When Tang Leshan woke up, he was dizzy and couldn't tell what night it was.
Lying down and recovering, he sat up.
It turned out that he was lying on a bed of stone.
It was dark all around, all illuminated by a few luminous pearls embedded in the wall.Tang Leshan looked around and found that he was in a simple stone house, all the furnishings in the house were made of cold stone, illuminated by the same cold white light, which made people shudder.
Tang Leshan really shivered.
He actually felt cold.
The last time Tang Leshan felt cold was when Han Qing was fighting Moxiu, and he was lying with Xing Lian.
It was different from the chill caused by Daoist Shangguan drinking too much spiritual energy, the coldness at this moment seemed to seep from the bones, as if the northerners ran to the south-central for the winter.
Tang Leshan got out of bed, felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, realized that he was still wearing a skirt and pearl hairpin, so he tore off all the pearl hairpins first, opened the door top-heavy and walked out.
The wet and cold wind blows, and outside the door is a water area that does not know whether it is a lake or a sea. The dark sky and water merge into one. At first glance, there is only endless blackness.
Tang Leshan was like being on an isolated island, and the feeling of being out of breath became even more serious.
where is he?What about Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo?
Hypoxia.
"you're awake."
The sudden appearance of a male voice behind him startled Tang Leshan.He hurriedly turned his head and saw a familiar person.
It's the magic cultivator wearing half a mask!
Tang Leshan's first reaction was to summon the Great Sage Sword, but the spiritual power stored in his palm at any time could not be used at all, he couldn't sense the Great Sage anymore!
"Don't waste your energy," Shen Xi said lightly, standing a few meters away, "I have locked your meridians, and I have killed your master and that female cultivator."
Tang Leshan:!
impossible!
Tang Leshan's shocked expression obviously pleased Shen Xi. Shen Xi laughed out loud, and said comfortingly: "Just kidding, little friend, don't mind. This is the Demon Realm, you are welcome."
Tang Leshan: "..."
The palpitations of being wrapped around the neck by the poisonous snake were still there, Tang Leshan adjusted his breathing silently, trying to remain calm and said: "Why did you arrest me here?"
It seems that Shen Xi has a very high level of cultivation, Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo have never fought together.
But I can understand without calling, what does it mean to bring him back?
Shen Xi didn't wear that big dark gray cloak, but wore a cotton robe like a mortal.Therefore, he didn't look as tall as he had seen before, except for being tall, he was very thin.If you ignore the mask on his face, he looks like a polite scholar.
It's a pity that the taste changes as soon as I speak.
"I haven't talked to a normal person for a long time," Shen Xi said, "I'll bring you back to talk, and by the way, add some food to His Highness."
Tang Leshan didn't react, and asked in doubt, "Huh?"
Shen Xi seemed to be very patient, smiled, and explained: "You are a Jindan cultivator, and you are very close to Yuanying. Your Highness, he... oh, you should call him 'little devil', he hasn't Having eaten a serious monk, your thunder and fire attribute spirit root is still compatible with His Highness, and you look very pure, so it is perfect for you to come and give His Highness a meal."
Although the demon king can also eat demon cultivators and demon clans, those are not as nourishing as monks.
Tang Leshan: Pure?
Be him Wahaha!
Never thought that he would be used as a food reserve one day!
Tang Leshan had mixed feelings and didn't know how to express his emotions.So he laughed at himself and said, "If I say I'm not a decent person, will you still eat me?"
Shen Xi's smile continued: "Eat."
Tang Leshan put away his smiling face and said sarcastically, "Then I should be honored as the first person to be eaten?"
Shen Xi: "Alright."
Don't be ashamed!
Tang Leshan couldn't hold back, and rolled his eyes.
Will Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo come to rescue him?He is not sure either, visually it is unlikely.
How would he escape?
It would be great if the teleportation array that entered the Demon Realm last time was still there.
During the silence, Shen Xi looked at him from top to bottom, and said again: "Little friend, I still want to open a little bit, and prepare to meet His Highness. I will arrange for the little friend to freshen up later, so he must be clean before going on the road."
He paused, and changed his tone of teasing: "I'm sorry to ask, is little friend a good woman's dress? I'm very open-minded, and I can buy you a new set."
"No need!" Tang Leshan was so angry that he was treated as food, and he still needs to pay attention to personal hygiene when he is about to die?
If you give a pig a bath before slaughtering it, will the pig be willing to die?
Outrageous!
Sure enough, Shen Xi sent "people" to serve Tang Leshan.
Those half-beast monsters that Tang Leshan had seen, with an average height of at least two meters, were drooling and boiled Tang Leshan's bath water.
Shen Xi stood with his hands behind his back, saying something in Mozu language from time to time.
Tang Leshan couldn't understand, but he could guess the meaning.
