Be a backer for young villains! [Transmigration Book]

Tang Leshan paused for a moment, lowered his voice, and mysteriously spit out four words:

"I want to take a shower."

Xing Lian: ...

Then Tang Leshan smiled and pointed to Xing Lian next to him:

"My brother also wants to wash."

Xing Lian:! ! !

Tang Leshan was telling the truth, he really wanted to take a bath.

He ran for a whole day yesterday, and he hadn't changed his clothes all day and night, and his body was terribly uncomfortable.

In modern times, Tang Leshan is also a person with good hygienic habits. Except for missions, he takes a bath and changes clothes every day to keep himself clean.

Coming to the ancient world, Tang Leshan got used to it without a mobile phone or a computer, but he hadn't fully accepted taking a bath and going to the toilet.

Before the Tang family had money and servants, there was no toilet paper, so cloth could be used; he had to take a bath every day, and servants took care of him.Except for the fact that the old housekeeper didn't let him wash his hair all the time, overall, he was comfortable.

But in the realm of comprehension, he is no longer the eldest son of the Tang family, and no one serves him.He went to the toilet in the morning, and the toilet in the Zizai Pavilion is quite high-end, with silk cloth and water flow, so there is no problem with hygiene.

But the water flow is not enough to take a bath. Could it be that the well water in the backyard is used for washing?

It's not impossible, but I didn't change my clothes after washing!

Tang Leshan felt deeply that he had a lot of shit, but he couldn't bear it anymore.

Xu Wang's expression was blank, as if he was digesting Tang Leshan's question.

But he quickly laughed, and said cheerfully: "No problem, there is a special bathing place outside the door, I will take the two of you there."

After solving a major matter on his mind, Tang Leshan was in a good mood.

After breakfast, they went to the outer classroom to listen to the others together.

This is also an activity that all sects have. Although cultivation depends on oneself, there must be someone to give pointers and answer questions.

Of course, because the outer disciples do not have a formal mastery, the person who is responsible for guiding them is naturally not the elder or the head of the sect, but mostly the inner disciples or personal heirs.

It happened that Tang Leshan and the others met Gu Tang this time.

Tang Leshan was very happy to see Gu Tang, and greeted him from a long distance away:

"Morning, Senior Brother Gu!"

Gu Tang was as easy-going as ever, and when he saw them, he asked, "Did you sleep well? Are you still used to it?"

"Very good!" Tang Leshan responded, "Brother Gu, I have an appointment with Brother Xu to take a bath later, are you coming?"

"Uh..." Gu Tang was stunned for a moment, then smiled politely, "I'm not going."

"Okay," Tang Leshan shrugged regretfully, "Then next time."

Xing Lian held his forehead beside him, wanting to find a crack in the ground to get in.

People who practice Taoism, how can they talk about things like taking a bath to get rid of filth.

Besides, above the foundation building, one can learn low-level techniques such as avoiding dust and bigu, and getting rid of the trivialities of the world.

It's fine that Tang Leshan doesn't have common sense, and he yells everywhere with great fanfare.

Gu Tang has already established his foundation, one step away from forming a pill.But he didn't ridicule Tang Leshan, but echoed: "Okay."

But Tang Leshan was not finished yet, he said with a smile: "Senior brother Gu, I have an unfeeling request. Do you have any extra clothes, can you lend me two to wear?"

Gu Tang: "..."

Xing Lian: "..."

The key to socializing is to have a thick skin.

In the morning, Tang Leshan had already borrowed two sets of clothes, one for himself and one for Xing Lian, and the other party made it clear that they didn't have to return them.

Not only that, Tang Leshan also invited several outer disciples, planning to take a bath together after dinner.

"I'm not going." Xing Lian was categorical and told Tang Leshan while having lunch.

"Why don't you go?" Tang Leshan still gave Xing Lian the delicious food as he did at breakfast, "Are you not feeling bad?"

Of course Xing Lian is not uncomfortable, he is not a mortal.But he remained silent and stood firm.

Then he ate up the meat that Tang Leshan gave him.

"Go," Tang Leshan insisted, "It's so interesting to take a bath. In my hometown, taking a bath is one of the important daily activities among friends."

Xing Lian raised her eyes, and glanced coolly at Tang Leshan: "Did you remember the qi training formula taught by Senior Brother Gu this morning?"

"...It's okay." Tang Leshan recalled it, barely remembering.

"Then let's start practicing." Xing Lian said solemnly with a delicate and immature face, "Build the foundation as soon as possible, and you won't have those troubles."

It's a pity that Xing Lian overestimated Tang Leshan's shame.

In the afternoon, he was still hooked by Tang Leshan and dragged to the back mountain.

Zizai Pavilion was built halfway up a mountain, and the outer sect disciples who had not yet established their foundation had to deal with internal affairs like ordinary people.

The place where they bathe is a bit like a modern hot spring villa, with man-made buildings and stone roads, as well as natural pools and stone walls.

