Goujuan is also helping her boyfriend pick up his arm today

Facts have proved that human potential is unlimited, no matter which aspect it is.

Gojo Satoru really never thought that one day he, who is the strongest in the world of conjuration, would see such a scene.Ye Mozhengdao didn't expect that the first time he saw the legendary cursed student union would be like this.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Gojo Gojo laughed super loudly, covering his stomach and rolling on the sofa in the principal's office: "That's right, Principal Ye Moth, hahahahahaha, please face up to the reasonable needs of the students hahahahahahaha !!!!"

Originally, Gojo Satoru had a rare rest, and when he was eating Nagasaki cake in the staff office, the door of the office was pushed open by the dog.Gojo Satoru has always attached great importance to this child who, although he is not the head teacher, has personally taught him and cherishes the magic speller for the world of spells.In addition, recently Gou Juanji is taking care of Baiguiwan, and Baiguiwan is suspected of being targeted for elimination.So Gojo Satoru has always paid close attention to Goujuanji.

So when Gou Juanji pushed open the office door with a grim expression, Gojo Satoru subconsciously thought that something had happened, especially when he saw Gou Juanji take out the writing board {Wujo teacher!Please take Hyakkimaru and me to meet the principal! }Afterwards, Gojo Satoru thought that something bad happened to Hyakkimaru, and it was so serious that he needed to go to the Curse Skeleton Master for help.

Liuyan didn't send any useful information to Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru, who was feeling a little heavy, took the two teenagers to the office of Ye Mo Zhengdao.

Then the above scene appeared.

After Dog Curly Thorn came to the office, he ignored the cursed bones all over the floor. The young spellcaster pushed Hyakkimaru's wheelchair to the farthest corner away from the pile of cursed bones, and held up the writing board in his hand {Night Moth Principal, morning good! @[email protected]}

The boy who said hello seriously also added a facial expression that was highly similar to the mantra on the corner of his mouth next to the text.

Realizing that the question was wrong, Gojo Satoru put away his rare nervousness, put on a good-looking smile on his face, and slumped onto the sofa.

Night Moth Zhengdao was still making blankets, and the movements of his hands were almost blurred.He looked up under the dim light and took a deep look at Hyakkimaru, which was facing a pile of felt. The disabled boy saw something on the felt, and the long hair hanging behind him was faintly blown away. Tendency, like a cat with fried hair blowing at something it has never seen before.Goujuanji also moved his eyes following the moth, and after seeing the Hyakkimaru in the state of fried hair, he smiled helplessly: "Hyakkiwan."

The boy's voice was slightly hoarse because of his injuries from yesterday, the not-so-pleasant gritty feeling was concealed by the smile in it, and the gentleness was in a mess.

Hyakkimaru moved his ears, and accurately distinguished the one that belonged to the dog curly spine among all the sounds at the scene. He withdrew his gaze from "looking" at the balls of green and white flames, and turned his head to stare intently and seriously. Dog curly spines 'look'.

Gojo Satoru whistled: "Wow, how cute."

As soon as the words fell, the people's teacher who thought he was very popular with the students received a stare from a good student.

Wujo Gou spread his hands and chose to close the wheat.

They were all puzzled by the fact that Goujuanji brought Baiguiwan to find Noctua.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, the dog curly spine lowered his head, continued to scribble on the writing board, and quickly raised it again {Principal Night Moth, I remember that conjurers have disability subsidies of? }

Noctua Zhengdao nodded: "Indeed."

Conjurer is a high-risk job, and the wages of life-threatening jobs are naturally higher than those of other jobs. Some conjurers who have been seriously injured can indeed apply for disability benefits.

It's just that there are very few conjurers who can do this.

Because this disability subsidy is very weak, just like people in other circles in the outside world commented on the conjuration world with: "conjurers are all lunatics" to describe this profession, in fact, it is not too exaggerated.Mana power is born from people's negative emotions, and the negative emotions of conjurers who use mana power as an attack method are naturally terrifying.If it wasn't for the conjurer's inability to give birth to the curse spirit, many special grades must have been spawned by the negativity of the conjurer.

So this disability subsidy will seem tasteless.

Facing an invincible enemy, he died on the spot, and there was no chance to receive disability benefits.

As for those who came back from injuries, they were basically handed over to Nitro, and the injuries were healed. Naturally, few people would receive disability benefits.Even if the staff let you show your wounds, you didn't even have one.

Psychological trauma is naturally also within the scope of disability benefits, but again, conjurers are lunatics, and lunatics are afraid of psychological trauma.

It's all filled with chicken soup, so what kind of negative emotions are used to create mantras?

So, conjurers are shit.