It must be to prevent the demons from eating him!
Tang Leshan is now a swordsman and has no right to resist.In order to avoid suffering, he took a bath and changed his clothes cooperatively.
What Shen Xi gave him were normal men's clothes.
This was the weirdest bath Tang Leshan had ever taken in his two lifetimes. After taking a bath, he quickly put on his clothes and tried his best to ignore the sound of the half-beast swallowing.
Even when Shen Xi told him that the little devil was coming, he was actually relieved.
Then he was dumbfounded again.
The so-called little devil actually...? !
Tang Leshan put on a new dress and was placed by the water by Shen Xi. After waiting for a while, a sedan chair carried by a half-beast came galloping across the water.
The sedan chair was carried by twelve half-beast monsters, and fell to the ground with a dull "boom".
Then, a three-year-old doll with a pink and jade-like appearance fell out of the sedan chair.
Tang Leshan:? ? ?
"Your Highness, be careful." Shen Xi greeted him from the side, and stabilized the little devil's body in time.
The little devil was wearing a peacock green gown made of silk and satin, with two small hair buns combed, his lips were red and his teeth were so white that he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman.His eyes were big, and he looked at Shen Xi ignorantly.
Shen Xi then turned him towards Tang Leshan.
"Your Highness, look," Shen Xi bent down, "This is the food I caught for you, a real monk."
The little devil reacted for a while, and then he opened his mouth happily, showing his sharp teeth.
Tang Leshan:! ! !
Shen Xi said something in Mozu language again, and the little devil danced happily.Then Shen Xi straightened his upper body and nodded to Tang Leshan.
Tang Leshan:?
Fucking dog, he still fucking smiles at people before killing people!
Shen Xi seemed to have made enough arrangements, and ordered the half-beast monster to pack up his things, and he withdrew from the island after a while.
Only Tang Leshan was left staring at the little demon king with the clammy wind blowing.
The little devil blinked his eyes twice, and took a step in the direction of Tang Leshan.
[Please ask the host to increase the favorability of the little devil, the current favorability is 30.]
Tang Leshan: "..."
[How to improve? 】Tang Leshan searched from the corner of his eye, thinking about whether he could go into the water later to avoid danger.
[Treat the other party as a normal child. 】
The system is simple and straightforward.
Normal kids?Tang Leshan is very tired, he has never raised a child before!
The little devil stood opposite, staring at Tang Leshan curiously.The big black and white eyes shone with the innocence of a child, Tang Leshan looked at each other for a moment, and when the little devil tried to get close to him again, he said forcefully: "Don't eat me!"
The little devil stopped and tilted his head, as if thinking about Tang Leshan's words.
Tang Leshan continued: "It's wrong to eat people."
The little demon king was stunned, showing a confused expression, stumbled and opened his mouth: "The ones you have eaten are not good, but he said, you are delicious."
Tang Leshan: "..."
The not-so-intelligent Yazi of the Little Demon King.
"cough."
Tang Leshan coughed covertly, his thoughts turned rapidly.
The little devil's speech is not very fluent, and his pronunciation is also strange, it should be taught by Shen Xi.And the little devil doesn't reject speaking human language, he can also talk to him, and his IQ is indeed similar to that of a human cub.
Tang Leshan felt like Tang Seng who had been arrested and returned to Huoyun Cave, but his great sage couldn't be summoned right now, and he didn't have Brother Hou to give him foreign aid.
Wait, Tang Seng?
Tang Leshan suddenly thought of something, then laughed to himself, looked at the little devil and said, "Your Highness, don't rush to eat me, I'll show you a show first!"
Little Devil:?
Taking advantage of the little devil's confusion again, Tang Leshan hurriedly cleared his throat, sank into his dantian, and opened his mouth to sing: "White dragon horse, hooves facing west..."
While singing, he used "rich" body language to demonstrate to the little devil what a "horse with hooves facing west" is.
The little devil was even more confused.
Tang Leshan used all his dancing talents in his life to perform "White Dragon Horse" for the little devil. His movements were as stiff as a marionette, which added to the funny effect. fell to the ground.
The little devil was taken aback for a moment, and finally burst out laughing "hahaha".
【Ding!Favorability +1]
Tang Leshan:!
efficient!Sure enough, it is a work that conquers men, women and children all over the country, and it can save lives at critical moments!
The little devil's laughter gave Tang Leshan great encouragement. He was so blessed that he performed "White Dragon Horse" even more exaggeratedly, and continued to perform "Black Cat Sheriff", "Gourd Baby", and "Happy Little Fairy".
Thanks Uncle Wen for the inspiration!
Favorability is like pressing the fast forward button!
The little devil listened with gusto, Tang Leshan was tired from dancing, so he simply sat on the ground and told the little devil the story.
