Goujuan is also helping her boyfriend pick up his arm today

"Boom——!!!!"

Osamu Dazai was still writing the action report when he suddenly heard a loud noise from the next door. He tilted his head and thought about the silent spellcaster next door. He felt that there was something good to see, and immediately threw away the half-written action. Plan, grabbed the windbreaker on the back of the chair and kicked open the door: "Hey hey, let me see what interesting things happen again!"

Something big happened next door, it was serious, so serious that the taciturn conjurer had already pulled out his mobile phone and planned to book a plane ticket overnight to fly to the African land on the other side of the ocean.

Osamu Dazai poked his head, clasping the door frame with both hands like a thief: "What's wrong?"

Then he was taken aback.

The facial lines of the young man with long gray hair were obviously more cute and harmless, but what caught Osamu Dazai's eyes was so sharp that he couldn't help squinting his eyes.The jaw line was tightened, Osamu Dazai could even see the bulging veins on the neck... Wow, the muscles are all bulging!Osamu Dazai blinked, guessing that some unexpected big event might have happened on the other side!

“快给我听听~”他完全不怕挨揍,舔着脸就去够咒言师的手机,被情绪激动的咒言师一脚踹在屁/股上，蹬飞了出去：“好过分— —!!"

The dog clenched his teeth tightly to prevent his emotions from leaking to the other side of the phone, and there was also a commotion over there. After a while, there was another voice: "... Thorn."

The mood swings are shallow, and the voice is dry and unfamiliar.

The eye circles of Goujuanzhuan suddenly turned red, and the other hand tapped on the backup machine again.

Immediately now!Give me a ticket to Africa!

Then the spare machine in his hand was grabbed by a hand covered with bandages, "It's impossible, Mr. Goujuan, it's impossible."

You still have something to do.

Goujuanji's eyes were red, his hands seemed to be glued to the phone, and he didn't move.

In terms of strength alone, two Dazai Osamu are no match for a dog curly thorn, but Dazai Osamu has something other than strength.With the other hand, the black-haired boy snapped the five fingers of the dog curly thorn. His eyes seemed to gather a whirlpool, which could make people fall into the mud inadvertently. Pulled into the inescapable cage: "Dog Curl Thorn, do you want to escape?"

"Are you going to leave everything that paved the way for Hyakkimaru, have no brains and no strategy, and run away endlessly with Hyakkimaru?"

"You can, but don't take Mr. Puppet with you, after all, you can only escape—"

Osamu Dazai felt the trembling of the dog's arm, like a snake spitting out a letter: "It's worthy, no, what about Baikimaru-kun~"

Gou Juanji's hand loosened, and he smashed the phone into the arms of Osamu Dazai, who was bouncing towards the minefield again, with a blank face, and turned his head, aggrieved, and acted like a spoiled child at Hyakkimaru, grunting like he was being bullied Miserable big dog: "Hyakkimaru——Mentaizi QAQ..."

——I miss you so much QAQ!

"Great mustard!"

The dog Juanji stopped talking immediately, his expression was frozen between grievance and panic, his mouth was wide open, and he didn't close it for a long time.

What's going on, where is the problem, why does Hyakkimaru say Okabe? !

The dog curly spine fell into anxiety.

"tuna!"

——Speak well!

The voice on the other side of the phone was intermittent, but it was still heard clearly in the dog's ears: "...mayonnaise!"

...not answering the phone! ! !

Gou Juanji was stunned, he was caught in the anxiety that his boyfriend couldn't speak human words, all he could think about was a boyfriend who was so cute and handsome, why did he do that!

"Woodfish flower!!"

The voice on the other side became more and more smooth: "Dried bonito!!"

... Ugh! !

The dog roll thorns withered, he sat on the ground huddled up aggrieved, his eyes dull and kept repeating "Muyu Hua Mu Yu Hua Mu Yu Hua..." His brain was full of "My boyfriend won't learn well today I should What to do' and 'How to correct your child's language problems'.

