Your brain just broke!

1,

Hearing what Mu Ran said, Xi Tong closed his eyes and thought, the day that should come has finally come.

Even if Mu Ran behaved normally before, he would still say these gibberish lines when it comes to substitutes.

Xi Tong stared at Lu Liancha closely, his brain spinning rapidly, and began to think about countermeasures.

He waited for a while, but Lu Liancha still maintained a dumbfounded expression, without saying a word.

Lu Liancha was still immersed in Mu Ran's words.

He could never have imagined that he was such a talented student who graduated from a 985 university.

Unexpectedly, it is actually a love brain! ! !

Lu Liancha waited for a long time before grabbing Mu Ran's sleeve and persuading him earnestly: "It's hard to find a two-legged eunuch, but is it easy to find a three-legged man!"

"You, why are you wronging yourself!"

"Look at you, you look good, your butt is up..."

Lu Liancha didn't think about financial support or godfather at all, because Muran had money himself, and he didn't want to thank Zeyao for his money.

On the other hand, objectively speaking, Xie Zeyao still looks like a dog, and it is normal for a pure and unpretentious high-achieving student like Mu Ran to be cheated.

Mu Ran raised his eyes, looked at Lu Liancha, and said seriously: "I didn't wrong myself."

Lu Liancha was shocked: "Isn't this wronged?!"

"If it were me, I would be the only man in my heart! What age is this? The law of the country does not allow the practice of having three wives and five concubines!"

Mu Ran defended Xie Zeyao: "He didn't have three wives or four concubines."

Lu Liancha couldn't even listen to the idioms at the moment, and said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean not doing it? Doesn't he be doing it now?"

"He can't even manage his own feelings well, such a man has a use!"

Mu Ran would not tell Lu Liancha about the plot and the novel. Seeing that Lu Liancha was angry again, he hesitated for a while and still did not speak.

Xi Tong stood quietly by the side, very fortunate that Lu Liancha was an idiot and didn't notice anything was wrong.

It is better for Lu Liancha to think that Mu Ran is a love brain than to let him know that Mu Ran is stupid.

Anyway, there are a lot of love brains in the circle.

Just as Xi Tong was thinking, Lu Liancha's cannon fire suddenly rushed in front of him.

"Xi Tong! You didn't help to persuade Muran! How could you make him feel depraved!"

Lu Liancha was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead: "Oh, you two are really going to piss me off!"

Suddenly, the director not far away waved to them: "Come here."

"We are now announcing today's schedule."

Lu Liancha stomped her feet and walked over angrily.

Xi Tong whispered to Mu Ran, "Remember not to talk nonsense later."

Mu Ran was a little puzzled: "What is talking nonsense?"

Xi Tong: "...It's the kind just now, being tempted by two men or something."

"In short, don't talk about your love life in front of the camera."

Mu Ran nodded, he was also not interested in talking about his love life with others.

Judging from Lu Liancha's reaction just now, not everyone can understand him and Xie Zeyao.

Xi Tong stuffed another candy into his mouth, and said coaxingly, "Go record the show."

Finish recording early and relax early.

Mu Ran and several others stood in front of the director.

The director took out the task card and introduced: "Today's task is to pick cotton and dig sweet potatoes. One catty of cotton is worth five yuan, and ten catties of sweet potatoes is worth six yuan."

"In addition, today will be a pilot live broadcast. Every time the popularity of the live broadcast room reaches 100 million, everyone will be rewarded with two dollars!"

As soon as the word "live broadcast" came out, everyone was stunned.

Actor Li quickly reacted, and said with a smile: "We can earn ten yuan for every one million yuan, and it shouldn't be a problem for us to reach ten million yuan."

"Then we can earn 100 yuan today without having to work."

With a big wave of his hand, he said to Lu Liancha, "Xiao Lu, let's perform a dance too!"

Lu Liancha took a step forward.

The director picked up the loudspeaker: "Please note that the live broadcast is only for two hours."

"One hour in the morning and one hour in the afternoon!"

"During this period, individual members are prohibited from reposting notifications using mobile phones and computers, and can only be discovered by the audience."

Probably because he was afraid that someone would take advantage of the loophole, another assistant director came out and explained the rules in detail: "The weight of the picked cotton is the weight after removing the water, and the weight of the sweet potato is the weight of the pure sweet potato itself. , there is a special person responsible for inspection and weighing, and if there are any missing rules, they will be added on the spot, and the final interpretation of the rules is owned by the program group."

After explaining the rules, the live broadcast started directly.

The live broadcast account is a small account, a series of system built-in numbers, and there is no audience after the broadcast, Li Yingdi said: "Let's go to work first, this live broadcast cannot be controlled, we can only follow the fate."

