Your brain just broke!
Chapter 17
Xi Tong was so annoyed by Mu Ran's indifferent attitude that he drank a whole glass of wine.
As he poured himself the wine, he poked hard at the garlic in the bowl.
"You don't know, this little green tea is a very thief. Today is Mr. Xie's rumored boyfriend, and tomorrow he might take the opportunity to touch him..."
Mu Ran glanced at Suanni, and asked softly, "Did you and Lu Liancha have any past festivals?"
Xi Tong blurted out: "No!"
"I, I am just an upright person, and I don't like other people's pretentiousness."
Mu Ran nodded, and echoed, "Well, you are a man of steel and integrity."
Xi Tong was about to say something, when suddenly someone sat next to him and asked with a smile, "Tong Tong, the beauty salon you recommended to me last time is really amazing."
"Look at my face."
Xi Tong tilted his head and was instantly distracted: "Fuck, your fine lines are gone!"
"What project are you working on?"
"Their new project, what is it called..."
Mu Ran doesn't know anything about beauty and skin care. He usually doesn't even bother to use facial cleanser. At most, he buys a bottle of Dabao SOD honey in the supermarket in winter. When Xi Tong can't stand it, he will stuff all kinds of bottles and jars in his bathroom. Can.
Mu Ran didn't participate in the conversation between the two, he casually picked up the cup and took a sip, his movements suddenly stopped.
He looked down at the whitish liquid in the glass. This was Xitong's glass, and it contained rice wine.
The rice wine tasted sweet, and seeing that Xi Tong didn't notice him, Mu Ran couldn't help but took another sip.
The phone on the table vibrated, and a message popped up.
Xie Zeyao: [Have you not finished work yet? 】
Mu Ran: 【It's time for work, I'm eating supper. 】
Xie Zeyao: [Where is it?I'll come over. 】
Mu Ran sent him the location and drank two more sips of rice wine.
An hour later, Mu Ran stood by the side of the road with flushed cheeks.
His complexion is very fair, and under the streetlight, the red color of his cheeks is very eye-catching.
Xi Tong stared at his face.He narrowed his eyes: "Have you been drinking?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "No."
Xi Tong: "Why is your face so red?"
Mu Ran said slowly, "Blown by the wind."
As soon as the words were finished, a gust of cold wind blew by, and Xi Tong sneezed.
He sniffed and asked again, "Why do I smell alcohol?"
Mu Ran also sniffed, and said helplessly, "It's your smell."
"Really." Xi Tong was dubious, pulled up his collar and smelled it.
A moment later, a Bugatti stopped in front of them.
Mu Ran said goodbye, and quickly got into the car.
Smelling the faint smell of alcohol in the air, Xie Zeyao looked at Mu Ran: "Drink?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "No."
Xie Zeyao: "Who am I?"
Mu Ran: "The main character attacks."
Xie Zeyao's eyelids twitched, and he really drank.
Mu Ran doesn't drink well, he can get drunk after drinking two glasses of beer, Xie Zeyao rarely let him touch alcohol.
Xie Zeyao turned sideways to fasten Mu Ran's seat belt, and slowed down the car: "What else?"
Mu Ran thought about it seriously: "You are Xie Zeyao."
Seeing that he seemed to be somewhat rational, Xie Zeyao hesitated for a moment, and asked the question he wanted to know the most: "Of course, why is it the novel "Masochistic Love"?"
Mu Ran raised her head and said slowly, "Because the author set it."
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Passing the speed bump, the body vibrates slightly.
Mu Ran groaned, and tilted his head to stare at Xie Zeyao's side face: "I seem to be a little motion sick."
Xie Zeyao opened the window to ventilate, and asked, "Do you want to vomit? Or do you want to drink water?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "It's not that kind of motion sickness."
"I was sitting in your car, driving on such a boulevard, I was so happy, I was so intoxicated, I was so happy!"
"..."
Xie Zeyao was silent for a moment, then slowly said: "Then sleep for a while, and I'll be home soon."
"Home?" Mu Ran exaggeratedly said, "No, I haven't spent the 100 million you gave me, so I can't go home."
"..."
Before Xie Zeyao could respond, Mu Ran reached out and touched his cheek again: "Damn it! Why is your face so hot! You're actually sick!"
"Damn it! I'm not playing any tricks!"
"I will not easily challenge your bottom line!"
…………
Even though Xie Zeyao didn't say a word, Mu Ran also directed and acted a play on the way.
