[Sword Three] Beggars' Death System

He He only felt his hands and feet go limp for a while, and his whole body became crisp.

He hugged Su Honghou's waist, and couldn't help but bully Su Honghou's body. Su Honghou held the back of He He's head and kissed it urgently.

This kiss was anxious and somewhat rude, extending from He He's mouth all the way down to his throat.

This kiss was like a fuse, burning He He's whole body to boil, his eyes were wet, with tears shining, he couldn't help stretching out his hands, wrapping his arms around Su Honghou's body.

This action seemed to encourage Su Honghou's exploration, and the two soon became entangled.

(Omit some parts below the neck that cannot be described)

The lingering rhyme faded away slowly, He He's hair was loose, and he nestled lazily in Su Konghou's arms, his whole body was limp, and his eyes were a little empty.

Su Honghou touched He He's dry lips, and couldn't help kissing them again.

"He'er... He'er..." He hugged He He closer, "He'er...will be with me forever..."

Just now He He's voice was hoarse, and now he still feels inexplicable discomfort when he speaks, just now he and Su Honghou did such an intimate thing... Now Su Honghou's eyes are full of himself, My heart can't help but feel like it's going to melt.

He suppressed the discomfort and asked, "Where is this..."

Surrounded by a forest, surrounded by bushes, the sky is dotted with stars like broken diamonds, which looks extremely beautiful.

His voice was a little hoarse, and Su Honghou felt a little distressed when he heard it, "I don't know where this is... just now my head was a little not clear, we seem to have been poisoned by a drug called bliss smoke. Drugs have an aphrodisiac effect..."

"However," Su Honghou immediately said, "You and I...you and I are already husband and wife, not because of Bliss Smoke."

He He thought his appearance was a bit funny: "I know."

"He'er," Su Honghou asked worriedly, "Is there anything uncomfortable for you... I... This is the first time I've done this kind of thing, if..." At the end of the sentence, she simply closed her eyes, " Anyway, we're already husband and wife, it's too late for you to dislike me, I... I'm already yours!"

Su Honghou's face was blushing, this look is quite cute, He He thought to himself.

"Okay," He He said, "Anyway, you said you are my man now, so aren't you my wife?"

Su Honghou blinked her eyes: "It's not that you are my wife?"

He He deliberately said: "You said you are my man, but doesn't that mean you want to be my wife? If you don't, then forget it."

When Su Honghou heard this, she panicked, and quickly hugged He He tightly: "Yes, yes, I am He'er's wife, and if He'er treats me well for the rest of his life, I will treat He'er for the rest of his life!"

He He couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, now we should go back to the inn," Su Honghou said, stood up and arranged her clothes, then hugged He He, and whispered: "He'er, why are you so light?"

He He was a little embarrassed to be hugged by such a princess, "Kong Hou, let me down, I can walk by myself."

Su Honghou shook her head: "How can this work, your voice is already hoarse."

He He thought to himself, idiot, it's not because you worked so hard to force him to shout...

"I can really walk by myself, I'm fine..."

"Really?" Su Honghou tilted her head and looked at He He.

He He couldn't help but cover his face: What the hell is that? My God, Su Honghou's expression is a bit cute.

At this time, Xiao Huangtao's voice in He He's head suddenly rang out: "The host host, he will also say baa baa, why don't you think he is cute, he is so sad."

He He: "...Go away, shut down the system."

Xiao Huangtao: "...beep, beep."

The two struggled between "holding and not holding" and returned to the inn.

The lobby of the inn was in a mess, the smoke had cleared, and a few people were helping to clean up the wreckage in the lobby, but they were well-dressed, and there was nothing wrong with them.

He He: "..."

Su Honghou: "..."

"Why are the two of us the only ones who got the medicine?" He He felt a dull pain in his stomach.

"Where have you been?" Lu Ang's eyes were sharp, he saw the two of them at once, and immediately jumped out of the crowd, "We are all here, but without you two, we thought something happened to you .”

