The sand sculpture roommate is always teasing me

Before Jing Shuo could react, Chen Jiashu lowered his head and snatched Baiqi away!

Then he raised his head slightly and sent Pocky to his mouth, biting one bite at a time.

After biting a few times, he lifted his eyelids, looked at him, and said a very soft thank you.

Jing Shuo twirled his fingers, replied "It's okay", and then also picked up a Pocky and stuffed it into his mouth.

After Chen Jiashu settled the table and sat down, Yu Huan, who helped him pack his luggage, also came back.Although Yu Huan is the oldest in the dormitory, he has a straight gut and doesn't have a handle on his mouth.

But after getting acquainted with him, he got used to it. As soon as he sat back in his seat, he asked curiously, "Why did you change the dormitory?"

As soon as these words came out, both Jing Shuo and Li Yueming looked over curiously.

I saw Chen Jiashu's eyes move slightly, and his eyes seemed to fall on Jing Shuo inadvertently.

With just one glance, he looked away.

"Some personal habits are inconsistent."

"Ah," Yu Huan suddenly became nervous. He has never been a handsome guy, so he doesn't know what special hobbies handsome guys have that are not humane. "Then, why don't you tell us so that we can take precautions."

"No, you don't need to take care of me."

"That won't work. We're going to live together for four years, and we have to run into each other. You told us, we can try our best to prevent it. It's easy to communicate." Yu Huan said very righteously.

Seeing that he was so persistent, Chen Jiashu had no choice but to pull out the reason for the previous accommodation.

"When I was a child, I met a fortune teller. He told me that the numbers 5 and 6 are good for my Feng Shui. It is not easy to meet bad people. It is easy to meet good people."

Yu Huan opened his mouth, but he didn't make a sound for a while. He didn't expect handsome guys to be superstitious. He thought he was the only one who retweeted koi every day for good luck.

This moment made him close the distance between himself and Chen Jiashu, and said happily: "It seems that we are all destined, destined roommates."

Chen Jiashu glanced at Jing Shuo and smiled inexplicably.

"really."

On the contrary, Jing Shuo took out his phone and looked at it thoughtfully for a while after listening in silence, and asked a slightly sincere question: "Then your WeChat account was leaked because of bad feng shui?"

Chen Jiashu rarely showed a slightly surprised expression: "What WeChat account?"

Jing Shuo opened the post on the campus forum and handed it to him: "Is this your WeChat?"

Chen Jiashu glanced at a reply in the post, someone claimed to be Chen Jiashu, and left a WeChat account starting with CJS.

After a moment of silence, he said, "No."

"Ah," Jing Shuo bit Baiqi, put it in his mouth, took the phone back and pressed it twice, then handed it to him, "Everyone who added it said it was your WeChat account."

"I turned off all the ways to search and add friends, and now I can only add me in the group."

The two looked at each other from a distance, tacitly seeing a bad premonition in each other's eyes.

Yu Huan also understood immediately, and slapped his thigh, "It's over, what if this person cheats money in the name of Chen Jiashu." After a short pause, he added solemnly, "Maybe he can also cheat sex."

Jing Shuo thought for a while: "Let me use the trumpet to add it first."

Hearing this, Chen Jiashu raised his eyebrows unexpectedly: "Do you still have a trumpet?"

Is it so social?

"No, it's not considered a trumpet," Jing Shuo said, "I got a campus card, so I got an extra number."

Hearing this, Yu Huan interjected: "All the strike-ups he was embarrassed to refuse were added to the trumpet, and the trumpet is not used anyway, so be smart."

Thinking of something while talking, he hurriedly stopped Jing Shuo: "Wait a minute, you need to change your WeChat avatar and name first, you look like a boy at first glance. You have to give him a very deceptive first impression, let him take a look I just think you are a cute girl who is naive and easy to fool, so he will attack you."

Makes sense.

Jing Shuo listened to his suggestion, and quickly found a cartoon portrait of a girl with double ponytails on Weibo. After being reviewed by Yu Huan, several people began to think about nicknames again.

Flipping through the WeChat address book, Yu Huan slapped his thigh: "Yes, what if the fox is not a demon?"

Jing Shuo: "?"

Chen Jiashu: "?"

Question marks on both faces.

Yu Huan: "No, what kind of expression do you guys have? Since ancient times, foxes have been more refined. With this kind of nickname, it looks very sexy. Don't you feel tempted?"

The other two shook their heads to show that they were not moved.

Yu Huan said that the tastes of people are so different.

Jing Shuo picked up the phone: "On the Internet, it is said that the nicknames that girls use are very popular with boys. So, how about strawberry toffee sauce?"

"It's okay, cute girl——"

Chen Jiashu lazily interrupted: "No."

The two turned their gazes to him at the same time, obviously wanting to hear the reason for his refusal this time.

"This name..." Chen Jiashu paused slightly, "It's too soft."