When they arrived at the community, Mu Ran sat in the co-pilot, motionless.
Xie Zeyao opened the car door, bent down and picked him up.
Mu Ran leaned on his shoulder, and said quietly: "You hug me tightly, as if you want to insert me into your body."
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Goofy novels are really harmful.
The elevator in the community needs to enter a password or fingerprint, Xie Zeyao couldn't move his hand, and said in a low voice: "Of course, reach out and touch it."
Mu Ran hiccupped: "I won't move, and if I move again, I won't guarantee what will happen."
"Man, I'm the first man who dares to speak to you like this."
"Oh, interesting."
…………
Xie Zeyao remained silent again, barely reaching out to enter his fingerprints.
After entering the room, he didn't even change his shoes, he carried Mu Ran to the bed first.
Without paying attention, Mu Ran has already wrapped herself into a cocoon with a bed sheet.
Mu Ran yawned, his eyes were hot, and he felt the tears from the corners of his eyes. He sighed and said to Xie Zeyao, "Tears rolled down my cheeks."
Xie Zeyao laboriously brought a towel to wipe his face: "Wipe it off."
Mu Ran blinked, and met Xie Zeyao's dark brown eyes: "Damn it, you don't even feel it when other men stand in front of you naked, but I, a man, can be moved by just one look?!"
"Are you in love with me?"
Xie Zeyao nodded and kissed him on the mouth: "Yes, I love you."
"No!" Mu Ran said sonorously, "I'm just a plaything!"
Xie Zeyao: "You are not."
Mu Ran: "Then why did you wrap me in a cocoon?"
"I'm your tool to vent your desire!"
…………
After reciting the Ba Zong's lines for most of the night, Mu Ran was exhausted and fell into a deep sleep.
Xie Zeyao lay on the bed, lost in thought while looking at Mu Ran's profile.
It seems that Ranran really likes acting...
The next day
Mu Ran didn't wake up until noon, feeling very uncomfortable and nauseated.
He spent more than half an hour in the bathroom before slowly walking out of the bedroom.
Xie Zeyao was sitting in the living room with a laptop in front of him.
"There is hangover soup on the table, drink the soup first."
After drinking a bowl of hot soup, Mu Ran's stomach discomfort subsided a lot, and he asked, "Did Tong Tong send me back yesterday?"
Xie Zeyao paused with his fingertips and said flatly, "I took it back."
Mu Ran let out an oh.
Xie Zeyao closed the laptop, leaned on the sofa, and looked at Mu Ran's back with his head tilted: "Yesterday you were drunk and talked a lot."
Mu Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly asked, "What did I say?"
"You said..." Xie Zeyao paused, and said lightly, "The reason why I'm with you is to give Bing Yang a kidney transplant."
"You said you were just Bingyang's wife."
Mu Ran: "!!!"
Xie Zeyao took a sip of coffee and continued, "Our family has a strong kidney function."
"Although Bingyang is only my cousin, he is not so sick that he needs a kidney transplant."
Mu Ran turned around and stared at Xie Zeyao for a while, then nodded perfunctorily: "I believe, I believe."
"Bingyang is healthy."
After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Even if you really want my kidney, I don't mind."
"After all, I only lost a kidney, but Bingyang lost love!"
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Mu Ran slept for a long time, and hadn't eaten for a long time.
He was so hungry that he glanced around, but he didn't see Aunt Zhang: "Is Aunt Zhang not here today?"
Xie Zeyao nodded: "Let's go out to eat."
Xie Zeyao has several private restaurants that he frequents, and even for meals, there are private boxes specially reserved for him.
As soon as they entered the restaurant, the boss personally led the two of them to the private room.
"It's still the same, isn't it?"
Xie Zeyao nodded: "It's troublesome."
"It should be, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to keep this restaurant open."
The boss smiled and told the waiter to prepare the dishes.
"Didn't it mean that there is no place?! Why can those two people go in?"
"They're friends of the boss."
"What kind of friend is not a friend, this is our President Li..."
"Guest, if you do this again, I will call security."
Fan Pai scolded and squinted his eyes to look at the corner ahead.
The man with pigtails looked familiar.
Mu Ran walked into the box, and there were many cold dishes on the table.
After eating the cold dish, the phone vibrated, and several push messages popped up on Weibo.
【shock!The new joiner of the popular variety show "Happy Life 2" turned out to be him...]
Mu Ran clicked on Weibo and saw the official Weibo post.
