I rely on Gou to prove the Dao [Honghuang]

I am Luohu, originally the darling of heaven, the twelfth-rank world-destroying black lotus, the god-killing spear, the nine-devil tower... I can pick up such innate magic weapons with my eyes closed.

The dragon, the phoenix, and the unicorn, three reckless men who can only act recklessly, I use my brain, and the three of them are wiped out, disappearing forever in the tide of the prehistoric.

Ever since I was haunted by the super poisonous milk of Heavenly Demon, I have been plagued by bad luck.

This kid Hongjun doesn't talk about martial arts, he found three helpers, and even brought a cheater with him.With Hongjun in my hand, I could only run away in despair.

Seeing that the Primordial Lord in his hand was gone, his old nest was also blown up.Fortunately, I kept a hand. Earlier, I found out from the poisonous milk of the demon that there is a land beyond the prehistoric.

After the self-exposure, there is still a ray of ghost floating to an unexpected place. When I am done, I will definitely come back!

A ray of my ghost traveled through layers of space barriers and arrived outside the territory, but this demon and that old ghost said it was completely different.

The picturesque scenery in the rumors, the woman is as beautiful as a fairy, passionate and unrestrained, it's all a lie.There is not even a blade of grass here, and there are shirtless men everywhere.

My soul was seriously injured due to the self-explosion, and I spent a lot of magic energy in the shuttle interface, so I could only attach to a person who had just died.I just climbed out of the Wanzhang Pit, but I was kidnapped and sold to mines to dig coal for a living.

If you don't work hard in mining every day, you will be beaten by the previous god.Damn gods, they don't even give us food, and force us to eat stones every day.

The energy of the newly collected ore is unstable, and someone needs to try it.

When did my dignified demon ancestor suffer such grievances? Without saying a word, he immediately picked up the stone and stuffed it into his mouth.Being able to bend and stretch is my best quality, and when I return from magic, they will definitely pay with their blood.

After gnawing on the stone for a month, the imprisoned magic in my body slowly loosened, and the magic slowly increased. This stone is actually useful!It can increase the magic in my body.

After trying it for a month, it was confirmed that the stone had no side effects, and the hateful god wanted to kill the donkey.Pooh!I'm not a donkey!

I killed this lowly mine guard god, looted all the ore in the mountain, and hid.

A hundred years later, I have digested all the ores, and my magic has returned to the fairyland.Low-level ores are useless to me now, and I can only approach the inner ring of Mount Olympus.

"Prince, prince, I finally found you!" As soon as I entered a city gate, a man rushed to me and knelt down, claiming to be my servant.

I am worthy of being the son of destiny. If I randomly pick up a corpse from a mass grave, I will be a prince.Only then did I notice that this body was handsome, tall and slender, and he was a rare handsome man.

From the servant's few words, I found out that there is a large amount of ore in this country. In order to eat the stone and restore magic, I committed myself to calling a bald old man Dad.

But I never thought that my bald father would offer me to the gods in exchange for a bigger and wider land.

Another great humiliation, I was stripped of my clothes and packed naked to the temple.

"vomit!"

A pair of hands as dry as bark touched my smooth skin.

"Little beauty, I will make you very happy." An old woman in a black robe said Jie Jie, her nose pressed against my neck, sniffing vigorously, and said obsessively, "It smells so fragrant, this smell is a bit familiar."

I vomited and vomited in my heart. I, Luo Hu, have guarded my body like a jade for millions of years, and I must not take advantage of this old lady.But this old woman looked very old, but the divine power in her body was vast.

I can't resist with the power of an Earth Immortal, can I just resign myself to fate!Let the old woman waste away, have pity on my integrity for a million years!

"Boom boom boom!"

Just as I was about to be raped by the old woman, there was a knock on the door.

"Who?"

"Mother God, it's me."

The old woman opened the door, and walked into a handsome middle-aged man, exuding an aura of righteousness.