"It's better for Lao Yuan and Geshou to pick cotton. They also picked cotton yesterday. With experience, I will take Xiao Mu and Xiao Lu to dig sweet potatoes."

After assigning teams, several people formed two teams and headed to the destination.

Mu Ran took two steps, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure in the photography team.

He was wearing a mask, and his eyebrows and eyes were outstanding. Mu Ran recognized him from the crowd at a glance.

Mu Ran paused, and instinctively smiled at him, her eyebrows and eyes curved.

This scene happened to be captured by the camera, and there were a few more bullet screens in the live broadcast room.

[What kind of outdoor live broadcast is this? 】

[The anchor looks really good-looking, I suggest changing the ID to attract attention. 】

[The uncle in front of the anchor looks like Li Yingdi. 】

[The man next to him also looks like Lu Liancha. 】

[Country version of Lulian tea. 】

…………

Lu Liancha was observing Muran, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the three words "country version" in the barrage.

He widened his eyes, leaned in front of the camera, and pointed to his nose: "I, Lu Liancha himself."

[? ? ?Fuck? ! 】

[Fuck!It's really me! 】

[Why did you broadcast live in the sea? 】

[No, it seems to be recording a show? 】

[What program did Lu Liancha accept recently? 】

…………

Lu Liancha looked up and suddenly noticed the man wearing a mask standing behind the camera brother.

He looked at the man, and then at Muran beside him.

My heart skipped a beat, it was Xie Zeyao!

Xie Zeyao, this guy, gave Mu Ran a little favor, and Mu Ran was fascinated!

The old man has a lot of tricks!

Actor Li also noticed the bullet screen at this moment, and said with a smile: "We are recording a program, please help us promote it."

After finishing speaking, he didn't look at the barrage any more, but said to Lu Liancha and Muran: "The sweet potato field is ahead, let's hurry up."

"When I was young, my dad often took me to dig sweet potatoes."

Lu Liancha responded, "When I was young, I also dug sweet potatoes with my grandma."

As he spoke, he glanced at Mu Ran.

Mu Ran didn't speak, and was looking at Xie Zeyao.

Xie Zeyao was wearing a mask, so he couldn't see the expression on his face, but he could see his frown slightly.

Xi Tong stepped forward and said in a low voice, "Mr. Xie, this, this program is for work."

Xie Zeyao said with a cold face, "Didn't Wang Huo say it was a health program?"

Xi Tong: "Mr. Wang may not be clear about the program flow..."

Xie Zeyao sneered, exuding my displeasure.

The photographer brother silently stayed away from him.

Lu Liancha observed Muran and Xie Zeyao for a while, Xie Zeyao went aside to call someone else, and Muran still looked at Xie Zeyao from time to time.

Damn, it's so infatuated.

He pondered, logically speaking, a normal rich second generation is always playing tricks on others, how could they be played by others?

"Xiao Mu, have you ever dug sweet potatoes before?" Seeing that Mu Ran didn't say a word, Yingdi Li took the initiative to ask about Mu Ran.

Mu Ran shook his head: "No, I only ate it."

Actor Li smiled, and took out a few pairs of gloves and a small shovel from the rest place placed by the program crew at the edge of the field, and handed them to Muran and Lu Liancha: "Put on your gloves and dig."

"Digging sweet potatoes is also very particular. First move all the sweet potato vines to the side, and then start to loosen the soil on the surface. Don't dig too deep, or it will be easy to break. After loosening the soil, you can usually see the sweet potatoes poking out. ..."

Mu Ran listened carefully, digging sweet potatoes according to the steps that Yingdi Li said.

After 1 minute, a large sweet potato was dug out.

Actor Li smiled and asked: "How is it? How do you feel?"

Mu Ran looked at the sweet potato, which was about the size of his palm, and thought for a while: "It feels like I want to eat it."

Actor Li laughed out loud.

Looking at this scene, Lu Liancha narrowed her eyes.

What a scene of a loving father and a filial son!

Lu Liancha suddenly realized that Mu Ran might be a poor rich second generation who lacks love.

So Xie Zeyao gave him a little love, and Mu Ran couldn't do without him.

Thinking, he shoveled up the soil fiercely, no!He wants to teach Muran the correct view of love!

Mu Ran dug a basket of sweet potatoes, got up and stretched his muscles.

Lu Liancha also stood up, looked at the cotton fields in the distance, and said slowly, "Mu Ran, I like picking cotton, and I also like digging sweet potatoes."

Mu Ran was at a loss: "Then you are very hardworking."

Lu Liancha continued, "Listen to me."