[Happy life: #幸福的生活# The second season is in full swing!Welcome new members @is your Lu Liancha. 】
The official Weibo also included a personal promotional photo of Lu Liancha.
[Ah ah ah!Congratulations to Brother Wuli Liancha! 】
[Tea powder report! 】
[Looking forward to my brother's performance! 】
[I just want to know if the old members are still there. 】
[So this season, is there an extra regular member? 】
…………
After Mu Ran liked it, there was a 99+ red dot in the lower right corner.
Check it out, it's full of comments.
He seldom posts on Weibo, and the last one was to repost the Weibo of the crew of "Love in Troubled Times".
Under this weibo, there were suddenly hundreds of comments.
[Thank you brother for saving us Liancha. 】
[Find a handsome and kind-hearted brother Treasure! 】
[Follow the wave decisively. 】
[Tea powder report! 】
…………
Mu Ran was wondering where these people came from, when he received a WeChat message from Lu Liancha.
Lu Liancha: [I got my phone!Moved! 】
Lu Liancha: [I follow you on Weibo, you have to go back and unblock it. 】
Mu Ran said hello, switched back to Weibo and returned to Guan Lu Liancha.
In a few seconds, another bunch of messages popped up on WeChat.
Lu Liancha: [Did you see the hot search on Weibo, "Happy Life 2" officially announced me! 】
Lu Liancha: [I also saw the guest list of the program group today! 】
Lu Liancha: [Guess who? ! 】
Lu Liancha: [It's you! 】
Mu Ran replied with a blinking emoji, and Lu Liancha sent another series of words, his hands faster than Xi Tong.
Lu Liancha: [Are you speechless with excitement! 】
Lu Liancha: [Thanks to me and the program team for mentioning you. 】
Lu Liancha: [You must treat me to a big meal! 】
Lu Liancha: [The kind that will make me have a good harvest. 】
Mu Ran stared at the words "Wu Gu Feng Deng", belatedly recalling the scene when he had dinner with Lu Liancha for the first time.
He seems to have misled people...
Mu Ran replied OK.
After hesitating for a moment, he tactfully typed another line, trying to hint at Lu Liancha.
【I will fill you with the joy of harvest. 】
[! ! !Do you want to introduce me to Da Meng 1? 】
As he poured himself the wine, he poked hard at the garlic in the bowl.
"You don't know, this little green tea is a very thief. Today is Mr. Xie's rumored boyfriend, and tomorrow he might take the opportunity to touch him..."
Mu Ran glanced at Suanni, and asked softly, "Did you and Lu Liancha have any past festivals?"
Xi Tong blurted out: "No!"
"I, I am just an upright person, and I don't like other people's pretentiousness."
Mu Ran nodded, and echoed, "Well, you are a man of steel and integrity."
Xi Tong was about to say something, when suddenly someone sat next to him and asked with a smile, "Tong Tong, the beauty salon you recommended to me last time is really amazing."
"Look at my face."
Xi Tong tilted his head and was instantly distracted: "Fuck, your fine lines are gone!"
"What project are you working on?"
"Their new project, what is it called..."
Mu Ran doesn't know anything about beauty and skin care. He usually doesn't even bother to use facial cleanser. At most, he buys a bottle of Dabao SOD honey in the supermarket in winter. When Xi Tong can't stand it, he will stuff all kinds of bottles and jars in his bathroom. Can.
Mu Ran didn't participate in the conversation between the two, he casually picked up the cup and took a sip, his movements suddenly stopped.
He looked down at the whitish liquid in the glass. This was Xitong's glass, and it contained rice wine.
The rice wine tasted sweet, and seeing that Xi Tong didn't notice him, Mu Ran couldn't help but took another sip.
The phone on the table vibrated, and a message popped up.
Xie Zeyao: [Have you not finished work yet? 】
Mu Ran: 【It's time for work, I'm eating supper. 】
Xie Zeyao: [Where is it?I'll come over. 】
Mu Ran sent him the location and drank two more sips of rice wine.
An hour later, Mu Ran stood by the side of the road with flushed cheeks.
His complexion is very fair, and under the streetlight, the red color of his cheeks is very eye-catching.
Xi Tong stared at his face.He narrowed his eyes: "Have you been drinking?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "No."
Xi Tong: "Why is your face so red?"
Mu Ran said slowly, "Blown by the wind."
As soon as the words were finished, a gust of cold wind blew by, and Xi Tong sneezed.
