I Used Non-humans as Actors for Those Years

【I miss you. 】

Luo Huai opened the music software to listen to the song, but saw Jiang Fen sent him such a private message through the software.

He and Jiang Fen have never been able to add social software friends, and occasionally communicate through private messages on music software, and the number of chats is also very small. Why did Jiang Fen suddenly miss him today?

Luo Huai replied: [I also miss the crew of "Fallen House" very much. Although there are few people, everyone is very close and speaks directly.I am now in a large production team with excellent service, complete personnel, and two directors filming their respective dramas. Ordinary actors have a lot of meat in their box lunches, but getting along is a bit tiring. I listen to a lot of what they say What does it mean not to come out? Thanks to Brother Qian who visits me from time to time and tells me how to get along with other people.Hey, I miss you all. 】

Luo Huai's physical fitness has grown up to this age in a healthy way, which shows that he is a very lucky person, and this is also reflected in his stardom.

He tried out the bunch of roles that Qian Duoqun found for him.It's called an audition, but it's actually just putting on a costume for the casting director to take a look at. It's not an important role, as long as the image fits.

Luo Huai is young and handsome and graduated from a major. He has a very good image. He was chosen for several roles, so he started a career of running around in a movie theater. Feeling ashamed, she went to work as a servant for the hero's friend's brother.

When he was diligently filming, everything went wrong with the crew of a fairy tale drama.Today the lead actor’s clothes were accidentally damaged, and tomorrow there was a problem with the box lunch, the extras and staff members lined up at the door of the toilet and had diarrhea, and then □□□□□The actor’s coercion of the male number three broke for no reason, the male third No. directly broke the bone and can no longer play this role.

There is a lot of superstition in the circle. Some people say that this Xianxia drama may have been bumped by something. It is not known how many things will happen if it continues to be filmed.

The crew even invited a well-known celestial master in the circle to exorcise the evil spirits. That day the master checked around and said that someone in the crew was cursed, but with his magic power, he couldn't tell who was cursed. It is difficult to break the curse without knowing what kind of curse it is.

That day, the master could only use cinnabar as paint, drew talismans all over the crew, and sighed, if the amazing and brilliant genius in the family hadn't given up and ran away from home, he would definitely break the curse.

It is said that the talisman formed by the celestial master can suppress the evil spirits for an unknown period of time. As long as the color of the talisman fades, the celestial master must be found to re-strengthen the talisman.

After having the talisman array, the shooting went much smoother, but within three days, the talisman array faded to the point of being invisible, so we had to ask the celestial master to reinforce it.

But Tianshi is really expensive. The starting price of a talisman is 10. A large crew needs to draw dozens of talismans to lay out a talisman array, and a talisman array costs several million.If the talisman matrix is ​​strengthened once every three days, no amount of investment will be enough to consume it like this.

Although there are only faint traces of the talisman formation, the crew still took the risk to shoot, planning to wait for the talisman formation to disappear completely before inviting the celestial master.

That day, Luo Huai was dressed in gray clothes, playing the role of a mortal who was hacked to death by the demon king in the play, and came to this already precarious crew.

Because there were many special effects for the battle in that scene, everyone filmed in a temporary green screen studio. While filming, a gust of wind blew by, and the whole studio collapsed!

Luo Huai hid under a pillar in time, and even grabbed a few slow-running uncles. None of the people who hid with him were injured, except that the plastic bracelet Luo Huai was wearing that day was broken.

This incident was too big, and the person in charge immediately invited a more famous celestial master (one talisman 20). When the celestial master arrived, the rescue team also arrived.

The more expensive celestial master walked around the set with a compass in his hand, and wondered, "Huh? The evil has been eliminated."

The person in charge: "Don't be joking, the whole production crew was smashed under the shed, such a big filming accident, how evil is this, how can it be eliminated?"

The more expensive celestial master: "The hexagram shows that there are lucky stars joining the crew today, and the lucky stars will attract the killing stars and suppress evil. As long as the lucky stars are there, the crew will be fine."

Of course, the person in charge didn't believe it. It had collapsed like this. I don't know how many casualties there were.

Unexpectedly, after the rescue team rescued the person, there was not a single serious injury, and the heaviest was just a few skin scratches. Several main actors, directors, and producers were unscathed, squatting under a pillar, and A dusty group of extras are waiting for rescue together.

