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It turned out that although Alberta is of mixed Chinese and British origin, her physique seems to be more British, so she did not feel the discomfort brought to her by the special period, which made Alberta who had suffered from dysmenorrhea Berta breathed a sigh of relief.

...Perhaps all the genes from the Celestial Dynasty are concentrated in appearance?

Alberta was thoughtful while eating vanilla ice cream.

"Your Highness, do you need to popularize 'that' in the magic world?" Pansy leaned over and asked in a low voice.

"that"?Alberta thought about it. Indeed, it is not convenient for Queen Lin to always send it. It would be good if he knew how wizards deal with such things.

Thinking of this, Alberta nodded.

So, after lunch, Pansy and Alberta went to an empty classroom and talked about it at length.

Only then did Alberta know that the little blood-sucking angels in the magic world are also good existences, at least...environmental and safe.That's right, there is a special plant inside this blood-sucking cherub. This improved plant can absorb blood and lock it firmly, while the outside is sewn with comfortable cotton material.Because the improved plant is so easy to grow and has a short growth cycle, some less wealthy families also make their own blood-sucking cherubs.Of course, there are also specialized workshops to make them, and then provide them to those who can afford them.

Before leaving the empty classroom, Pancisse gave her a flyer.

When she got to the dormitory, she opened it and was immediately embarrassed.

It was a leaflet for a blood-sucking cherub, available through mail order.In order to attract customers, there are moving photos to introduce it.But can you imagine a woman holding a blood-sucking cherub in her hand and showing you what's inside?

This is too simple and rude, right?

But... there are quite a lot of tricks.In terms of classification, there are daily use, night use, and various scents.Although some smells are really hard for her to accept... Maybe the Gryffindors have the courage to try it?

In the following days, Lockhart's class was still a disaster.

After going through the questionnaires for the first class, Lockhart liked having his novels acted out.He often asks girls to play people who are tortured by werewolves or ghouls or other bullies, and he will play heroes who appear like princes.As for those scary werewolves or ghouls?Of course it's a boys thing.

Usually this kind of thing doesn't have anything to do with Slytherins, and Slytherins are happy to be quiet and watch other people make a fool of themselves on stage.But this time, Lockhart actually named Alberta.

"Alberta Mayne, oh I know you, the best girl in Slytherin's second year!" Lockhart gave a big smile, his blond curls bouncing at it, "I think... ...you should be good enough for the role of vampire! Slytherin is for that!"

Alberta stood up from her seat after the roll call. She listened to Lockhart finish his speech with a blank expression, and then suddenly showed an incomparably bright smile, although she immediately returned to the expressionless expression. state.

But Neil screamed in a low voice, covering his face with his hands.That guy must be out of breath, to actually show that expression, I'm afraid Lockhart will end up badly.

Yes.Once you see an overly bright smile like a flash in the pan, generally speaking, that person is hated by Alberta, and he will definitely suffer a bit.

Alberta walked up to the podium with her hands in her pockets leisurely, and then asked Lockhart, "Professor, are you my opponent?"

Lockhart didn't seem to hear the impatience in her tone, and ordered another girl to play the victim.

"Oh, maybe I should make some changes?" Before Lockhart could speak, Alberta took out her wand and waved it at her teeth, and then her two canines grew rapidly, one by one. It looks like a vampire.She didn't know where to get the ketchup, and poured some into her mouth.She stuck out her tongue again, licked the canine teeth that she was not used to, and dipped ketchup on the canine teeth and lips seemingly casually.

Her series of actions immediately made the people sitting in the audience gasp.Even Lockhart couldn't help being distracted for a while, and after recovering, he immediately praised: "Oh, student Mayne has a good comprehension ability! That's it, keep it up, even though compared with me, you A piece of cake."

Holding his wand, Lockhart played tricks, and then announced: "Begin, the third paragraph on page nine of Book No. 70!"

As a vampire, Alberta naturally didn't need a wand. She put the wand into the invisibility wand cover, and quietly watched the girl perform.

The vampire slowly approached the lost girl, as if he had found a very interesting prey, he slowed down his movements, and even blinked very slowly.Anyone could tell he was careless and determined.He smiled at the girl, but in the girl's eyes, he looked extremely eerie and terrifying.

"No—" the girl let out a terrific scream, then turned back and ran.

The vampire's movements are not necessarily fast, but they always give people the illusion of laziness.His pitch-black robe drew a graceful arc in the air, and the distance between him and the girl was shortened in an instant.