I moved my body vigorously and sent him a look for help.

He seems to have received my call for help, he lures the old lady away, asks his subordinates to save me from the clutches, and will give me a big house.

I have been wandering outside the territory for many years, alone and helpless, this is the first time I feel the care of love.Every time the man comes, he will give me to practice. He often gives me divine stones, pills, and books.

We chatted, looked at the snow, looked at the moon, and became confidantes.

Until one day, a woman led a group of gods and broke into my residence. She claimed to be the man's wife, smashed the things in my room viciously, and insulted me as a vixen to seduce her man.

"Obviously you are useless, you can't control your man's legs." I retorted, it doesn't matter if you smashed my things, but you can't call me a vixen, I am a noble demon god, how can I be those lowly species.

My friend is handsome and flirtatious, and he is merciful everywhere. He has many lovers and illegitimate children outside, but it has nothing to do with me!We just look at the snow, look at the moon, talk about Taoism, and deduce the pure relationship of morality and righteousness.

"Kill him!" She ordered coldly, and a group of gods surrounded me.

Now that I am a quasi-sage, how can I be plotted against by these little gangsters and knock them down in twos and twos.

"I underestimated you. I didn't expect you to have a little ability." The woman said viciously, the scepter she held high exuded the brilliance of a saint.

Careless, I never thought that this woman turned out to be a saint!She turned me into a bottle.

"I can save you, but I want you to promise me one thing." When I was desperate, a voice appeared in my mind.

"who are you?"

"You can call me God."

……

In order to get out of the water bottle, I agreed to Tian's conditions.

Before I left, I saw my friend come back holding a "water bottle" (fake) and was heartbroken. To commemorate our love, he even hung me in the sky, called Aquarius.

From his chattering and reluctant words, I learned that Zhenxiang is actually greedy for my body!He turned out to be a double-sided plug. When I learned the truth, I felt chills all over my body, and I stopped thinking about saying goodbye to him, and I thought I was dead.

God's conditions, let me go back to Honghuang, and do everything I can to make trouble for the crickets, which is exactly what I want.

After I returned to the wilderness alone, I immediately found my former subordinates and strengthened my power.It's a pity that the Styx, a sea of ​​blood, doesn't allow oil and salt to enter. No matter what I say, he just refuses to join my Demon Cult.

The sea of ​​blood was occupied by a group of people from Sanqing, and they didn't dare to make a fart.This person is too cowardly and boring!How to carry the banner of anti-crickets in the future.

The little monk who chanted scriptures at the junction of the blood sea and the yellow spring was the second partner I was looking for. Unfortunately, this bald head is worse than Styx, always pretending to be stupid and deliberately distorting my original intention.

The scriptures recited by the little monk, after listening to them for a long time, can actually soothe the violent demon energy in my body.Because I ate too much ore outside the territory, the heavy metal toxins of the ore accumulated in my body, and the demonic energy was often violent, fleeing to all the meridians.

The little monk has delicate features and a thin body. He looks very attractive, and I often feel a little bit moved.

I also remembered what my friend's wife insulted me, called me a vixen, and stayed with my friend without shame, could it be

I'm also not a good man.

In order to test out my thoughts, I dressed up as a girl to seduce the little monk, but I never thought that he was actually a girl!

At that time, there was a little joy in my heart, my sexual orientation was normal!

After confirming my mind, in order to get close to the little monk, I decided to sneak into the Buddhist gate. I pretended to be Guanyin and entered the Buddhist realm of Lingshan.

I didn't expect that Buddhism is not without conflicts as I imagined. The sects of Buddhism are messy, namely Tathagata, Lantern, and Maitreya. They often secretly fight for the position of Buddha Lord of Buddhism.

I will excitedly share the information I have collected with the little monk, hoping that he will see through the essence of Buddhism, join my demon clan, and live happily ever after.

