I, the little male, refuse the cannon fodder

Chapter 4 The little male who can't use chopsticks

The middle-aged woman Chen Yu looked at the dead body that was randomly placed in the corner of the living room, she said tremblingly: "Well, that Gao, Gao Huan, can you take the dead body away, I, I can't think about it. "

Wang Xue, a junior high school girl, glanced at the corpse, and immediately retracted her eyes. She looked at Gao Huan and whispered, "Brother Gao, can I hide the corpse? It's a bit scary, please."

Gao Huan glanced at the corpse, and then at the newbies. There were two ladies beside him, one was Chen Ya, who had mentioned the corpse once before.Little loli, little man, he is not a human being when he speaks, and he doesn't love children!

The young Taoist glanced at the obese corpse, stood up and said, "I can't lift this weight, who will help, is it hidden in a cabinet?"

The high school student didn't speak, he really didn't dare.

With such a big body, let alone touching a corpse, in reality, he has never seen a real corpse.

I have seen many corpses on TV before, but this kind of feeling is different. It is scary to face a hideous corpse.

The sloppy young man Zhang Feng stood up: "Let me carry it with you, move to that room?"

Before the two young men could discuss the place, Gao Huan stood up and said, "Forget it, I'll come, I'll move him to the sixth floor and put him away. Otherwise, he won't be able to pass the customs quickly and it will stink. Use your brains and think carefully about connecting him." Take a look at the plot and complete the redemption mission as soon as possible."

Gao Huan left with the corpse, and the little loli Mimi turned to look at the little male rice grain beside her.

Coincidentally, Mi Li also happened to look at Mimi.

The two exchanged eyes silently, and turned away in a very tacit understanding.

"Let's go and think about it," Little Lolita Mimi pulled up the little male insect Mi Li and stood up, walked into the small study and closed the door.

Soon there was soothing music playing, and the little loli Mimi looked at the little male beside her and said, "Mi Li, if you have any questions, just ask. I think, Mi Li, you can read all the books here, probably Can understand some human things."

Mi Li looked at the books in the study. He hadn't checked this house before, so he was a little careless.

To understand something, there is nothing faster than a book.

But it is faster and more convenient to ask a person.

"What is Landlord Mimi, and that ghost, what exactly is a ghost, why are you so afraid of it?" Mi Li asked out her inner doubts.

Little Loli Mimi pulled a stool and sat down, and then said to Mi Li: "Sit down, let me tell you slowly, the landlord is a very simple thing, I will explain it to you and you will understand. As for the ghost, this It’s not easy to understand things when they’re explained, and when you’ve seen them once, you’ll probably understand.”

Seeing the little male worm sitting upright and listening carefully, Mimi was very satisfied.

She has already concluded that Mi Li is a little male with a very good personality, and is smart and good at observing.

"The landlord, as the name suggests, is the owner of the house. He temporarily lends his house to others, and then collects the money. Mi Li, do you understand what I mean?" Little Lolita Mimi asked.

Mi Li looked at Mimi, and after thinking for a while, he looked at Mimi and said, "That is to say, if this house is mine and I lend it to you, then I will be your landlord and collect money from you. Is that right? "

Mimi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, that's what it means. If I lend you something and rent it to you, I can collect rent and money from you. Is there no one renting a house over there? , everyone, no, does every bug have a house?"

When Mi Mi heard Mimi’s question, Mi Li thought for a while and said, “The males will have a house allocated by the empire when they grow up, and the females will have a house allocated by the military. Those who don’t join the army seem to have an installment house to live in. Everyone has a house. "

When little Lolita Mimi heard it, she immediately showed an envious expression and said, "It's better to have social welfare over there, you all have a house!"

"What is a ghost? Is it a scary thing? I saw the mark on the middle-aged man's chest. Did a human being die after being beaten? There is no blood and blood, and the bones seem to be unbroken, so they died?" Mi Li continued. of curious babies.

After hearing this question, little loli Mimi thought for a few minutes before explaining: "Let me tell you about rice grains. Ghosts are formed from anger, hatred and resentment after human death. It kills people." You don’t need to be beaten to bloody flesh, it may be the human soul. Do you understand the soul? Taking the soul away or injuring something is a terrible thing, it will kill people, you know the thing that will kill you.”

"That's right, that's right, ghosts make no sound when they walk, and they have no shadows, they don't show up, and we can't see them. Ghosts don't have body temperature, no heartbeat, and they can float when walking. We need some skills, such as yin and yang eyes, Or talismans and the like to see the ghosts that are not revealed." Little Lolita Mimi hastily added.

Having said that, little loli Mimi took out two talismans from the card space, handed them to Mi Li and said, "These are two talismans, you should keep them close to your body, once you are attacked, the talismans will burn to help you block ghosts." attack."

Mi Li nodded, looked at the girl Mimi and said, "Thank you, I will bring you a gift next time when I get home."

"Okay, then you should study hard in the study and learn about human society and culture, so that your chances of surviving will be greatly increased. If you have something to do, you must come to me. We are friends. I don't want you to die." Xiaoluo Li Mimi spoke to the beautiful boy.

After hearing Mimi's words, the little male worm Mili laughed, and his dimples popped out again: "Okay, I will come to you if I have something to do, and I will survive. Yisa is still waiting for me at home."

After the word "Issa" came out, little loli Mimi's eyes widened, and the sense of familiarity in her mind was finally found.

Little Lolita Mimi doesn't remember the specific name of the novel, but she remembers some plots in the novel. Issa is a 5S powerful female who was rescued from the cruel male by the protagonist who traveled through...

