Nanfei

From ancient times to the present, the struggle for power, fame and fortune has always been life-threatening and endless.

This statement is not only applicable to the government and the public, but also the concubines in the harem who compete for the emperor's favor and power, not to mention the maidservants and servants in the harem.

If it is said that Qi Yu, the little evildoer, is now the favorite of thousands of people, and he is the most proud person among the concubines in the harem, then it has to be said that the newly appointed Chief of the House of Internal Affairs, Qian Yong, is the most proud, wearing new clothes, new shoes and a new hat. In front of a group of palace people, he was full of majesty.

As the saying goes, when a new official takes office, there are three fires, one fire is better than the other, but before Qian Yong came, Cao Deyi hurried over with his people.

Qian Yong was just like an opera singer on the stage, he immediately changed his face, his stern expression was replaced by flattery, and he bent forward to meet him: "It's strange that the magpies have been calling all the time today, so it turns out that a nobleman came to the door. Eunuch Cao, you Your feet are on the low ground, if you have any orders, just send someone to inform them, even if you are a servant with a sword in the sky, you will not dare to delay for a moment."

Cao Deyi helped him up, and said with a smile: "Now that you are the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, your status is different from that of the past, how can I dare to call you a slave, don't let me down."

He used to look like a dumb man with few words, but now he seems to have changed his face, he is more energetic, and his mouth is more slick, but he is too smooth.

Although Cao Deyi didn't like his flattering and self-satisfied face, he still had to admire his ability to make ends meet and survive. After several ups and downs, he finally managed to win the emperor's favor.

Qian Yong said in a hurry: "You deserve it, you deserve it. If Eunuch Cao doesn't dislike it, I can call you Grandpa."

"......" I'm ten years younger than you, I'm so old.

Cao Deyi's impression of him has been greatly changed, he can bend and stretch, and his flattering skills are beyond the reach of others, no wonder he quickly ascended to the position in such a short period of time.

Cao Deyi didn't bother to chatter with him: "According to the emperor's dictation, pick an appropriate servant and send it to Qianqing Palace."

Qian Yong rolled his eyes and responded with a bright smile: "Please trouble Eunuch Cao to wait for a while, the servant will do it now."

Cao Deyi didn't want to listen to his flattering gossip here, raised his hand to take the teacup he handed over, took a sip and said, "Pick up the people as soon as possible and send them over. I still have errands over there, so don't delay."

Cao Deyi flicked his whisk and left with a group of servants. Qian Yong personally sent them to the door, and returned with a basket full of good words about no money.

Qian Yong stood on a high place with cold eyebrows and eyes, squinting at the neat rows of palace people: "The people in the respect room stay, and everyone else can do whatever they want. If I find out Whoever wants to be lazy and play tricks, don't care about being on the job, I have no other skills, but there are two ways to punish people."

Everyone responded nonchalantly, there were many people who were jealous, and there were not a few who were aggrieved, but at this moment they didn't dare to come forward and say a few words, what happened to Li Sanshun was still vivid in their minds, as it was yesterday.

This is the first time to do an errand for the emperor, Qian Yong naturally worked hard, and led the people in the respect room to carefully select and think carefully before picking out a palace maid.

The head of the respect room took a look at the maid. She was average-looking, with a middle-aged figure and a mediocre appearance. He felt a little flustered. Sending such a person over would not spoil the emperor's happiness.

He opened his mouth, hesitated and said slowly, "Eunuch Qian, do you want to...".

Before he finished speaking, Qian Yong's sharp eyes swept over him, and he patted him on the shoulder to cut off his words: "Don't gossip, take the person down and tidy up for me inside and out, the emperor is still waiting." It's on."

The head of the respectful room led people down with a bitter face, Qian Yong sneered: "What do you know, you idiot, no wonder you have been staying in the position of the head of the respectful room for many years without moving."

The emperor doesn't go to the harem very often, not to mention flopping cards. Every time he sends it back, he is sent back as it is. Besides, the emperor's harem is pitifully small. After a long time, the respect room that everyone should be fawning over has become a place of worship. It is almost an idle department.

The sun was shining outside, the wind was clear and the sun was shining on his body, making people drowsy. Qian Yong raised his head and squinted at the sun, but he didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, the little eunuch at the side also raised his neck to look up to the sky, and asked, "Eunuch Qian, the bright white sun dazzles people, what's so interesting about this big sun."

Qian Yong looked away: "Yes, no matter how high the sun rises, it will always set."