But the little monk is just one-sided, twisted on Buddhism, and doesn't believe my words at all.This idiot also foolishly thought that all Buddhist monks are like her, who do not fight or grab, obediently obey, and sit in hell for tens of thousands of years.

Ksitigarbha, who doesn't allow oil and salt, insists on refusing to add me to my demon clan, which makes my liver hurt from anger, and I can't see it.

But when she had an accident, I still couldn't help but make a move, exhausting my magic power, just asking her to wake up.

For her, I condescend to the cricket, if she can wake up, my little dignity in front of the cricket is nothing.

She, who is dedicated to the Buddha, stepped into the realm of saints earlier than me.It may be that she has no other distractions and focuses on Buddha, but I have too many distracting thoughts and entanglements in my heart, so I haven't broken through the realm of saints for a long time.

After Cricket got married, her two masters guarded me strictly, not letting me get close to Ksitigarbha, for fear that I would kidnap Ksitigarbha.But they are too worried, if I can abduct her with a few words, that would be fine.

She only has my Buddha in her heart, and there is no place for me, I am just unrequited love.

News came from Lingshan that Ksitigarbha overwhelmed the third Buddha and became the new Lord Buddha.Soon she will be Lord Buddha, and there will be no possibility between the two of us.

Depressed, I returned to the sea of ​​blood, and to the banks of the Yellow Springs.

The hell was rebuilt, exactly the same as before, but the little monk in front of him disappeared.Desperate, I went to the land of the sea of ​​blood, looking for brother Styx, who was also unrequited love, for a drink.

This guy used to look down on me and refused to cooperate with me, so he was unrequited and broken in love like me.

He and Houtu have been neighbors for 10 years, and he also manages hell, but he has not yet got the moon, he has failed too much!

"Magic and Buddha are incompatible, it will never be possible between you and Dizang!" Styx mocked me, "At least I live close to Houtu, so I can catch a glimpse of her anytime."

"Damn!" I scolded, "You bastard, you have been in unrequited love for tens of thousands of years, yet you haven't confessed your love to Houtu. At least I, Luohu, like Ksitigarbha, and all sentient beings know it."

"All sentient beings know that there are farts, but Ksitigarbha doesn't know. Instead, you have two more saints standing in your way." Styx retorted, "I don't want to be like you. In the end, I can't even see people's faces."

That guy Styx is a coward. He is afraid that after his confession is rejected, Hou Tu will never see him again.

"I heard that Pangu is going to help Houtu revive the remaining eleven witch ancestors." I said leisurely.

"Houtu should be very happy, if her brothers can be resurrected." Styx sighed, "After Houtu became holy, he has always wanted to resurrect them. If they are successfully resurrected, Houtu should have nothing else to do. Marry me."

"You idiot! I told you to start early! Don't you know how difficult this creature is to deal with? You see, as the ancestor of Dao, No. 1 in the wild, a brother-in-law can make him big, there is no way .”

"You're thinking that Houtu has eleven elder brothers and eleven brothers-in-law... you slowly realize it! When they wake up, you don't want to take a step closer to Houtu. According to me, attack now and settle the name as soon as possible. , it’s best to get on the bus first and then make up for the fare.”

"Bang!" Minghe's wine glass fell to the ground, and he stared blankly at me, "I got in the car, but it's still useless? What should I do!"

"I'm C!" This guy must be showing off to me, but unfortunately I haven't even kissed Jizo's mouth.

It's obviously wine, why does it smell like acetic acid?

It might be that I was drunk, and there were faintly familiar Buddhist voices in my ears, and I walked out along the scriptures.

A moon-white monk's robe sits on the bank of the Yellow Spring, spits out lotus flowers, recites scriptures, and saves evil spirits.

"You're here!" She smiled at me, her bright and innocent smile melted my heart, this was the first time she greeted me proactively.

I dare not blink, for fear that this is an illusion, a dream...

If it was a dream, I would never wake up again.