The sand sculpture roommate is always teasing me

At about ten o'clock the next morning, dormitory 506 woke up one after another from their sleep.After everyone washed up one by one, Yu Huan and Li Yueming had almost packed their things and prepared to go home.

Jing Shuo checked the WeChat ID, and the scammer finally passed the friend application.

"The liar added me, and he only passed it after midnight yesterday, and even sent a cute emoji."

As he spoke, he clicked into the other party's circle of friends, and as expected, it was only visible for three days.

"Do you know how to talk?" Yu Huan stuffed two dirty clothes into a shoulder bag, "Remember, follow him a little bit so that he thinks you are easy to deceive, and hook a little bit so that he won't doubt you , and is still itching for you, let’s see if he wants to cheat money or sex. If he really doesn’t, you can come and ask me.”

Just as Chen Jiashu came out of the bathroom, he looked at Yu Huan thoughtfully.

Follow along?Hook it up?Itching?

Before leaving, Yu Huan thought of something else: "Oh, by the way, you can act like a little fan of Chen Jiashu. Send him messages such as "Little brother, you are so handsome, do you have a girlfriend, or give him some I like you?" A hint of wanting to fall in love with you. If he wants to lie to you, I guess he will first date you online, trick you into sending nude photos, or text-love."

In the past two days, Jing Shuo's three views were a bit shattered, which made him not want to ask too much now.

However, Yu Huan saw through him at a glance: "I don't know what Wen-ai means?"

Before Jing Shuo could answer, Yu Huan understood just his disgusted expression, "It's just what you think, do that kind of thing with words, provocative words plus self-comfort, so as to achieve spiritual and physical Joy on the Internet." He looked at his phone, and hurriedly stepped on his backpack, "I'm too late, you and Chen Jiashu will study it first, he probably knows more than you, if you don't understand, you can ask me. "

As soon as Huan Huan and the others left, the whole dormitory fell silent immediately.

It is impossible to study this kind of topic again. Jing Shuo also replied to the liar with a cute expression. By the way, remembering Yu Huan's words, he pretended to be a little fan of Chen Jiashu.

[Food Girl: Wow.jpg]

After Jing Shuo finished posting an emoji, he tapped on his mobile phone before sending out the words "Brother Chen Jiashu, you are so handsome".

After sending it, he threw the phone on the table, it was too nasty.

I didn't expect the liar to be so free, so he replied quickly.

[A: Hello, lovely lady]

At this time, Chen Jiashu returned to his seat with the toast and milk he bought at the bakery near the food street yesterday, put it in front of Jing Shuo, dragged the chair to his side, and asked, "Did the liar return to you?"

"Ah."

This matter is directly related to Chen Jiashu, Jing Shuo turned the phone screen to him to see.

Glancing at the above chat conversation, Chen Jiashu looked at Jing Shuo and asked tentatively, "How about I come chat with him?"

Jing Shuo couldn't wait for it, so he quickly handed him the phone: "Then let's chat."

Chen Jiashu took the phone, and while replying to the message, he saw that Jing Shuo was about to tear up a pack of spicy beef jerky, so he pushed the milk toast over to him: "Put your belly down."

Jing Shuo paused when he was tearing the package of beef jerky, looked sideways, and saw that Chen Jiashu was typing on his mobile phone with his eyes downcast. He couldn't see any emotion from the side, but he was leaning on the back of the chair in a relaxed and lazy manner.

His neck seemed a little uncomfortable, he raised his chin slightly and turned around, then raised his hand to press the back of his neck and twisted it a few times.

It wasn't until the two sentences were finished that Chen Jiashu raised his eyes and turned his head to look over.

It happened to catch Jing Shuo's gaze.

The moment he met his eyes, Jing Shuo didn't know whether he was keen or suspicious to notice the smile in the other's eyes, like the warm sun in winter, appearing so inappropriately in a pair of eyes that usually have no emotion.

Jing Shuo couldn't help but said: "I seldom ate snacks before, and the control at home was stricter," he said, pointing to the toast, "What do you do if I eat all of it?"

Chen Jiashu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Can you eat a bag?" He said with a smile, his bland face became brighter because of the curvature of the corner of his mouth, "That's fine, I'll eat after you finish eating."

Jing Shuo's mobile phone did not have a password, so when the mobile phone prompted the sound, Chen Jiashu turned it on with a simple press.

But this time it was unexpectedly not the news of a liar.

But a girl.

