Don't come here, I'm not a random person!

Osamu Dazai

The Yokohama Armed Detective Agency spends the day doing nothing as usual. According to the normal development, it should be like this.

The pointer representing the end of work is moved to the minute and second of overtime work, and a group of guys in the agency who should have run out for a while unexpectedly gathered in the infirmary strangely, occupying the territory with Akiko Yosano, watching the dead body on the sofa outside through the narrow door A certain suicidal maniac.

"Not good!"

Osamu Dazai's current partner, Kunikida, pushed his glasses and said seriously.

"Yes, it's very bad." Edogawa Ranpo was uncharacteristically expressionless.

Atsushi Nakajima: "That..."

Yosano Akiko: "In my opinion, it's not just bad, the problem is obviously big!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Excuse me..."

Miyazawa Kenji: "Although I don't understand why, it really doesn't feel good."

Atsushi Nakajima looked over in shock.

"Can you understand what they're saying?"

Miyazawa Kenji scratched Dai Mao, "Aren't you talking about Mr. Dazai?"

Atsushi Nakajima covered his face: "Of course I know this, but I don't understand what they are discussing."

Miyazawa Kenji: "Haha, I don't know either."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Kunikida Doppo said helplessly, "We're talking about Osamu Dazai's abnormalities these days."

"Abnormal?" Atsushi Nakajima repeated and was suddenly surprised, "Is there something wrong with Mr. Dazai recently?" After he finished speaking, he saw other people exchanged glances, as if they had received some signal, and spoke one by one, so orderly that they wondered if they had been rehearsed beforehand. .

Yosano Akiko: "He hasn't committed suicide at all recently!"

Miyazawa Kenji: "Although I don't understand, Mr. Dazai has maintained that position for three days."

Finally, the most convincing Kunikida made a conclusion.

"In the past few days, he hasn't taken my wallet out to spend it!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "This is really a big problem!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who had been unresponsive until now, was startled, and he and the others sprawled on the crack of the door to watch the dead body on the sofa.

"what happens?"

Kunikida said solemnly: "It seems that the little girl he proposed to marry is going to marry someone else."

With Akiko Yosano: "Are you broken in love?"

Kunikida: "It seems so, but I don't think it will have such a big impact on Dazai."

Edogawa Ranpo: "After all, it's that Dazai."

Kunikida: "Well, it's that Dazai after all."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Let me say...do you think Mr. Dazai is too strange?"

Miyazawa Kenji: "Hahaha."

Edogawa Ranpo: "It's incredible that you still treat Dazai as an ordinary person."

Atsushi Nakajima is speechless.

Kunikida: "According to the abnormal incidents I investigated, not only did Dazai not move his nest as if he was dead, but he also threw the suicide manual that he once treasured on the ground, and the mobile phone that he would take out to play twice when nothing happened disappeared. He didn't strike up a conversation with a woman and die in love the last time!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Ha——"

Edogawa Ranpo: "We seriously suspect that Dazai is ill."

Yosano Akiko: "I have an incurable disease!"

Miyazawa Kenji: "Is it cancer?"

Hearing what he said, the other three stood up straight and shook their heads, sighing in unison: "Love is a terminal illness, and Dazai will also suffer if he meets it."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Hi!"

Quan Jinghua, who had been silently observing, said suddenly.

"Mr. Dazai is up, it looks like he is going to go out."

The others were silent for a while, and after he went out, they huffed and ran to the window, watching the slender figure disappear among the passers-by.

"Tsk, although it's guesswork, but Dazai found true love or something, it's disgusting."

Speaking the truth with Yosano Akiko was approved by 80.00% of the detective agency, including a big cat with a conscience.

Osamu Dazai, who was away from home, didn't know that a bunch of friends in the club were watching his jokes. Anyway, he didn't care if he knew it. He walked to a river and stood firm. The person who came over pressed down his hat.

"Yo, Dazai."

Zhongyuan Zhong also yelled with a smile on his face.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a while, then turned his head, curled his lips in distaste and said, "I actually called you over, you dark dwarf."

Nakahara Chuya: "Shut up, I'm not here to play tricks on you."

Osamu Dazai replied unresponsively: "Ah, ah, I see, isn't Mori Ogai wanting Academy City's status in Japan? Otherwise, he wouldn't have secretly confided in the other side. I have been coveting people with superpowers for a long time, but because people with superpowers are no more than people with superpowers, most of them are out of the law. If you want to control them well, it’s not enough to just have the superpowers. It just so happens that Mori Ogai is eyeing this area Blank, I just follow the trend."

Nakahara Chuya: "Ha, do you think I will believe that you have no other purpose?"

Dazai glanced at him coldly.

"It doesn't matter. Originally, Mori Ogai planned to use Academy City. Whoever let them conduct experiments in private has already exceeded the government's tolerance limit. It is just right as a stepping stone for the mafia, but I offer another benefit A bigger way out."

Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth: "So you told the leader about God's game?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "I expect Ogai Ogai Ogai will not give up this opportunity. In the same way, with his prudence, he will definitely not participate in it himself, but hang around not far or near."

Zhongyuan Zhong also said firmly: "Through your restraint, the leader who realizes the potential of Fuishi Nuonuo will not chase after him, but will wait and see for a while to see the situation clearly, which just gives you room to maneuver .Did you know about Mirufiore's contact with Academy City?"

