I traveled through the sky

When I was thinking wildly, I couldn't see what I hit because the light was too dark, it seemed that I was too close, so I took a step back and looked... "Ho Ho Ho!!!" "Uh... ah!!! I'm X! This What is it?!?!" Zhishu retreated a few meters behind me and shouted: "It's the monster I told you just now! Run!" As soon as Zhishu finished speaking, the monster went crazy and kept talking Whoops, I'm going to be blown away, but, in keeping with my family's stoic tradition, I'm starting to think idiots.Well, according to what the president said, this place should be a haunted house, so it should be something like the midnight bell. How could there be such a monster in Bump Man?So, this thing must be fake! (It was originally a fake...) "Ha! I know you are a fake! Look at the trick! Tianyu is on top of the mountain palm!" After saying that, he slapped the monster with a palm, "Yuanyang Qiankun Throat Locking Skill!" What?Isn't this trick from the seniors?Just as I was thinking about it, Senior Guardian rushed out of the monster's body, first held down my wrist with one hand, and twisted it horizontally to dissolve my palm.Then, the senior wrapped my left foot with his right foot, tripped me to the ground, turned over, grabbed my shoulder with the other hand, and pressed me to the ground. "Hey! Senior! Are you okay! Oh...it hurts... Senior, please be gentle..." "Huh? It's Wang Yang? Why didn't you say it earlier?" Senior found out that it was me, and his strength became lighter some. "Yeah?! I didn't expect that! Senior, Xiaoyang, you have such a relationship!" Zhishu appeared on time next to me and senior who were lying on the ground, complaining about our posture... "Ah! No Ah! Zhishu, don’t make random guesses! Senior and I are both normal!” I pushed Senior away from the ground and shouted, “But, I remember Senior said before that I’m not interested in women, right?” Zhishu Putting his hand on his chin and talking, the senior stood up and pushed his glasses and said, "Well, that's right... I'm really not interested in women..." Eh? !Hello!Senior, don't say such misleading words! "Sure enough, I thought it was strange that Xiaoyang didn't have much interest in women. I didn't expect you to go down this road!" I roared: "No way!"

I hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Ah, that, senior, why were you in the stomach of the monster just now? Why didn't you come out for a long time? Why did you fight with me as soon as you came out?!" "Well, that's because I was in the stomach of that monster. In my stomach, although it was dark all around, I heard the sound of mechanical movement, and then I studied it. Then, I suddenly heard the sound of your moves, and I got a little excited. In other words, I haven’t talked to you for a long time I’ve tried it before.” The senior turned his head and walked towards the monster that fell on the ground and said, Zhishu and I also followed.The monster was pierced through the belly by the senior, and now it has fallen to the ground and cannot move, and it still makes some weak "roar" sounds from time to time. "Hmph, sure enough, this guy is a lump of iron. It seems to be broken now." After I finished speaking, I picked up a shiny circuit board from the ground, "Wang Yang, find out how this thing works." I Nodding, isn't it just for me to hack this near-crap thing?I raised my right hand and stretched towards the body of the two-meter-long monster. It took me a long time to find the location of the hard drive. "Well, this is the hard drive. Let me see what's stored in it... Well, the mission failed... Self-destructing and starting? What do you mean?" "Xiaoyang! This guy started to flash!" Not good, the president still A self-explosion system is installed here!I have already read the self-explosion time in the hard disk, and there are more than two seconds left!I knew it when I turned around and took a step, it was too late to escape!

"Dididididi~boom!" With a clear sound of beeping, followed by a violent explosion, the strong shock wave made me do backflips four times in a row, turn my body 720 degrees, and landed motionless for the final score 9.999 points! (Oh no, how did it become a rating?) No!I was blinded by the powerful shock wave, but although I felt the power of the shock wave, I felt that I was not injured. "Xiaoyang, are you alright?" I didn't see clearly until the dust cleared, Astria was holding her shield in front of me.