Xu Wang was in charge of leading the way, and he also carried a change of clothes and a tub, leading them to a place similar to a dressing room.

In fact, it is an open-air screen not far from the pool, and the clothes they take off will be hung on it.

"Do you need me to help you take it off?"

Seeing Xing Lian's reluctant expression, Tang Leshan patted Xing Lian's shoulder and asked.

"No need."

Xing Lian untied the belt of his outer shirt, and the last time he took a bath, it seemed that he was in the Tang Mansion, and Tang Leshan forced him to wash it.

History is always strikingly similar.

"Daoyou has a good figure, but is too thin."

Xu Wang was not reserved either, he took off his robe in a few moments, and started chatting with Tang Leshan: "The path of cultivation is difficult, even if you don't have a strong body."

In fact, Tang Leshan's original owner's figure is not bad, the only weakness is that his muscle strength has not improved.After Tang Leshan's conditioning, the strength has gone in the morning, and the lines have also been trained by Tang Leshan to become more beautiful. The chest muscles and abdominal muscles are mermaid lines, and everything is in place.

After all, in the gym in his previous life, people often struck up a conversation with him.

Xu Wang was a farmer in the human world, his shoulders were dark and strong, and Tang Leshan was naturally thin.

Tang Leshan did not object, and even agreed:

"Senior brother Xu is right, I need to exercise more. My Ah Lian is too thin, so eat more."

Just as Xing Lian unbuttoned his front collar, he paused when he heard the words.

what's the situation?

Why is it "My Ah Lian"!

"Don't be dazed, hurry up." Tang Leshan felt that something was wrong, and urged Xing Lian, "I'm done taking off."

As he spoke, he pulled the waistband of his trousers, ready to take off his trousers.

"Fellow Taoist!" Xu Wang stopped Tang Leshan in time.

Tang Leshan followed the sound and looked, and found Xu Wang and several others looking at him in horror.

Looking at Xing Lian again, he also has a complicated face.

"That's enough." Xu Wang said sullenly.

Tang Leshan: "..."

When he lived in the human world, he also felt that the people here were quite open, and there were also bathhouses for people to take a bath.

As a result, he only found out now, did they all take a shower in their pants?

Wash away the loneliness!

"Okay." Tang Leshan compromised and did as the Romans did.

Finally got into the water as he wished, Tang Leshan almost cried with joy.

Xu Wang also brought saponin like soap, which can be used to wash hair.

Tang Leshan finally washed his hair.

"It's pretty clean," Tang Leshan leaned on the stone by the pool, wiped the water from his face and said, "But there are still some things missing."

"What's missing?" Someone cheered.

Xing Lian still sat beside Tang Leshan silently.Now everyone agrees that he and Tang Leshan are brothers, and he doesn't need to explain them one by one.

And as Tang Leshan's stupid things increased, he actually started to get used to it.

I only heard Tang Leshan say: "Bath towel."

Xing Lian:? ? ?

Like Xing Lian, the others didn't understand, and Xu Wang repeated: "What is a bath towel?"

"It's just rubbing the ashes." Tang Leshan felt that it was difficult to explain, so he took a piece of cloth and gestured on his arm, "When you rub it like this, the ashes on your body will fall off, tsk tsk, it's very comfortable to take a bath, after taking a bath , you will feel that your whole life has been sublimated."

"Hahaha," Xu Wang laughed loudly, "We have never heard of such a good thing."

"It doesn't matter," Tang Leshan said, "I'll do some research and make one myself. If it's useful then, I'll give each of you a piece."

"Thank you very much."

Everyone couldn't understand what Tang Leshan was saying, but they found it very interesting and were happy to respond.Only one person, after laughing, said with longing: "When we build the foundation, we can get rid of these filthy things and never have to bathe again."

"Yeah yeah."

All the disciples of the outer sect thought so. When it comes to cultivating the Tao, everyone is fascinated.

Only Tang Leshan pursed his lips and remained silent.

Xing Lian looked at Tang Leshan out of the corner of his eye, thinking, was he hit by the facts?

Know that you have no common sense?

But Tang Leshan sighed, and said seriously: "How can taking a bath be a dirty and trivial matter? It's obviously a happy thing. Especially with friends and brothers, how relaxing it is."

After speaking, in order to prove his point, Tang Leshan raised his hand and said, "Come on, Ah Lian, let me rub your back."

Before Xing Lian understood how he lay down with the gun, Tang Leshan had already pushed him to the edge of the pool, and patted him on the back vigorously with a wet cloth.

Tang Leshan: "Look, good brothers, we have to rub each other's backs. I'll rub my brother first, and then I'll rub your backs. My scrubbing is amazing!"

Xing Lian:? ? ?

What evil did he do to know this bastard Tang Leshan!

He's not used to it, not at all!

The author has something to say:

Tang·Bath Mania·Leshan is officially launched: If you want to be good brothers, you have to take a bath together!High vigilance?Just take a shower!

Xing Lian recalled n years later: Once upon a time, I wanted to die with him.