Your brain just broke!

The decoration style of Xie Zeyao's office is a minimalist black, white and gray style, which has something to do with his personality. There are almost no decorations. From the previous group photo, the other potted plant was bought by Mu Ran on the roadside a year ago, and he put it down.

Now that the group photos of Xie Zeyao are hung all over, the cold office suddenly looks warm.

Especially the big photo on the wall in the church, it looks like a wedding photo in a new house.

Mu Ran looked at the photo for a while. He was with Xie Zeyao when he was in junior year, and he has been with Xie Zeyao for two years since graduation, a total of four years.

"It's been four years."

He seldom speaks in such a slightly sentimental tone, Xie Zeyao's heart skipped a beat, for fear that his next sentence would be "Let's break up".

Xie Zeyao put down his pen and raised his eyelids: "It's only been four years."

"Before I met you, I was single for 24 years."

Xie Zeyao was smart since he was a child, and matured earlier than his classmates and friends. He belonged to other people's children.

At the beginning, I looked down on those kids of my own age, thinking they were immature and not interested in dating. Later, when I went to high school, I went to my own company for internships during holidays. I noticed the rapid development of the entertainment industry, so I started to learn industry knowledge, followed by Dad is so busy dealing with company affairs that he has no time to find a partner.

During the period from high school to college graduation, in order to grasp the rising stage of the entertainment industry, Xie Zeyao had no distractions about the same sex and the opposite sex, and only had one criterion for judging all kinds of handsome men and women in the circle-whether they could bring benefits to the company.

Mu Ran unwrapped the chocolate on the table, nodded: "Yes, you are protecting Bing Yang like a jade."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Mu Ran thought for a while: "Bingyang said this when he was a freshman."

Xie Zeyao narrowed his eyes: "He said that I guard myself like a jade for him?"

Mu Ran shook his head: "He said, you have been single for more than 20 years, either you have physical problems or you have psychological problems."

Xie Zeyao's eyebrows twitched, his hands were itchy.

I want to beat Bing Yang.

"I know now," Mu Ran raised his eyes and stared at Xie Zeyao, his dark eyes were full of sympathy, "You have not only physical problems, but also psychological problems."

Physiologically, you cannot do it seven times a night.

Psychologically, I can't ask for my cousin.

Xie Zeyao, who roughly guessed what Mu Ran was thinking, slowly squeezed out four words: "...I am very healthy."

Mu Ran blinked: "Bing Yang said the same thing."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Mu Ran patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Don't worry, I've already figured it out."

"I'll be with you through it."

Xie Zeyao was silent, he was relieved but not completely relieved.

Anyway, Mu Ran has no intention of breaking up.

Mu Ran: "Zhang Ailing said that if you marry a red rose, over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one will still be the moonlight in front of the window; Rice grains, but the red one is a cinnabar mole on the heart."

"I don't mind if you like Bingyang."

"After all, just because you like him doesn't mean you don't like me. These two feelings are completely incompatible!"

After finishing speaking, Mu Ran admired herself.

What an incomparably cheap person!

The lines were too lethal, and Xie Zeyao fell into a deep silence.

After a while, he realized the meaning of Xi Tong's text message not long ago.

What does it mean to follow the original book setting to follow the plot.

【He is infatuated and cheap, willing to be a substitute for love. 】

Xie Zeyao had complicated emotions, and he didn't know whether to be thankful or angry.

He raised his eyelids and met Mu Ran's bright eyes.

Xie Zeyao knew Muran well enough to know that he was expecting his response.

Xie Zeyao pursed his lips, thinking of his crazy and sadistic love boss persona, hesitated for a moment, and cooperated.

He recalled the Ba Zong's lines he had seen before, and said, "Damn it, I would be tempted by this!"

"..."

Mu Ran shook his head and sighed softly, "I'll help you find a suitable doctor."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Is there something wrong with his overbearing lines?

There was a knock on the door suddenly, Secretary Yang stood outside the door, and said through the closed door, "Mr. Xie."

"The meeting is about to start."

Mu Ran collapsed on the sofa, took out the game console, and waved at Xie Zeyao.

The content of the meeting was Yaoxing's autumn summary and winter planning. Xie Zeyao quickly browsed through the documents, then took out his mobile phone and downloaded the app Jinjiang novels to read.

"Masochistic Love" is still locked, and he can't read it. He found the author's Weibo based on the article's comments.

[Just at the H place: Kuangba Zong's novel has been reported and there is no way to unlock it. If you really want to read it, you can click on this draft version [link]. 】

Xie Zeyao downloaded the file, and only after reading the text did he understand why it was a draft version.

The characters in the article have no names, including the protagonist Gong Shou, only code names: protagonist Gong, protagonist Shou.

He glanced at the summary of each chapter, and quickly jumped to the chapter where the protagonist Shou accepted that he was a stand-in.

