Black Butler's Pampered Lazy Wife

Facing an unscrupulous couple, Charles regretted why he didn't bring Lizzie.

Although he didn't want to admit it, Night Crow valued Lizzie much more than he did—at least he didn't treat beating her as a kind of entertainment.

"Don't worry about old lovers and old lovers! Anyway, I see our brother-in-law is a "loyal" "wife slave"! Now the focus is on Satan Ye! How did you kill him!"

Closer to home, Ke Jun'an, a natural idiot, will always only be slow to realize the night crow's evil taste, and what he is more concerned about now is: how did they get rid of Satan Ye!

"Loyalty, loyalty..." Tirena sweated profusely. Is Ke Junan awarding the Chastity Archway to her brother? !

"Actually, the matter is very simple." Finally, after a long time of silence, a certain wife and slave finally stopped pretending to be dumb - of course, the premise is the silent gesture of his queen.

"There are actually many ways for Yousu to improve his human physique, but using the devil's shell is indeed the gentlest and least repulsive way to the original power in his body. Since there is no devil's shell, it can only It’s the next best thing, so we went to Moxiao.”

"Magic Xiao is the place where father and mother retreat. High-ranking demons can indeed use their abilities to turn humans into demons, but Yusu's body has been corroded. The power of demons is too strong, and they will be shattered at the slightest impact. So ...Only by using the part of father's power that belongs to the angel of light to repair Yusu's body first, and then use the juice of the manjusawa plant poured out of the blood essence collected by the mother over the years to cultivate... Originally , I knew this method a long time ago, but my father didn't like that kind of silent temperament, and he deliberately made You Su suffer a little... This time, it's thanks to my sister-in-law!"

Tirena's grateful smile almost instantly made everyone present faint--you have mistaken the person with your "you are a good person" look, right?Don't let the gentle title of "sister-in-law" be wasted on this kind of person!Will scare the devil to death!

"... Cough!" Obviously, Ye Ya still has some conscience, at least she was shocked by Tirena, "It's actually very simple, it's just that my parents-in-law wanted to thank me for taking over their family as an older bachelor. , plus there is indeed such a little age difference between me and him (so little... tens of thousands or hundreds of millions...), as a gift for me, so I simply turned the person I didn't like into a pet Come play for me... Then, I was in a good mood two days ago, and I used that little snake to practice darts——by accident, I let him meet the leader of the birdman (God)!"

Na, Nani?

The corner of Ke Jun'an's mouth twitched...Satan Ye was so dead...Is he wronged? !

But what can be done?At this moment, Ke Jun feels peacefully that perhaps...Lucifer and Sira are not as beautiful as he thought...Perhaps—maybe—they are as strange as Night Crow...

"so what?"

"What so?"

"Is that the end?"

"Otherwise how do you want it to end?"

"I said Night Crow, why are you sweating so much? Is it cold?"

"...Sister-in-law, your water has broken!"

"Oh!"

"Oh... what are you! Call the doctor!" Ke Junan ran away...

"It's been six hours since the first labor pain. Do you think I'll wait until now if I don't have a doctor?" Ye Ya raised his eyebrows.

Miss... can you stop talking so calmly... By the way, you have been in pain for six hours and still tease Ke Junan and Shire so calmly—who are you!

"Do you want to come down for a walk? Although it is not necessary, it is said that it is conducive to a smooth delivery!"

Xiansen, are you sure which father-to-be you are?

"No need, it feels like it's coming out soon..."

"That's right, do you want to drink afternoon tea later?" He picked it up and walked to the bedroom.

"Just Black Forest Cake and Latte."

"OK……"

Looking at the pair going away, Charles and the others feel that the world of these two people is probably incomprehensible to ordinary people...

"Hey...why do I feel that this child has a bleak future..." After a long while, Ke Junan said.

Everyone rolled their eyes and despised it... There is still a need for "feeling", it should be said that it is definitely the same...

"By the way... isn't it just over a month? Why did you give birth?" The brain-dead spoke again...

"Because my brother's incarnation is a crow."

"So... is the Night Crow going to lay eggs?"