The little eunuch was still young and couldn't understand the deep meaning in his words, so he echoed: "Sun rises and sets, isn't it the same every day."

"Stupid disaster" Qian Yongbo scolded, the little eunuch was a little nervous, his face was red, and his head was hanging down, Qian Yong patted him on the head: "From now on, you can work by my side."

The little eunuch was so flattered that he couldn't react for a while and kowtowed to express his thanks. Qian Yong shook his head, he was so stupid that he didn't care about the other party's stupid appearance. A new maid.

Qian Yong stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and scolded the manager of the respect room: "There is no one who is eye-catching. The one who wears so many gold hairpins and silver hairpins on his head is planning to open a jewelry store?"

The manager of the respect room felt aggrieved, there were only three hairpins and one palace flower on his head, which was already very bland, but now he went to the root hairpin and picked the palace flower, which was too bland.

He has a slander in his heart, but he dare not speak out, who told him that the other party is his boss, and he has just taken office, and the three evil fires have not yet been released.

The maids in the bedroom are all selected after thousands of selections, and they are strictly adjusted by the nanny on weekdays, and their manners are also extremely appropriate. Terrified by the battle, Ren Qianyong removed the hairpin from her head.

Qian Yong looked it over carefully, and raised his eyebrows: "I won't say anything superfluous, you were prepared for the emperor to practice your hands, and you have learned the rules. There is only one thing, remember it firmly, rest Get rid of your nasty thoughts of climbing a branch and turning into a phoenix, go in after a while, and do as the emperor tells you, and you are not allowed to make any extra moves. If you can't do this, get out as soon as possible and get another one. .”

The court lady lowered her eyebrows and responded obediently.

Qian Yongyi waved his hand and led the people over.

When Cao Deyi saw that he had brought someone over, he only glanced at him before sending him in.

When he came out, he saw him standing bowed by the door, and said to the servant on the side: "Why is he on duty, Eunuch Qian didn't know how to lure him to the tea room for a meeting when he came over."

Qian Yong said with a smile: "I don't blame them, it's the servant who thought, it's the first time that the servant has run an errand for the emperor, and it's the first time that the servant has entered the Qianqing Palace, no matter what, he should kowtow to the emperor a few times to show his filial piety."

Cao Deyi thought to himself how lively it is here, how could he have the time to take care of your little thoughts, Qian Yong didn't care about Cao Deyi's eyes, respectfully kowtowed three times to the north, stood up and stood aside silently up.

Cao Deyi clicked his tongue, and waited if he wanted to.

Glancing at him, he said softly, "Take another three steps back."

Qian Yong didn't ask any more questions, he took three steps backwards, and stood aside as if his feet had taken root.

Cao Deyi glanced back, the door was ajar, he was confused, he didn't know what the two people inside were up to, they were taking a good nap and didn't sleep, but they came here as a maid, who was causing trouble.

But this is not something he can interfere with. He retracted his gaze and stared at Qian Yong, and there was no movement for a while.Cao Deyi wondered why Qian Yong could answer the emperor's questions in detail, and praised him with a smile: "Eunuch Qian, you really don't show your face, you are a blockbuster when you make a move, and you reach the sky in one step."

"Thanks to the father-in-law's praise." Qian Yong replied modestly with a smile.

"I can't say this more truthfully," Cao Deyi said, "I'm very curious, how can you be so clear about the prices of rice, vegetables, fruits, meat, vegetables, cloth, antique jewelry, hairpins and rings in the street market?"

The Ministry of Internal Affairs manages the expenses of the harem, ranging from small stitches and threads to large palaces and palaces. There are many places that need to be taken care of up and down. This person not only has a thorough understanding of the inside, but also is proficient in market prices.In this way, even if he is promoted to the head of internal affairs, according to the price he quoted, wouldn't it cut off the way for many people in the harem to make a lot of money, and he would not be able to get any benefits. Fortunately, he dared to take over the hot potato of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

"Elder-in-law is not an outsider, and the slave is not what you say. The slave has been instructed by an expert." Qian Yong said in a low voice: "The slave is doing things for the emperor, so everything must be for the emperor's sake. But you also have to distinguish whether the money is hot or not, and whether you have the life to enjoy it. If you don’t have a life, what’s the use of asking for so much money, it’s better to be a good job for the emperor wholeheartedly, father-in-law, do you think this is the reason?”

"You are a rare and transparent person." Cao Deyi gave him a meaningful look, "I'm afraid you won't be able to get good results if you accept this job. Which one of the following people is easy to get along with?"