"But I like picking cotton more than sweet potatoes." He stared sideways into Muran's eyes and said earnestly, "When picking cotton and digging sweet potatoes are put in front of me, I will choose to pick cotton without hesitation." , Forget about digging sweet potatoes."

Mu Ran nodded in confusion.

Lu Liancha: "If you were a sweet potato, what would you think?"

Mu Ran tentatively said, "Thank you? You let me live?"

Lu Liancha: "..."

[Hahahaha help, what nonsense is Lu Liancha talking about? 】

[Is this a comedy show? 】

[Fuck!Actually broadcasting a happy life! 】

[Inexplicably, I feel that Lu Liancha is trying to make sense? 】

[Please tell me who this handsome guy with braids is? 】

…………

Actor Li glanced at the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "Xiao Lu, keep talking, our popularity will reach 100 million in a short time."

Lu Lian looked at Mu Ran dumbfoundedly, not knowing what to say.

Several people dug sweet potatoes for another half an hour. Yingdi Li looked at the time and got up and said, "We've almost done digging. Let's go to weigh it first. We have to prepare lunch."

Yingdi Li and Lu Liancha carried bamboo baskets and walked out of the sweet potato field.

Mu Ran moved slowly, and was the last to get up.

The moment he picked up the bamboo basket, his body shook.

In the next second, there was a familiar smell beside him.

Xie Zeyao grabbed his arm and whispered, "Be careful."

Mu Ran nodded.

The live camera was not aimed at them, Xie Zeyao followed behind Mu Ran and asked, "Is it heavy?"

Mu Ran: "Not heavy."

Xie Zeyao: "Are you tired?"

Mu Ran stopped in his tracks, tilted his head and said to him, "Don't interfere with my program recording."

Xie Zeyao didn't change his face: "I have no influence."

"Then let go."

Mu Ran pushed his arm, Xie Zeyao's hand was holding his bamboo basket.

He glanced around at the director and cameraman who pretended not to exist, leaned into Xie Zeyao's ear, and said in a low voice, "I was paid, so I have to work hard."

As soon as the words fell, Li Yingdi, who was in front of him, realized that Mu Ran hadn't followed, turned around and shouted: "Mu Ran."

The live broadcast camera then turned to Mu Ran and Xie Zeyao, who was wearing a mask beside him.

Mu Ran straightened his expression, took out a sweet potato from the bamboo basket, put it in Xie Zeyao's hand, and said seriously, "Director, I'll give you the biggest one."

"Don't do this next time."

"The party and the people are watching."

"..."

Xie Zeyao took the sweet potato and walked aside silently.

Actor Li knew that the man wearing a mask was not from the director's team, so he smiled and said to the camera: "The director's team is too bad, they will rob us of sweet potatoes if they don't give us money."

Lu Liancha immediately walked towards Mu Ran, firmly occupying the position next to Mu Ran.

He gave Muran a bottle of sponsor's milk, and said slowly, "Both milk and eggs in the morning are delicious. I like milk and eggs, but if I can only choose one."

"I will throw away eggs in a stern and righteous way, and choose milk!"

Lu Liancha emphasized the eight words of being selfless in the face and destroying relatives with righteousness. He glanced at Xie Zeyao, and then stared closely at Muran: "Do you understand?"

Mu Ran pondered for a moment, then raised the milk and pointed it at the camera: "If you want to buy milk, do you have to buy Dairy Cow brand pure milk?"

Lu Liancha: "..."

Who told you to read the advertisement! ! !

2,

Lu Liancha was almost pissed off by Mu Ran, he forced a smile with difficulty, and said to Mu Ran, "You are such a clever little ghost."

Lu Liancha's acting skills are not good, and her smile is very stiff.

The lens magnifies his shortcomings even more.

The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately changed direction.

【Why is Lu Liancha laughing like this? 】

【Do you have any complaints about this little brother? 】

[I also think it's weird to laugh. 】

【Because you stole his advertisement? 】

[I suspect that the face has undergone plastic surgery and collapsed. 】

…………

Seeing the contents of the barrage, Mu Ran frowned slightly, and said to Lu Liancha, "Are you trying to hint at me?"

Lu Liancha's eyes lit up: "Do you understand?"

Mu Ran said truthfully, "I don't understand."

"I think you're a little weird."

Lu Liancha: "..."

In front of the camera, he didn't want to say clearly that you met a scumbag, so let me be sober, he said tactfully: "I, I just think you deserve better."

Mu Ran looked at Lu Liancha and noticed that he was squinting slightly, as if he was looking at the director team.

He slowly realized that Lu Liancha was hinting at his relationship with Xie Zeyao.