???

So...Ke Junan's world is not something ordinary people can understand...

100 questions about compatibility between husband and wife:

1 May I have your name?

Deacon: Sebastian Michaelis

Night Crow: Teng Meiyu, Night Crow, Luya Phantom Hein

2 What is the age?

Deacon: forgot

Night Crow: 28

3 gender is?

Deacon: male

Night crow: female (is this the case of a horse?)

4 What is your personality like?

Ye Ya (raised eyebrows) looked at Mr. Deacon: I think I am kind and sensible.

Wannian: Are you kidding me...

Deacon: Ye thinks my personality is too gentle...

Wan Nian (silently thinking): Do you want face... Do you want face... Do you want face...

5 The character of the other party?

Night Crow: Very gentle, looks easy to bully. (That's only for you...)

Deacon: Perfect... (Your definition of perfection must be different from others!)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Three years ago.

Night Crow: Next to the garbage dump in front of the old man's mansion in London, England.

Deacon: In front of Master Charles' mansion.

Wan Nian—you can see the difference in quality between the two of them!

7 The first impression of the other party?

Night Crow: Warm (referring to the embrace?), good smell (referring to someone's breath?), and black...

Deacon Jun: The same kind of people.

8 What do you like about each other?

Deacon: all

Night Crow: I basically like all of them, but the one I like the most is understanding me.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Night Crow: Not emotionally direct enough.

Wan Nian... Do you want to be more direct...

Deacon Jun: I am weak, and I am enjoying the excitement of hanging my life.

Night Crow: -_-|||You really still care...

Wannian: Unless you have no feelings, most lovers will care about it...

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Night Crow: There is nothing good, and there is nothing bad. At present, I only have eyes for him.

Deacon: My honor, my queen.

Wan Nian-_-!: Then who, it is probably unnecessary to ask or not to ask, the answer is definitely good...

Deacon Jun: No...it's very good!

Wan Nian: -_-#

11 What do you call each other?

Night Crow: Sebastian, my deacon

Deacon: night

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Deacon: My dear Deacon

Night Crow: My Lady Queen

Wannian: You...(╰_╯)#Do you think this is role-playing or S!M! Ah! ! !

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Ye Ya: By the way... the boss was born as an egg!But when it hatched, it was a cat...

Wannian: So...

Night Crow: He is obviously a crow, but he laid an egg with me and hatched a cat...

Wannian: So...

Night Crow: So I think he is still a crow...

Wannian: ... Am I being tricked?

Deacon: Cat!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Night Crow: All my things are provided by him, what can I give him? !

Wannian: You can give yourself to him!

Night Crow: I already belonged to him!

Wannian(╰_╯)#: So...

Night Crow: I'd better have another child for him to ravage!

Wannian: Is this ravaging the deacon or the next generation...

Deacon: ...

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: It's good to be by each other's side...

Wannian: finally normal...

Ye Ya: Actually, it's not bad to see him lose control...

Wannian: ...

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Deacon Jun & Night Crow: None.

17 What is your problem?

Night Crow: Likes to tease people (you know it too!)

Deacon Jun: I know that sometimes I shouldn't pamper her, but I still pamper her in the end.

Wannian~~~~(>_<)~~~~: The two of you have finally come to your senses!

Deacon Jun: Sorry, what I said is that she should not be allowed to not pay attention to her physical condition.I don't think there is anything wrong with my wife's behavior.

Wan Nian: ...You really are - hopeless!

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Night Crow & Deacon: None

Wan Nian: o(╯□╰)o: It really is a couple, it's really tight.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Night Crow: Yes?

Deacon: No!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Ye Ya: He will basically be tolerant, only helpless, and if he is unhappy...he dare not!

Deacon: I dare not...

Wan Nian: ⊙﹏⊙B Khan, which one dares not... dare not make her unhappy, or dare not be unhappy?

Deacon Jun: I dare not.

Night Crow: Be good...

Wannian: You really are a wife slave~

21 How far is your relationship?

Night Crow: The eggs are all laid, what do you think?

Deacon Jun: You have never reached the level with others.