[The protagonist Shou opened his watery eyes wide, and his small face was extremely pale: "Gong, you have me in your heart, right?"

There was a cold light in the protagonist's eyes: "Man, who gave you the courage to ask me that?!"

The protagonist Shou had tears in his eyes, and the tears rolled down his cheeks like pearls: "If you don't love me, why did you stay with me for four full years?"

"Because you have other uses."

The protagonist Gong squeezed his chin, thinking, damn it!Why does seeing the tears in his eyes make me feel so heartbroken to death? 】

Looking at this passage of text, Xie Zeyao gradually frowned.

He took a sip of coffee to calm down for a moment before continuing to look down.

【"What, what's the use?"

The protagonist Gong Xiemei smiled and parted his lips.

The protagonist was startled by his delicate body: "Are you venting your desire?"

The protagonist's eyes are filled with strong desire: "You are clean and qualified to bear me a child."

The protagonist touched his heart, and the words clanged: "Gong, if you don't have me in your heart, why do you only find me to vent your desire? And not someone else?!"

The protagonist Gong grabs his hand, throws him on the bed, and growls: "Man! You asked for it!"]

Have a baby?

Xie Zeyao was greatly shocked. What kind of advanced clerical error is this?

An accidental miss, the coffee cup slammed on the table.

Everyone in the conference room held their breath for a moment, watching their noses, noses, and hearts.

The manager of the planning department who had just finished the PPT was so scared that he clenched the laser pointer tightly. After seeing Xie Zeyao's frown, his eyes turned black, thinking that his career would end on this mediocre quarterly report.

Xie Zeyao paused for a while, noticed everyone's reaction, and said calmly, "That's right, the meeting is over."

The manager of the planning department walked out of the conference room with weak legs.

When there were only two secretaries left in the conference room, Xie Zeyao signaled Secretary Yang to close the door with his eyes.

"Do you usually read novels?"

Secretary Yang nodded: "I will read some novels that have exploded in the circle."

The only male secretary in the secretarial department shook his head: "I read all classics."

Xie Zeyao forwarded the txt to Secretary Yang: "You two analyze and summarize the plot of this novel from different angles, the relationship between the characters, and their respective endings, and hand them over to me by next Friday."

"Analyzing novel overtime hours, triple salary."

Secretary Yang glanced at the name of the novel, then pushed his glasses: "Alright Mr. Xie."

Xie Zeyao got up, paused when the two passed by, and reminded: "There are some things that don't need to be spread."

"I know." Secretary Yang nodded.

When Xie Zeyao left the meeting room, Secretary Yang approached the male secretary's face and asked in a low voice, "Do you have any rumors about what I said about Bai Yueguang in the office yesterday?"

"How dare I," the male secretary repeatedly shook his head, "Didn't I sign a non-disclosure agreement with the company, and everything about the company can't be disclosed."

"Really?"

"real!"

Secretary Yang narrowed his eyes: "Do you know why Mr. Xie asked you to analyze this novel?"

Male secretary: "No, I don't know."

"Mr. Xie likes to hint."

After Secretary Yang finished speaking, he began to make up based on the novels he had read: "The president's secretary in the novel leaked about the two protagonists and was thrown into the high seas to feed the sharks."

The male secretary wanted to cry without tears: "Sister Yang, I really didn't say anything, if you don't believe me, you check my phone."

Secretary Yang was not polite, and quickly searched the WeChat chat records. After confirming that the male secretary hadn't said anything, he said to him: "I have sent you the document. I will stay and work overtime tonight."

"Okay," the male secretary clicked on the novel, glanced at the introduction, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Yang, this, this is a novel for men and women."

"is there a problem?"

The male secretary touched his face, a little worried: "Mr. Xie, he, isn't he implying something to me? I'm a straight man of steel."

"Xiao Fang, you go to the bathroom."

"Huh? Do you need to cleanse yourself before reading a novel?"

"...take a pee and take care of yourself, sober up."

…………

Going home in the evening, seeing Muran and Xie Zeyao coming in together, Aunt Zhang sized up the two of them, and asked Muran, "Xiao Mu, will you have dinner today?"

Mu Ran nodded: "Eat."

Aunt Zhang immediately asked with a smile: "What do you want to eat? Aunt Zhang will make it for you."

Mu Ran: "Floured steamed pork."

"Okay, okay, I bought pork belly yesterday, and I'm going to make it for you now." After finishing speaking, Aunt Zhang walked quickly to the kitchen.

Yesterday, I ordered steamed meat with rice flour, but nothing came out. I could only eat cucumbers. Xie Zeyao paused, feeling the differential treatment as the head of the family.

Mu Ran lazily lay down on the sofa and started playing games.

Xie Zeyao glanced at the game interface, there are single player mode and two player mode.

"Let's play two-player mode."

Mu Ran was a little puzzled: "Do you want to play games too?"

Xie Zeyao nodded: "Today is Friday."