He sniffed and asked again, "Why do I smell alcohol?"
Mu Ran also sniffed, and said helplessly, "It's your smell."
"Really." Xi Tong was dubious, pulled up his collar and smelled it.
A moment later, a Bugatti stopped in front of them.
Mu Ran said goodbye, and quickly got into the car.
Smelling the faint smell of alcohol in the air, Xie Zeyao looked at Mu Ran: "Drink?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "No."
Xie Zeyao: "Who am I?"
Mu Ran: "The main character attacks."
Xie Zeyao's eyelids twitched, and he really drank.
Mu Ran doesn't drink well, he can get drunk after drinking two glasses of beer, Xie Zeyao rarely let him touch alcohol.
Xie Zeyao turned sideways to fasten Mu Ran's seat belt, and slowed down the car: "What else?"
Mu Ran thought about it seriously: "You are Xie Zeyao."
Seeing that he seemed to be somewhat rational, Xie Zeyao hesitated for a moment, and asked the question he wanted to know the most: "Of course, why is it the novel "Masochistic Love"?"
Mu Ran raised her head and said slowly, "Because the author set it."
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Passing the speed bump, the body vibrates slightly.
Mu Ran groaned, and tilted his head to stare at Xie Zeyao's side face: "I seem to be a little motion sick."
Xie Zeyao opened the window to ventilate, and asked, "Do you want to vomit? Or do you want to drink water?"
Mu Ran shook his head: "It's not that kind of motion sickness."
"I was sitting in your car, driving on such a boulevard, I was so happy, I was so intoxicated, I was so happy!"
"..."
Xie Zeyao was silent for a moment, then slowly said: "Then sleep for a while, and I'll be home soon."
"Home?" Mu Ran exaggeratedly said, "No, I haven't spent the 100 million you gave me, so I can't go home."
"..."
Before Xie Zeyao could respond, Mu Ran reached out and touched his cheek again: "Damn it! Why is your face so hot! You're actually sick!"
"Damn it! I'm not playing any tricks!"
"I will not easily challenge your bottom line!"
…………
Even though Xie Zeyao didn't say a word, Mu Ran also directed and acted a play on the way.
When they arrived at the community, Mu Ran sat in the co-pilot, motionless.
Xie Zeyao opened the car door, bent down and picked him up.
Mu Ran leaned on his shoulder, and said quietly: "You hug me tightly, as if you want to insert me into your body."
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Goofy novels are really harmful.
The elevator in the community needs to enter a password or fingerprint, Xie Zeyao couldn't move his hand, and said in a low voice: "Of course, reach out and touch it."
Mu Ran hiccupped: "I won't move, and if I move again, I won't guarantee what will happen."
"Man, I'm the first man who dares to speak to you like this."
"Oh, interesting."
…………
Xie Zeyao remained silent again, barely reaching out to enter his fingerprints.
After entering the room, he didn't even change his shoes, he carried Mu Ran to the bed first.
Without paying attention, Mu Ran has already wrapped herself into a cocoon with a bed sheet.
Mu Ran yawned, his eyes were hot, and he felt the tears from the corners of his eyes. He sighed and said to Xie Zeyao, "Tears rolled down my cheeks."
Xie Zeyao laboriously brought a towel to wipe his face: "Wipe it off."
Mu Ran blinked, and met Xie Zeyao's dark brown eyes: "Damn it, you don't even feel it when other men stand in front of you naked, but I, a man, can be moved by just one look?!"
"Are you in love with me?"
Xie Zeyao nodded and kissed him on the mouth: "Yes, I love you."
"No!" Mu Ran said sonorously, "I'm just a plaything!"
Xie Zeyao: "You are not."
Mu Ran: "Then why did you wrap me in a cocoon?"
"I'm your tool to vent your desire!"
…………
After reciting the Ba Zong's lines for most of the night, Mu Ran was exhausted and fell into a deep sleep.
Xie Zeyao lay on the bed, lost in thought while looking at Mu Ran's profile.
It seems that Ranran really likes acting...
The next day
Mu Ran didn't wake up until noon, feeling very uncomfortable and nauseated.
He spent more than half an hour in the bathroom before slowly walking out of the bedroom.
Xie Zeyao was sitting in the living room with a laptop in front of him.
"There is hangover soup on the table, drink the soup first."
After drinking a bowl of hot soup, Mu Ran's stomach discomfort subsided a lot, and he asked, "Did Tong Tong send me back yesterday?"
