. "Ahh! It's so delicious! Stupid Xiaoyang! I want to eat something more delicious!" Astria threw the bowl and chopsticks on the ground and shouted sideways.

"Eh? Astoria, this is hot pot with wild vegetables. Didn't you like it very much before?" I picked up the bowls and chopsticks from the ground and served Astoria with a bowl of soup. Tria raised her hand and said, "I say it's unpalatable, it's unpalatable! Why don't you hurry up and get something more delicious!" Astoria has learned to be picky eaters...

I had no choice but to go down the river to catch some fish for Astria.Kaos was more obedient, obediently carrying a bowl of wild vegetable soup.

"Eh...ah! It's slow to death! What are you doing, idiot Xiaoyang? Where are the fish? Why haven't you caught them yet!" Asteria shouted dissatisfiedly from behind. Catching, its descendants have developed super-strong evasion ability, and it becomes more and more difficult to catch a few fish.

I was busy in the cold river for a long time, but I just didn't catch a fish.Astria became impatient: "Hmph! Stupid Xiaoyang, slow to die! Let me catch it!" After finishing speaking, Astria jumped into the river and grabbed a fish. The son swam away quickly, and Astoria fell heavily in the water.

"Hey! Stupid, fish are not caught like this, you have to be like me..." I bent down and stretched out my hand to pose for catching fish. "Hmph! You are the idiot! Idiot Xiaoyang! You don't need to tell me how to catch it, I know!!" Asteria anxiously grabbed the fish in the distance again. Of course, that fish would not be caught by such a mentally handicapped fish. Catch it with his catching skills, and then swam away quickly, Astria fell again.

"Damn! Damn fish! Go to hell!" Hey, hey!What are you doing? !Ultra Vibration Photon Sword!Is Astria going to split the creek?Seeing the situation, I quickly moved away from Astria, for fear of being hacked.

Astria raised his sword, and when he was about to cut it down, he was suddenly stunned... "Eh?...how...how does it feel...it feels so familiar..." Astria slowly Put away the sword, with a painful expression on his face.I hurried forward and asked, "Hey, Astoria, what's wrong with you?"

Astria looked up and saw me, her face flushed slightly for some reason, and then said nothing.I asked again: "Hello? What the hell..." "I hate it!" Ah!Lushan Shenglongba!When did Astria learn how to box, and she punched me with a blushing face...

"Why did you hit me all of a sudden!" I got up from the ground and shouted, "Because... because... Xiaoyang did something strange..." Eh?Why didn't you call me an idiot all of a sudden?

I was punched when I didn't understand the situation at all, I was wronged!I don't want to say anything, I'll continue to catch fish..."Here, Oni-chan, here are the fish..." Kaos stood by the river and stabbed a big fish with his wings. "Oh! Well done, Kaos!"

Kaos put the fish down, put away his wings, walked past me, bowed his head and gave a "hmm", I don't know if it means it's all right, so he started to prepare the grilled fish.Only then did Kaos grab me and shout: "Oni-chan! Kaos helps Oni-chan catch fish, and Kaos also... wants to eat fish too..."

"Hey! Wait! This fish is mine! Kaos, you are not allowed to snatch it!" Asteria rushed up and shouted, Kaos immediately grabbed my arm and said, "Uh... Kaos Oss also wants to eat fish, O'Neill can't be partial..."

"Okay, okay, you two wait, I'll catch another fish..." After I finished speaking, I walked to the river again, and the river was still so cold.

……… Mmm… I was very tired after dinner. I went down to the river twice to catch fish, which made my whole body exhausted. I was going to study the hammer at night, but after thinking about it, let’s go to bed early. ...

I was about to turn off the lights at night when Astria and Kaos walked in one after the other. "Huh? What's the matter with you two? Does your face look strange?" I looked up and asked.

"That... Oni sauce... It's so dark outside... Kaos is so scared..." Poof!Na... Nani?Kaos is afraid of the dark?I haven't heard of the omnipotent angel who is afraid of the dark!Originally, I wanted to say a few more words, but thinking that Kaos was still a child, I said: "Well, you can rest in the house. If you are bored at night, you can read a book." He pointed to the messy pile of books next to him.

I was about to ask Astria, but she took the first step, grabbed the quilt, and covered herself. "Hey! What are you doing, idiot? Give me back the quilt!" I reached out to grab the quilt, but Astria grabbed it tightly and shouted, "Go away! I feel a little cold, I want to cover myself with the quilt!"