Wan Nian: Bullying celibates is shameful!

22 Where did two people first date?

Night Crow: He is on a bed(…) in a room in Ningbo, China.

Deacon: yes

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Night Crow: What do you think?

Deacon: Well...

24 How far has it progressed then?

Night Crow: What do you think?

Deacon Jun: I didn't achieve my goal.

Wan Nian: Your goal... Ye Ya was still a milk baby at that time, right?What goals do you want to have? !

25 frequent date spots?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Bed

Wannian: ...is this still a date...

Ye Ya & Deacon Jun: I (Ye) said yes.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Night Crow: Does he remember his birthday? !

Deacon Jun: For her, birthday has no meaning, and there is no need to make any preparations.

27 Which party confessed first?

Night Crow: It's me in language, but he is in action...

Deacon: Yes!

28 How much do you like each other?

Night Crow: On the side of the couch, he is the only one allowed to snore and sleep beside him.

Deacon Jun: On the side of the couch, he is only allowed to snore and sleep beside him.

Ye Ya: Dead foreigners, don't learn our Chinese tune.

Wan Nian: ...I'm afraid this meme can be used for the rest of my life.

29 So, do you * each other?

Night Crow: Guess what?

Deacon: What do you think?

Wannian: ...

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Deacon Jun: As long as she wants me to be free, then I will be free.

Wannian: ...how about you?

Night Crow: He dare not let me go wrong!

Wan Nian: From this we can see...the status of this family is obviously unequal...

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Night Crow: He dare not~

Deacon Jun: She looks down on others.

Wannian: I mean just in case...

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: This question is too impractical...

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Will he/she know it?

Wannian: When I didn't ask...

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Night Crow: Basically, we haven't been apart for more than half an hour since we met for the second time.

Deacon: Well...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Deacon Jun: The kind of smile she makes when she mocks others makes me unable to help myself.

Night Crow: A murderous smile...

Wan Nian: It really is a family...the same heavy taste...

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: What do you think?

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: What do you think?

Wannian: Alright... next question.

39 Ever quarreled?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: What do you think?

Wannian: Alright... next question.

40 What are the quarrels?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: What do you think?

Wannian: Alright... next question.

How to reconcile after 41?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: What do you think?

Wannian: ...

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Night Crow: Do you think he will let me die in this life?

Deacon: Demons have no next life.

Wannian: I was wrong...

43 When do you feel that you are being held?

Night Crow: The Hours

Deacon Jun: When she looked at me.

Wannian: finally normal...

44 How do you express your passion?

Night Crow: As long as I like it, it must belong to me.And always be in my control, get him, and never betray.

Deacon Jun: I must get it, and while giving her what she wants, let her be my canary, so I don't have to run away.

Wan Nian: Sure enough... being single is the safest thing!

45 When did you feel "I'm not *me anymore"?

Nightcrow: Not yet, and I'm definitely going to get tired of him before he gets tired of me.

Wannian: As always, you have a poisonous tongue...

Deacon Jun: In fact, most of the time I feel that she is not * me, she just chose me because they are suitable for each other.Even if I know she is really interested in me.

Wannian: Poor baby...

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Manzhu Shahua.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: No.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Night Crow: The feelings are not perfect, but not for him, because he is even more imperfect.

Deacon: Too old...

Wannian: Nani...

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Night Crow: I know everything I should know, and I don't need to know what I shouldn't.

Deacon: Open.

50 Do you think the relationship with the other party can last forever?

Night Crow: I'm lazy

Deacon Jun: She is lazy, so it can be permanent.

Wannian: What do you mean? ...

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Night Crow: subject to

Deacon: Attack

Wannian: Why do I think you two get along just the opposite?

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Night Crow: Do you think my system and physiology are suitable for attacking?

Deacon: ...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Satisfied

54 The location of the first H?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: The room prepared by our grandparents.

Wannian: Aren't you ashamed?

Night Crow: 28, do you think it is necessary to be as shy as a little girl?

Deacon: I am older...

Wannian: You don't need to explain...

