I Used Non-humans as Actors for Those Years

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there is traffic, there are paparazzi, proxy shooters, illegitimate children, scalpers...

The recent traffic in the entertainment industry is definitely the movie "Fallen House". The low-budget counterattack, the rising period was tragically released, and the re-edited version created the history of the big online movie... No matter what point is worth it, the online editing is flying, The fans were clamoring for another movie from the original cast.

However, this crew seems to have appeared out of thin air, and there is no information about the main creative team on the Internet.

Reuters at the time of filming, no;

The Weibo of the leading actors, no;

Itinerary after the hit show, no;

There are a large number of celebrity refined selfies, all of which are missing!

Even the short videos that were updated very stable before are gone!

The entertainment industry has never seen such a crew. When others are popular, they always take part in interviews and programs in different ways. The marketing account recounts their experiences from birth to the present, telling how bitter and hard the days before they became popular.But what about this crew?Everyone seemed to be afraid that they would become popular, and the entire crew could pick out only a few supporting roles.

But what is the meaning of the past of the gossip supporting role?When Pang Xinhao was popular back then, people even found out the color of his underpants. There is nothing new about his popular double-cooked meat. The only thing of value is the photo of him and other leading actors, but Pang Xinhao doesn’t have that at all. thing!

Luo Huai used to be just an ordinary student, she acted a few extras, and participated in "Fallen House" right after graduation. Just after the low salary of "1 yuan" was hyped twice, Luo Huai came out to clarify that later Director Zhong made up for it. 10 yuan was issued, which is already very generous for newcomers who have just graduated.

As for the few actors that fans are most concerned about, there is no trace of being alive at all.

Can paparazzi, scalpers, proxy shooters and illegitimate children be stumped in this way?

No!They are pervasive.

Just as Zhong Jiudao signed a contract with the website, the scalpers received the filming locations of the first three episodes of the variety show and sent them to Moments and groups to sell their itineraries.

Some paparazzi, illegitimate children, and proxy shooters bought the information and learned that the creator of "Fallen House" will return to the filming location of the film tomorrow to record a variety show, and they all excitedly brought their equipment to the villa ahead of schedule.

In order to rush to the villa before the program group, these hardworking people arrived at the periphery of the villa one after another at two o'clock in the morning and took a few photos in the dark.

Since the water and electricity bills consumed during filming were borne by the film crew, Fu Yue turned on all the lights in the villa as if venting his anger after confirming the incident, and stood on the brightly lit stairs with a sinister smile that made no one laugh Dare to step forward to stop her.

Probably because of horror movies, human beings always feel that the villa is creepy, and the crew of the show are happy to hear that Fu Yue turned on the lights, so that they won't be so scared at night.

The dog agents of the Night Exploration Villa saw the lights outside and realized that the program team might have checked in early.

They asked the scalper, and the scalper got the news through the inside line, telling them that the main creators of "Fallen House" have already lived in the villa tonight.

What are you waiting for, you can directly take private photos of artists, even if this is something that is severely resisted, under the trend of interests, some people will still do it.

In the entertainment circle, living in the opposite side of the star and secretly taking pictures of the indoor situation; purchasing the itinerary and identity information of the star through illegal means, checking in for the star in advance, and arranging the seat with myself; finding out the address of the star, running to knock on the door in the middle of the night, etc. It is not uncommon for people to take risks no matter how they are contained.

After one or two brave people climbed the wall and entered the villa, others followed in succession.Unexpectedly, the staff of the program team were so careless. They only locked the outside door. The main door of the villa was not locked. It opened with a slight push, and the group slipped in tacitly.

33 ghost lived in the wallet for a while, and I missed it very much when I returned to the villa. After working with Director Zhong for a few months, I felt that the past days were like heaven, and it was such a blessing to have such a big house to live in!

As soon as the front door opened, Fu Yue, who was sitting lightly on the chandelier, moved her nose and opened her mouth to reveal a surprised smile: "Is someone here?"

"Anyone came?" Qi Wanlian, who was grabbing chocolates with Shen Leshan, stopped and said doubtfully, "Why is there a living person breaking into our house at this time?"

Shen Leshan took this opportunity to stuff the last piece of chocolate into his mouth, swallowed it hard, and then said, "Just ask Xiao Jiang."

Xiao Jiang poked his head out of the wall and said, "I just confirmed it, it's an illegitimate child!"

"What's that?" A pair of eyes rolled to Xiao Jiang's feet and asked.

"It's the same as breaking into a private house at night in ancient times. It's not a good person anyway!" Jiang Fen said.

Shen Leshan got out a copy of the "Criminal Law" from nowhere, flipped through it a few times and said: "It says here that self-defense is not illegal, and they have already threatened our safety by breaking into houses at night. Director Zhong is here, and we have laws to follow, so he has no reason to deal with us."

"What is self-defense?" Aunt Yang asked.

"I told you to be more literate and read more," Shen Leshan tore off the "justifiable self-defense" note, and the note fluttered in the wind, "Everyone pass this law article on, and let those who can read read it."

