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Duan Shiyu threw Zhang Ziwen onto the bed.Zhang Ziwen was terrified and retreated again and again.

Duan Shiyu pulled off his belt, knelt on the bed and approached Zhang Ziwen.Zhang Ziwen quickly retreated to the corner of the wall, Duan Shiyu grabbed his ankle and pulled him over, pressing him on top of him.

Duan Shiyu's tent rested on Zhang Ziwen's lower abdomen, and said in a low voice: "I am the emperor now, sir, sir, can you..."

Zhang Ziwen shook his head crazily, and said: "Your Majesty, you must know that a ruler must know the source of all things, know the origin of good and bad, see what you want, see what you want, and adjust yourself. Zhijun, stay quiet and have nothing to do, see flaws with darkness, see but not see, hear but not hear, know but don't know... huh!!"

"..." Duan Shiyu lowered his head and kissed Zhang Ziwen's mouth.

Zhang Ziwen closed his eyes and punched Duan Shiyu's shoulder.

Duan Shiyu's wound was still not healed, he let go of Zhang Ziwen with a muffled grunt.

Zhang Ziwen closed his eyes and said silently: "The way of being the master is to retreat quietly and take it as the treasure. Don't worry about things but know clumsiness and ingenuity, and don't think about yourself but know blessings and blame. Therefore, you should be kind without saying anything, and you will meet without appointment." Shan Zeng..."

Duan Shiyu: "..."

Zhang Ziwen: "... Laozi, Mencius, Xiaoyaozi..."

"Okay." Duan Shiyu said: "Sir, don't be afraid, I'm already softened."

"..." Zhang Ziwen slowly opened one eye.

Duan Shiyu turned over and sat up, with his back facing Zhang Ziwen, and touched a pimple that popped out on his chin.

Zhang Ziwen exhaled slowly, and said, "The thief is still alive, I... I, I, I..."

"En." Duan Shiyu rubbed his forehead, brushed the loose hair behind his ears, and said, "Sir, please do what you want."

Zhang Ziwen jumped off the bed and wanted to leave.Duan Shiyu took his hand again and looked up at him.

The two looked at each other for a moment, Duan Shiyu asked: "Sir, are you just not waiting to see me?"

Zhang Ziwen said: "This is two different things, Your Majesty."

Duan Shiyu gritted his teeth, and said with a cold face: "I heard that the master has been dealing with Puyang Ye during the year he was on the front line."

Zhang Ziwen said anxiously: "Puyangye has been to...the places I have been to, there are so many... there is Tu Tutu..."

Duan Shiyu snorted coldly, stood up, approached Zhang Ziwen, and said with a smile: "Kutuo is getting old, and I'm thinking of choosing some new eunuchs..."

Zhang Ziwen's feet softened, his body became shorter, and he almost knelt on the ground.Duan Shiyu hugged him quickly, and said with a smile, "Mr.

Zhang Ziwen turned pale, looked at Duan Shiyu, and said, "The emperor's right is no no no no..."

"No, no, no..." Duan Shiyu imitated Zhang Ziwen's tone, causing Zhang Ziwen to stammer more and more.Zhang Ziwen stomped his feet resentfully, turned around and left.

Duan Shiyu grabbed him: "Sir~~"

Zhang Ziwen closed his eyes, this action was full of grievance and helplessness.Duan Shiyu took Zhang Ziwen's hand and put it on the crotch, begging: "I'm hard again~~~"

Zhang Ziwen: "..."

"Okay, okay." Duan Shiyu saw Zhang Ziwen's face full of panic, let go of his hand and said, "Sir, let's go."

Zhang Ziwen quickly turned around and ran away.

Duan Shiyu looked at the maids following on the left and right, waved his hand, and said, "You guys go out too."

The two maids blushed and trotted out.Duan Shiyu lay back on the bed, held his chichi, and while masturbating, he muttered: "Have you ever seen an emperor who blasphemed himself??? Hmph... is the first emperor in the whole world to use his own hands... Huh... ...Yes, yes, yes, the emperor is not right... Huh~~ah~~ Then I am also the son of my father, what is wrong... Huhuhu~~Mr. Ziwen~~Mr. Ziwen~~Mr. ~"

Inside the watchtower

Yu Chiyuan drank a pot of wine for himself first, then poured Ji Qingyun a glass, and said, "How about it, do I have a lot more alcohol now?"

"Yeah." Ji Qingyun pulled his face and drank the wine expressionlessly.

Yu Chiyuan pushed him and said, "Don't be so stern, you're ugly."

Ji Qingyun patted his hand away and said, "The city gate is still open, so drink less."

Yu Chiyuan put down his wine glass and said: "Then Gao Zhan has found a backer, and Pu Yangye won't let him become powerful, you know that."