Osamu Dazai recalled a little bit, and nodded noncommittally: "I have a little contact with a person named Bai Lan, but the fact that the six guardians of Miru Fiore used the body modification provided by Academy City is not included in the information. It’s not something that can’t be obtained, I still know about the Mafia family who protested against the Pengelie Chamber.”

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't help frowning when he heard this.

"What purpose do you have in mind to complete such a bunch of calculations?"

Just in time, there was a wind blowing, and the sunset in the evening sprinkled the skirt of the clothes.

Osamu Dazai was not sure himself: "For... a miracle?"

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh?"

Osamu Dazai turned his head: "Are you kidding, don't slugs even have a sense of humor?"

"Bah, I got goosebumps when I heard you talking about miracles," Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered with squinted eyes: "Anyway, you used the leader, you used the port mafia to sit on the sidelines during the whole thing, and you used the secret The conflict between Rufiore and Vongola crushed Academy City, the obstacle in the plan, and took advantage of the gap after Academy City disappeared, using these interests as bait to prompt the port mafia and the other two families to bite each other, Take the opportunity to protect the girl you want to protect. Osamu Dazai, I will not believe that what you did is meaningless, you must have other ideas."

Osamu Dazai lazily said: "Isn't the purpose just to protect a person? As you can see, she is safe, and no one can touch her again."

Zhong Yuanzhong who said this also trembled all over, as if he couldn't help but roar: "Don't say such disgusting things to me!"

Osamu Dazai sneered: "As expected of a dark dwarf, don't you want to see others sacrifice for love?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also resisted the desire to vomit, and said coldly: "Others believe this, but I don't believe it. I really don't understand why the leader is willing to be led by the nose by you."

Osamu Dazai: "Because I have given him more benefits than holding a girl in chaos and bringing unknowable risks. Isn't Pengel's power in Japan more important? As early as ten years ago , The Italian mafia has a history of meddling in the Japanese political circle, and later established a branch directly in Japan, which greatly provoked the majesty of the local mafia. Take this opportunity to let foreign forces withdraw from Japan, and gain the trust of the government. There is no 'compromise' more worthwhile than this?"

Nakahara is not stupid, he is indeed inferior to Osamu Dazai in terms of sharpness, but this does not mean that he is a complete political idiot, after a little thought, he calculated what the port mafia got in this "exploitation" It is not at all surprising that the leader is silent.

"Such a generous shot, I am a little surprised."

Osamu Dazai sneered and turned around, "Are you here to talk nonsense?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted coldly, "I also know that I didn't come to chat with you. Rather, I feel surprised that I can talk for such a long time. It's the leader. He asked me to ask you, did you get what you want? Let's go Let you take this as a greeting from a mature person."

Osamu Dazai: "Not kind at all, goodbye."

"Hey!"

Nakahara was also angry, his eyes stayed on Dazai Zhi who strode away for a long time, he shook his head, he knew what the leader meant, because for a while now, individual figures in the organization have shown signs of being in a trance, most of them feel that this The world is unreal, even thinking that Yokohama has been destroyed long ago, the world is being invaded, and being subverted is not such a peaceful look at all.

These people were all sent home on vacation to rest, but as the number increased, they had to devote more attention, and then just yesterday, the leader suddenly called himself over and asked him to talk to Osamu Dazai.

And most importantly, the leader said so.

"Mr. Zhongye, do you have any sense of disobedience that your memory has been tampered with?"

memory?

Nakahara Chuya lowered his hat, turned around and went against his former partner.

so what?

In that vague unknown, it seemed that he was fighting side by side with him again, and even accidentally died once to save him--the devil said it!

Osamu Dazai, who was tall and long-legged, walked a step earlier, striding forward with his long legs, playing with the newly bought mobile phone in his hand, looking at the gradually cloudy sky and sighing weakly.

"Ah, it really doesn't look like me!"

Turning around in a circle, the hem of the windbreaker raised traces of the wind, he yawned and walked towards the detective agency on foot.

"Let's go find Miss Sister to die for love tomorrow, huh?"

He touched the things in his pocket with his fingers, and then seemed to remember something. He took out the complete suicide manual and read it with relish. As for the ending that did not belong to this world, he calmly ignored it.

Although I didn't have much expectation, I just extended a helping hand in the face of a miracle in this miserable world, but in the end I couldn't see something different.

No one knows what Osamu Dazai, who has always been separated from various forces, and even the detective agency is more like a foothold than a residence, has gained in this disaster. In the wedding invitation with Saiki Kusuo, it seemed suspicious that the entire background was dark.

As his disciple, Nakajima Atsushi poked Mr. Dazai who was lying on the sofa with his dead body.

"Are you all right?"

Osamu Dazai jumped up like a carp, his handsome face seemed to be shining with a smile and said: "Auntie, what do you think I'm going to grab a marriage?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Please don't do that!"

Osamu Dazai had a chuckle on the corner of his mouth, humming a song in a good mood and walked towards the exit gate.

Nakajima Atsushi shouted in surprise: "Mr. Dazai, where are you going?" He was afraid that the other party would really run to snatch the marriage!

Osamu Dazai opened the door, turned around and said with a smile: "Of course I want to find a beautiful young lady to die in love, oh, by the way, Don, you better not follow me, it's in the way."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Mr. Dazai!"

After teasing the innocent young man, Osamu Dazai walked into the shadow outside the door, and then... the door was closed like this.

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