Su Konghou touched her face: "Uh, because those people lit the misty smoke, I took He'er and escaped."

"Where is the need for such trouble?" Lu Ang took out a small porcelain bottle from his waist with a strange expression.

"What is this?" He He asked, immediately having a bad premonition in his heart.

Lu Ang said, "It's the antidote to smoking."

Lu Tingzhi also came over, his cold eyes scanned He He Su Honghou up and down like a scanner.

He He: "..."

"I made all these misty smokes," Lu Ang said, "so you don't have to escape, I have antidote, come here, in order to prevent future accidents, each person will give out a bottle."

After saying that, Lu Ang took out two more bottles, and gave each bottle to Su Honghou and He He.

He He gritted his teeth, feeling a dull pain behind him.

"You have nothing to do with researching bliss smoke, you are so obscene, does your family know!"

Lu Tingzhi said expressionlessly: "I know."

Lu Ang: "..."

"How dirty am I!" Lu Ang jumped, "Don't discriminate against Bliss Smoke, Bliss Smoke is also smoke, you can't look down on him just because of its special effect."

After finishing speaking, Lu Ang felt that he was so wronged that he even choked up when he spoke: "I have grown up so much, no one has ever said that I don't deserve cigarettes well."

Seeing his aggrieved appearance, He He also began to reflect on whether his words were too harsh, but Lu Tingzhi next to him suddenly said: "Yes."

"What?" Lu Ang didn't respond, "Brother, what is there?"

Lu Tingzhi was still expressionless: "The purple smoke you mixed for the first time when you were a child drove away the cat raised by the senior brother. The senior brother said that your smoke is not well matched."

He He: "..."

Su Honghou: "..."

Lu Ang: "..."

My dear, you love to make up the knife too much.

Lu Ang was about to collapse, he yelled: "Why are you doing the same, brother!"

Lu Tingzhi was expressionless: "It's useless to act like a baby."

Su Honghou looked at the pair of brothers, and for the first time began to miss her older brother Su Linglong, who was a hundred times more normal than Lu Tingzhi even though she was a shemale.

Having used each other so closely just now, he felt that the breath of the other party still remained in his body. He He felt that his face was burning like a fire. He stretched out his hand and touched his face with the back of his hand, it was hot.

His body was sticky, he said, "Konghou, I want to take a bath."

Although the inn suffered damage, it did not affect the service of the shopkeeper too much. After a while, the waiter brought hot water.

Su Honghou removed He He's clothes. At first, He He was still a little reluctant. He covered his face with his hands, but Su Honghou took his hands and kissed him again.

He He discarded his helmet and armor.

Su Honghou took off all the clothes of the two of them, and carried He He into the bathtub slowly.

It was pitch black in the woods outside before, but now in a place with light, Su Honghou clearly saw red marks on He He's fair skin, and there were also He He's affectionate scratches on her waist and back.

When He He saw it, he felt even more embarrassed. He had lived for so many years, it was the first time he fell in love, and it was the first time he met someone he liked so much. He didn't know how to deal with such a close and sincere confrontation.

Looking at the red marks on He He's body, Su Honghou felt a burst of intense and inexplicable joy and emotion.

He hugged He He, carefully cleaning every inch of his skin.

He He really felt quite embarrassed: "If you take a bath... well."

Before he finished speaking, he was swallowed by Su Honghou's kiss.

"I wouldn't mind doing it here again."

"you……"

He He was short of breath, but now that he was sore and weak, he didn't have the strength to resist Su Honghou at all, so he could only let him control the situation.

Why are we so close...

He He leaned against Su Honghou's arms and slowly fell asleep.

***

When I woke up again, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

The sun was shining brightly outside, just in time for the day.

He He got up from the bed, the quilt beside him was cold, Su Honghou had obviously been up for a while, and he didn't know where he was now.

