The sand sculpture roommate is always teasing me

As soon as the voice was connected, as soon as Jing Shuo said hello, he heard Chen Jiashu's smile from the other end of the phone.

Jing Shuo hesitated for no reason: "What are you laughing at?"

"I don't know, I just want to laugh, I want to laugh when I hear your voice."

Sure enough, he laughed twice after he finished speaking.

Jing Shuo paused, and said directly, "I'll give you my cell phone number."

"it is good."

"139xxxxxxxx... boarded?"

"Well, the verification code has been sent, take a look."

Jing Shuo clicked on the text message——

"437618."

Not long after the conversation, the voice call was cut off with a "beep", and the login page automatically exited the WeChat account.

Taking a look at the WeChat interface, Jing Shuo heaved a sigh of relief inexplicably. Just when he thought he had nothing to do and was about to turn on the video player and choose a movie to watch, the phone suddenly vibrated repeatedly.

A string of unfamiliar numbers, and the caller ID is Lin Zhou.

No need to guess whose call it is.

Staring at the phone number for two seconds, Jing Shuo pressed to answer.

The person on the other end seemed to be walking around, with slight footsteps. After connecting, Chen Jiashu said, "Wait, I'm looking for a box of candy."

Originally, Jing Shuo wanted to ask "Why are you calling me", but when he interrupted him, he took it easy: "What candy?"

"Grape jelly... found."

After listening to the rustle on the other end of the phone, Jing Shuo simply put on the bluetooth headset, leaned against the back of the bed, and checked the latest Douban movie reviews.

"I'm going to bed, what are you doing?" Chen Jiashu asked.

Jing Shuo scrolled through the film reviews and replied casually, "I've already gone to bed."

After finishing speaking, he faintly felt that the conversation between the two people was not quite right, so he simply said the key point: "Have you talked to that liar?"

"We haven't talked yet," Chen Jiashu said, "I'm going to bed, I'll see if the six-eared macaque has anything to say."

Hearing this, Jing Shuo hung down his phone and laughed: "He is a six-eared macaque, you are Sun Wukong, what about the hair on your body?"

"The pants are covering it up." Chen Jiashu answered neatly.

Jing Shuo was stunned, he never expected him to give such an answer, obviously his question was very simple, he just wanted to joke that he was a monkey.But the adult's sixth sense told him that Chen Jiashu was talking dirty to him.

Sure enough, Chen Jiashu didn't hear his reply, and suddenly Chen Jiashu's voice on the phone was deliberately lowered, and the pleasant voice came through the earphones, as if it was mixed with electromagnetism and rang in his ears.

"Do you want to see it?"

The call was silent for two seconds, and it wasn't until Chen Jiashu confirmed that he was not hung up that Jing Shuo asked again: "Are you talking yellow?"

"That's also a yellow accent."

Chen Jiashu gave a low smile meaningfully, as if to say "Obviously you are thinking about it yourself".

Jing Shuo's tone suddenly became anxious: "Then let me see your..."

He paused in the middle of the sentence, indeed, what Chen Jiashu said was right, everyone is a boy, and it is normal for ordinary boys to say this, it is not a yellow accent.

He even heard that many boys walk out of the bathroom directly after taking a shower in the dormitory. What's more, it's normal for straight men to touch and masturbate each other. The most embarrassing operation is only more embarrassing.

He didn't feel anything strange when he heard this.

But for some reason, after hearing Chen Jiashu's words, a picture of "Chen Jiashu's" appeared in his mind inexplicably.

Qi and blood suddenly rushed up to the top of his head, and his face burned.

Seeing that he lost his voice in the middle of his speech, Chen Jiashu intentionally teased him, and whistled very roguely: "Look what's going on there? Anyway, you have what I have, why are you shy?"

After finishing speaking, the tone changed ambiguously: "Have you never seen someone else? Haven't you been to the bathhouse in winter?"

"I'm not shy," Jing Shuo retorted subconsciously, but didn't reply.

As she spoke, she seemed to be afraid that he would not let go of this question, so she changed the subject impatiently: "Have you talked to him? If you haven't talked to me, I'll hang up."

His current reaction was like a shy cat that blew its fur. Chen Jiashu couldn't help laughing out loud, and coughed twice to cover up the smile in his voice.

"Well, we're talking."

"Oh, then I'm hanging up."

Chen Jiashu on the other end raised his eyebrows: "Why do you have to hang up while chatting, I can't handle it alone."

"Why don't you hang up? I have nothing to help you."

"Yes, I need your advice." Chen Jiashu said, "He just asked me for my measurements, what do you think will happen if I report mine to him?"

"It will be blocked."

"Oh, then I won't give it."

"What else did you talk about?"

"He said it was inconvenient to meet because he was too handsome, but he wanted to find a more obedient girlfriend."

"How can you be obedient?" Jing Shuo asked without emotion.