She had already exhausted all her strength, but the girl who escaped by relying on a sudden burst of strength was panting, not daring to turn her head back.But she knew that that terrifying guy was right behind her!

Suddenly someone next to him spoke: "Hey, lady, do you need my help?"

It was Gilderoy Lockhart's voice.

He suddenly jumped in front of the girl, standing between the girl and the vampire.

"Oh, another wizard." This was the first time the vampire spoke, his voice was a little low, and his chest-echoing laughter made people feel a little weird.He watched the wizard who appeared unexpectedly draw out his wand and point it at himself.

"Listen, while I think it's rude to do this in front of a lady, I have to do it to protect this lady..."

Before Lockhart could finish his sentence, Alberta moved.Her movements are so fast that almost no one can catch her moving figure.

There was only a bang, and when everyone watched again, Lockhart was punched by Alberta and flew to the wall.

Both the girl who was praising on the stage and the other students sitting in the audience were stunned by this scene.

But Alberta didn't stop her movements. She walked up to Lockhart a few steps, and stepped on Lockhart's abdomen who was lying on the ground and hadn't gotten up yet. "A wizard... dare to talk to me like that? Huh?"

Lockhart's wand flew not far from his hand when she punched it.Lockhart had to bear the weight of the kick while trying to reach his wand.

Obviously, Alberta didn't give him a chance to touch her wand, she bent down, grabbed Lockhart's collar, and lifted him up.

"Wow—" the audience was surprised, everyone didn't expect that she could actually mention an adult wizard.

She tugged on the collar, brought Lockhart closer to her eyes, narrowed her eyes, and suddenly stuck out her tongue and licked her canine teeth: "Look, an adult...male...wizard..."

Lockhart seemed to be frightened, staring blankly at Alberta without any movement.

"Let me think about it, what should I do...um..." Alberta stretched out her other hand, tugged at Lockhart's curly golden hair, and said maliciously, very slowly, "How about making a human specimen? Cut off the skin bit by bit slowly and completely, then remove the muscles, leaving only the bones to form a skeleton, and then cover the skeleton with the cut skin... Finally... Press the head, what a perfect work! Oh, of course, the beautiful hair must be kept, and the blue eyes are unnecessary, just dig it out... What do you think... what's the idea?"

bang——

Alberta pulled out her wand, restored the canine teeth to their original shape, took out a towel and wiped the ketchup off her lips, and then turned to look at Lockhart who was sitting on the ground. "Professor Lockhart, why are you sitting on the ground? Did I accidentally let go?"

"...No, I didn't realize it, it's nothing to do with...Maen's matter..."

"That's good. I thought I was in trouble. Professor Lockhart is really tolerant." Alberta stroked her chest hypocritically, pretending to be scared.

Lockhart was stunned for a moment, and then continued: "Student Mayne, next time you have to act according to the textbook. Although the plot is quite good. Hahaha." At the end, he showed a charming expression as always. smile.

"Great, Professor Lockhart also thinks this change, the plot will be great? So I'm not the only one who thinks so." Obviously, Alberta has a good ability to misinterpret other people's meanings, this sentence As soon as the words came out, Lockhart didn't know what to say, so he had to let Alberta go back to his seat.

As soon as she sat down, Neil on the side gave her a thumbs up. "Well done, Alberta!"

So did the other Slytherins around.They had long disliked Lockhart, but it was not easy to tease him openly.But Alberta gave them a complete sigh of relief this time.

Not only that, but the Gryffindor boys suddenly had a liking for Alberta, the poisonous snake.Although they dislike the vipers like Slytherin, they also don't like Lockhart who likes to babble and attract girls' attention.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Lockhart announced that get out of class was over, and then disappeared immediately.

But what he didn't expect was that what happened in this class would soon be spread throughout Hogwarts.Although the girls still don't believe that Lockhart has no abilities, they just think that Lockhart pretends to be like that for the effect, but they also think that Alberta who dares to do that is quite attractive.

"Oh, Merlin! Your Highness, you are about to conquer everyone in Hogwarts!" Pansy said exaggeratedly.

But Alberta was very calm: "This can only show that Lockhart is too incompetent."

"That's true. I've never seen such a useless professor. He can be rated as the worst professor at Hogwarts alongside last year's Quirrell." Neil complained without looking back while doing his homework.

Draco and Blaise on the side nodded deeply, agreeing with his words.

The author has something to say: there will be an interior scene tomorrow, and there may be no time for coding.There should be daily updates on the weekends.If there are many messages, you can also try double updating?