After He He got dressed, he called the waiter to prepare hot water to wash up, and then he found a piece of paper on the table.

It was a letter, with scribbled notes, written by someone who was clearly in a hurry.

He He squinted his eyes, and barely recognized those twisted and twisted traditional characters, which probably looked like this:

Crane:

The teacher called urgently, and the incident happened suddenly, so I had to go back to Qixiufang, and meet in Wanhua Valley in half a month.

Su konghou characters

Su Honghou actually left overnight, what the hell!

He He couldn't help but start thinking about it: Su Konghou, a scumbag, tricked someone into his hands and put him on the bed, then patted his ass and left. The poor He He, who was deceived in his feelings, became pregnant with Xiao Konghou overnight, and ran to find his father with the ball...

stop!He He screamed frantically in his mind.

What the hell is this? Sure enough, after staying with Su Honghou for a long time, his brain power will improve. Su Honghou is really an incredible man.

But what happened to Qixiufang that made Su Honghou rush back in such a hurry...

I hope it's not a bad thing, He He can only think so in his heart.

He got out of bed and walked downstairs to the inn.

The inn in front of him looked completely new, it was no longer the ruins from the fight last night.

In the hall, the diners were eating, and the waiter was busy shuttling among the guests.

He He: "..."

Why is the efficiency of this inn so fast, it was replaced with new ones in just one night!

After thinking about it, this place is in the suburbs, probably because I have seen this kind of thing a lot.

Seeing him coming down, the shopkeeper greeted him very enthusiastically, "Hey, guest officer, you are up, did you sleep well last night?"

He He remembered the things he did with Su Honghou last night... couldn't help but blush.

"Very good." He said very calmly.

"Oh, the young man who shared the room with you and another woman in white have left," said the shopkeeper. "He left in the middle of the night. He said that you were still asleep at that time. The woman in white was called Su Linglong. He asked me to tell you so that you would not worry."

It turned out to be taken away by Su Linglong.

He He touched his chin: "Thank you shopkeeper, I'm sorry."

"It's all right," the shopkeeper said shrewdly, as if he wasn't the one who was scared to pee his pants and screamed and hid behind his wife last night, "There are two more people who came with you..."

He He immediately had a bad feeling.

The shopkeeper smiled again, pointed to the corner, they have been eating there for half an hour...

He He: "..."

Sure enough, Lu Ang in the corner was fighting desperately with a pig's trotter. Lu Tingzhi frowned, picked up a piece of fish gracefully, and slowly put it into his mouth, but the pile of fish bones beside him could not cover up his crime.

He He: "..."

Sensing someone staring at him, Lu Tingzhi raised his head, saw He He, and nodded slightly.

Lu Ang followed his brother's gaze and looked back, saw He He, put down the pig's trotter in his hand, stretched out a greasy hand and waved at He He: "He He, why did you wake up, we all started eating It's lunch, come and eat together!"

He He: "..."

If He He had a knife in his hand, he would have rushed over and hacked the pair of brothers to death. May I ask what gave you the confidence and courage to eat Haisai without money?

The bamboo stick in Laozi's hand is already hungry and thirsty!

But what is even more hungry and thirsty is He He's stomach.

He He's stomach made a long and meaningful sound.

He He: "..."

He He walked towards the table slowly, then numbly picked up the pig's trotters on the table and gnawed.

Lu Ang was very wronged: "That's my pig's trotter."

He He rolled his eyes at him: "It is enough for you Mingjiao disciples to eat small dried fish."

In order to avoid the tragedy that they may really have no money to go all the way to Ten Thousand Flowers Valley to avoid the tragedy of living, He He paid the rent in advance, and the hateful Su Linglong, since she came, she didn’t know how to bring some money for herself. Be regarded as siblings is not.

Hearing that Su Honghou had returned to his sect, the Lu family brothers expressed their joy.

He He: "..."