"I think you don't want to hear it next time."

Originally, Jing Shuo really didn't want to hear it, but the liar was very annoying when he heard it.But Chen Jiashu's words captured his curiosity very well, Jing Shuo tried his best to suppress his curiosity, and finally couldn't hold it back: "It's okay, just tell me."

Seeing the other party jump into the pit, Chen Jiashu curled his lower lip in satisfaction, and said directly: "He said that in order to cultivate the relationship, he should send him some sexy photos and videos, and also learn Chinese and love for him."

Wen Aijing Shuo has heard of it, but...what is language c?Although he subconsciously felt that this should not be a good word, he finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked.

"What does the word c mean?"

"I checked, it refers to role-playing on the Internet," Chen Jiashu paused, and then asked tentatively, "How about we practice it?"

Although he didn't know much about these two words, it was obvious that they were all pornographic things, so that when Chen Jiashu made this suggestion, Jing Shuo couldn't help gasping, obviously shocked.

Both of them are boys, so it's too weird to think about playing this kind of cosplay with h together.

Jing Shuo quickly refused: "I won't act, I'm not a girl."

The expected answer.

"Looking for a girl is no longer a hooligan." Chen Jiashu smiled, "It's okay, you don't need to cooperate with me, I'm the one studying anyway, you just need to listen and give me the assessment."

After being dumb for a while, Jing Shuo suddenly asked, "And after the assessment, do you really want to chat with him?"

Chen Jiashu smiled: "That depends on whether the teacher can pass the assessment."

……

At nine o'clock in the evening, Jing Shuo nestled under the blanket with his eyes closed.

In the Bluetooth headset, the rustling of Chen Jiashu's head was very clear. While looking up the information, he muttered something, and the few words he said were simply unbearable.

Just when Jing Shuo was about to simply put down the phone, Chen Jiashu's voice rang out: "Okay, let me give you a few scene choices first. Doctors and patients, the location is in the hospital; teachers and students, the location is on the classroom podium; kidnappers and hostages , in the dilapidated warehouse; roommate, in the dormitory. These are the first, you choose one."

Let’s start with these, as soon as you hear these words, it’s too obscene-violent.Jing Shuo already regretted that he let go of his promise to listen to his study, so he didn't speak for a while.

Before he could respond, Chen Jiashu didn't force it, and made a choice for him: "Then let's be roommates, they are more suitable for us."

"Wait," Jing Shuo found Huadian and asked, "Are the roommates the same sex or the opposite sex?"

Chen Jiashu said: "It was originally male and female, but in order to add more drama, I made some changes."

Jing Shuo: "..."

"can we start?"

After two seconds of silence, Jing Shuo pulled up the quilt and covered his head with a rather self-defeating tone: "Hurry up, I'll give you 10 minutes, I'm going to sleep."

"it is good."

Chen Jiashu explained again, "You are a very soft-tempered and introverted little cutie, and I am a hot-tempered rogue scum who always loves to bully you." After finishing speaking, he probably thought this setting was interesting, and he couldn't help laughing one time.

"One day after evening self-study, everyone in the dormitory went to eat supper. You never joined in the fun and went back to the dormitory early. I didn't go that day unexpectedly. When I got back to the dormitory, I saw that you had just washed up I took a shower and lay on the bed. As soon as I saw you, I couldn't stop thinking of making fun of you..."

"You imagine, I walked to your bed and lifted your quilt. You were startled, and hurriedly tried to cover your body, but found that nothing could cover you, so you had to grab the quilt with me. But at that time I Already blinded by the picture in front of me, my mind is full of you are so white, you are so thin..."

"You wanted to push me away from your bed, but I suddenly recovered and hugged you uncontrollably."

The scene of Jing Shuo lying in the dormitory being forcibly hugged by him appeared in front of him. Chen Jiashu suddenly felt his throat dry, swallowed, and his voice became hoarse: "You are struggling under my hands, but the more you struggle, the more excited I am, control I can't stop wanting to touch you, and I tell you—"

"Don't move, let me hold you for a while, and I will let you go after holding you for a while, otherwise..." He paused meaningfully, "But you didn't listen to me at all, and struggled recklessly, so I had to press harder Looking at you, hugging you, with greedy eyes turning around you inch by inch, telling you—"

"Why are you so good at growing up, huh? You didn't wear clothes in the dormitory, did you seduce me on purpose?"

"After finishing speaking, I bit the tip of your ear, bit and gnawed lightly on your red and hot ear, and then the tip of my tongue went down the pinna inch by inch, and then grabbed your earlobe Suck, you finally let out a low moan uncontrollably, instantly burning out all my sanity..."

The author has something to say:

Chen Jiashu: Damn, the little h book is so touching~~

Everyone, please don't learn from the gangster Chen Jiashu, it's not good or bad