Mu Ran smiled: "I understand, thank you."

Lu Liancha blushed slightly: "Oh, thank you for our relationship."

As soon as these words came out, the bullet screen swiped like crazy.

【what relationship? 】

【what relationship? 】

【what relationship? 】

[Lu Liancha, don't you have a boyfriend! 】

…………

Actor Li drank milk, and answered netizens' questions with a smile: "Xiao Mu is not Xiao Lu's boyfriend, but a good friend."

He looked at Lu Liancha and said with a smile: "It's live broadcast, you two stop acting, stop teasing the big guy."

Mu Ran quickly understood Li Yingdi's hint, and said to the camera: "Lu Liancha's acting skills are very good."

"I hope everyone will continue to pay attention to his works."

Lu Liancha was stunned for a while before realizing it. He pulled Mu Ran's sleeve and said, "Mu Ran and I are filming "Love in a Troubled Times" recently. Please remember to watch it when the time comes."

[The principle was just acting. 】

[This acting is so touching. 】

[Maybe it's because I'm afraid that the big guys won't understand. 】

[I suspect it's the script of the director team, so I'll cut the trailer randomly. 】

[Two handsome guys, no acting! 】

............

Not long after, the live broadcast ended.

Lu Liancha heaved a sigh of relief, at least he came back.

Mu Ran nodded his thanks to Best Actor Li.

Actor Li reminded with a smile: "There will be a live broadcast in the afternoon."

When the three of them returned to the villa, Yuan Ping and Ge Shou had already lit a fire in the kitchen, and they could still faintly smell the aroma of rice.

As soon as Muran passed by, Geshou immediately said, "Teacher Yuan and I have already cooked."

"I asked an elder sister in the village today. The elder sister taught us to cook rice on the stove, and she said it is much more delicious than steamed rice."

"Xiaomu, you can cook now."

Mu Ran looked at the only stove, and asked slowly, "Where is it?"

"Stove head," Geshou pointed and said, "I'll just put the rice out."

Mu Ran glanced at the kitchen and shook his head: "There is no insulation, and the rice will get cold quickly in this weather."

Ge Shou was stunned for a while, then scratched his head embarrassingly: "Then, what should I do?"

Mu Ran asked, "Is there a foam box? The foam box can also keep warm for a while."

"No."

Geshou shook his head and looked at the director team, who turned their heads indifferently.

Mu Ran looked at the freshly cooked rice and asked, "Is egg fried rice okay?"

Ge Shou immediately nodded: "Yes, yes!"

"I forgot there is such a thing as fried rice with eggs."

Everyone else had no objections, so we ordered fried rice with eggs for lunch.

Ge Shou opened the lid of the stove, filled up the rice first, and when he shoveled it to the bottom, he paused: "The bottom seems to be a little burnt, next time the fire should be less."

Mu Ran leaned over to take a look, and his eyes lit up: "It's not burnt, it's rice crackers."

“It was delicious.”

Lu Liancha asked curiously, "Is it like the crispy rice in claypot rice?"

Mu Ran nodded.

After Geshou finished serving the rice, Mu Ran picked up the spatula and shoveled the rice from the corner: "What kind of flavor do you want to eat?"

Lu Liancha was at a loss: "Can I still choose the taste?"

Mu Ran explained: "If you eat sweet, add sugar, if you eat salty, add salt."

"I want something sweet."

"Salty."

Seeing how many people shared the rice, Xi Tong was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but say to himself: "It's fine if you know how to use a stove, how do you even know this?"

Did you watch any food show?

Xie Zeyao glanced at him: "Because Ranran is a genius."

Xi Tong was silent, the word genius, he just heard it from genius a few hours ago.

This couple is really alike.

Xie Zeyao raised his eyelids and looked at Mu Ran who was a few meters away.

Mu Ran is 175cm tall, but the people around him are all over 1.8m 1.9m tall, and the tallest Yuanping is over [-]m tall. In addition, Muran has a thin body, standing in the kitchen, he looks abnormally thin.

Xie Zeyao looked at it for a while, picked up his phone, and dialed Wang Huo's WeChat video call.

Not long after, Wang Huo connected the phone, and a round face appeared on the screen.

"Brother Xie, why did you suddenly make a video call to me today, did you miss me?"

"Hey, sister-in-law is recording a variety show these two days..."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Huo saw Xie Zeyao reach out and tap on the screen, and then the camera switched to the other side.

Holding a spatula, Mu Ran was feeding a few big men who were starving for food.

Xie Zeyao spit out two words coldly: "Vacation?"

The sweat on Wang Huo's forehead immediately broke out: "Sister-in-law, why are sister-in-law cooking?!"