Xie Zeyao paused with his fingertips and said flatly, "I took it back."
Mu Ran let out an oh.
Xie Zeyao closed the laptop, leaned on the sofa, and looked at Mu Ran's back with his head tilted: "Yesterday you were drunk and talked a lot."
Mu Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly asked, "What did I say?"
"You said..." Xie Zeyao paused, and said lightly, "The reason why I'm with you is to give Bing Yang a kidney transplant."
"You said you were just Bingyang's wife."
Mu Ran: "!!!"
Xie Zeyao took a sip of coffee and continued, "Our family has a strong kidney function."
"Although Bingyang is only my cousin, he is not so sick that he needs a kidney transplant."
Mu Ran turned around and stared at Xie Zeyao for a while, then nodded perfunctorily: "I believe, I believe."
"Bingyang is healthy."
After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Even if you really want my kidney, I don't mind."
"After all, I only lost a kidney, but Bingyang lost love!"
Xie Zeyao: "..."
Mu Ran slept for a long time, and hadn't eaten for a long time.
He was so hungry that he glanced around, but he didn't see Aunt Zhang: "Is Aunt Zhang not here today?"
Xie Zeyao nodded: "Let's go out to eat."
Xie Zeyao has several private restaurants that he frequents, and even for meals, there are private boxes specially reserved for him.
As soon as they entered the restaurant, the boss personally led the two of them to the private room.
"It's still the same, isn't it?"
Xie Zeyao nodded: "It's troublesome."
"It should be, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to keep this restaurant open."
The boss smiled and told the waiter to prepare the dishes.
"Didn't it mean that there is no place?! Why can those two people go in?"
"They're friends of the boss."
"What kind of friend is not a friend, this is our President Li..."
"Guest, if you do this again, I will call security."
Fan Pai scolded and squinted his eyes to look at the corner ahead.
The man with pigtails looked familiar.
Mu Ran walked into the box, and there were many cold dishes on the table.
After eating the cold dish, the phone vibrated, and several push messages popped up on Weibo.
【shock!The new joiner of the popular variety show "Happy Life 2" turned out to be him...]
Mu Ran clicked on Weibo and saw the official Weibo post.
[Happy life: #幸福的生活# The second season is in full swing!Welcome new members @is your Lu Liancha. 】
The official Weibo also included a personal promotional photo of Lu Liancha.
[Ah ah ah!Congratulations to Brother Wuli Liancha! 】
[Tea powder report! 】
[Looking forward to my brother's performance! 】
[I just want to know if the old members are still there. 】
[So this season, is there an extra regular member? 】
…………
After Mu Ran liked it, there was a 99+ red dot in the lower right corner.
Check it out, it's full of comments.
He seldom posts on Weibo, and the last one was to repost the Weibo of the crew of "Love in Troubled Times".
Under this weibo, there were suddenly hundreds of comments.
[Thank you brother for saving us Liancha. 】
[Find a handsome and kind-hearted brother Treasure! 】
[Follow the wave decisively. 】
[Tea powder report! 】
…………
Mu Ran was wondering where these people came from, when he received a WeChat message from Lu Liancha.
Lu Liancha: [I got my phone!Moved! 】
Lu Liancha: [I follow you on Weibo, you have to go back and unblock it. 】
Mu Ran said hello, switched back to Weibo and returned to Guan Lu Liancha.
In a few seconds, another bunch of messages popped up on WeChat.
Lu Liancha: [Did you see the hot search on Weibo, "Happy Life 2" officially announced me! 】
Lu Liancha: [I also saw the guest list of the program group today! 】
Lu Liancha: [Guess who? ! 】
Lu Liancha: [It's you! 】
Mu Ran replied with a blinking emoji, and Lu Liancha sent another series of words, his hands faster than Xi Tong.
Lu Liancha: [Are you speechless with excitement! 】
Lu Liancha: [Thanks to me and the program team for mentioning you. 】
Lu Liancha: [You must treat me to a big meal! 】
Lu Liancha: [The kind that will make me have a good harvest. 】
Mu Ran stared at the words "Wu Gu Feng Deng", belatedly recalling the scene when he had dinner with Lu Liancha for the first time.
He seems to have misled people...
Mu Ran replied OK.
After hesitating for a moment, he tactfully typed another line, trying to hint at Lu Liancha.
【I will fill you with the joy of harvest. 】
[! ! !Do you want to introduce me to Da Meng 1? 】
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