I rely on Gou to prove the Dao [Honghuang]

The short sentence was neither serious nor light, but Haotian was extremely shocked when he heard it, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, "Little Phoenix, you are joking again. It is all my fault that my subordinates are ignorant and bumped into Little Phoenix.

It's just that I just established the Heavenly Court, and finally found a group of people who followed me wholeheartedly to create the Heavenly Court together.They were born grassroots, with few magic weapons.In your eyes, the weapons you took away are just ordinary goods, piled up in the corner and gathering dust.But it's different for them, the treasure of life is comparable to half life. "

Haotian said as he walked, when he walked into Shimiao, he handed over a Qiankun bag, "I beg Little Phoenix to understand my difficulty and return the weapon to us. Here are a thousand flat peaches, plump and sweet in juice. All of the highest vintages."

Haotian smiled wryly, if he could not get back the weapons, his authority as the Jade Emperor would be criticized, and the creatures in the prehistoric world would also question his ability, and the number of people who defected to heaven would decrease.

More importantly, as a boss, if you can't get back the weapons for your employees, a large number of employees will leave.The team built after running for several years quickly collapsed.Unable to complete the task issued by his immediate boss Hongjun Daozu...

Thinking of Haotian's scalp numb here, he ordered to catch a nephew, how could he kick it on the iron plate, it was custom made of ten thousand years meteorite.

Shi Miao didn't embarrass Haotian, he collected the flat peaches, released the recovered weapons, and said in a loud voice, "I will save face for you for the time being. It's just that these two children are destined to be with me, after my old friend, you don't want to send anyone anymore Trouble with two children."

Haotian looked at Yang Jian and Yang Chan, struggled for a while, and agreed to Shi Miao's proposal.Yang Tianyou's details, he had already been thoroughly investigated, he was just a mortal, and his ancestors did not have great abilities.

After Xiao Fenghuang said that he was an old friend, so for the time being.

After Haotian finished his work, he wanted to slip away, "Little Phoenix, Fuxi, there is still a lot of things in Tianting waiting for me to go back to deal with."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was about to leave, Yang Jian became anxious. He stood up and shouted, "And my mother, please release my mother quickly."

Yang Chan rushed out at some point, holding the Jade Emperor's thigh and crying, "Please, let my mother go, Yang Chan doesn't want to be a bastard without father or mother."

Haotian stood there in embarrassment.

"Brother Haotian rarely comes to Fire Cloud Palace, so don't rush to leave. We haven't talked for a long time, why don't we sit down and have a few drinks to connect with each other." Fuxi hooked Haotian's shoulder and pulled He pulls back.

"Shen Nong, quickly bring out the jars of good wine you brewed to entertain the distinguished guests. The Jade Emperor came all the way, and didn't even have a mouthful of rice or a glass of wine. If this news gets out, where will we put the face of Huoyun Palace!" Fuxi greeted, the master's posture is full.

"The ham in Xuanyuan's warehouse has been smoked and dried for thousands of years. This is a specialty of our Huoyun Palace." Xuanyuan, the commander of Fuxi, also went back to the house to carry the ham.

"Both of you hurry up and sit down. You are as thin as your bones. If your mother sees you are so thin, she will cry to death!" Shi Miao called Yang Jian and the others to come back for dinner.

Sitting and eating with Jade Emperor, the father-killing enemy, Yang Jian couldn't stand it, he refused to sit down again, and stood stubbornly behind Shi Miao.He glared at Haotian angrily, his eyes burning with rage.

"If you don't want to sit down, then eat standing up." Shi Miao handed the bowl and chopsticks to Yang Jian, "Which mother doesn't feel sorry for her own child, she is most afraid that her child will be cold, hungry, and unable to eat."

"Eat more, too." Shi Miao also picked up a piece of meat for Yang Chan, "Health is better than anything else! If your mother saw you two looking like famine refugees, she wouldn't cry like a river and flood Taoshan .”

Yang Jian kept silent, he realized the key point in Shi Miao's words, she would take the two of them to see their mother.

Fuxi: Mother, I couldn't eat when I was young, and my father drove me to go fishing in the river, but I didn't see you stopping me...

When Shi Miao opened his mouth, Haotian didn't dare to argue.

He was being dragged by the three of Fuxi to drink wine, and he drank three bowls in a row, his cheeks were slightly red, and his eyes were blurred.The wine made by Shennong is of extremely high purity, and a small golden bottle can make an immortal sleep for three days and three nights.

"Haotian, according to the rule of heaven that immortals and mortals cannot fall in love, are you discriminating against our human race?" Fuxi said quietly.