"Brother Xie, I really don't know! The show crew must have lied to me!"

"I really thought it was a holiday health variety show!"

Xie Zeyao hung up the phone expressionlessly and was added to the blacklist.

*****

After lunch and an hour's rest, Mu Ran and the others continued to work in the fields according to the division of labor in the morning.

The live broadcast also started again.

Actor Li was worried that the two juniors would make a mistake, so he walked in front of the camera and took the lead: "Xiao Mu is leaving tomorrow, so I have to show him a good look at our village today."

"Look, this is the main road leading to the fields in our village. In the morning we took the nearest path."

"There are a lot of shops on this main road. Take a look at Master Wang's barber shop at the entrance of the village, and the small shopping department."

Seeing the typo, Yingdi Li couldn't help but smile, and continued, "There's this one too. This is the only restaurant in the village."

"Eh!"

The proprietress of the restaurant was killing fish outside the door, and when she saw Best Actor Li introducing her restaurant, she immediately said, "Come in and eat!"

"No money! No money!"

Actor Li shook his head: "That can't be done."

The proprietress of the restaurant had greeted them many times, knowing that they would not come in to eat, she washed her hands, opened the door of the restaurant, and took out several bottles of mineral water.

"If you don't eat food, you still have to drink water."

The proprietress showed a simple smile on her face: "They have advertised for us, and we have to charge the advertising fee."

Li Yingdi smiled, and no longer declined.

Mu Ran was also given a bottle of mineral water, he unscrewed the bottle cap, glanced at the restaurant, his eyes suddenly stopped.

There was only one table of guests in the restaurant, a group of women and a man.

Both are Xie Zeyao's secretary.

Mu Ran stared at them twice, then silently looked away, looking at Xie Zeyao.

The male secretary at the dinner table looked at Mu Ran, Lu Liancha, and Xie Zeyao who was in the director's group in disbelief, and was so scared that he choked on a mouthful of food.

Secretary Yang glanced at him and knocked on the table: "Drink water if you choke."

She lowered her voice: "You don't want to be speechless for the rest of your life?"

The male secretary immediately drank the water and almost knocked over the glass.

The small movements in the restaurant also attracted the attention of netizens in the live broadcast room.

[It's not me who said, the beauty in this village is quite high. 】

[Why are they all handsome men and beautiful women? 】

[Tell me where is this?My boyfriend has been missing for 20 years. 】

[My girlfriend hasn't come to see me so far. 】

【So where is this place? ! 】

…………

Seeing the barrage, Actor Li smiled and said, "There are many handsome men and beautiful women because our place is a place of good geomantic omen."

"Xiao Lu, netizens are asking where are the most handsome men and beautiful women?"

Lu Liancha thought about it seriously: "Film and Television University!"

Best Actor Li turned to Mu Ran and asked, "Xiao Mu, tell me."

Mu Ran was making eye contact with Xie Zeyao, and didn't hear Li Yingdi's question: "What did you ask just now?"

Best Actor Li repeated with a smile: "Where is it, there are handsome men and beautiful women everywhere?"

Mu Ran blurted out: "Jinjiang Literature City."

The author has something to say: Mu Ran: Jinjiang Literature City pays money!

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"Fake Tyrants Always Want Salted Fish [Transmigration Book]" by Fatty Who Doesn't Eat Ginger

Song Luo transmigrated and became the overlord in a rich and powerful fighting novel.

Boss Ba is worth over [-] million, lives in a mansion, is handsome, and has everything he wants.

If there is anything wrong with it, it probably needs to work day and night and... the boss is not his own son, and will be taken away by the old boss's own son in the future.

Song Luo counted the money in the card, and non-stop took the sallow and emaciated President Zhenba back home who was sitting in the last row of the classroom and ignored no one.

Goodbye to you, this day and night work... No, this billions of dollars of wealth is given to you!

He just wants to be a salted fish!

Jiang Yu grew up alone with no father or mother since he was a child. He has a gloomy personality and no one likes him.

Until one day, a man who claimed to be his elder brother took him back to the wealthy family.

The man fed him, clothed him, gave him whatever he wanted, and said he would always treat him well, but the only thing wrong was that he looked at him too hotly.

Gradually, Jiang Yu looked at the man in the wrong way.

Until one day, Jiang Yu overheard the conversation between the man and his assistant——

"What can children eat to develop their intelligence and grow up faster?"

"Why can't he inherit the family business? I'm already optimistic about the island of tourism!"

Jiang Yu:?

Later, Jiang Yu grew up.

Song Luo finally became a salted fish, but he still worked day and night.

——"You can't go, no one will treat me well after you go."