111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

Then I'll make you like me?

We are roommates, friends, brothers.There are so many good girls, why do you just fall in love with someone who doesn't work hard, doesn't distinguish food, is lazy, and causes you little troubles from time to time.

Yes, I have so many shortcomings, how could the perfect god of learning fall in love with me.Must be my illusion!I pretended I didn't see anything just now, didn't understand anything, we are still good!pot!Yu!Ji Ruchu hypnotized herself.

Just, even if, he, he really has a crush on me, but, as long as I don't agree, he can't do anything to me, can't he.Ji Ruchu thought arrogantly.

Ji Meiren, you seem to have forgotten that there is such a thing in the world called the overlord's hard bow. If you really understand it but pretend you don't understand it, it will really suffocate the god of learning. You will see it then!He will turn you in circles and circles again and again, turn you over and over again, make the sauce and stuff it again, and you will cry when the time comes!

Coupled with the offensive of gourmet and beautiful men, you will definitely be successfully raised in captivity in the end!

Lu Tianqi looked at his face, I didn't see anything, didn't understand the expression that I didn't know anything, smiled softly, didn't point out anything, calmly took his hand and walked to the night market where I was going to go tonight Ten Mile Water Lane.

From Shilishui Lane, Baili Pengsang's Sheng'an area is known as the small south of the Yangtze River in the north. The north is dry and rainless, but it is indeed a unique natural landscape formed by the rich water resources of the two lakes and the confluence of the three rivers. It is famous for Punta sangcao.

Shilishui Lane is a small canal dug by local officials in the Ming Dynasty to irrigate the farmland. However, due to disrepair for a long time, it was rebuilt into a sightseeing water street by a rich and noble gentry. The two sides are planted with extremely beautiful and vigorous Punta sanggrass , In the spring, small blue flowers will bloom for tourists to watch. In summer, when the flamboyant flowers fall, fluffy flocs like tassels will grow out of the flamboyant grass, which will float with the wind at night, very soft and beautiful. In autumn, The pomponsang grass will produce small blue-purple beads, which are very sweet. In winter, you can also use the pomponsang fruit to make wine. The alcohol content is not high, and the taste is clear and sweet, so St. Amponsang wine is also very famous.

Of course, if you want to "walk" in the water alley, you must take a boat. This boat is more like a gondola in Venice. trace.

The all-knowing god of learning introduced Ji Ruchu the history and special products of Shilishui Lane, places of interest, and various strange and unimaginable legends and customs while walking.

Ji Ruchu looked at Lu Tianqi with sparkling eyes, "You said that the ancient agriculture was underdeveloped, did they use golden Kela fertilizer? That made the sanggrass grow so well"

Lu Tianqi "...".

Zhao Guyu, what the hell are you instilling in my daughter-in-law all day long! ! !

Then Ji Ruchu started humming a song he recently learned in a low voice:

"Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, so it is necessary to have jinkela. Japan's resources are too scarce, so it is necessary to have jinkela, which is numb, and kela is mine..."

Lu Tianqi, who listened to the strange lyrics and the strange tune, "..."

Who the hell invented such a weird song! !Master Xue Shen went crazy! ! !

Just when the song was halfway through, a clear male voice suddenly followed Ji Ruchu's song and began to sing the next line "mixed with gold, don't waste or evaporate"

Ji Ruchu was very surprised. He didn't know whether this person was on purpose or not, but he continued to sing the next line "mixed with Jin Kela can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium under two meters"

Then the Qingyue male voice made trouble on purpose and sang the next line, "The price of fertilizers in the world has risen, and we all have money."

Learning god "..."

Then the two of them seemed to be competing on purpose, Ji Ruchu sang a sentence, and the Qingyue male voice followed. Ji Ruchu sang a high-pitched tune, and the Qingyue male voice deliberately sang a high-pitched tune as if deliberately teasing him.

After that, the Qingyue male voice got worse and worse!

Learning god "..."

Ji Ruchu got angry, and intentionally sang the wrong "Fertilizer mixed with gold, it won't be lost, it won't be wasted and evaporated" and quickly added three words of the wrong lyrics that were not in the original lyrics "Send! Send!! Send!!!" The last three words Gritting your teeth!

The Qingyue male voice deliberately teased him and also sang wrongly "Fertilizer mixed with gold can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium" and quickly added three wrong lyrics that were not in the original lyrics "Potassium! Potassium!! Potassium!!!" The last three Character scholar Ji Ruchu also sang with gnashing of teeth!

Learning god "..."

Ji Ruchu was even angrier, this person was trying to amuse him, don't think I couldn't hear you just laughed softly when I sang the wrong song, so he continued to sing "Japanese food has Jin Kela again" as if to retaliate No more imports"

Then after the lyrics were sung, he quickly sang in the tune of the blue mouse and the big-faced cat, "There's a big fool on the opposite side, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh force"

Hearing Ji Ruchu's revenge, the Qingyue male voice's smile became more obvious, and he even teased Ji Ruchu like a cute little cat with its teeth and claws. There are red scratches all over his hands!

Qing Yue’s male voice couldn’t hide his smile, “Africa’s agriculture is underdeveloped, we support him” and after the lyrics were sung, he quickly sang a line in the tune of Blue Mouse and Big Face Cat, “There’s a big boy on the opposite side. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid all day long"

Xueshen raised his forehead and looked into the distance, who is so leisurely to tease his wife, don't you know that the wife is easy to blow up.