"Brother Fuxi, you have misunderstood me. It's absolutely nothing! I don't have the guts to discriminate against my brother. I made this rule for the sake of my brother's human race." Haotian said pretending to be depressed.

"You also know that the Heavenly Court was first built, and fish and dragons were mixed together. Occasionally, some people sneaked out to play in the lower realm, and even... hey!" Haotian sighed, "You also know that the higher the level, the harder it is to conceive children. And the human race is precisely a race that is easy to reproduce. , and the pregnancy period is short, some immortals just want to keep a queen for themselves."

"I also don't want the matter of the witches to hunt the women of the human race to re-enact in the heavenly court and increase the conflict between the heavenly court and the human race. I can only make a heavenly rule to restrain the people in the heavenly court. But I never thought that my sister would fall in love with her." A mortal man." Haotian seemed to be getting drunk, he stood up with a bang, holding a sea bowl and shouting at Shennong, "Full up! Full up!"

"Tell me what's good about mortals. We will retreat for a while, and his lifespan will come to an end. I have protected my sister for a long time, but she was bewitched by Yang Tianyou's few words and left, and she did not hesitate to sever ties with me. Our 10-year In her eyes, the brother-sister relationship is not worth the sweet words of that mortal for several years."

"If he is capable, that's fine. He wants my sister to weave and hunt to support the family! Tell me, can you have such a man? Can you?"

"Boom!"

Haotian fell down drunk, and there was a naive snoring sound.

Fuxi, Shennong and the others looked at each other, Haotian was too poor a drinker, he would die after just three bowls.They frowned, Haotian made the heavenly rule that immortals can't fall in love, or is it to protect their human race...

This is far from what they thought.

The human race is regarded as a reproductive machine by all major races. This is an old problem left over.For example, Shi Miao, their dragon, phoenix, and unicorn races left over from ancient times, it is more difficult to conceive offspring.

They pay attention to purebred bloodlines, but some don't mind more hybrid bloodlines with poor qualifications.The human race has a universal physique, and they can interbreed with all races to breed the next generation, so they will inevitably be coveted by others.

Fuxi and the others looked solemn and kept silent, it was too difficult to be an enemy of the Wanzu.

"While he is asleep, if you want to vent your anger, you can punch him in the face a few times." Shi Miao said to Yang Jian, and she pointed to Haotian who was lying on the ground.

Yang Jian looked away arrogantly, "I won't do the villain's business, I want to beat him upright."

"Just as long as you're happy." Shi Miao said, hoping that your future nephew will also treat you better.

Her gaze was already on the ham in the middle of the table. The thousand-year-old ham was shaped like a pipa, with thin skin and tender meat, moderately fat and thin. When cut into sections, a rich aroma wafted out of her nostrils.

Fat and thin, milky white and rose collide, the color is bright and attractive.Sliced ​​in seconds, grilled on charcoal until browned, put it in the mouth, it is oily but not greasy, crispy and delicious.

After drinking and eating, Fuxi pointed to the brother and sister Yang Jian who had finished brushing in the kitchen and said, "Mother, how do you arrange it for the two of them?"

"The three of you are doing nothing in the cave, and you can't teach two children?" Shi Miao asked in surprise.

"But the three of us have no experience in accepting apprentices."

"You can teach him what your father taught you back then." Shi Miao was very convinced by Hongjun's parenting experience.No, it's easy to teach a saint, although it's a bit useless!

"But mother—" Fu Xi rubbed his forehead, you guys are completely free!

"Okay, don't be a fool. You have to hurry up and practice yourself. It would be embarrassing for Honghuang to beat his wife. You see, Haotian also thinks that the man Ji Yao finds is too useless. Don't let Nuwa's brother despise you..." Shi Miao He patted Fuxi on the shoulder and said.

Fuxi:! ! !I am Nuwa's brother...

Someone hiding in Hongmeng looked at the man in Tsing Yi beside him, his eyes were sharp, and nothing was pleasing to his eyes.He also wanted to beat him up and abduct his sister's cricket!

"Humph!"

Tian held back for a long time and hummed to Hongjun, if it wasn't for the need for him to defend against foreign enemies now.

Hongjun was puzzled why Tiandao around her was so angry with her, thinking that Xiao Fenghuang had predicted that her elder brother might have schizophrenia symptoms, so he didn't pursue it.

The next day, Shi Miao packed some ham and several bags of dried beef.

"The Conferred God is imminent, there may be changes in Honghuang, son, you can't stay in Huoyun Palace, go out and walk more!" Shi Miao instructed before leaving.