55 How did you feel at that time?

Night Crow: Pain?fine?That's it!It would be nice to double the size.

Wannian: What else can I say?

Deacon Jun: I am very distressed.

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Night Crow: Very calm.Very charming.

Deacon Jun: Very calm, very demonic.

Wannian: You two are calm at this time... Is that okay?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Is there anything wrong?

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: It was afternoon...

58 times per week H?

Night Crow: I can't remember...

Deacon Jun: Not sure, it depends on her body.

Wannian: Are you sure you're telling the truth... people can't remember...

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Night Crow: I don't really care, it doesn't matter.

Deacon: Well...cough cough—the more the better...

Wannian: I finally revealed my true nature...

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Night Crow: It doesn't matter...

Deacon Jun: Whatever is fine.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Night Crow: Neck

Deacon: Almost...

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Night Crow & Deacon: Neck

Wannian: I don’t know why, but I thought of Jixiangke

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Deacon Jun: Extremely seductive.

Night Crow: Beastly.

Wannian: ... Are you sure you two are in love?By the way... what kind of beast has a big sex?Wasn't it you who seduced me? !

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Night Crow: Not bad...

Deacon Jun: Well... look at the target, as long as she.

Wan Nian: Ahem, you two, don't flirt with celibates!Will be damned!

65 Where is H in general?

Ye Ya & Deacon Jun: Bed.

Wannian: No mood...

66 H places you want to try?

Ye Ya: No, it depends on where he wants to go~

Wannian: I am hopelessly lazy...

Deacon Jun: It's fine now, her body is not suitable for playing too crazy.

Wannian: Don't touch her if you have the ability...

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Night Crow: Before and after, I was probably only awake, how do I know?ask him!

Wan Nian (recites silently): Pig——

Deacon: Both.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Night Crow: It's not that boring.

Deacon Jun: Usually we don’t speak at such times.

Wannian: Oh!When it comes to this aspect, Deacon-kun's words become a lot~ oh thick...

Night Crow: All male animals are like this...

Deacon: ...

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Night Crow: Do you think I'll take a liking to those crooked melons?You thought I was him?so low?

Deacon: Yes...

Night Crow: They don't even let the nuns go!You have the nerve to ask?

Wannian: This won't cause family disputes, will it?

Night Crow: Don't worry!For things that have rotted long ago, I am not in the mood to eat their vinegar...

Wannian: Can you stop disgusting me so much?I am your mother? !

Night Crow: Do you think that what you said will have the effect you want?

Wannian: Obviously...not—(You devil!)

Night Crow: Don't speak ill of me behind my back!I hold a grudge~

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Deacon: agree

Night Crow: agree

Wannian: You two...

71 If the other party was raped by thugs, what would you do?

Deacon Jun: Before being raped, Ye definitely had a way to get that man to leave the palace.Secondly, if it is a human being, it simply does not have that ability.So, even if you are the creator of Night Crow, it is shameful to spread rumors!

Ye Ya: Do you think he is stronger than ordinary people? !I guess only Lucifer and that Jerusalem guy are capable...but...if he gets fucked, don't forget to call me to watch!I'm sure the attacker will definitely become Li Lianying!

Wan Nian: I'm afraid you'll have to wait in your next life to answer the normal person's answer...

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Night Crow: I won't be so naive!

Deacon: No need!

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Ye Ya: The only good friend is Ke Jun'an... This guy won't be so sensational!Even if there is... he can be dealt with with one slap!

Wannian: Should I be happy for Ke Junan?At least not become Yue Buqun? !

Deacon: There is no such kind of friend...

Night Crow: Isn't it my daddy?

Deacon: Charles has Miss Elizabeth...

Night Crow: That is to say, without Mommy, is it all right?

Deacon Jun: I regard him as my son...

Ye Ya: Sure enough... it's the father and son's attack...

Deacon: ...

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Night Crow: no

Deacon Jun: It’s okay.

75 What about the other party?

Night Crow: good

Deacon: very good

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Night Crow: I said it, then I stopped talking!

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Night Crow: What do you think?

Deacon: ...

Wannian: ...What does this mean?