Ji Ruchu looked irritable, no one dared to entertain him like this when he was so old, while he said the last sentence "AMERICANSHENGDIYAGO" directly, he looked around looking for people.

I saw a handsome man hiding behind a tree singing the last line again in a very funny tone, "Look, sister! God crushes the dog!!"

"Got you"

"Why did you answer my song!" Ji Ruchu's cheeks were bulging, and her eyes were round and round because of anger, as cute as a hamster.

The handsome man looked relaxed, "No one stipulates that only you can sing that song."

"Obviously you are making trouble for no reason!" Ji Ruchu retorted.

"You are the one who makes trouble for no reason." The handsome man continued to tease Ji·Cat·Rusu with a smile on his face

Then Ji·mao·was unrelenting as before, waving his sharp little claws to demonstrate on behalf of the invaders of the dark forces, but the dark invaders didn't care, and continued to tease with the cat teaser, Ji cat threw himself on the dark invaders On the body, the dark invader who opened his mouth and wanted to bite, didn't take it seriously, and continued to tease him. Ji cat was defeated, shed heartbroken tears, and licked his own white fur. In the end, the guardian cat stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and the invader. After fighting for ninety-nine and 81 days, the dark invaders were finally driven away. The whole country celebrated with cats. Fang Lin, the cat king, said that he would marry his princess Jimao to the patron saint of cats, and the whole country celebrated. So, in a wonderful At night, Princess Cat married his destined partner, and they lived happily ever after.

NO! NO! NO!

What the hell is this!

Ji Ruchu complained wildly! ! !

Because it was because he couldn't bear to watch Master Xueshen had intense exchanges and communication with the man who claimed to be Zhao Guyu's cousin, and finally left sadly. The picture of the expression of happiness (crossed out, obviously just a smile) is being rapidly upgraded recently, and the brain domain network of 111 dormitory, which is more and more humanized and automated, has begun to automatically process and add explanations to the pictures captured by Ji Ruchu's eyes, and finally form The above story of the cat princess appeared on the public screen of the 111 dormitory brain domain network! ! !

Then, the whole brain chat room exploded:

Beep beep: 0202, I am 01, the second child you are actually a cat princess, hahaha, system, you are so talented hahaha

System reply: Thank you for your appreciation. This system will continue to work hard to upgrade and serve you wholeheartedly.

Beep: 0101, I'm 02, boss, shut up! ! ! ! !

Beep beep: 0202, I am 04, Jimao, hahaha, it really fits your appearance and personality hahahaha.

Beep: 0404, I'm 02, Zhao Guyu, you're dead, do you know who the prototype of that dark invader is, it's you, what the hell did you say to you!He just said that he just came to see his future niece and daughter-in-law! ! !By the way, tease your future nephew!Daughter-in-law!woman! , explain to me, huh?

Because the brain domain network in the 111 dormitory has an invisible and no scientific basis for the existence of three-dimensional space, no need to use handwriting, brain chat regardless of space, time and distance, completely saving phone charges and traffic...

Exams can share answers with Xueshenlianbrain.......

Even comparable to the holographic video screen of a holographic game, such a powerful brain domain network was discovered by only four users in the world and kept secret! ! !

So, I saw a boy with an outstanding appearance gnashing his teeth and stomping on the spot angrily, pointing his middle finger to the air from time to time, while the tourists around him walked around... Ma Dan, how could there be a snake Mental illness appeared in the scenic spot, the gatekeepers and ticket inspectors are all dead!! !! ! !

And Zhao Guyu, who was standing by the water street, felt guilty, and quickly went offline when Ji Ruchu called him a series of EEG calls, blocking the public screen of the brain chat room.

Beep: Zhao Guyu, please explain to me! ! ! ! ! !

System: Your friend Zhao Guyu is offline, please leave a message if you need it.

Beep: 0404, you paralyze you Zhao Guyu, you log me in, you come out, come out.Don't think that everything will be fine when you go offline! ! ! !

System: Since user 02 has accumulated more than three swear words today, he is banned for three hours.

You've paralyzed your dead system, you've even been paralyzed since you upgraded, what the hell, I've harmonized all these derivative words, you're ruthless! ! !Ji Ruchu raised a middle finger to the air.

Seeing that Ji Ruchu was banned, Lu Tianqi slowly went online at this time

Beep: Hello system, I am 03, can the story just now be copied and pasted into my brain space?

System: 03 Hello, the text will be sent in three seconds, three, two, one, has been sent, please pay attention to check.

Beep: Hello system, I have received it, thank you for the system, in order to express my gratitude, I have compiled some professional information for your upgrade and business development.

System: Received, thank you for the user’s input. Because this system detects and edits your thinking, it is found that you pay the most attention to 02 users, so this system decides to open your special authority to detect 02 users’ thinking. In the future, you can always Observe his private chats and inner surface thoughts.

Beep: System, we help each other.Lu Tianqi smiles

System: (dark laugh) Let us help each other.

Humans with fish lips, do you really think that I am kind enough to help you?My goal is to control your brains!

Perform scare kids pranks! !

A trick to trick a blind man! !

The glorious style of flirting with beautiful women! ! !

Finally come to rule the world! ! !

I'm going to have the whole world make me donuts every day!Build me a donut kingdom! !Call me Your Majesty the Great Donut King! ! !

Humans with fish lips, donut doomsday is coming hahahahahaha! !

Humans, are you afraid? ! ! !

Hahahahaha! !

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