She whispered a few more words in Fuxi's ear before leaving.

Coming out of Huoyun Palace, Shi Miao went west all the way.

Hezhou in the west, with a terrain like a full moon, is rich in cattle, sheep, and jewelry. The human customs and customs are far from those of big merchants, and they are more unrestrained and enthusiastic.

On Mount Sumeru, Jieyin and Zhunti are giving lectures, and a group of students and apprentices are sitting under them.During the Yanhuang period, wars broke out in the south. In order to escape the scourge of war, a large number of human races fled to the west.

Under the sun, the two bald heads were shining brightly, like light bulbs with tens of thousands of volts, shining brightly.Shi Miao randomly found a place to sit down and listen to the sermon.

This sitting lasted for three days and three nights.

These two monks can recite sutras!

When all the believers were still digesting the morality and Buddhism that the two preached, Shi Miao hurriedly got up to stop the two who were about to leave.

"Amitabha, this Taoist friend has a face to face. But it's the first time I come to the West to listen to the Tao, and there are some things I don't understand." Jieyin said with a smile, his face full of kindness.

"Fellow Daoist, if there is something you don't understand, I can explain it to you in detail." Zhunti also said with a smile on his face, and said gently and compassionately.

Shi Miao was uneasy, these two people were too enthusiastic today, could it be that they saw through the details.These two people have always had nothing to lose.

"I just came from Dashang. I passed by here and listened to the sage's lecture. I probably understand it." Shi Miao replied, your voice of preaching is really suitable for lullaby, and she was sleepy for three days and three nights.

"Amitabha! Friends of Taoism have a predestined relationship with our Western Sect!" Jieyin sang a Buddhist saying and put his hands together, "Originally, my Western Sect has already recruited all the disciples, but there is indeed a predestined relationship between my fellow Taoists and my Sect. " Jieyin continued, in the name of a sage and high disciple, if he didn't believe it, he still couldn't receive it.

It was difficult for their Western religion to recruit disciples, the current Demon Cult is rampant in the local area, and there are Sanqing outside.Especially after the Heavenly Court was rebuilt, many Sanxians from the west joined the Heavenly Court one after another, seeking a position.

It is becoming more and more difficult for them to recruit students from Western schools.

"Do you even accept women?" Shi Miao asked curiously.

"We teach in the west without discrimination, regardless of gender." Zhunti smiled and explained, now they are short of people, so they accept individuals, even those who are not!

"That's great!" Shi Miao laughed, and with a big wave of her hand, three monsters were released from Qiankun's sleeves, the nine-headed pheasant spirit, the jade pipa spirit, and Shen Gongbao.

"The two little demons in my hand worship the two sages, and let me send them all the way to the west, just to listen to the two sages' preaching." Shi Miao pointed to the pheasant spirit and the pipa spirit.

"I don't know the blessings you two little demons have cultivated in the past, but the two saints actually want to accept you as disciples, why don't you hurry up and kowtow to thank you." Shi Miao yelled at Pheasant Jing and Pipa Jing.

saint?

The two little demons looked at the two bald heads, their eyes almost turned green.

"Thank you, master, for taking me in!" Pheasant Jing and Pipa Jing immediately kowtowed to pay homage to their masters. They are very knowledgeable about current affairs. Having two saints as their masters, backed by great power, is much happier than being an unknown little demon in Xuanyuan Tomb.

"Fellow daoist, wait a minute—" Jieyin and Zhunti hurriedly used spells to stop the two little demons' apprenticeship.

They are short of people, they don't pick people, but they don't accept everything!Think they often say that there is no requirement, is there really no requirement?

These two little monsters are charming and charming, with beautiful appearance, soft figure and flattering voice.Stay and properly harm the disciples they accept.

There are these two little demons, their disciples, and a few people who devote themselves to practicing Buddhism.

"This is the saint?" Shi Miao asked pretending to be puzzled, she was worrying about what to do with these two little demons, Chaoge had a nine-tailed fox enough.

It's a waste to kill, so the beauty will naturally be given to the monk.

"Cough—fellow Taoist may have misunderstood what we mean. We in the West only accept people who are predestined, and these two little monsters are afraid of becoming my Buddha..." Jieyin immediately retorted.

"Sage, don't rush to refuse. If you are destined or not, you need to watch it again." Shi Miao said, and took out a video tape from the Zhuan Zhuzhu.

"The sage will look at this thing first." Shi Miao said mysteriously, clicked to play the video, and the picture inside showed two people rioting in the Zixiao Temple, crying and grabbing the futon, the tears on their faces were crystal clear.

The shameless faces of the two are recorded in detail and clearly visible!