Ji Qingyun lacked interest and half-lyed on the futon to drink.

Yu Chiyuan asked: "Why don't you stay in the capital? With your ability, the officialdom is more suitable for you."

Ji Qingyun asked back: "You don't want to see me?"

Yu Chiyuan shook his head and drank a glass of wine.

Ji Qingyun sighed, sat up, and said: "The empress dowager has a tiger talisman in her hand, and she has a soldier's waist to be strong. This official is biased towards her. Our Majesty has recruited a group of wise men, and they all favor the empress dowager. The same is true for Jing Daozi, the few officials who supported His Majesty were all driven back to their hometown by the Empress Dowager, isn't Your Majesty just afraid that if I stay in the capital, the old lady will attack me while he is away."

Yu Chiyuan looked at Ji Qingyun and said, "He has been like this since he was a child, he cares about others."

Ji Qingyun said: "Being an emperor can't be like this, what should be destroyed must be destroyed."

Wei Chiyuan thought for a while, then nodded.

Ji Qingyun snorted and said, "I have good news and bad news..."

Yu Chiyuan interrupted him and said, "I want to listen to the bad one first."

Ji Qingyun said with a smile: "The bad news is... Wu Xing'er is married."

"Kang Dang..." The wine glass in Yu Chiyuan's hand fell to the ground.

Ji Qingyun said: "The good news is that she is pregnant."

"Oh." Yu Chiyuan picked up the wine glass, looking lonely.

Ji Qingyun said: "The man my senior brother found for her is a good family and treats her well, but she is the orphan of a criminal minister and cannot be the main wife."

"Well, just treat her well." Yu Chiyuan said.

Ji Qingyun asked: "Are you really not going to try with me? My job is very good."

"Kang Dang." Yu Chiyuan's wine glass fell to the ground again.

"I heard from my junior brother that the general thought I was dead and couldn't eat, so he almost wanted to follow me." Ji Qingyun leaned over, picked up his wine glass, hooked his neck, and asked, "Is it true? "

"No."

Ji Qingyun blew into Yuchiyuan's ear, which made Yuchiyuan tremble.Ji Qingyun smiled and said: "Well, sleep with me once, and fall down after sleeping."

"..." Yu Chiyuan slowly raised his head and distanced himself.

Ji Qingyun frowned at him, lifted his armor, touched his crotch, and asked, "Do you want it?"

Yu Chiyuan was very confused, he frowned, thought for a while, shook his head, and just wanted to tell him to think again, when Ji Qingyun saw him shaking his head, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the things in his crotch.

"Hmm!!!!" Yu Chiyuan kicked Ji Qingyun away, rolling on the spot clutching his crotch.

Ji Qingyun stood up, kicked him, and said, "Then pull him down!"

"You!!" Yu Chiyuan gritted his back molars, his aching forehead was covered with sweat, and cursed weakly, "You wait for me!"

Luo Sha heard the voice in the room and poked his head out.

Ji Qingyun waved his hands, closed his clothes, took a sip of wine, and said, "Wait, it's been more than a year, and you haven't thought about it yet."

Yu Chiyuan clutched his crotch and roared, "Give me another half a year!!"

At this moment, a soldier rushed in, and he was about to report when he saw Yu Chiyuan lying on the ground clutching his crotch, and said in surprise, "General?"

"It's okay!" Yu Chiyuan endured the pain and sat up, gritted his teeth and asked, "What's the matter?"

The soldier said: "There is an unknown army coming outside the city."

Ji Qingyun: "!!!"

Yu Chiyuan: "!!!"

The two quickly got up and rushed to the city wall, only to see dots of fire moving towards them in the darkness.

Zhang Ziwen also heard the news and ran up.

The soldier handed the helmet to Yu Chiyuan, who put on the helmet and shouted, "Quick, beat the drums!"

The soldiers ran down the city wall and beat drums to wake up the sleeping soldiers.The crossbowmen rushed up the city wall in mighty force, hung their bows and drew their bows, ready to wait.

Duan Shiyu also put on the battle armor at this time and climbed onto the city wall.Ku Tuo frowning, followed behind, saw Ji Qingyun and his party, and begged Ji Qingyun: "Counselor Qingyun, please persuade our Majesty."

Duan Shiyu is now the emperor, Ku Tuo's persuasion is useless, so he has to beg others.

Ji Qingyun called Your Majesty, but Duan Shiyu didn't answer him.Ji Qingyun quickly stabbed Zhang Ziwen's waist.

When Zhang Ziwen saw Duan Shiyu, it was like seeing the living Hades, and it was too late to hide.He backed away silently, behind Yu Chiyuan.