In fact, he can't talk about it, but he has watched a lot of cartoons, so let's start with "Three Monks"!
When Shen Xi came over to check the results, he saw Tang Leshan and the little devil sitting in a row facing the sea, Tang Leshan coaxed softly: "The three monks shook hands and made peace, and finally they stopped fighting, everyone will have water to drink from now on. "
The little devil clapped his little hands, and said in a strange tone: "You, tell me again, let's do it again!"
Tang Leshan's mouth was dry when he told the story, and he was about to tell it again, when he heard Shen Xi say from behind:
"Your Highness, what are you doing?"
Tang Leshan was frightened again, got up and turned to Shen Xi.
The little demon king was more excited, and ran over to speak a series of demonic language to Shen Xi, pointing to Tang Leshan while speaking.
Shen Xi glanced back and forth between the Little Demon King and Tang Leshan, and the meaning of the smile on his lips was unclear.After the little devil finished speaking, he also replied with a string of devil language.
Then, Tang Leshan saw a group of half-beast demons stepping on the water, and brought a low-level demon clan with them.
The low-level demons were already in a half-dizzy state, and when they were thrown to the ground by the half-beast demon, the little demon king happily ran over.
The next moment, Tang Leshan watched the little demon king open his mouth wide and bite the demon's neck.
"Ow!" The low-level demons screamed.
Blood splattered everywhere, covering the little devil's face, but the little devil was laughing!
"Ouch..." Tang Leshan was irritated by the thick bloody smell, and the sound of flesh and blood being chewed made Tang Leshan's scalp tingle.
Shen Xi transmitted to Tang Leshan's ear, and said meaningfully: "Remember, he is not human."
The feeling of chest tightness and shortness of breath haunted Tang Leshan again. Tang Leshan breathed hard, but still felt that there was not enough oxygen.
After finally waiting for the little devil to finish his meal, Shen Xi led the little devil and the half-beasts to retreat, and Tang Leshan sat down slowly facing the black blood of stumped limbs in the distance.
"Leshan, forget it."
Tang Leshan was just about to calm down when he heard someone talking behind him.
He froze immediately.
How come both of them are willing to appear from behind him!
He turned around abruptly, then froze in place.
"Uncle Wen?" Tang Leshan was dumbfounded.
No, it's not Uncle Wen, it's a demon!
The demon has escaped!
"Leshan, haven't you noticed?" Uncle Wen talked to Tang Leshan with a smile, and walked leisurely to the water's edge, "As long as you become enchanted, you can immediately get back your spiritual power."
Uncle Wen raised his head, ripples appeared on the dark surface of the water, and the devilish energy rose slowly, until Uncle Wen sucked it in!
"Are you kidding me, my uncle?" Tang Leshan said unwaveringly, "I'll either get out alive or die here. Don't try to persuade me to find a partner in Demon Realm."
"Don't be so resistant," Uncle Wen said, "What's so good about the world of comprehension? You haven't had enough of the rules and regulations in your last life? Don't you want to be free and do whatever you want?"
Tang Leshan shook his head: "Uncle Wen, I didn't pay attention to the class when I saw you. Marx said that only a thinking person is free and independent. If I become a demon, and my actions and deeds succumb to my desires, what freedom is there? "
"...Ha ha." Uncle Wen laughed, "I really don't know what to say about you."
During the conversation, Uncle Wen's figure faded away, and in the end, only his voice remained in Tang Leshan's ear: "If you want to survive, just listen to me."
The spiritual energy of the Demon Realm was thin, and Tang Leshan's meridian was locked again, so he couldn't practice it, so he simply fell asleep.
There is no difference between day and night here, Tang Leshan has no sense of time every time he opens his eyes, and simply lies on the stone bed and continues to sleep.
Although the bed was very hard, what harsh conditions had he not experienced in his previous life?Just be tough, be quiet anyway.
After falling asleep and waking up like this, it was Shen Xi who pulled him out of bed again.
The little devil is here again.
"Stop playing tricks, little friend." Shen Xi warned Tang Leshan with a smile, "You won't be able to escape."
Tang Leshan could see that Shen Xi was the boss here, and it was easier to crush him than to crush an ant.So he didn't fight, and nodded wisely.
Then, after Shen Xi finished explaining the little devil's position, he cheerfully waved to the little devil: "Come on, cutie, brother will continue to tell you stories! Let's talk about 'Havoc in the Sky' today, okay?"
Tang Leshan's tricks are easy to use, but the little devil still fell into his vivid description, and after listening to the Havoc in Heaven with great interest, he urged Tang Leshan to repeat it.
"Take a break."