Is it really okay for you to show your malice towards Mrs. Jinzhu like this?

"Let's go to the market to buy some dry food, and then we can directly ask the coachman to take us to Wanhua Valley." Lu Ang suggested.

He He felt that this was feasible, and a few people paid the bill and asked the direction of the nearby small market before leaving.

"In terms of dry food, what should I buy?" Lu Ang asked.

He He said: "Is there anything else you want to buy for dry food? Isn't it just sesame seed cakes or something."

"I want to eat golden meat muffins, rose cakes." Lu Ang said.

He He rolled his eyes and thought, you should go to Yunnan for tourism.

This place has already reached the outskirts of the city, and the small market is really very small. After He He bought dry food for the three of them, he went to find out where there was a carriage to Ten Thousand Flowers Valley.

"Oh, Ten Thousand Flowers Valley," the aunt who was asked for directions looked confused, "just go straight along this road."

There was originally green grass under the feet, but people stepped on a path in the middle, spreading to the end of the field of vision.

He He looked at the still ignorant aunt with some worry: "Aunt, that's right."

Unexpectedly, when the aunt heard it, she became furious, and she became more energetic, and hit He He with a crutch.

"Who is the aunt? You have seen such a young aunt! You brat! Call me big sister! You don't have eyes, let's see how your big sister treats you!"

He He rolled and crawled, and finally left here.

Following the road pointed by aunt... oh no, big sister, He He finally saw a crossing sign ahead, and beside the sign, a carriage was parked.

Wow, He He thought to himself, all the maps in the game are taken by the kind of cart that transports goods. I didn't expect that there would be a horse-drawn carriage to pick up and drop off here. I really shouldn't be too happy.

Lu Tingzhi and Lu Ang were obviously also very happy - He He could see that these two people were so lazy that they would never stand if they could sit, and never sit if they could lie down.

Lu Ang happily ran all the way towards the coachman. Lu Tingzhi was reserved and walked over, but the steps were rubbing, rubbing, and felt unusual.

He He: "..."

How can you be so lazy!

But what I didn't expect was that the two brothers Lu Tingzhi and Lu Ang who were walking in the front didn't get into the carriage directly, but seemed to be negotiating with the coachman.

He He walked over: "What's the matter? Where is this carriage going? Wanhua Valley?"

The coachman looked puzzled: "Go, go, but three young heroes, my carriage is already occupied, and they are inside."

It turned out that there were already people.

"That can't be helped," He He said, "Is there any other carriage going to Wanhua Valley here?"

Unexpectedly, the coachman shook his head: "No more, there are very few people going to Wanhua Valley,...there is only a car like mine."

When He He heard it, his heart skipped a beat: "Then you're gone, when will you come back?"

The coachman was very calm: "If you don't talk about it, it will pay off."

He He: "..."

He He just wanted to say no, half a month later he would have a reunion with Su Honghou in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers.

But Lu Ang said: "No, ten days and a half months, the poison on my brother's body may have already taken effect..."

Lu Ang looked worried, and Lu Tingzhi frowned tightly. He He was still thinking that Lu Tingzhi seemed to be well and painless, where did he get poisoned...

But judging by their expressions, they were really poisoned.

Only the coachman looked puzzled: "Brother? Is there anyone else?"

……

It was only then that He He remembered that although Lu Tingzhi no longer wore women's clothing, he was still dressed like a mummy. There was no skin exposed below the neck, and he wore a veil. The ghost knows that he is a man and a woman.

He He simply said: "We have a patient here who urgently needs to go to Wanhua Valley for treatment."

The coachman was even more embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I really want to take you there, I just came here, if you are one step faster...or you can ask them if they would like to take you with them ?”

He He was about to nod, but suddenly heard a cold voice from inside the carriage: "You don't need to ask, come up."

The three were overjoyed and thanked quickly.

