Imperial Husband's Guide

Lanka got up and went to the bathroom.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, it's better to rest for a while first." Sigma was frightened by Lanka's expression, thinking that he had guessed something, he hesitated.

"No need." Lanka refused without thinking, he felt that he needed to cool down and calm down now.

Xiao Qi winked at Sigma anxiously, Lanka caught a glimpse of their expressions, raised her feet and paused: "What's the matter, are you hiding something from me?"

The two robots stood in a row tacitly, and the four robotic arms were raised above their heads in a gesture of surrender.

Lanka's eyebrows jumped violently, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Sigma, tell me."

"Your Highness, Your Highness," Sigma stammered, "the bathroom, the bathroom is broken."

"Speak the key."

"The shower quilt in the bathroom was ruined by Xiaoqi and I." Sigma buried her head in her chest, feeling very ashamed.Xiaoqi's movements are exactly the same as his.

Lanka gritted his teeth, and said every word: "Did you play badly? You?" His eyes flicked across the two robots, and he couldn't help shivering.

Sigma stammered and explained: "Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi wants to teach me to take a mandarin duck bath, and then, then..."

"Enough." Lanka's face froze, almost biting his own tongue.He looked at Xiao Qi very unkindly, wishing he could swallow him up.

——This bastard, just like his master, has no serious appearance!

Thinking of how innocent and well-behaved Sigma used to be, Lanka felt a sense of unbearable grief.

Thinking about Sigma staying by his side for so many years, apart from not looking at people's faces when speaking, other aspects are absolutely impeccable.It's only been a few days since I've known this bald donkey, and he's changed beyond recognition.

Xiao Qi looked at Lanka flatteringly and smiled, his eyes were already watery.

Lanka snorted coldly in his heart, and slandered, sure enough, what kind of master teaches what kind of apprentice.

"Your Highness, the shower in our room is fine, or you can use ours." Xiao Qi picked up Lanka's training clothes and sent them to Keweiqi's room.

"Put it down." Startled by his action, Lanka quickly shouted, "I'll go to Annette's room to wash."

The two robots were startled by his expression.

Xiao Qi paused, wondering: "Why? Does Your Highness not like my master?"

Lanka almost flicked his tongue, picked up his clothes in embarrassment, shook off the two robots and left the room.

Seeing Lanka leave, Sigma said disgustedly: "Didn't you say that this way His Highness can get along well with your master? But Your Highness doesn't want to use your bathroom at all."

Xiao Qi retorted embarrassingly: "It's not all because of you, why didn't you persuade me just now? If you persuade me, His Highness will definitely use our bathroom."

Sigma didn't believe this little bald donkey anymore, he pushed him away and was about to go out: "I want to tell His Highness that the bathroom is not broken and let him come back to wash it." More importantly, he suddenly realized that His Highness hates alpha pheromones What should I do if there is an accident in the shower.

——Poor thing, when he and Xiao Qi got together in the afternoon to come up with a bad idea, he completely threw his Highness into the sky.

I hope His Highness will not blame himself.Sigma pretended to recite a mantra in his heart.

"Hey, don't go, if you go, you will be..." Sigma had already stepped out with one leg, and was pulled back by Xiao Qi from behind.

"Hey, look." Xiaoqi pointed furtively at the door, two robots were lying on the edge of the door, one high and the other low, straightened their heads and looked at the living room, with four eyes circling around.

Lanka was hurt internally by Xiaoqi's words, and wanted to borrow Annette's bathroom while holding the clothes.

Annette, a good student, has been released by Instructor Anna. He opened the door soon after hearing the knock, but saw that the person outside the door turned out to be Lanka. What's up?"

Lanka regretted it the moment she saw Annette.

Annette should have just taken a shower, with a towel wrapped around her waist, and nothing on her upper body—what's more terrible, the smell of alpha pheromone is really not covered, and it directly drilled into Lanka's nose.

Lanka gritted his teeth, and did some mental construction for himself. After building for a long time, he caught a glimpse of Annette's bare upper body, as if he had swallowed a fly, and said with a stiff face, "It's okay." Then he backed away in despair .

The house that Lanka lives in has a total of three bedrooms, and each bedroom is equipped with a bathroom.He didn't want to use Annette's, and he didn't even want to use Kovich's, so he had to go out and try to borrow other freshman's.

but--

As soon as the door was pushed open, Lanka saw the freshmen who were talking in the corridor suddenly quiet down, and then they all went back to the room one by one, and then closed the door gently.

Lanka: "..."

Who will tell him what is going on!

Could it be that things in the commercial city spread so quickly?Why do these people see him as if they saw a ghost!

Lanka retracted his feet angrily, and stood in the living room holding his training clothes in a dilemma.

Omega's cleanliness is worse than that of Virgos. Not letting them take a bath for a day is comparable to the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.Even during the few days when Lanka was lethargic, Sigma would wipe his body with a towel at night to make sure he was clean.

On one side is a natural cleanliness, on the other side is the disgusting Kovic, Lanka is making a balance with a stinky face.

"Your Highness, what are you doing with your clothes?"

Suddenly there was a voice behind him, and Lanka quickly turned his head to look over.Keweiqi didn't know when he came out, and he was leaning against the door, with his hands folded on his chest, looking at Lanka leisurely.