In Tang Leshan's mind, the system reported that the favorability level was rising, unexpectedly breaking through 80.He knelt on the ground on one knee, looked at the little devil king, and said with a smile: "Brother has a new game and wants to play with you, okay?"
There is really an illusion of being with a child.
"Okay!" The little devil didn't seem to have played, and everything Tang Leshan mentioned seemed attractive.
Tang Leshan also had fun, using stones to build a tall pillar on the ground.
"Let's play throwing pillars."
Tang Leshan placed a few more different heights, and then took the little devil to a distance, and demonstrated to the little devil: "Let's compete, using stones and throwing pillars."
As he spoke, he threw a stone and successfully knocked down a pillar.
"Whoever fights correctly wins," Tang Leshan said, "If you win, I'll hold you high. If I win, don't eat me."
"Okay, okay!" The little devil nodded repeatedly, picked up a stone impatiently, and threw it at the stone pillar decisively.
The stone pillar fell immediately!
"Your Highness is amazing!" Tang Leshan clapped his hands, immediately held the little devil's armpits, and lifted the little devil up, "Fly! Uh—"
Not only did he lift the little devil, but he also held the opponent in a circle in a reductive manner.
"Giggle!" The little devil's hearty laughter resounded across the island.
In order to make the little devil happy, Tang Leshan naturally didn't win. The target stone pillar was getting farther and farther away from them, and the little devil hit it every time. Kojima ran.
Until the last one, the stone pillar was far away from them.
"Brother, brother." Under the influence of Tang Leshan, the little devil finally learned to call him brother.
Tang Leshan was delighted, and replied in response: "What's the matter?"
The little devil raised his head, earnestly said with anticipation in his eyes: "You, win, ah."
"Okay!" Tang Leshan blew on the stone in his hand as if exercising his power, then rubbed it vigorously, and threw it with all his strength!
Didn't hit.
"Oh." Tang Leshan looked at the little devil and said deliberately, "Brother can't win."
"Yes!" The little demon king picked up the small stone, and imitated Tang Leshan's way and blew into his palm. He glanced at Tang Leshan before throwing it vigorously forward!
Didn't hit!
Obviously he didn't hit it, but the little devil jumped up happily, and said while jumping: "Brother, stay with me, stay with me!"
Tang Leshan also had a smile in his eyes, and squatted down to look at the little devil king: "Your Highness, don't you want to eat me?"
The little devil also stopped moving, twisted his small body, and nodded embarrassingly.
"Thank you, Your Highness," Tang Leshan simply hugged the little devil into his arms, and let the little devil sit on his lap, "Your Highness is so kind, how can I repay you?"
He pretended to think about it, then smiled and said: "Then let me tell His Highness another story about 'Sima Guang smashing the vat'!"
On this day, when Shen Xi came to pick up the little devil, the little devil was sleeping soundly in Tang Leshan's arms.
The small face, which is exactly the same as that of a human being, is fair and immature, and occasionally has a sweet dream and smiles sweetly.
When Shen Xi saw this, the smile that was always on his lips at that time finally disappeared.
"I underestimated you, Shangguan's apprentice." Shen Xi said without anger.
Tang Leshan calmed down a lot, nodded, and agreed with Shen Xi: "Where is it, thanks to Master's teaching."
Shen Xi: "..."
"Hmph!" Shen Xi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Tang Leshan, took the little demon king away, and left with the half-beast monsters.
Tang Leshan waited for them to disappear, his shoulders slumped, and he let out a sigh of relief.
Up to now, he can seem confident, all relying on bold guesses.
According to Shangguan Zhenren, the demon clan is in civil strife, and the big and small demon kings have their own powers. Shen Xi should have taken refuge in the camp of the little demon king.
It can be observed how the little devil and Shen Xi get along, Shen Xi doesn't seem to be serving the little devil, but wants to subtly let the little devil obey him.
How could such a self-willed person, who even plotted against the little devil, allow a little Tang Leshan to disobey his arrangement of "feeding the little devil".
So even if Tang Leshan died, he would die at the mouth of the little devil, and Shen Xi would not do anything to him.
But Tang Leshan didn't intend to make Shen Xi fulfill his wish.
The author has something to say: only thinking people are free and independent. ——Excerpt from "Human Existence and Freedom——Marx's Five Theses about Human Beings", author unknown
ps: Tang Tang didn't listen well in class, he quoted randomly, hahahaha I thought I could write about Ah Lian today, but I didn't, woo woo... Tomorrow, tomorrow we, Ah Lian, will definitely appear! ! !
感谢在2021-08-2706:43:55~2021-08-2806:53:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 2 Shiyu for those who love to eat strawberries; 1 for me who takes off;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of Shiyu who loves to eat strawberries; 20 bottles of salted fish essence that sleeps and loses dreams; 15 bottles of me who take off; 12 bottles of mints;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Lying down and recovering, he sat up.