He He said, "There are so many good people, and good people will live a safe life." He opened the curtain of the carriage.

But when he saw the face of the person in the carriage, He He was in a bad mood.

Yes, this person is none other than.

This is Yu Dianchen, the extreme demon with a sour and cool name like Mary Su.

Yu Dianchen sat cross-legged on the seat, with his eyes slightly closed, he didn't even open his eyes to see them coming up.

"Hi, Taoist Master Yu, how are you?" He He shuddered when he remembered that this man chopped off a woman's head without changing his face last night.

Yu Dianchen was still pretending to be a banished fairy, and when he saw He He and the other three coming up, he hummed.

The lazy sound of um came from his nostrils.

He He: "..."

The Lu brothers quickly took the position opposite Yu Dianchen.

He He: "..."

He He asked shyly, "Master Yu, do you mind if I sit by your side?"

Yu Dianchen let out another lazy hum.

He He raised his foot and was about to go there, but he didn't expect that there was something under Yu Dianchen's feet, and he tripped over.

Yu Dianchen suddenly stretched out something and hit He He's knee, causing He He to lie on the seat, avoiding the tragedy of facing the ground.

He He sat next to Yu Dianchen in embarrassment. During the whole process, Yu Dianchen didn't open his eyes.

This is simply pretentious to a certain extent.

He He thought to himself.

But He He glanced at Yu Dianchen, only to find that Yu Dianchen's eyebrows were scattered, and there was a faint red vertical mark between her eyebrows.

When we met before, He He didn't know if Yu Dianchen had scattered brows, but at that time Yu Dianchen was like a fairy in a painting, without any smell of fireworks, there must be no red vertical mark between his eyebrows.

Could it be that Yu Dianchen went awry when practicing kung fu, and went crazy.

He He didn't have time to think about it, when he heard the coachman shouting outside.

"Hey, everyone, sit down, we are going to the Valley of Thousand Flowers!"

He He stopped thinking about it, closed his eyes, and summoned Xiao Huangtao in his mind, and asked him to take out the script "The Wandering Tale of the Ultimate Little Beggar".

The article said that after He He broke up with the domineering president who loves to play and love to die, he got together with a student of Chunyang. The name of this student of Chunyang is Qiuling. , and is a, attack.

It's just that although this Qiu Ling is male and loves men, he is still young, and he looks like a young man. Moreover, some of Qiu Ling's past events are flashbacked in the article. It can be seen that this Qiu Ling is a lively, willful, and self-willed person. young man image.

He He thought for a long time, but he never thought that he would ever meet such a young man.

And turn to the bottom, Lei Fugui also published an author has something to say.

The author has something to say: woo woo woo finally entered v, Qiu Ling is weak attacking, weak attacking weak receiving, cute!

Da-headed ghost, you are almost going to cry!

He He raised his forehead, Lei Fugui's spiritual world is really terrible, maybe if aliens invaded her brain, they would be radiated to death by her powerful brain waves.

Along the way, Yu Dianchen was like a sculpture, sitting in meditation on the carriage without moving.

He doesn't even want to eat or urinate, which makes people wonder if this person is a real person.

"He must be dead." When the wind was released, Lu Ang asked He He cautiously, and then pulled Lu Tingzhi's sleeve pitifully, "Brother, I'm afraid."

Lu Tingzhi said expressionlessly: "Don't worry, even if you choke to death on a hundred steamed buns, he won't starve to death."

Lu Ang: "..."

I hate it, what kind of ridiculous description is this, and Lu Tingzhi, are you really your brother?Lu Ang was actually picked up by your mother, right?

"However." Lu Tingzhi suddenly had a serious face. Although he was as serious as if his face was paralyzed, He He still felt a trace of seriousness. He couldn't help but straighten his back a little, and even relaxed his breathing.

"I guess he may have gone wrong in his practice and gone mad." Lu Tingzhi said.

Hey, why is this rhetoric so familiar?