The other side also muttered in a low voice: "Okay Okabe Okabe Okabe..."

Not at all mustard, Hyakkimaru——! ! !

The dog curled its mouth, grabbed the hair on the carpet, and heard Yoshino Junpei's soft apology from the opposite side: "I'm sorry... I broke the knife..."

Gou Juanji thought, it doesn't matter, just ask Mr. Xia You for reimbursement.

Then, I heard Yoshino Junpei's voice in the background sound mixed with "thorny spine" and "mayonnaise bonito flower tuna": "I will work hard to save money for compensation, and now we are going to Co/Mo/ Luo, hang up the phone first."

The dog curly spine nodded: "Salmon..."

Hanging up the phone, Osamu Dazai touched his chin after listening to the whole process, and gave a suggestion: "Why don't you send more preschool education to the children over there? Children's education should be started from an early age!"

The dog curled a stern face and nodded vigorously.

Osamu Dazai watched him rummage through the resource website, showing an obedient smile.

(One dares to make nonsense suggestions and the other dares to believe on the spot.)

Yoshino Junpei now strongly suspects that he has been raped, the situation is bad, and the kind of cheating money.

No, or PUA is more appropriate.

Yoshino Junpei suspected that he had been PUAed by this pair of dogs and men.

Co/Mo/Ro, a small island country in Africa located in the Indian Ocean (the only happy thing is that the shortest distance between Hyakkimaru and Goujuanji on the world map has shrunk), and it is one of the least developed countries in the world. The main body is The three volcanoes have brought long-term fear and inconvenience to the residents of this island, and the curse spirit was born as a result.

In other words, their mission is completely equivalent to the national (mantra) spirit of this country.

There is one and only one spell association in Co/Mo/Romans. The young age of the population and the rapid increase have brought great oppression to the spell association in this country. There are no magic masters of the right age, and there is a lack of unified educational institutions. In the end, the Sorcerer Association adopted the method of regularly hiring conjurers from abroad to exorcise the surge of incantation spirits within a certain period of time.However, the curse spirits born from these three volcanoes are supported by the negative emotions of the population of the whole country. Even if there is a shortage of magicians, they will be exorcised regularly. The local conjurers were all wiped out in one blow, which dealt a heavy blow to Co/Mo/Ro, who were not rich in conjurer resources.

So they sent employment applications to many countries, but this time period is in the blowout period of curse spirits, almost all the country's magicians are busy with the task of exorcising curse spirits in their own countries, only Japan/Japan sent Hyakkimaru alone to come Get rid of this volcanic curse spirit whose strength has skyrocketed.

After they landed, they faced a population explosion, heavy rain, and almost zero means of transportation.

The signal of Tianta is also bad, Yoshino Junpei's two mobile phones have all entered the brick mode, and the most terrible thing is that Hyakkimaru is over!Complete!disobedient!

Going back to the beginning, Yoshino Junpei suspected that he had been PUAed, and the accomplice was the one who sent him, respected Mr. Xia You.

The rain poured into the shoes, and the legs of the trousers were all soaked, Yoshino Junpei padded his feet in the stormy wind and rain, and held up the crumbling umbrella on the head of the man standing in the center of the square, facing the wind and rain: "Are you the son of the wind?! Let's go, okay!!!"

He couldn't be beaten, couldn't be pulled away, and he couldn't bear to scold him!

Those who understand the situation know that Yoshino Junpei is the magician who came to assist Hyakkimaru, and those who don't know have to think that Yoshino Junpei is Hyakkimaru's mother!

Isn't this what PUA is? !

No.

Yoshino Junpei recalled the signal of recovery from the dying struggle 10 minutes ago, the text message from the dog curly thorn on the other side of the ocean, including but not limited to (Co/Mo/Ro weather forecast, Co/ Mo/Ro terrain environment, Co/ Moroccan/Romantic customs, Ke/Mo/Ro transportation hub, Ke/Mo/Ro hotels, how to teach 0-2 year old children to pronounce correctly, learn early to know the educational knowledge that mothers and fathers must learn, and the most What the hell—[-] ways to protect the vocal cords.)