It turned out that he was lying on a bed of stone.
It was dark all around, all illuminated by a few luminous pearls embedded in the wall.Tang Leshan looked around and found that he was in a simple stone house, all the furnishings in the house were made of cold stone, illuminated by the same cold white light, which made people shudder.
Tang Leshan really shivered.
He actually felt cold.
The last time Tang Leshan felt cold was when Han Qing was fighting Moxiu, and he was lying with Xing Lian.
It was different from the chill caused by Daoist Shangguan drinking too much spiritual energy, the coldness at this moment seemed to seep from the bones, as if the northerners ran to the south-central for the winter.
Tang Leshan got out of bed, felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, realized that he was still wearing a skirt and pearl hairpin, so he tore off all the pearl hairpins first, opened the door top-heavy and walked out.
The wet and cold wind blows, and outside the door is a water area that does not know whether it is a lake or a sea. The dark sky and water merge into one. At first glance, there is only endless blackness.
Tang Leshan was like being on an isolated island, and the feeling of being out of breath became even more serious.
where is he?What about Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo?
Hypoxia.
"you're awake."
The sudden appearance of a male voice behind him startled Tang Leshan.He hurriedly turned his head and saw a familiar person.
It's the magic cultivator wearing half a mask!
Tang Leshan's first reaction was to summon the Great Sage Sword, but the spiritual power stored in his palm at any time could not be used at all, he couldn't sense the Great Sage anymore!
"Don't waste your energy," Shen Xi said lightly, standing a few meters away, "I have locked your meridians, and I have killed your master and that female cultivator."
Tang Leshan:!
impossible!
Tang Leshan's shocked expression obviously pleased Shen Xi. Shen Xi laughed out loud, and said comfortingly: "Just kidding, little friend, don't mind. This is the Demon Realm, you are welcome."
Tang Leshan: "..."
The palpitations of being wrapped around the neck by the poisonous snake were still there, Tang Leshan adjusted his breathing silently, trying to remain calm and said: "Why did you arrest me here?"
It seems that Shen Xi has a very high level of cultivation, Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo have never fought together.
But I can understand without calling, what does it mean to bring him back?
Shen Xi didn't wear that big dark gray cloak, but wore a cotton robe like a mortal.Therefore, he didn't look as tall as he had seen before, except for being tall, he was very thin.If you ignore the mask on his face, he looks like a polite scholar.
It's a pity that the taste changes as soon as I speak.
"I haven't talked to a normal person for a long time," Shen Xi said, "I'll bring you back to talk, and by the way, add some food to His Highness."
Tang Leshan didn't react, and asked in doubt, "Huh?"
Shen Xi seemed to be very patient, smiled, and explained: "You are a Jindan cultivator, and you are very close to Yuanying. Your Highness, he... oh, you should call him 'little devil', he hasn't Having eaten a serious monk, your thunder and fire attribute spirit root is still compatible with His Highness, and you look very pure, so it is perfect for you to come and give His Highness a meal."
Although the demon king can also eat demon cultivators and demon clans, those are not as nourishing as monks.
Tang Leshan: Pure?
Be him Wahaha!
Never thought that he would be used as a food reserve one day!
Tang Leshan had mixed feelings and didn't know how to express his emotions.So he laughed at himself and said, "If I say I'm not a decent person, will you still eat me?"
Shen Xi's smile continued: "Eat."
Tang Leshan put away his smiling face and said sarcastically, "Then I should be honored as the first person to be eaten?"
Shen Xi: "Alright."
Don't be ashamed!
Tang Leshan couldn't hold back, and rolled his eyes.
Will Shangguan Zhenren and Bai Qianmo come to rescue him?He is not sure either, visually it is unlikely.
How would he escape?
It would be great if the teleportation array that entered the Demon Realm last time was still there.
During the silence, Shen Xi looked at him from top to bottom, and said again: "Little friend, I still want to open a little bit, and prepare to meet His Highness. I will arrange for the little friend to freshen up later, so he must be clean before going on the road."
He paused, and changed his tone of teasing: "I'm sorry to ask, is little friend a good woman's dress? I'm very open-minded, and I can buy you a new set."
"No need!" Tang Leshan was so angry that he was treated as food, and he still needs to pay attention to personal hygiene when he is about to die?
If you give a pig a bath before slaughtering it, will the pig be willing to die?
Outrageous!
Sure enough, Shen Xi sent "people" to serve Tang Leshan.
Those half-beast monsters that Tang Leshan had seen, with an average height of at least two meters, were drooling and boiled Tang Leshan's bath water.
Shen Xi stood with his hands behind his back, saying something in Mozu language from time to time.
Tang Leshan couldn't understand, but he could guess the meaning.