"So we have living people to play with?" Lin Butler rubbed his hands in surprise.

"When was the last time you played with a living person?" The suit ghost couldn't contain his excitement.

"The last time we played with a living person was Luo Huai. Tell him to go to Shen Leshan's room to play against each other. Later, he offered pastries and food. Seeing his sincerity, I let him go. Only Jiang can play after that. Fen." Qi Wanlian said.

Jiang Fen: "..."

Don't make it so natural to mutilate a new colleague. He was almost scared out of his wits last time, and since then he has the bad habit of running naked under the moon. He has been hurt a lot by this incident!

When Luo Huai was mentioned, the group of ghosts fell silent for a while. This man, who was obviously very light and had an abnormal physique, seemed to have a magical power that was more terrifying than ghosts and gods. The memories in the wallet were too tragic, and none of the group of ghosts wanted to mention it.

Fu Yue, who was literate, read the "justifiable self-defense" note, looked at the person who entered the door and said, "It doesn't matter, this time we will be reasonable, everyone, please act softly, and don't wake up Director Zhong."

After finishing speaking, countless dark red flowers bloomed in the four corners of the villa, and a blood-red barrier wrapped around the villa, ensuring that not a single mosquito could fly out.

Qi Wanlian knew that the cries of these people should not disturb Zhong Dao. She remembered the white energy points she had absorbed recently, tried to release the energy points, and set up a sound-proof enchantment, hoping that this energy could be hidden from Zhong Dao. guide.

"I remember that human beings call the group action at night a party," Shen Leshan pulled out a newly learned foreign language, and stood in the air on the third floor and said, "Party, let's start."

Following his words, Fu Yue fell from the chandelier hanging upside down, connecting himself and the chandelier with a blood thread.

Just entering the hall, the proxy shooter, who was looking for the artist's residence, suddenly saw a woman in a red dress falling from the ceiling with blood on her head, and stopped in front of him. Her red eyes were almost at the same level as him. The woman asked: " Did you push me off?"

ah! ! !The proxy shooter wanted to call for help, but a cold and slender hand covered his mouth.

"Hush," said an ethereal but gloomy female voice next to his ear, "Don't make too much noise. It's bad to wake up others. If you dare to make a sound, I'll eat your tongue!"

The agent turned his head stiffly, and saw Qi Wanlian's face exactly like the one in the horror movie.

Damn! ! !He was so scared on the spot that he didn't even want the camera. He covered his mouth and ran out the door. Butler Lin opened the door for him politely, and the paparazzi rushed out——

In the next second, he returned to the lobby of the villa, facing the woman under the chandelier.

Butler Lin who opened the door said with a smile: "This distinguished guest, how can you not knock when you enter someone's house? Why don't you do such a simple thing as raising your hand and knocking?"

Lin Butler held a boning knife and grabbed the paparazzi's hand: "In our time, stealing would be chopped off. If you don't use your hands, you can donate them to those in need. Why do you keep them?"

The plot that was exactly the same as in the movie made the proxy shooter unable to bear it any longer. All three of his soul lamps went out and he fainted completely.

"That's not enough?" Lin Butler put away the boning knife, stroked his beard triumphantly, picked up the proxy shooter with one hand, and "put on" the new clothes.

He hasn't "dressed" a human for a long time. The last time he wanted to wear it was Luo Huai, but he was sent by Director Zhong to send telegrams all day long.

Forget it, let's not mention Luo Huai, this kind and simple human being is really bad luck.

Butler Lin, who was wearing human clothes, raised his head and saw that an illegitimate student who ran in first had already climbed up to the third floor.

The program team arranged a room for each guest, and the name of the guest was posted on the door of the room.For the safety of the staff, Zhong Jiudao discussed with the program team and moved all the ghost actors to the third floor, and the others lived on the second floor.

The illegitimate student went straight to Qi Wanlian's room on the third floor, and quietly put his hand on the doorknob.

"What are you doing?" The housekeeper Yi Lin asked him in a low voice.

The illegitimate student was taken aback, seeing that it was the person who jumped over the wall with him, he breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "Don't speak so suddenly, it scares people to death. I want to go in and see Qi Wanlian, she should be sleeping now Now, I don't know what kind of pajamas I'm wearing? It's better not to wear it?"

Another paparazzi came over and said, "Maybe she's not the only one in there. I heard that celebrities are in a mess in private. Maybe there is Shen Leshan or Zhong Jiudao in there too?"

The "surrogate shooter" Lin Butler was frightened by this imagination: "You really dare to think, and you dare to guess, Director Zhong?"

If Zhong Jiudao and Qi Wanlian lived together, Qi Wanlian might not survive tonight.

"What's impossible?" the paparazzi said, "This movie was invested by Zhong Jiudao. Can Sleepless director Qi Wanlian be the protagonist?"

The illegitimate student gritted his teeth and said, "No! Qi Wanlian cannot belong to any man! She is clean."

Butler Lin couldn't listen anymore, the human imagination really frightened ghosts.He raised his hand to open the door for the two of them and said, "If you want to know so much, go in and see for yourself."