Lanka's face darkened, and he secretly guessed how much he had seen his actions just now.

Xiaoqi furtively took out the optical brain, typed a line of words on it, and held it up for Keweiqi to see.

From Keweiqi's appearance, all of Lanka's nerves were tense, and he didn't even notice what the robot behind him was doing.

With a flash of his eyes, Covey understood what had happened.He opened the door 180 degrees shyly, then leaned lazily on the door frame, and raised his chin towards Lanka: "Your Highness, can I borrow my bathroom from you?"

Under Keweiqi's stimulation, His Royal Highness, who was entangled, finally defeated the cleanliness obsession.

"Hmph." He snorted coldly, and turned back to his bedroom.

"Tsk tsk, your Highness is really difficult to serve." Ke Weiqi shook his head indifferently.

Sigma didn't like to see Ke Weiqi very much, and the unlucky Xiao Qi was even seated.

"You go." Sigma pushed heavily with his paw, and Xiao Qi was immediately pushed out by him.His eyes widened innocently, and Sigma closed the door with a cold face, determined not to be confused by the enemy.

Xiao Qi went back to the bedroom aggrieved, and Ke Weiqi pointed to several big boxes in the room: "Take out all the things and arrange them, we will stay here and not leave."

"Really?" Xiaoqi was instantly revived with full blood, and he pressed some button, and a big ball of ribbon floated out of his body.He excitedly opened the box to move things out, and muttered, "I knew you said no, but you didn't think so. How nice it is to live here, I will play with Sigma, and you will play with His Royal Highness... ..."

"You really think this is good?" Ke Weiqi lay on the bed with his hands under his head, and turned his head to look at Xiao Qi when he heard this.

"Of course." Xiao Qi showed a smug smile, "Master, you don't even know how clingy Sigma is to me now, and I can't even drive him away."

Cowichan: "..."

He seemed to choke.Even though he always felt that he was thick-skinned, he was also defeated by this robot.It seems that Xiaoqi's program should be debugged.

Xiao Qi was in the midst of a happy spring breeze, but Sigma, who could not be driven away, stood stiffly beside Lanka's bed, bowed his head and swore: "Your Highness, Sigma will never accept sugar-coated shells from little bald donkeys in the future, and will firmly maintain her own purity." , Swear to the death to defend the dignity of the royal robot."

At this time, Lanka had finished taking a shower and was wiping her wet hair with a bath towel. Hearing what happened from Sigma, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Sigma probably realized that he almost betrayed Lanka, and felt very guilty at this time.

"Okay, okay, I don't care how you play with Xiaoqi, but you have to be careful." It's not easy for the robot to find a suitable playmate. Sigma has been with him for so many years, and Lanka doesn't really want to control him.

Lanka was ready to ignore Keweiqi, but when he pushed open the bedroom door the next day, he saw Keweiqi sitting on the sofa in the center of the living room, with breakfast on the table in front of him.

He kept a cold face and said nothing, as long as Kewei Qi still had a little self-esteem, he would definitely not post it.

However, Keweiqi did not appreciate Lanka's good intentions at all.He tapped his bowl with a spoon, showing a bright smile: "Your Highness, would you like some?"

Lanka was about to refuse, when he exaggeratedly said "Oops": "By the way, I remembered, Your Highness will go to the infirmary for a physical examination later, so you can't eat this breakfast."

Lanka: "..."

Seeing Keweiqi's face now, he can't wait to go up and smoke two big-eared melon seeds.

But what makes Lanka even more strange is, what kind of physical examination?How could he be totally ignorant?

"The physical examination notice sent by the academic affairs department this morning, all freshmen must have a physical examination, but because you were in a coma for three days before, it was delayed until now." Ke Weiqi said and picked up a piece of paper on the table. A document was handed over, and Lanka took it over to see that it was indeed a medical examination notice.

He opened the notice and looked at it carefully. He actually didn't understand the medical terms on it.

Ke Weiqi said: "If there is no problem, Your Highness, you can go there now."

Lanka's body froze, she pursed her lips without saying a word, turned around and went back to her bedroom.

He had just left, and Ke Weiqi quickly waved to Xiao Qi to let him clean up the breakfast on the table, but he also turned back to the room and closed the door.

"Doctor Frege, what should we do now? If the infirmary finds out that my physical condition is abnormal, wouldn't it be..." Lanka locked the door of the bedroom, and anxiously called Dr. Frege.

"Your Highness, don't worry, tell me the items you are going to check soon, and I will see if there will be any impact."

Upon hearing this, Lanka quickly reported a series of unfamiliar professional vocabulary.

In the room on the other side.

Keweiqi sat seriously at the desk, and said coldly: "What did you find?"

Xiao Ba, who was taken out of the mecha not long ago, shook his head: "The other party has activated the signal jamming device, and they can't detect anything. I'm trying my best to crack it."

Keweiqi heard that his index finger tapped on the table, and after a while, a smile appeared on his face: "If you can't monitor it, that's the real problem."

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to wait until I finished my graduation thesis and then update it.

But Wenwen suddenly signed the contract,

I'm really sorry to break the update o(╯□╰)o

I want to work hard! ! !Grasping both papers and novels ε(罒ω罒)з