It must be to prevent the demons from eating him!
Tang Leshan is now a swordsman and has no right to resist.In order to avoid suffering, he took a bath and changed his clothes cooperatively.
What Shen Xi gave him were normal men's clothes.
This was the weirdest bath Tang Leshan had ever taken in his two lifetimes. After taking a bath, he quickly put on his clothes and tried his best to ignore the sound of the half-beast swallowing.
Even when Shen Xi told him that the little devil was coming, he was actually relieved.
Then he was dumbfounded again.
The so-called little devil actually...? !
Tang Leshan put on a new dress and was placed by the water by Shen Xi. After waiting for a while, a sedan chair carried by a half-beast came galloping across the water.
The sedan chair was carried by twelve half-beast monsters, and fell to the ground with a dull "boom".
Then, a three-year-old doll with a pink and jade-like appearance fell out of the sedan chair.
Tang Leshan:? ? ?
"Your Highness, be careful." Shen Xi greeted him from the side, and stabilized the little devil's body in time.
The little devil was wearing a peacock green gown made of silk and satin, with two small hair buns combed, his lips were red and his teeth were so white that he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman.His eyes were big, and he looked at Shen Xi ignorantly.
Shen Xi then turned him towards Tang Leshan.
"Your Highness, look," Shen Xi bent down, "This is the food I caught for you, a real monk."
The little devil reacted for a while, and then he opened his mouth happily, showing his sharp teeth.
Tang Leshan:! ! !
Shen Xi said something in Mozu language again, and the little devil danced happily.Then Shen Xi straightened his upper body and nodded to Tang Leshan.
Tang Leshan:?
Fucking dog, he still fucking smiles at people before killing people!
Shen Xi seemed to have made enough arrangements, and ordered the half-beast monster to pack up his things, and he withdrew from the island after a while.
Only Tang Leshan was left staring at the little demon king with the clammy wind blowing.
The little devil blinked his eyes twice, and took a step in the direction of Tang Leshan.
[Please ask the host to increase the favorability of the little devil, the current favorability is 30.]
Tang Leshan: "..."
[How to improve? 】Tang Leshan searched from the corner of his eye, thinking about whether he could go into the water later to avoid danger.
[Treat the other party as a normal child. 】
The system is simple and straightforward.
Normal kids?Tang Leshan is very tired, he has never raised a child before!
The little devil stood opposite, staring at Tang Leshan curiously.The big black and white eyes shone with the innocence of a child, Tang Leshan looked at each other for a moment, and when the little devil tried to get close to him again, he said forcefully: "Don't eat me!"
The little devil stopped and tilted his head, as if thinking about Tang Leshan's words.
Tang Leshan continued: "It's wrong to eat people."
The little demon king was stunned, showing a confused expression, stumbled and opened his mouth: "The ones you have eaten are not good, but he said, you are delicious."
Tang Leshan: "..."
The not-so-intelligent Yazi of the Little Demon King.
"cough."
Tang Leshan coughed covertly, his thoughts turned rapidly.
The little devil's speech is not very fluent, and his pronunciation is also strange, it should be taught by Shen Xi.And the little devil doesn't reject speaking human language, he can also talk to him, and his IQ is indeed similar to that of a human cub.
Tang Leshan felt like Tang Seng who had been arrested and returned to Huoyun Cave, but his great sage couldn't be summoned right now, and he didn't have Brother Hou to give him foreign aid.
Wait, Tang Seng?
Tang Leshan suddenly thought of something, then laughed to himself, looked at the little devil and said, "Your Highness, don't rush to eat me, I'll show you a show first!"
Little Devil:?
Taking advantage of the little devil's confusion again, Tang Leshan hurriedly cleared his throat, sank into his dantian, and opened his mouth to sing: "White dragon horse, hooves facing west..."
While singing, he used "rich" body language to demonstrate to the little devil what a "horse with hooves facing west" is.
The little devil was even more confused.
Tang Leshan used all his dancing talents in his life to perform "White Dragon Horse" for the little devil. His movements were as stiff as a marionette, which added to the funny effect. fell to the ground.
The little devil was taken aback for a moment, and finally burst out laughing "hahaha".
【Ding!Favorability +1]
Tang Leshan:!
efficient!Sure enough, it is a work that conquers men, women and children all over the country, and it can save lives at critical moments!
The little devil's laughter gave Tang Leshan great encouragement. He was so blessed that he performed "White Dragon Horse" even more exaggeratedly, and continued to perform "Black Cat Sheriff", "Gourd Baby", and "Happy Little Fairy".
Thanks Uncle Wen for the inspiration!
Favorability is like pressing the fast forward button!
The little devil listened with gusto, Tang Leshan was tired from dancing, so he simply sat on the ground and told the little devil the story.