"Oh! Astoria, you came just in time!" I got up from the ground and shouted, and Icarus and Nimf appeared beside me, "Master, are you okay?" Icarus said After helping Zhishu from the ground, Zhishu stood up and said, "Oh, it's okay, Icarus, how did you get here?" Astria rushed forward and shouted: "I know I know! It's Master... Uh..." "Delta, have you forgotten what Miss President told us? Don't let it slip!" Nimfu covered Astria's mouth, as if to I reminded Astria in a low voice, but I still heard it... "Ah, Nimf, you were sent by the president, right..." Nimf turned around and shouted in a hurry: "Ah, no, no Xiaoyang, you heard it wrong, it wasn’t sent by the president!” “I didn’t say I heard it…” “………”

"Oh huh huh huh huh~~ Have you all met? Did you have a good time?" The voice of the president came from nowhere, "Mikako, what's going on! Where is this place?" Shou Xing The senior shouted to the top of his head, "Ah, Yingjun also likes the game prepared by the president. In fact, this is just a haunted house, but there are real ghosts in it! Oh hohohohoho (the president laughs) I feel disgusting if I hear it too much...) Also, Wang Yangjun, have you seen Kaos Jiang?" "Ah?! What? President, you mean that Kaos was caught by you?" "Ah, Wang Yangjun is so worried about Kaos sauce. Now, our cute little princess Kaos is being imprisoned and waiting for everyone to rescue her. Come on!" .

Suddenly I heard the sound of many cards, what happened... ah! …………Okay, everyone pay attention, Xiaoyang, I have already knocked out the narrator with a folding stool, and now I am going back to the story where Xiaoyang is No. 1.

"Woooooo! Xiaoyang, Xiaoyang, Xiaoyang! Wow, wow!!!" "Asteria, why are you crying? Aren't I fine?" Asteria raised her head from my arms , looking at me with a red face, I look good~~ "Ah! Xiaoyang, you are not dead! Great!!" After speaking, he lay down and hugged me, crying and laughing, "Ah! Astor Ria, you are so heavy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zhishu turned his back and kept his head tilted back more than ten degrees, deliberately wanting to peek at Nimf who might have fallen behind, but after all, he was afraid that Nimf would turn himself into an idiot, so he didn't dare to steal more. Looking at the angle, "Master, what are you looking at?" Icarus asked in front of Zhishu, "Eh?! Icarus? Shouldn't you be behind with Nimfu? Why did you come to the front?" As soon as Zhishu finished speaking, he saw Nimfu, who was hiding behind Icarus, stretch out a hand and shouted: "Pervert Zhishu, it seems that you are really planning to peek! I will delete all the knowledge in your head Fall!" Zhishu hurriedly stepped back and shouted: "Ahhhhh! Don't! Nimfu, I was wrong! I shouldn't have peeked at you!" "Did you see it? Then you should hurry up and remember Delete." After Nimfu finished speaking, she pushed Icarus to block her body and approached Zhishu, "Master, we seem to be back." Icarus looked around before saying so.

"Hey, Zhishu, have you changed back too? Astoria and I just......... Puff puff!" I found that Zhishu and the others were a few meters away from us, so I walked over to say hello. It turned out that it was just behind Nimfu... "Huh? Xiaoyang's voice..." Nimfu looked back and saw that I was holding my nose and shaking my head. This was the first time I had a nosebleed. Then, Nimfu Petrified... Then Zhishu and I were punched to the ground by Nimfu.After the two of us woke up, "Eh? Why can't I see Nimf's body?" "Forget it, Zhishu, I think it's better not to see me." The tree was very angry and shouted: "NONONO! Why did I see a mosaic?! Why can't I see a girl's beautiful body in front of me?!" Started an order "when you see a girl, you will put a mosaic on it"...

Anyway, I'm not obsessed with observing girls, so I looked around, but I didn't see the senior, "Zhishu, have you seen the guarding senior?" "I didn't see it? Aren't you with Xiaoyang?" Zhishu also followed Look around for the guardian. BING!With a sound, the classic flash appeared again. In the center of the flash, we saw the guardian senior sitting cross-legged, while the terrifying president was lying on the senior's lap. "Oh! I didn't expect the president to be so quiet!" My heartfelt feelings were uttered by my unscrupulous mouth, and the president immediately opened his eyes and looked at me with a smile, "Ah, ah, ah, ah! , Did Wang Yangjun say anything just now?" After speaking, the president stood up, and the guarding senior found himself back and looked around and stood up, "Zhi Shu, have we returned to Kongmei Town?" "Well, It should be, at least everyone gathered together." Zhishu shook his head and said, "Oh~~ In fact, everyone has been in this building just now, and all the things you see are illusions made by cards. And oh, Sakurai-kun