"The servant and the father-in-law have a heart-to-heart relationship, so they belong to the father-in-law, and the father-in-law belongs to the emperor. Of course, the slave also belongs to the emperor along with the father-in-law." Qian Yong said with a smile: "If you are not afraid of the father-in-law's jokes, the slave has been with the father-in-law for a long time. Today I have a confession with my father-in-law, and I am willing to die immediately."

"..." Cao Deyi really wanted to go out and vomit for three days and three nights. After co-writing this sentence, people thought he was his best friend, but it was really disgusting.

"Go, go, stay there" Cao Deyi chased him away, he didn't want to get involved in this muddy water, the emperor didn't tell him, he would not help.

If you don't have that diamond, don't do that porcelain job.

Qian Yong pursed his lips and moved back a few words: "The slave has always listened to the father-in-law the most."

Cao Deyi wanted to spit at him, but he heard an angry shout from inside: "You can only look with your eyes, you are not allowed to go out."

"It's not as good-looking as mine, its skin is not as white as mine, its figure is not as soft as mine, and its figure is not as well-proportioned as mine. Whoever wants to see it is because you have to hire someone to tell me what is a man and what is a woman. People are here, you let me look at it through the gauze, and I agree. You are hazy and look at the tweed in the fog. You are not allowed to look at it. There is nothing rare, isn’t it just that the breasts are a little bigger than mine? , if you don’t believe me touch it.”

"Nonsense, a woman's body is different from a man's. How old are you, and you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman? You mutter that no one has taught you. I have taught you, so you have to put a positive attitude and learn carefully." understand."

"My attitude is not correct. I looked carefully. It's just that the breasts are a little bigger. That place is a little weirder than mine. I have a little more hair than her. Don't tell me you despise me."

"Who told you to look at it so carefully? It's enough to take a look at it and know the difference. Nonsense, she also has it, but it's just for the sake of looking good and convenient for serving, and it's all shaved. A woman's body can reproduce, This is something that men don't have, understand?"

"I don't understand. I read in the book that in ancient times, Empress Nuwa created a man and took a rib from a man and transformed it into a woman. Then since women can reproduce, why did the man who gave the woman life and body lose What about that function?"

"..."

Cao Deyi listened to the fallacy, almost staggered and knelt down to worship on the spot, where did he hear the fallacy.

He simply retreated to Qian Yong's side, and continued to stare wide-eyed.

Qian Yong narrowed his eyes: "Master is still so energetic."

People who have been kicked out, what kind of master are you blindly admitting here.

Cao Deyi gave him a sideways glance, ouch, he still has the face to recognize his master.

Qian Yong didn't change his face, the corners of his mouth were almost pulled to his ears when he smiled, he focused on one day and his whole life.

Cao Deyi looked at him, a shameless thing, he is good at stealing and changing posts, obviously he is a teacher for one day and a father for life.

Qian Yong continued to laugh, Eunuch Cao, you are too worldly.

The eyebrow and eye lawsuits are fierce here, and the inside is also full of noise.

"What kind of idle books are you reading that actually teach you some unreasonable principles? It is only natural for women to reproduce offspring. I have never heard that men can also bear offspring."

"You haven't heard of it doesn't mean you don't have it. Since women are transformed from men, men naturally have them too. It's just that after years of migration and vicissitudes, men's functions have degraded. Besides, men and men also have their own advantages. It's a precedent, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is such a wise king through the ages that he still falls in love with Han Yan, you have to protect me well, and don't let those women in your harem murder me."

"..." Where did all this go.

The teaching failed, Qi Zhan kicked him out, pulled the boy off his back, and pressed him down: "Now that you know the difference between a man and a woman, stop talking nonsense from now on. Ridiculous."

Qi Yu was naked and not ashamed, with his legs wrapped around Qi Zhan's waist, plausibly saying: "All the colors in the world are male and female. The family comes from the genus of Fenghuang, peacock and chicken and pheasant. Wencai belongs to males, dogs and horses." The same is true of Mao Ze. If a man gives birth, the woman can be destroyed."

A child cannot be taught, he is stubborn, so why bother to teach him these things, his head is probably made of granite.

He finally understood why the young man never felt that there was any reason for the two of them to be together. When they were together, no matter what they did, they never knew what the word shy was. For other people, they can kiss when they want to kiss, and ask for sex if they want to have sex, they don't know the word "reservation" at all.

With a long sigh, that's all, just let him go, that's fine, except for the vicious side, this side is extraordinarily innocent, especially in Qi Zhan's mind.