In fact, he can't talk about it, but he has watched a lot of cartoons, so let's start with "Three Monks"!
When Shen Xi came over to check the results, he saw Tang Leshan and the little devil sitting in a row facing the sea, Tang Leshan coaxed softly: "The three monks shook hands and made peace, and finally they stopped fighting, everyone will have water to drink from now on. "
The little devil clapped his little hands, and said in a strange tone: "You, tell me again, let's do it again!"
Tang Leshan's mouth was dry when he told the story, and he was about to tell it again, when he heard Shen Xi say from behind:
"Your Highness, what are you doing?"
Tang Leshan was frightened again, got up and turned to Shen Xi.
The little demon king was more excited, and ran over to speak a series of demonic language to Shen Xi, pointing to Tang Leshan while speaking.
Shen Xi glanced back and forth between the Little Demon King and Tang Leshan, and the meaning of the smile on his lips was unclear.After the little devil finished speaking, he also replied with a string of devil language.
Then, Tang Leshan saw a group of half-beast demons stepping on the water, and brought a low-level demon clan with them.
The low-level demons were already in a half-dizzy state, and when they were thrown to the ground by the half-beast demon, the little demon king happily ran over.
The next moment, Tang Leshan watched the little demon king open his mouth wide and bite the demon's neck.
"Ow!" The low-level demons screamed.
Blood splattered everywhere, covering the little devil's face, but the little devil was laughing!
"Ouch..." Tang Leshan was irritated by the thick bloody smell, and the sound of flesh and blood being chewed made Tang Leshan's scalp tingle.
Shen Xi transmitted to Tang Leshan's ear, and said meaningfully: "Remember, he is not human."
The feeling of chest tightness and shortness of breath haunted Tang Leshan again. Tang Leshan breathed hard, but still felt that there was not enough oxygen.
After finally waiting for the little devil to finish his meal, Shen Xi led the little devil and the half-beasts to retreat, and Tang Leshan sat down slowly facing the black blood of stumped limbs in the distance.
"Leshan, forget it."
Tang Leshan was just about to calm down when he heard someone talking behind him.
He froze immediately.
How come both of them are willing to appear from behind him!
He turned around abruptly, then froze in place.
"Uncle Wen?" Tang Leshan was dumbfounded.
No, it's not Uncle Wen, it's a demon!
The demon has escaped!
"Leshan, haven't you noticed?" Uncle Wen talked to Tang Leshan with a smile, and walked leisurely to the water's edge, "As long as you become enchanted, you can immediately get back your spiritual power."
Uncle Wen raised his head, ripples appeared on the dark surface of the water, and the devilish energy rose slowly, until Uncle Wen sucked it in!
"Are you kidding me, my uncle?" Tang Leshan said unwaveringly, "I'll either get out alive or die here. Don't try to persuade me to find a partner in Demon Realm."
"Don't be so resistant," Uncle Wen said, "What's so good about the world of comprehension? You haven't had enough of the rules and regulations in your last life? Don't you want to be free and do whatever you want?"
Tang Leshan shook his head: "Uncle Wen, I didn't pay attention to the class when I saw you. Marx said that only a thinking person is free and independent. If I become a demon, and my actions and deeds succumb to my desires, what freedom is there? "
"...Ha ha." Uncle Wen laughed, "I really don't know what to say about you."
During the conversation, Uncle Wen's figure faded away, and in the end, only his voice remained in Tang Leshan's ear: "If you want to survive, just listen to me."
The spiritual energy of the Demon Realm was thin, and Tang Leshan's meridian was locked again, so he couldn't practice it, so he simply fell asleep.
There is no difference between day and night here, Tang Leshan has no sense of time every time he opens his eyes, and simply lies on the stone bed and continues to sleep.
Although the bed was very hard, what harsh conditions had he not experienced in his previous life?Just be tough, be quiet anyway.
After falling asleep and waking up like this, it was Shen Xi who pulled him out of bed again.
The little devil is here again.
"Stop playing tricks, little friend." Shen Xi warned Tang Leshan with a smile, "You won't be able to escape."
Tang Leshan could see that Shen Xi was the boss here, and it was easier to crush him than to crush an ant.So he didn't fight, and nodded wisely.
Then, after Shen Xi finished explaining the little devil's position, he cheerfully waved to the little devil: "Come on, cutie, brother will continue to tell you stories! Let's talk about 'Havoc in the Sky' today, okay?"
Tang Leshan's tricks are easy to use, but the little devil still fell into his vivid description, and after listening to the Havoc in Heaven with great interest, he urged Tang Leshan to repeat it.
"Take a break."
In Tang Leshan's mind, the system reported that the favorability level was rising, unexpectedly breaking through 80.He knelt on the ground on one knee, looked at the little devil king, and said with a smile: "Brother has a new game and wants to play with you, okay?"