At this time, the celestial master pointed to the pillar and said, "The lucky star is here."

Luo Huai, who just joined the group today and dragged the directors to hide under the pillars, was thus recognized as a lucky star.

Everyone gathered around Luo Huai to inquire, and after a closer look, they found that Luo Huai was very good-looking, and she graduated from the acting department of a major class, and the schedule happened to be so empty that there was no filming. He stayed in the crew!

So Luo Huai got an important role inexplicably, and no longer needed to wear costumes that hadn't been washed for a long time, but had special costumes. He counted them carefully, and there were eight sets of clothes!

And when Luo Huai played the male number three, the crew really had nothing to do, and the filming went very smoothly.

Only one day, when Luo Huai had previously signed a sideshow with another crew, the filming started, and the contract had been signed in advance, and there was no role for Luo Huai that day, so he ran to fulfill the previously signed contract.

After leaving for such a day, the production crew began to be troubled again. The chute broke down and directly damaged a valuable camera.

Now the production crew never dared to let Luo Huai leave again, and insisted on keeping him, even if there was no part of the scene that day, they still had to stay on the production crew and watch everyone shoot until the entire production crew was finished. opened.

[The pay for the film crew is high, but there are more fighting scenes. The jewelry that Director Zhong gave me breaks every day, and now there is only one ring left. 】Luo Huai couldn't help complaining to Jiang Fen.

Although it is only 9.9 yuan free shipping jewelry, it has the company logo engraved by Director Zhong himself, and Luo Huai has always cherished these jewelry.This time he was lucky enough to play an important role in a big production, and the costume teacher was very polite to him, allowing Luo Huai to wear different jewelry every day. Luo Huai wanted to take this opportunity to try to show their company's logo and promote their company .

But the jewelry is not only broken, but the location of the damage is very coincidental. There are several deep cracks in the middle of the logo, and the original shape cannot be seen at all.

Luo Huai could only cherish the broken jewelry and put it in the box. He had to keep these jewelry well, even if he couldn't wear it, it would be a memory to find it later.

[Wooooow, I miss you very much. 】Jiang Fen didn't care about Luo Huai's distress at all, he just wanted to express his grief.

【You don't even know that Director Zhong is not a human being, but a devil! 】

[He can still film well when you are here, but when you leave, he doesn't treat us as human beings at all. 】

[I really miss when you human actors were around, how gentle Director Zhong was at that time. 】

On the second floor of the villa, the computer keyboard with the music software turned on was crackling, but no one controlled it at all.In the hall on the first floor of the villa, a bunch of ghosts of different shapes lay in disorder.

"Finally the filming is over." Qi Wanlian looked at the ceiling absent-mindedly. She was no longer as calm as before, but lying on the ground with disheveled hair, half of her paper clothes were burned, and her whole body seemed to be run over. It was as embarrassing as it was run over by a machine.

"I seem to have lost 50 years of Taoism." Fu Yue has long been unable to maintain the appearance of a normal person, her head is broken in pieces, and her body is covered with blood.

"Sister Qi ate three of my tongues. I have lost my skills for ten years. If I continue to shoot, I will be out of my wits without Zhong Dao." Shen Leshan said that falling in love with Qi Wanlian is really too difficult.

Qi Wanlian: "Then you're blaming me? You brought your tongue to the door yourself. How can I hold back your yin energy?"

Shen Leshan: "Sister Qi, let's be reasonable, it's not me who sent my tongue to the door, it's you who used charm to confuse me."

"I'm a ghost, are you blaming my instinct?" Qi Wanlian asked innocently.

Not only the male and female protagonists are arguing, but other ghosts are also arguing. Fortunately, they have no strength, they are just arguing, not fighting.

But that's it, looking down from above, the hall on the first floor of the villa looks like a brutal murder scene, 33 corpses with different death patterns lying on the ground, the new ghost Jiang Fen almost cried out of fright.

He really missed the days when Luo Huai and the others were in the film crew. At that time, Director Zhong was very gentle, and the ghost seniors were also very restrained. What is this now!

Looking down, the first floor is hell!

When Jiang Fen went to Luo Huai to complain, Zhong Jiudao was contacting his cousin Zhong Hongyan in the Zhong family.

Zhong Jiudao has roughly cut the film once, with a total duration of 3 hours, and the rest will be handed over to Zhong Hongyan to simplify.

"No problem," Zhong Hongyan replied, "I'll go out to catch ghosts tonight."