Night Crow: He means not to answer unnecessary questions.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Night Crow: As long as I like that person!

Wannian: Besides Sebastian Michaelis, is there anyone else you like!

Night Crow: Not yet!

Wannian: ...

Deacon Jun: It was okay before, but now I don’t agree!

Night Crow: Sure enough, you used to be promiscuous... remember to disinfect first when you get home!

Deacon: Good...

Wannian: ...What's the matter?

79 Are you interested in □?

Night Crow: It's okay, do you want to try it?

Deacon: No...she is not suitable for...

Wannian: Alright!The outlook on life of forgiving wife and slaves is carried out towards all instructions and targets of the wife!

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Night Crow: Will he?

Deacon Jun: Except for the first time, she has never asked for it.

Wannian: So...

Deacon: So I'm going to ask for...

81 What do you think about □?

Night Crow: It's a kind of fun...

Wannian: You really have a strong taste.

Deacon-kun: Only unattractive men would do this.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Night Crow: Is there such a thing?

Deacon: No.

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Night Crow: Currently very calm...

Deacon: Ditto

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Night Crow & Deacon Jun: Yes...

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Night Crow: He is a little helpless~ but I found it very interesting!

Wannian: Your time, ordinary people can't understand...

86. Has the attacking side ever acted □?

Night Crow: He dare not!

Deacon: I dare not...

Wan Nian: Are you afraid or reluctant?Can you two stop talking so weirdly?

Night Crow: Is it weird?

Deacon: No...

Wannian: ...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Night Crow: Do you think we still need to answer this question?

Wannian: No need...

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Night Crow: he

Deacon: she

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Night Crow: Do you think we still need to answer this question?

Wannian: No need...

Did 90 use small props in H?

Night Crow: Do you think he needs it?

Wan Nian: ...how would I know!

Night Crow: Do you think you need this to spice things up?

Deacon: You are not suitable!

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Night Crow: 28 years old. (Previous life 25+3)

Deacon: Forgot...

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Night Crow: Yes, I look down on others except him.

Deacon: No...

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Night Crow: Anywhere

Deacon: Neck

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Deacon: lips

Night Crow: Neck

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Night Crow: Kiss 8 Him

Deacon Jun: It is inconvenient to elaborate.

Wannian: Oh hoo~

What will you think at 96H?

Night Crow: What's on your mind?

Deacon Jun: Why do you want to?

97 H times per night?

Night Crow: 1~3?I have no impression, why remember this?

Deacon Jun: 3+ depends on her physical condition.

Wannian: Do you have the nerve to say that this frequency depends on her physical condition?

Night Crow: Why no face?

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Ye Ya: Do you think I will be the kind of person who will do it for you when others do it for you?

Wannian: So...

Night Crow: This guy can take it off, why should I do so much?Cerebral palsy like you?

Wannian: ...You are attacking personally...

Night Crow: Do you have an opinion?

Wannian: ... dare not

Deacon Jun (silent for a long time): It's me.

What is 99 H to you?

Night Crow: It is not necessary, but it is not without merit. The process is not bad, but the aftermath is very troublesome.

Wannian: For example...

Night Crow: For example, that egg!

Wannian: ...What about you, Mr. Deacon?

Deacon Jun: The most intimate way to get close to her, although the consequences are very troublesome to deal with!

Wan Nian: Suddenly... I feel that egg is very pitiful... (My mother said to "clean up the aftermath", and my father said to "deal with" it...)

100 Please say something to your lover?

Night Crow: Although I don't want to admit it, but now I only believe that you, a crow... are suitable and the only one who can make me feel that I am a person with feelings.You are the only partner I can admit and the only man I can deliberately spend my life with without any dissatisfaction. *, or not*, only we know each other, there is no need to let extra people know!

Mr. Deacon: Let’s have pasta for dinner today, let’s go home now, otherwise it’s past time for dinner!Don't waste your time on people who don't have to...

Night Crow: Well...

Extra people + unnecessary people—— Wan Nian: Ye Ya... I am your real mother... real mother... (infinite loop...) -------------- -------------------------------------------------- --