There is really an illusion of being with a child.
"Okay!" The little devil didn't seem to have played, and everything Tang Leshan mentioned seemed attractive.
Tang Leshan also had fun, using stones to build a tall pillar on the ground.
"Let's play throwing pillars."
Tang Leshan placed a few more different heights, and then took the little devil to a distance, and demonstrated to the little devil: "Let's compete, using stones and throwing pillars."
As he spoke, he threw a stone and successfully knocked down a pillar.
"Whoever fights correctly wins," Tang Leshan said, "If you win, I'll hold you high. If I win, don't eat me."
"Okay, okay!" The little devil nodded repeatedly, picked up a stone impatiently, and threw it at the stone pillar decisively.
The stone pillar fell immediately!
"Your Highness is amazing!" Tang Leshan clapped his hands, immediately held the little devil's armpits, and lifted the little devil up, "Fly! Uh—"
Not only did he lift the little devil, but he also held the opponent in a circle in a reductive manner.
"Giggle!" The little devil's hearty laughter resounded across the island.
In order to make the little devil happy, Tang Leshan naturally didn't win. The target stone pillar was getting farther and farther away from them, and the little devil hit it every time. Kojima ran.
Until the last one, the stone pillar was far away from them.
"Brother, brother." Under the influence of Tang Leshan, the little devil finally learned to call him brother.
Tang Leshan was delighted, and replied in response: "What's the matter?"
The little devil raised his head, earnestly said with anticipation in his eyes: "You, win, ah."
"Okay!" Tang Leshan blew on the stone in his hand as if exercising his power, then rubbed it vigorously, and threw it with all his strength!
Didn't hit.
"Oh." Tang Leshan looked at the little devil and said deliberately, "Brother can't win."
"Yes!" The little demon king picked up the small stone, and imitated Tang Leshan's way and blew into his palm. He glanced at Tang Leshan before throwing it vigorously forward!
Didn't hit!
Obviously he didn't hit it, but the little devil jumped up happily, and said while jumping: "Brother, stay with me, stay with me!"
Tang Leshan also had a smile in his eyes, and squatted down to look at the little devil king: "Your Highness, don't you want to eat me?"
The little devil also stopped moving, twisted his small body, and nodded embarrassingly.
"Thank you, Your Highness," Tang Leshan simply hugged the little devil into his arms, and let the little devil sit on his lap, "Your Highness is so kind, how can I repay you?"
He pretended to think about it, then smiled and said: "Then let me tell His Highness another story about 'Sima Guang smashing the vat'!"
On this day, when Shen Xi came to pick up the little devil, the little devil was sleeping soundly in Tang Leshan's arms.
The small face, which is exactly the same as that of a human being, is fair and immature, and occasionally has a sweet dream and smiles sweetly.
When Shen Xi saw this, the smile that was always on his lips at that time finally disappeared.
"I underestimated you, Shangguan's apprentice." Shen Xi said without anger.
Tang Leshan calmed down a lot, nodded, and agreed with Shen Xi: "Where is it, thanks to Master's teaching."
Shen Xi: "..."
"Hmph!" Shen Xi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Tang Leshan, took the little demon king away, and left with the half-beast monsters.
Tang Leshan waited for them to disappear, his shoulders slumped, and he let out a sigh of relief.
Up to now, he can seem confident, all relying on bold guesses.
According to Shangguan Zhenren, the demon clan is in civil strife, and the big and small demon kings have their own powers. Shen Xi should have taken refuge in the camp of the little demon king.
It can be observed how the little devil and Shen Xi get along, Shen Xi doesn't seem to be serving the little devil, but wants to subtly let the little devil obey him.
How could such a self-willed person, who even plotted against the little devil, allow a little Tang Leshan to disobey his arrangement of "feeding the little devil".
So even if Tang Leshan died, he would die at the mouth of the little devil, and Shen Xi would not do anything to him.
But Tang Leshan didn't intend to make Shen Xi fulfill his wish.
The author has something to say: only thinking people are free and independent. ——Excerpt from "Human Existence and Freedom——Marx's Five Theses about Human Beings", author unknown
ps: Tang Tang didn't listen well in class, he quoted randomly, hahahaha I thought I could write about Ah Lian today, but I didn't, woo woo... Tomorrow, tomorrow we, Ah Lian, will definitely appear! ! !
感谢在2021-08-2706:43:55~2021-08-2806:53:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 2 Shiyu for those who love to eat strawberries; 1 for me who takes off;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of Shiyu who loves to eat strawberries; 20 bottles of salted fish essence that sleeps and loses dreams; 15 bottles of me who take off; 12 bottles of mints;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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