Ah, of course, no less - wound care and how to properly heal trauma.

——Food tonic is the most gentle tonic.

If he hadn't held a disobedient Hyakkimaru in his hand, Yoshino Junpei would have completely blacked out this Gouju student who had been crazy since last night on the spot, the kind that wouldn't be pulled out for a month.

This is being a boyfriend, a father, and a mother at the same time.

Thank you for your hard work, Goujuan.

Although you seem to be enjoying it.

"Wind, son of the wind..." Hyakkimaru bowed his head, the bandages around his eyes were completely soaked, and the water droplets slid down his cheeks. If you ignore his babbling appearance, Yoshino Junpei really has to believe that this is a beauty who looks the same Man, but now Yoshino Junpei just wants to grab this little boy who listens to the sound of rain and feels the gift of nature, and who has just learned to talk, go home to find his mother quickly.

So Yoshino Junpei looked at the mobile phone that still had no signal without giving up, and definitely launched a big move: "Hyakkimaru! If you don't follow me, you will be sad!"

Dog curly spines.

sad.

"Muyuhua!" Hyakkimaru stopped stuttering in an instant, and his voice was smooth and full of emotion. It would be more perfect if what he said was not an encrypted call.

Yoshino Junpei thought with dead eyes.

Forget it, this preschool education is not under his control, let the real boyfriend's mother worry about it.

Hyakkimaru, who was obedient, was very obedient, and was held by Yoshino Junpei to enter the pre-booked hotel. After connecting to the signal tower of the hotel, Yoshino Junpei skillfully pressed the video call button, and then held Hyakkimaru holding the phone. Wrapped in a dry towel, retreated from the body.

The video was connected in a second, and Hyakkimaru's eyes, which were wrapped in a towel and only had a bandage left, appeared on the screen, causing the dog on the opposite side to chuckle.

Then the smile stopped abruptly in the "kelp" of Hyakkimaru.

Goujuanji's eyes wandered, and after he got on the plane in Baikiwan, he was alone thinking about what went wrong.

The thinking process lasted for half a minute and the case was solved.

——The murderer is you!Dog curly spines!

As the originator of fantuan language and the culprit of the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission, Goujuan has something to say.

"tuna!"

——You can’t speak onigiri!

Hyakkimaru struggled to pull his head out of the towel, and nodded vigorously at the screen: "Mayonnaise!"

Dog Curly Thorn: I said it all, but I didn’t answer it, woo woo woo...

Hyakkimaru, who didn't get an echo, moved closer to the screen, held up the phone and rummaged up and down where Ji was hiding. Here, he watched the whole process of the dog curling Ji, and covered his face with his hands in disappointment, his eyes wandering.

Hiss, cute.

……

When Yoshino Junpei pushed open the door exhausted with the takeaway, he saw his temporary partner holding a mobile phone, stuttering and talking to the electronic music school opposite.

"The most... the favorite..."

Yoshino Junpei: "...?"

Yoshino Junpei gasped, his pupils trembled!

What are you doing, Goujuan, Goujuan! !

What are you teaching Hyakkimaru indiscriminately, Goumaki-san! ! !

Hyakkimaru raised his head when he heard the movement, stretched out a hand to Yoshino Junpei who was shouting at the door, and asked for food: "I like it the most!"

Yoshino Junpei: "!!!!!!"

He, he seemed to hear the sound of something breaking in the phone.

what is it then?Classmate Gouju? ! ! !

作者有话要说：狗卷棘面无表情的捏碎了手机JPG感谢在2021-06-2122:40:14~2021-06-2219:41:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: the five tigers retreated 2;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Tsing Yi Xingjiu Pengdike; 6 bottles of five tigers; 1 bottle of bad words;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!