Then a gust of wind pushed the two of them into the room, and the door was gently closed, butler Lin thoughtfully locked the door for the two of them.

In the room, Qi Wanlian and Shen Leshan were sitting on the bed. The paparazzi saw the ecstasy in their eyes, and raised the camera and frantically pressed the shutter. This is big news!

The bastard's eyes were red, and he shook his head wildly in disbelief: "Impossible, impossible! Qi Wanlian is so beautiful and pure, how could she do such a thing?"

"How is it impossible?" Qi Wanlian pushed Shen Leshan in front of the camera, and pulled off his coat, "Anything can happen."

The paparazzi had never seen an artist so open-minded under the camera, and he was stunned. Through the camera lens, he saw the skin under Shen Leshan's clothes.

There is no skin at all, it is the heart protected by ribs and chest cavity, and Qi Wanlian's hand is sticking to the heart.

The bastard and the paparazzi: "..."

At this time, a middle-aged woman came through the wall with two bowls of soup and said to them, "End your soup, the soup I made is delicious."

The two frantically opened the door to escape. At this time, a pair of dark red flowers bloomed under their feet, and countless vines entangled their bodies. Shen Leshan and Qi Wanlian stepped forward to open their mouths, and Aunt Yang poured soup into them.

The villa is surrounded by such tragedies.

"Help... help... the actor in this movie... is really a ghost..." A person crawled hard towards the gate of the villa. He must escape and tell the story.

A man wearing sunglasses picked him up and said seriously: "I didn't want to get involved in their live party, but you broke into houses, sneaked into women's rooms in the middle of the night, and stole women's clothes. , God forbids, the eyes of justice will always be watching you!"

He took off his sunglasses and stared at the man with empty eyes like an abyss.

The man didn't dare to look directly into these righteous eyes, he raised his head and tried to look up to the second floor, trying to call for help, but there was Fu Yue hanging on the chandelier on the ceiling, and a group of ghosts floating on the third floor, everywhere was hell.

At this moment, a door on the second floor with the word "Luo Huai" opened. He walked out of the room with his pillow in his arms, scratched his head and said, "It's strange, I heard screams when I closed my eyes this night." , Listening carefully, there is nothing, I can’t sleep well at all, is it because I’m used to living with Zhong Dao, and I can’t sleep by myself? I’ll go to Zhong Dao’s room for help.”

In a daze, he vaguely saw a figure downstairs and looked down.

Eyeball Ghost saw Luo Huai leaving the room, threw him out of the villa, put on his sunglasses and smiled at Luo Huai.

"Haven't you slept so late?" Luo Huai asked.

"Thinking that I can watch your recording program tomorrow, I am a little excited and can't fall asleep." Eyeball Ghost said.

"Oh, I'm probably too excited to fall asleep." Luo Huai vaguely felt that there were people upstairs, so she looked up.

The ghosts floating on the third floor immediately threw the person in their hands out of the window and sent the person outside the wall with the wind.

"Why can't you fall asleep?" Luo Huai said, "The schedule for the variety show is very fast, and the filming may be late at night tomorrow, so hurry up and go back to sleep."

"Okay, let's go back now." All the ghosts waved to Luo Huai and went back to their rooms.

Holding the pillow in his arms, Luo Huai tried to knock on the door of Zhong Jiudao's room. He thought, with such a small voice, if Director Zhong didn't wake up, he would go back obediently.

With just a slight knock, the door swung open.

"Director Zhong, I can't sleep. I keep hearing screams in my ears. I wonder if I'm afraid because I think of the movie plot. Can I sleep with you?" Luo Huai asked.

Zhong Jiudao looked upstairs and saw that every door was safely closed, and warned, "Let's do it this time."

It was because the other party had bad intentions and no one was killed, so he should just turn a blind eye.

"Oh, okay, I will definitely not bother you in the future." Seeing that Zhong Jiudao was a little unhappy, Luo Huai hugged the pillow and wanted to go back.

"I didn't mention you." Zhong Jiudao pulled Luo Huai back, "Come in and sleep."

Luo Huai's body is sensitive, even if the screams of these people have been sealed by Qi Wanlian's barrier, from a physical point of view, the transmission path of the sound is completely blocked, but Luo Huai's soul can still hear the sound , I didn't sleep well, that's for sure.

"Okay." Seeing that Director Zhong was not angry, Luo Huai walked in the door happily, regardless of whether it was a double bed room or a double bed room, she put the pillows away, lay down properly, and gave Zhong Jiu Do leave room for half a bed.

Zhong Jiudao turned off the light and lay down on the other side. As soon as he lay down, the screams echoing in Luo Huai's ears stopped.

It's so reassuring.Luo Huai fell asleep soundly, this time there was no beer belly in the dream.

The author has something to say: Why didn't Luo Huai dream of a beer belly this time?

Luo Huai: Because I saw Dao Zhong's abs the next morning. I saw it when he got up and changed his clothes, and I immediately felt relieved.

How many abs?

Luo Huai: ... I didn't look at this one carefully, I will try to count it next time.