[Student Xiao He lose weight quickly: Wow, elementary school brother, how did you become a girl? ]

[Student Xiao He lose weight quickly: I won’t have a girlfriend anymore]

The movements of Chen Jiashu's hands paused, and he was a little slow seeing these two messages that suddenly appeared, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

Putting his index finger on the table, he tapped twice, and his gaze shifted from the phone to Jing Shuo, who was eating toast and occasionally took a sip of the milk on hand.

The way he eats is very focused, or he is very focused and single-minded in everything he does.

Sensing Chen Jiashu's probing gaze, Jing Shuo suddenly turned his head, picked up the milk at hand and drank a couple of sips.

The milk came out along the transparent straw and wet Jing Shuo's lips. Chen Jiashu saw some milky white moisture left on his lips, and then the tip of his pink tongue came out and licked his lips.

Ask him: "What's wrong?"

Chen Jiashu rarely looked away first, his Adam's apple twitched twice, and then passed the phone over: "Someone is looking for you."

But the scene of Jing Shuo licking his lips kept turning in his mind.That scene was too powerful, especially for a person with a dark heart like him.

It had to make him wonder, after all, which man drinks milk, sips it like this, and licks his lips from time to time...

Thinking of this, Chen Jiashu couldn't help but twitched his Adam's apple again, and felt that it was necessary to seek foreign help——

Claiming to be a cousin with a rich love history.

[JS: come out]

[JS: looking for something]

[Chen Qiling: Hey, bro, did you change your name?Didn’t you use that A for a long time?]

[Chen Qiling: What does this mean, Jiashu? ]

[JS: I'm asking you a question, it's still the last time]

[Chen Qiling: You haven't caught up with your sister-in-law yet, have you? ]

[Chen Qiling: Didn't I push you all three love secrets, so that you can't catch up, it's really a waste of your face. ]

……

After Jing Shuo took the phone, he glanced at it casually. To be honest, he couldn't match the number of the people on it.

Basically, they only add those who can’t refuse to strike up a conversation. For example, some people won’t let go if they don’t add WeChat, or they want three times a week. Jing Shuo thought of such a way.

After closing the senior sister's dialog box, Jing Shuo clicked on the liar's dialog box and flipped through it.

[Food girl: I met you during my military training, you are very handsome]

[A: Thanks/Rose]

[Food Girl: Is it convenient to meet up?I'm 170cm, 65kg, and usually wear lace, JK, and lu skirts]

[A: Then you are a bit mellow, you are indeed a foodie girl]

[A: But what is a lu skirt? ]

[Food girl: You don’t understand, it’s just a kind of skirt that girls love to wear]

[Food Girl: And I am very thin, this is the standard weight]

[A: Then you must be plump]

[A: Horny.jpg]

Jing Shuo: "?"

He always felt that there was something wrong with this conversation, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so Jing Shuo searched online.

#What is a lu skirt#

——lu has many meanings, do you mean "lu"?

——Perhaps you want to know more about lo skirts and lolita outfits.

"..."

Jing Shuo took a few glances at the lolita outfit before continuing to search for the next question.

——The height is 170 and the weight is 130. Netizens say this: fleshy girls are more attractive to boys.

——The goddess is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 130 kilograms. She looks round and rich.

The height is 170, the weight is 130, girls who like to wear lace, JK, and lo skirts, who look round and rich, it turns out that Chen Jiashu likes this one, Jing Shuo came to a conclusion.

At this moment, Chen Jiashu's cell phone rang, and Jing Shuo glanced at it casually, and found that it was a number without notes.He saw Chen Jiashu frowned subconsciously, and then hung up directly with an unkind expression.

However, not long after, the strange number rang again persistently.

This time, Chen Jiashu's expression turned cold. He was about to cut off the call and block it, but he was startled by the preview messages that popped up on WeChat, and pressed several buttons.

While answering the phone, Chen Qiling's blushing and heartbeating news came into his eyes.

[Chen Qiling: This is definitely seducing you, you can't see it, can you? ]

[Chen Qiling: She absolutely wants to sleep with you, I didn't chop off her head for you]

[Chen Qiling: Have you heard a word?The most high-end hunters often appear as prey]

[Chen Qiling: You are finished, you have met a master, you are definitely not her match, you will be sleepy]

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【Description】

Chen Jiashu is Chen Jiashu's WeChat, and the liar is the liar's WeChat.But if the scammer wants to pretend to be Chen Jiashu's WeChat, he must use his avatar and name, otherwise Chen Jiashu's classmates will see through it at a glance.Because there are Chen Jiashu in class groups and college groups.Chen was called A before, so the liar was also called A.Because Jing Shuo's name was JS, Chen also changed his name to JS.