Duan Shiyu waited for a while, saw that Zhang Ziwen had no intention of speaking, turned around, only to find that Zhang Ziwen was already far away from him.He raised his eyebrows and said, "I will lead an army to meet him first."

"Don't, don't, don't." Ji Qingyun pulled him back and said, "You can't do it."

Duan Shiyu withdrew his hand, glanced at everyone, turned around and went down the tower, swept his long legs, and stepped onto the horse.The others quickly followed suit.

The two parties met at a distance of one kilometer from the city wall.

From a distance, Duan Shiyu saw the leader who was a little familiar. He was a one-eyed man with a heroic appearance.

Yu Chiyuan raised his hand to stop Duan Shiyu, put his legs on the horse's belly, stepped forward first, and asked: "Who is your mother?"

"You motherfucker..." The leader was about to scold, but saw Wen Shuying behind Duan Shiyu, and quickly shut his mouth.

A group of people followed Duan Shiyu, and there were more than a dozen guards beside him. Looking from the front, only the upper half of Wen Shuying's face could be seen.Although the man was one-eyed, his eyes were extremely sharp. When he saw Wen Shuying, his aura immediately weakened, but he was still unconvinced and shouted: "I am here to surrender!"

"Surrender??" Yu Chiyuan laughed loudly, the horse on his lap seemed to have not fought for a long time, pacing back and forth impatiently.Yu Chiyuan patted his horse's ass, walked forward, saw the man's appearance clearly, and shouted: "Fuck me, isn't your mother the little thief next to that old thief in Puyangye?"

"Little thief, grandma!" Yu Lian'er's cheeks were bouncing tight, and she cursed, "I'm a fucking general!"

Yu Chiyuan has been wrestling with this Yu Lian'er for more than a year.This Yu Lian'er is extremely difficult to deal with, and has repeatedly attacked the small county town near Xiali in an attempt to isolate Xiali County into a peninsula. Now that he has thrown himself into the trap, Yu Chiyuan laughed happily: "Return his mother's general! I am the only one!" It's the general!"

Yu Lian'er felt that she couldn't hold back her face, so she urged the horse forward, and stopped when it was only one meter away from Yu Chiyuan.At this time, as long as the speed of the two hands is fast enough, they can kill each other immediately.

Yu Chiyuan stopped laughing, and asked, "Will the weasel pay a New Year's greeting to the chicken?"

Yu Lian'er said: "I didn't come to surrender you."

Yu Chiyuan asked: "Then who are you here to vote for?"

Yu Lian'er glanced behind Duan Shiyu, but from this angle, Wen Shuying was no longer visible.He looked away and said: "Pu Yangye slaughtered people in Xiangze, it's an inhuman act, I just don't want to follow a lunatic."

Yu Chiyuan looked back at Duan Shiyu.Duan Shiyu also urged the horse to move forward, and as soon as he moved forward, a group of people followed.

Yu Chiyuan stood in front of Duan Shiyu and said, "Beware of fraud!"

"Cheat your grandma." Yu Lian'er scolded.

"Damn me..." Yu Chiyuan was about to start scolding, but Duan Shiyu took another step forward, held down Yu Chiyuan, looked at Yu Lian'er for a long time, then suddenly remembered who he was, and asked, "Is it General Yu Lian'er? "

Yu Lian'er hummed, with an arrogant expression on her face, and said: "I heard that you became the emperor, and you spared my life back then..."

Wen Shuying stretched her neck from behind, and waved to Yu Lian'er, telling him not to talk nonsense.

Duan Shiyu smiled and said: "The general's coming here can be regarded as abandoning the dark and turning to the bright."

"Fart." Yu Lian'er spat, and said, "I went to Gao Zhan first, and the thief thought I was going to fool him, and wouldn't let me in if I didn't open the city gate. I can't do anything..." Yu Lian'er Tilting his head, lowering his eyes, he said helplessly, "I can only vote for you."

Yu Chiyuan thought for a while and asked, "Why didn't you come sooner or later, why did you surrender at this time?"

"What? It's not the right time to come?" Yu Lian'er drew out her spear and said, "If you don't want to accept it, then let's do it!"

"Wait!" Duan Shiyu looked back at Wen Shuying.Wen Shuying's eyes never left Yu Lian'er.Duan Shiyu said with a smile: "The general has come at the right time regardless of previous suspicions."

"Listen." Yu Lian'er patted Yu Chiyuan's butt with a spear: "Your emperor can talk."

"Your grandma!" Yu Chiyuan was furious, pulled out the hooked moon halberd, and slapped Yu Lian'er's butt hard.

"Your grandfather!" Yu Lian'er fought back again.

Duan Shiyu had no choice but to shout: "Go back to the city and welcome General Yu!"