No work on weekends.

Mu Ran hesitated for a while, hugged his Switch tightly, and said to Xie Zeyao: "Odyssey is not suitable for two people to play, it is better to play alone."

"Nong, play with this fitness ring, it's a fitness game."

He dug out the dusty fitness ring in the cabinet, handed it to Xie Zeyao, and said sincerely: "Fitness, aphrodisiac."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

That night, Xie Zeyao personally told Mu Ran that he didn't need to strengthen his yang.

Mu Ran hugged the pillow, looking at the gray sheets.

once……

Second...

three times……

Intermission.

Mu Ran waited for a while, but before Xie Zeyao, she tilted her head and said slowly, "Don't force yourself."

He comforted: "Not every overlord can do it seven times a night."

"..."

Xie Zeyao balled up Okamoto's empty boxes and threw them into the trash can.

Mu Ran continued to maintain the previous posture, hugging the pillow and biting the corner of the quilt.

Xie Zeyao lowered his eyes, saw his appearance, and paused: "Do you have a headache?"

Mu Ran spat out the corner of the quilt: "It doesn't hurt."

"How can you be so fierce."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Mu Ran sighed: "I don't even have a stomach for the standard one step."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Is one step to the stomach still human size?

Mu Ran took a look at it and continued, "Although it's not perfect, it's still very good."

"Far above the average level of Asian men."

Xie Zeyao gritted his molars: "What is the average level of Asian men?"

Without even thinking about it, Mu Ran blurted out: "10.9-10.3 cm."

Xie Zeyao gently pulled his braid, narrowed his eyes: "So clear?"

"Tongtong often gives me popular science," Mu Ran thought for a while, and then began to popularize science for Xie Zeyao, "Western African countries are the most powerful, with an average of more than 16 centimeters, and Australia, Mexico, Sweden, and Italy have an average of more than 14—"

Xie Zeyao pinched his mouth: "I'm not interested in the size of other men."

Mu Ran nodded, and said vaguely: "Then Bingyang's—"

Xie Zeyao's eyelids twitched wildly: "Don't talk."

Mu Ran groaned, turned over, lay down again, and bit the corner of the quilt.

Seeing his series of movements in one go, Xie Zeyao realized something was wrong.

Except for the conversation just now, Mu Ran was very quiet tonight, she didn't even say "kiss me" or "touch me", and only groaned softly occasionally.

Xie Zeyao lost all charming thoughts now, and Xiao Xie also regained his composure.

He touched Mu Ran's forehead, his body temperature was normal, and he felt his pulse, the heartbeat was also normal.

"Is something uncomfortable?"

Mu Ran tilted his head, saw the worried expression on Xie Zeyao's face, and said slowly, "You told me not to talk."

Xie Zeyao was expressionless, he just didn't want to hear Bingyang's name on the bed.

Without waiting for Xie Zeyao to explain, Mu Ran said, "I understand everything."

"My voice doesn't sound like his, so it's best not to talk."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Mu Ran counted with his fingers: "My side face doesn't look like his either, so I have to use the posture of turning my back."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

He used this posture to stare at the back of Muran's head, so as not to bump it accidentally.

Mu Ran: "My back muscle texture is not like his, so you have to turn off the light."

Xie Zeyao: "..."

Turning off the lights is because Mu Ran was shy when they first got together, but over time he has developed the habit of turning off the lights before snapping.

Xie Zeyao picked up Mu Ran, walked into the bathroom, and turned on the lights, even the lights of the Yuba.

Bright lights shone on the two of them.

Xie Zeyao pinched Mu Ran's waist and stood in front of the mirror: "I can see clearly."

"You are Muran."

The mirror clearly reflected the limbs and expressions of the two of them, and Mu Ran's heart skipped a beat.

It has been a long time since he and Xie Zeyao have such a romantic relationship.

It's a little irritating.

Mu Ran raised her head politely.

Xie Zeyao pinched the soft flesh on his waist: "How many times?"

Mu Ran didn't realize it: "How many times?"

"The fourth time, count it."

Not long after, Mu Ran's mind was muddled, and he couldn't remember anything clearly.

In the end, Mu Ran couldn't take it anymore, he hadn't exercised standing up for so long in several years.

"I do not want it."

Xie Zeyao was in high spirits: "He said no, but his body was very honest."

There was no chair in the bathroom, Mu Ran's legs were so weak that he sat down on the toilet: "I really don't want it anymore."

Xie Zeyao felt the joy of Ba Zong's lines, and continued: "No one has ever dared to refuse me. Very good, man, you have attracted my attention."

Mu Ran: "..."

Seeing Xie Zeyao approaching again, Mu Ran resorted to his trump card, and calmly uttered four words: "I want to shit."

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Note: Zhang Ailing's words are excerpted

Although it is clearly written in the text that XXX said it, I still mark it in case someone reports it