Zhong Jiudao: "Do you want to finish the work at hand in advance so that you can spare time to edit for me?"

Zhong Hongyan: "Of course not. I want to go out and pretend to be injured by a ghost, so that I can find an excuse to recuperate at home and recuperate. No one will disturb me then, so I can make up a complete time editing."

Zhong Jiu said: "... Is it so difficult for you to start a side job now?"

Zhong Hongyan: "It's like this. The Celestial Masters believe that we are suffering from a disaster that never happens in a thousand years. They gather all the younger generations for training, saying that they want to gather all their strength to fight against future disasters. I live in the main house of the Zhong family. It's not like the small apartment I live in outside, there are many people, it's better to think of a reason to prevent people from breaking into my room."

"I'll send you a Plague Ghost Talisman by courier. If you pretend to be infected, you may infect other people, so that no one will dare to break into your room." Zhong Jiudao said.

"You're still smart, but the Plague Ghost Talisman has to find a Plague Ghost first, and seal its Yin Qi in the spell. Can you find a Plague Ghost so quickly? It's a peaceful age, and medicine is so advanced. Where can I find plague ghosts?" Zhong Hongyan asked.

Zhong Jiu said: "Don't worry about it. I will give you another plague-clearing talisman. After you put it on in front of your family, go back to your room and use this talisman to heal yourself. Don't really get sick."

Zhong Hongyan: "Okay. But I didn't expect you to realize your dream of filming. I admire you so much. Do you know? In response to the end of the Dharma era, our family has also invested in a movie, and it will be released after the document is released."

Zhong Jiudao was silent for a moment before saying, "I guessed it."

Now that the ban on horror and suspense-themed movies is properly lifted, the Zhong family will naturally invest in a movie to promote themselves, otherwise it would be meaningless to lift the ban.

Zhong Hongyan: "But don't worry, they will definitely show later than you. There are too many people on the crew, and the shooting has been postponed several times. Originally, it was planned to invest only 3 million yuan. Later, due to the delay, it was increased to 5 million yuan. It is estimated that it will be later than the original plan. It will take half a month to release."

5 million!Zhong Jiudao, who is in charge of his own family, feels sour in his heart. Looking at his poor crew and others, he is so envious of the sufficient funds.

Zhong Hongyan: "They spent a lot of money to hire the most famous director of literary and artistic films back then. Your father also personally oversaw the production crew and hired more than a dozen screenwriters to change the script at any time to ensure that the film is completely made according to the investors' ideas. It is said that it is a theme of heavenly masters. Yes, it seems to be filmed from the origin of the Celestial Masters, completely recording the rise and fall of the Celestial Masters world, the movie lasts at least two and a half hours."

After hearing Zhong Hongyan's description, Zhong Jiudao couldn't help but said, "Is this movie bloody?"

He could guess it with his feet. He guided the screenwriter with his father's old-fashioned thinking, and more than a dozen screenwriters wrote fly pages every day. This script could not be read at all.The movie they hired for a literary director did win a grand slam of all major awards, but he was a poison at the box office back then, and the movies he made only won awards but not blockbusters. If he is invited to direct, the popularity of the movie will definitely be high. Very low, because ordinary people can't understand it!

In addition, with an investment of 5 million yuan, after deducting the share of theaters, at least 15 billion yuan can be barely paid back. If you want to make money, the box office cannot be lower than 20 billion yuan. Where do they have the confidence to think that their movie box office can be so high?

"It's okay, the family has money, what do you worry about for them, just make your low-budget movie." Zhong Hongyan said indifferently.

It is true that Zhong Jiudao has no experience worrying about the people of the Zhong family. He drew a spell and prepared to deliver it to Zhong Hongyan along with the video.

After finishing editing, Zhong Jiudao returned to the room and saw that the computer was on, knowing that Jiang Fen used his computer again.

He immediately checked the music software, saw Jiang Fen and Luo Huai's chat records, and frowned deeply.

Only one piece of jewelry was broken, so after tomorrow, wouldn't Luo Huai and the entire crew be exposed to the curse without protection?

No, he has to visit the crew tomorrow.

The author has something to say: Zhong Jiudao's father: an unfilial son insists on becoming a director, and I will suppress him in the entertainment industry, so that no one will watch every one of his movies!

Zhong Jiu said: Let’s shoot, as long as you are happy.