Is the brutal male insect the one in front of you?

The beginning of the novel, the beginning of the novel, by the way, the brutal and lonely male rips the bone wings of the female Issa.

Because other males delivered the medicine, the suspicious and brutal male smashed Issa's eggs and took Issa into the toy room for crazy punishment.

In the end the brutal male sent the female Issa to the arena in order to legally kill the female.

The protagonist is to win his future strongest female general from the arena.

Do you want to ask, little loli Mimi looked at the little male who had already picked up a magazine and looked at it seriously.

Shaking his head, the plot must be wrong, Xiaomi Li is so cute and cute, with a soft personality, how could he be so cruel.Think, think, who else is in that book?

That's right, that's right, what's the name of the male worm that delivered medicine to Yisa, what's his name, Bai Yao, yes, Bai Yao.

"Mi Li, do you know a male named Bai Yao?" Mimi couldn't help but ask.

Mi Li, who was reading with a magazine in his hand, was surprised when he heard what Mimi said: "Yes, how did you know Mimi, Bai Yao is the male of the Bai family. He is older than me, so I don't play with him."

Mi Li doesn't like Bai Yao, if Bai Yao didn't give him wine, he wouldn't get drunk, and if he didn't get drunk, he wouldn't hurt Yisa.

And he had already recalled some drunken incidents at this time, Bai Yao actually wanted to stuff the female brother to him, he didn't like all the females except Yisa.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just ask casually, you read books, read books." Little Loli Mimi said with a smile, showing her small canine teeth.

Little loli Mimi looked at the little male who didn't want to continue reading. The task has not been completed yet. If you tell Mi Li, Mi Li will definitely be emotionally unstable and die easily.

Then, when the task is over, tell Mi Li.

It's just that if there is danger, what should I do if I don't have time to tell Mi Li?

Little Lolita Mimi thought for a while, picked up the note on the side of the desk and started writing, wrote down all the plots that she could recall in her memory, and finally stuffed them into a letter, lit them with a candle on the window sill, and then seal.

There was a knock on the door: "Well, lunch is ready, you come out to eat."

"Okay sister Chen Yu, come right away." Little Lolita Mimi replied.

She looked at Mi Li who had put down the book beside her and said, "Mi Li, I wrote you a letter, and you can open it after the task is completed. Remember, you must wait until the task is completed before you can read it."

Mi Li looked at the small envelope in front of him, he took it and put it in his pocket, "Okay, I will remember it."

"Do you have any ideas about the plot?" Little Lolita Mimi turned her head and asked when she opened the door.

After Mi Li heard it, she shook her head and said: "I don't have a clue yet, but I think the bouncing ball must have something to do with that child, the child of the lady who was beaten into a blue face. Then the story must have happened in her house, ghost, can it be?" In her house. There is also the landlord, whether the lady’s house is her own or rented, we don’t know yet, we have to investigate.”

Mimi nodded when she heard Mi Li's words: "What you said makes sense. Shall we drop by that lady's house this afternoon to find out about the situation."

Mi Li nodded after hearing this: "Yes."

On the table, there were four dishes, a tomato and egg soup, a stewed cabbage with pork vermicelli, hot and sour potato shreds and fried vegetables.

Ten people, one died, and nine people sat around the round table.

Mi Li looked at the dishes on the table, they looked like he had never seen them before, but they smelled a little sweet.Only the grains of white rice in front of him looked delicious. They also had rice over there, but it didn't look as good.

Finally, Mi Li stared at the two small sticks next to the rice. How do you scoop the rice?

Little loli Mimi looked at the rice grains staring at the chopsticks in a daze, and knew that the little male insect rice grains should not know chopsticks.

In that novel, Western-style tableware, knives, forks and spoons are used.

The little male rice grain must be very big now!

She took the spoon and handed it to Mi Li and said, "Mi Li, you don't know how to use chopsticks, so use a spoon. I'll help you pick up the food. It's delicious. You can try it. But you're playing games in Daxia District, and you have to learn to use chopsticks when you go back." We all eat with chopsticks, it is very convenient, remember to take a few pairs of chopsticks with you before you go back."

Mi Li nodded and took the spoon, which he knew how to use.

Scoop up a spoonful of rice, put it into your mouth, chew silently, the eyes of the rice grains gradually widen, this rice is fragrant and delicious.

"Don't just eat rice, eat a la carte, hot and sour potato shreds, the taste is very good, sister Chen Yu's craftsmanship is superb." Little Lolita Mimi picked up the serving chopsticks and put a chopstick on the rice grains and put it next to the bowl.

The rice grain looks like potato shreds with red oil, potato shreds, what is this?

have not eaten.

One bite, a little sour, a little spicy, not the same as the spicy wine, but very delicious, crunchy and delicious...

Spoon by spoon, the rice grains are very serious about eating, and the rice grains are the best to feed the males.

He is not a picky eater.

Use a big spoon to scoop up something like noodles, slippery, surprisingly tasty, very good, human food, looks so much better, and it's pretty tasty!

"Where did you get the rice grains? You can't even use chopsticks." The scruffy young man Zhang Feng asked curiously.

The grain of rice looked up.

After hearing this, little loli Mimi said: "Young master in the Nordic area, please take care of him, he is very keen in observing things. We have contacted the residents of 502 before, and we are going to go there in the afternoon to test it out. Sister Chen Ya, please investigate this building. Exactly how many households live in the building, and who is renting the house.”

The author has something to say:

Rice grains: Human rice looks better and more delicious than ours!

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