very difficult to play.
"Smart." I heard the dog next to me boast. Although I don't understand it, it seems that Chen Lu put it there with a plan.
Chen Lu put his left hand forward on the table to support the cue, leaned over to aim, only heard a snap, followed by the sound of the ball rolling out of the hole.
The white ball rubbed against the edge of the bouquet, giving the bouquet a force. When the bouquet entered the hole, the white ball hit the wall and rebounded, just stopping at the position diagonal to our bouquet.
When our side scores a goal and there is no foul, we can hit the ball continuously. Chen Lu only told me about this at that time, so I know that Chen Lu will start teaching how to be a man next.
"Nice!" The younger brother of the sports student has completely forgotten who he is on the team with, and he can't be blamed for it. It's really hard not to be excited when Caiji sees the ball of the great god flying and spinning into the hole.
Even the dogs watched the battle quietly, looking as serious as if they were studying.
"Oh, the field is cleared." Quangou finally came to his senses.Now only the black eight ball and their solid color balls are left on the table.
The last one of the rules that Chen Lu just told me: If all seven colored balls of one’s side go into the hole, then the black No. [-] ball will be played next, and the black No. [-] ball going into the hole means the victory of the game.
To put it simply, as long as Chen Lu scored a black eight, we would win.
Chen Lu leaned down, aimed carefully, and then putt hard.
As expected, the white ball went straight into the hole.
Hei Ba remained where he was, motionless.
"This wave, this wave is a free gift!" The younger brother of the sports student excitedly geared up, "The chance to come back is here, sister!"
"Hey." I smiled at Chen Lu.
Chen Lu also smiled at me.
I knew that Chen Lu would definitely not let the opponent lose too badly, he is the king of torture!
Gougou then scored three goals in a row, and then it was me.
Our suit balls have already been played, so I can only play black eight. If my white ball hits the dog dog's solid color ball first, then I will commit a foul, which is equivalent to giving the opponent a free kick.
So even if I can't score a black eight, I still have to let the white ball touch it first, as Chen Lu taught me.
In my mind, I recalled the movement of Chen Lu posing for me, adjusted my posture, carefully aimed at the angle, then exhaled, and pushed forward with my right hand.
Fuck, I thought, because I felt the club miss.
"I rely on!!!!" Gougou exclaimed.
"Wow wow wow!! Is this a talent?!" The younger brother of the sports student was dumbfounded.
Chen Lu came over and rubbed my hair, "Amazing, are you a little genius?"
I was still in a daze, and I hadn't had time to accept the fact that I scored a goal.
"From now on, you will be the man who ended the whole battle by yourself!" said the sports student brother, patting me on the shoulder.
This is too high school, it made me blush.
"Why are your sports cells so bad in your physical education college?" When I was shy or nervous, I tended to talk nonsense.
"Huh?" The younger brother of the sports student obviously didn't expect me to answer like this.
I was about to find a step for myself and say I was joking, when I heard the voice of the dog:
"He's from the School of Foreign Languages, who told you he's from the School of Physical Education?"
"Huh???" I was dumbfounded.
"?" Chen Lu obviously had the same confusion.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm learning Spanish!" The sports student brother, ah no, the Spanish brother laughed out loud.
"I'm sorry to disturb you." I grabbed my younger brother's hand, "I think highly of you."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha is too bad!" The dog smiled and bent down with his belly.
"Mom taught well." I patted the dog's hat bent over.
"Did I teach well?" Chen Lu looked at me.
"Okay! Of course! Teacher Chen is the best!" I immediately blew my ass, completely forgetting that this guy took a button off me.
When I think about it when I do laundry on the weekend, I have missed the best opportunity to settle accounts with my roommate.
All of this must be Chen Lu's conspiracy.
--------------------
round1
Dog Dog: Save the straight man.
Qin Yiwen: Sorry, I am not.
round2
Dog Dog: Anyway, there is no friendship [laughing]
Class Representative: That’s right, it’s love.
gameover
Gougou: Well, it’s all good.
Qin Yiwen: Mom taught me well.
Class representative: Thank you mother for nurturing.
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