"Who are you!" Zhun Ti squeezed Shi Miao's wrist, trying to snatch the video tape from his hand, trying to destroy it.

What is this?The dark history of the two of them was recorded in detail, and it must be erased, otherwise how could they still be in the prehistoric world.

"Two saints, don't worry. If you want to talk directly, I'll give it to you directly. Why do you need to be a thief?" Shi Miao smiled, slipped his wrists slipping free from Zhun Ti's shackles, and threw the video tape to them.

"Anyway, I still have a lot of backups! At that time, I will distribute a copy to the saints and great powers." Shi Miao said with a smile.

A Qibao wonderful tree quietly attacked Shi Miao from behind her.

"Oh, this trick is so familiar, it's exactly the same as the video in the photo, but unfortunately I'm not that stupid big bird." Shi Miao easily flashed by, and she had already paid attention to the movement of the reception.

"Who are you? I came here to make trouble for the Western religion on purpose." Jieyin scolded, "I am a Buddha who is merciful, but there are times when I look at the Vajra with anger. Please don't challenge the bottom line of my Buddhism again and again."

There were still a large number of disciples present at the scene, and the guide and Zhunti had to maintain a friendly face between the two of them.I also wondered who exactly sent Shi Miao to the West to make trouble.

The preaching of the Zixiao Temple is too long ago, except for some surviving old antiques, almost no one knows what happened back then.

"What are you thinking, two saints? When will I fight against these two saints? These two little monsters have admired the saints for a long time. I specially sent them to join the Western religion, where the afterglow of their lives will be burned." Shi Miao smiled. road.

Under the joint attack of the two, Shi Miao's movement is indistinct, as if he is integrated with the heaven and the earth, and he can always escape the attack of the two in a narrow way every time.

Jieyin and Zhunti were even more surprised, who is this person?Under the joint attack of their two saints, they can resist for such a long time.

"Dare to ask your friend's name? If you are not here to make trouble, why don't you show your true colors?"

"Fengxiu! Just call me Xiushen!" Shi Miao said with a smile, this is her true face after reincarnation, but if she wants another face, she will just give it to her.

Shi Miao suddenly transformed into a handsome girl of sixteen or seventeen.

Show off your head!

Jieyin and Zhunti looked at each other, have you heard of this name?It's clearly a nickname, and it's specially made to fool them.

"Empress Xiushen!"

"It's Empress Xiushen! It is exactly the same as the statues in our clan, and she is the ancestor of our human race!"

"Greetings, Empress Xiushen!"

……

Someone at the bottom exclaimed, and kowtowed to Shi Miao quickly, the Empress Xiushen is the belief of their human race, especially the belief of the human race in the Suiren clan.

The fight between Shi Miao and Jie Yin and Zhun Ti has already attracted the attention of the disciples below.

"The Empress Xiushen is so powerful, she won't be defeated by a pair of two."

"Empress Xiushen is indeed the ancestor of my human race! My goddess."

Zhunti picked up and led the two people to hear everyone's calls, and their smiles were hard to maintain. This woman is here to ruin their place!

"Why isn't Empress Xiushen's senior brother here? I heard from my ancestors that there is a taciturn senior brother beside Empress Xiushen, whose cultivation level is much higher than that of Xiushen."

"Empress Xiushen can fight a saint one-on-two, so isn't her senior brother..."

"How is it possible! If it's so powerful! Why haven't their names been heard in the prehistoric world." The other races retorted.

"Senior brother Xiushen seems to be called Hongjun—"

"Hongjun? I haven't heard of it, just an unknown junior."

Daozu Hongjun, no one in today's Honghuang would dare to call him by his first name, they usually respect Daozu, but Hongjun's real name is rarely mentioned.Younger generations know even less.

"Hongjun—"

Jieyin and Zhunti are saints with psychic ears, so they can naturally hear the discussions below. When did the Taoist ancestor have a junior sister?

It must be the same name and surname, but it's really bold to dare to collide with Daozu's name.

The two of them sacrificed their natal magic treasures one after another, the wonderful tree of seven treasures, Bodhi, the Buddha's light bloomed, the fairy bell rang, and the Sanskrit sound burst out, resounding through the entire Mount Sumeru.

"Master, stop!"

"Master, stop!"

A monkey saw Shi Miao's transformed face clearly, and quickly jumped in front of Yingying and Zhunti to stop them from trying to die.

"What's the matter with the six-eared macaque? My teacher has taught you many times to guard against arrogance and impetuosity, so that you can achieve true results. Why are you so reckless!" Jie Yin said.