"But I want to sleep...you will catch a cold if you sleep without a quilt..." "I don't care if you catch a cold or not! Huh! Stupid Xiaoyang!" He grabbed my quilt and refused to let go, then ran wrapped in the quilt to the corner.There is no other way, I can only spend one night in the cold.

In the middle of the night, because I didn't cover the quilt, I couldn't sleep at all, and I was shivering from the cold. You know, it's almost winter now, and the weather is very cold... "Oni sauce... is it cold?" Kaos came to the bed side asked. "Um...yes, a little..." My upper and lower teeth were chattering with the cold, and I couldn't speak clearly.

Seeing Kaos, he turned around and walked to Astria, and said in a low voice, "Um... sister... sister... can you return the quilt... return the quilt to Oni-chan..." Astria Ya looked back coldly, and said, "Huh! I don't want it! If you want to be cold, let him be cold. I hate Xiaoyang the most!"

"Then... then I..." Kaos slowly climbed onto the bed after speaking, "Hey... Kaos, what are you doing?" I quickly moved away. "Oni-chan, it won't be warm if you stay away..." Is this calling me to come closer?I lay there not daring to move, but Kaos slowly moved over.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Astoria jumped over from behind and covered me with the quilt wrapped around me, it was so warm... "Kaos! What do you want to do to Xiaoyang? With Xiaoyang, do you want to be a lolicon? Have you forgotten the uncle who was cut by Kaos last time?"

I didn't dare to speak anymore, and quickly moved my body further away. "Come back! Who told you to go?" Astoria grabbed me back, put the quilt on me again, and helped me hold the quilt. "Hmm...Asteria, that..." "Shut up! Go to sleep! Don't do weird things!" After speaking, he punched me in the head...

"Um...um...okay, I'm going to sleep...555" I was about to cry, what is this called?The two of them messed around, because they didn't want me to sleep well at all!Moreover, Astria and Kaos seem to have no intention of leaving the bed at all... Are they going to lie in bed with me all night?Uh... well... so embarrassed to say...

It must be harmonious in the middle of the night... I must not do something strange... Thinking like this, I finally fell asleep.

The next day, before dawn, I was woken up by a sound. "Ahh! Senior! Senior! You misunderstood! We didn't do anything!" "Well... Actually, you don't have to quibble, this is a normal phenomenon for adolescents." I seem to have heard Aspen The voices of Tria and the Keeper.

I quickly turned over and sat up, and found that the guarding senior was standing at the door with his glasses on, looking at the senior, he seemed to have returned to normal. "Senior Guardian, are you alright?" "Well, although I don't know what happened, when I woke up by the river, I knew it was the hammer."

"Oh~~Really~~~" "Yeah..." "Um..." "Um..." Suddenly we both couldn't speak to each other, I looked at Astria and Asteria next to me Kaos, both of them stood in the corner blushing. "Hey~ what's the matter with you two? Why don't you talk?"

"That...Last night, Kaos and I seemed to share the same bed with Xiaoyang..." I recalled, and a horrible scene appeared in my mind: "What?!你们做了什么奇怪的事吗?啊啊啊!!!我错了!对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起!!!我真的不是故意的呀…………”我一阵痛哭。

"Oni-chan didn't do anything last night, but the senior saw us lying on the bed just now." Only then did I realize that Astria and Kaos seemed to have returned to normal, so I quickly got out of bed and took Picked up the hammer, and then asked: "Asteria, you were hit by this hammer yesterday, do you remember?"

Asteria scratched his head and said, "Well... I have an impression, it seems that after being knocked... Um... Then, anyway, Xiaoyang dragged me and Kaos to the bed..." Hehehe !It gets weirder the more I say it!As if I'm up to no good.

"That... Actually, I didn't..." "It's Xiaoyang anyway! Xiaoyang hates it!!" "Ah?!" It was another Lushan Rising Dragon Tyrant, and I was sent flying again, this time straight Flew out the door.

"Ahh! Hammer! Hammer!" I accidentally let go, and according to Newton's first law, the little hammer flew out of my hand...

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"Huh? What was the sound just now? Who screamed so badly?" Lucretia stopped and looked around, and Icarus whispered from behind: "What's wrong? Lucretia?" After a few seconds , Lucretia turned back and smiled: "Ah, it's nothing, I must have misheard. Sister Icarus, let's go shopping quickly."

Icarus just stepped forward

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