"What do you mean by being too soft?" Yu Huan glanced at Jing Shuo with a black question mark on his face, and looked at Chen Jiashu wonderingly, "We are here to seduce liars, of course the softer the better, it is best to be as soft as that fake Chen Jiashu I can't stand my legs."

Chen Jiashu heard the words and looked at Jing Shuo, who was also looking at him, as if he wanted to hear what he had to say.

Averting his eyes, Chen Jiashu rubbed his cheeks, and instead of answering, asked, "How about the sonorous rose? Or—is sister the queen?"

"..."

"No?" Seeing that they didn't speak, Chen Jiashu had no choice but to continue to suggest, "Then, the farmer's three punches hurt a little? Wangzai's little fist? How about it, it's meaningful and cute."

"..."

Yu Huan finally figured it out. No wonder Chen Jiashu is so handsome and single. After all, what's the point of falling in love with this kind of handsome guy who has no sentimentality at all and only has one face?What's the point!

It might as well be interesting to talk to a little brother like him who can easily talk about love.

At this moment, Yu Huan wanted to post a post in his heart.

The title is--

#You are willing to fall in love with a boy who has no emotional appeal but handsome appearance, or fall in love with an ordinary boy who is willing to coax you to be happy all the time#

whee!

Returning to the topic, Yu Huan cleared his throat: "Let me talk about two common ones, the treasure in the world is cute, you have a mouthful of Mimi, the pig girl, the girl of the gods, the girl who is always attacking, and a strawberry that is so serious. Grandma Cub."

After he finished speaking in one breath, Jing Shuo raised his hand and asked, "I can understand everything else, but what does that attacking girl mean?"

Yu Huan got excited now: "Tell me about you handsome guys, you don't waste your face, you don't waste your resources. Okay, let me give you some science. Do you know what girls like nowadays?"

His eyes swept back and forth across the faces of the two people opposite him, thinking that they would at least show an expression of expectation, but who knew that he only saw two indifferent faces.

The pass was not sold, so Yu Huan had no choice but to step down the stairs by himself, coughed and continued: "Girls nowadays like Tanmei literature, and they like to play CP." Then he turned on the phone and showed them, "The CP of two handsome guys. "

Jing Shuo and Yu Huan were separated by Chen Jiashu, so he had to stand up to watch. He put half of his body on Chen Jiashu's table and leaned over, and saw two handsome anime boys kissing in the mobile phone video surrounded by the two of them. , when they parted, they pulled out a fucking thread!

Jing Shuo: "???"

Shocked his whole family.

At this time, Chen Jiashu turned his face slightly, because Jing Shuo was lying on his desk, as long as he leaned forward a little, the distance between the two could be very close.In addition, Jing Shuo now has a frightened expression of a hamster, and he suddenly has the idea of ​​a prank for a moment, if he suddenly leans over——

What kind of expression will the other party have...

But before Chen Jiashu could put his thoughts into action, Jing Shuo rushed back to his seat and looked at Yu Huan in shock.

When he looked at him like this, Yu Huan immediately yelled: "I didn't take the initiative to watch it. I know myself and the enemy, so I can win every battle. A girl I liked in high school liked to watch this, so I watched it." .And many boys in our class liked to watch Tanmei.”

Jing Shuo: "..."

He probably went to a fake high school.

As if he thought he wasn't stimulated enough, Chen Jiashu also nodded cooperatively, turned his head to look at Yu Huan and said, "It's really not bad, where did you watch that video? Also, where can you watch Danmei Literature?"

"Look, look," Yu Huan said excitedly, "The world has changed now, true love does not pay attention to gender, come, come, I will share with you. I recommend you two apps, one is full of meat, and the other is full of meat. Clear water, green enough to make you shine."

Jing Shuo swept the two of them back and forth, the corners of his mouth almost twitching: "...Don't you have a girl you like?"

"Yeah," Yu Huan didn't care, "what's the matter, it was recommended to me by a girl I like. Ever since I watched Danmei, I talked to her more and more."

As he spoke, he raised his head to look at Jing Shuo, and said with an expression of "I understand": "Xiao Shuo, let me tell you, you just don't see much. I was shocked at the beginning, and I felt a shock when I watched it." The joy of CP. Although I still like girls now, it doesn’t affect me to play CP with the girls I like.”

"..."

A straight man knocks on a man's CP!

For Jing Shuo, he only thinks this world is magical!

After sharing the happiness, Yu Huan continued to explain with a sullen face: "The general attack means the one who is in the upper position among the two boys."

"???" Confused as Jing Shuo, he had some bad premonitions, but he couldn't control his heart that was on the verge of curiosity, "What do you mean... in the upper position?"

"Hey, why are you so naive?" Yu Huan said with a look of resentment, "Why do you think you are going to hurt my sister like this?"

As he spoke, he gestured a circle with one hand, and raised an index finger with the other hand, imitating the movement.

"The position above is of course the one of XX when OOXX was in."

"..."

The world view collapsed!