The six-eared macaque was wronged, if he was slower, Mount Sumeru might be trampled to the ground.Back then, Dijun just accidentally injured Fengxiu, and was slapped away by Daozu—his life was hanging by a thread!

"Master, she is your senior aunt! Xiushen's senior brother is the one—" the six-eared macaque pointed in the direction of 33 Chongtian.

"They were the ones who gave disciples the token back then, and asked disciples to come to the west to seek Taoism."

Jieyin and Zhunti recalled that the six-eared macaque brought the Taoist's handbook, otherwise they would not have dared to go against the Taoist's wishes and accept the monkey as a disciple.

The faces of the two were pale, and Fengxiu's identity was about to be revealed, who else could it be except that phoenix egg!

"Amitabha, I'm blind, I didn't know that my master and aunt came here. Come to my western religion for inspection, sin! sin!" Jieyin and Zhunti immediately greeted him with smiles on their faces.

As long as you have a thick skin, it is others who are embarrassed.

"Thank you, Auntie, for pointing us out just now. We are the ones who made the portraits. These two little monsters are indeed destined to be with the Buddha and the West. We will transform them to be good, wash away the evil energy, and release the holy light."

"Jieyin and I will take care of the two little goblins. From then on, there will be two less goblins and two more merciful Buddhas in the world."

Seeing that the two were subdued, Shi Miao stopped.

"Cough—the two nephews are very savvy."

Reception, Zhunti stepped forward and whispered, "Little Phoenix, that video—"

"Don't worry, I won't spread the word. At most, I want a few friends to enjoy your performance together at home."

Reception, quasi mention:  …

The two of them hurriedly asked Liu Er to fill in forms for Pheasant Jing and Pipa Jing to apply for admission to the Western religion and confirm their identities.

"By the way, they also have an older sister who will join the Western Church after a while." Shi Miao said.

"Thank you, Master Aunt!"

The two little demons hurriedly kowtowed to thank her. They never thought that Su Daji's identity was so strong that even a saint would be courteous to her.

No wonder Yun Zhongzi hit her as soon as she said, even when they mentioned that Empress Nuwa was behind her, she didn't back down.

Shen Gongbao looked at Shi Miao more obsessively, he was so discerning, he hugged the strongest leg at once, Jiang Ziya, and the list of gods were all floating clouds.

Shi Miao did not arrange for Shen Gongbao to join the Western religion, but in fact, this guy was originally a primitive disciple, and she could never force someone to change his sect.

After the battle with Jieyin and Zhunti, she has a more thorough understanding of the laws of heaven and earth.

After being escorted by Zhunti and two people to welcome them into their cave, Shi Miao immediately explained the purpose of coming, "This time I came here, besides sending my beloved disciples to the two nephews, I also want to borrow something."

"Auntie, please be polite, just ask what you want."

Jieyin and Zhunti were dripping with blood. They had only borrowed in and never lent out.

"Not many, just three things, the magic pestle, the rosary, and the twelve-grade lotus platform." Shi Miao said calmly.

not much?Just three!

These three things are their lifeblood and the foundation of their religion, especially the twelve-grade lotus platform.Jieyin and Zhunti both looked ugly, this was cutting their flesh and blood.

"I won't borrow in vain either. This is a hundred flat peaches, just treat it as interest for you." Shi Miaofei took out a Qiankun bag, took out a flat peach inside and ate it, "That boy Haotian just gave it to me. fresh."

Little Phoenix intentionally threatened us with Haotian?After Jieyin and Zhunti looked at each other, they gritted their teeth and borrowed for the future.

Shi Miao borrowed something, and wandered around Mount Sumeru again, but didn't seem to find anything unusual.

"Who? Come out!" Shi Miao shouted.

There was a ghostly shadow following her furtively.

A figure emerged from behind a boulder, with rough hands and feet.

"Six-eared macaque, why are you following me when you have nothing to do?" Shi Miao asked.

"I—I—" Liu Er's face was flushed, he hesitated and couldn't speak, he didn't expect to be caught by Shi Miao.

"I want to eat peaches." Seeing the six-eared macaque's eyes stay on her mouth, Shi Miao threw him a big flat peach.

"No...not..." The six-eared macaque took the flat peach in his hand in a daze, and numbly took a bite. It was thin-skinned and thick-fleshed, tender and juicy, and it was tastier than any peach he had eaten before.

Is this the flat peach of the Queen Mother?

"Liu Er, you have been in Mount Sumeru for many years, and I want to ask you, is there anything unusual in the western world for thousands of years?" Shi Miao asked, she was searching blindly, she might as well ask the natives.