Goujuanji blinked happily, and even the movement of writing became a lot more brisk: "I still remember that the labor/service/law also stipulates that the wages of disabled patients are exempted from value-added tax and reduced from personal income tax. 80%! There is a minimum subsidy every month!!"

Night Moth's pupils covered by glasses shook violently: Are you going to memorize the Labor Law? !

Noctua Moth Zhengdao, who was covered by the labor law for the first time, nodded hesitantly: "Yes, that's right."

Then, the night moth Zhengdao saw the student with the prickly hedgehog head, the dog curly spine, instantly glowing with joy!From a bad boy to a righteous light in a second!

Righteous Light·Dog Juanji’s dog’s eyes turned into little crescents, and he held up the writing board again, which was filled with small flowers {(flower)(flower)(flower) The compensation coefficient is based on the disability According to the level, the greater the disability factor, the more compensation!Hyakkimaru is severely disabled!You see how to give salary and subsidies! (flower) (flower) (flower)}

This sign seemed to press the mute button in the room, and it was Gojo Satoru's wild laughter that broke the silence after a few seconds.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Gojo Satoru jumped off the sofa directly, He circled around Hyakkimaru, who was frozen again because of his sudden approach: "Hyakkimaru is seriously disabled, and I must ask for more subsidies from the group of rotten oranges above, Principal Ye Moth! Oh, forget it, I'll go and get it! "

Gojo Satoru pressed Baiguimaru's head, and in just a few days, the smooth long hair that was maintained by the dog curly spine passed through his fingers, which was completely different from before: "Don't worry! , the omnipotent Wutiao teacher will definitely solve all your problems!"

I don't know if this sentence is about the subsidy or something else, but after this sentence, Gojo Satoru found that the head that had been struggling faintly under his palm before seemed to be a lot more docile.

Um?Can you understand the text already?

What a little genius.

At this time, Gojo Satoru, who is busy with everything, hasn't found out what's wrong. At this time, Gojo Satoru is full of eyes on how to knock out the small money for Goujuanji and Baikiwan from the hands of the rotten oranges above, and he doesn't think about it. Can't speak normally What is the language that the spellcaster can teach?

Noctua Masamune first stared at Gojo Wujo, who was booing blindly, then turned to Baikiwan, who was being pinned by Gojo Wujo, and finally stopped on Gou Juji, who had bright eyes, and finally sighed helplessly: "Don't worry, this is The rights that conjurers should have."

"Pickle roe! Pickled roe!"

Haoye Haoye's dog Curly Ji threw down the writing board happily, and then looked at Gojo Wu with bright eyes: "Mayonnaise?"

"Hyakkimaru's prosthetic has arrived! It's at Nitro's place, take Hyakkimaru with you." Wujo Gou patted the dog's head with a smile, and said: "I found that you have been careful and thoughtful recently."

Gou Juanji grabbed the wheelchair of Hyakkimaru and rushed out, the outdoor sunlight was shining on the boys and girls at the door, Zenyuan Maki and Panda were also squatting at the door.

Although the two adults in the principal's room had already spotted the sneaky people at the door, they didn't expose them. They just watched the four children running away as if they were running away from a disaster.

"You really deserve to be my student!" Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin and sighed.

On this side, Zenyuan Maki, who eavesdropped on the whole process at the door, made a decisive decision: "Go to Miss Glass!"

Won the approval of everyone except Hyakkimaru.

Hyakkimaru was still in a daze, his mind was really about to be blinded by that soul.He leaned his head on the back of the wheelchair, and heard the noise of male and female voices, as well as the very familiar "salmon roe", "dried pickled fish" and "wooden fish flower!"

"So, are you here to escape disaster by causing trouble?" Jia Ruozi looked amusedly at the other three who were out of breath except Hyakkimaru who was sitting in a wheelchair as immobile as a mountain, and couldn't help teasing: "How can you all?" It’s amazing, but I also want to see the expressions on the faces of those high-level officials who have approved the grant for Hyakkimaru.”

The other three high school students of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds gave a weak thumbs up.

"Okay, don't waste my time, I'm very busy." After laughing enough, Jia Ruozi began to direct Gou Juanji to carry Baiguiwan to the operating table: "Do you want to see it? Or wait outside. But it’s quick, the main thing is to connect the knife.”

Goujuanji didn't even think about it, he put Hyakkimaru's head in his palm, and nodded solemnly: "Salmon!"

Panda and Chanyuan Maki looked at each other, and said, "Let's stay."

"Well." Jiarui Nitzi took out the prosthetic spell, "I knew it."

The prosthesis was custom-made by Gojo Satoru using the contacts of the Gojo family. It is made of stainless light steel. It is said that it will not be deformed even if it is hit by a fallen tree. The bearings are also made of the same material, but...

"Remember to lubricate the bearings every day." Jiarui Nizi reminded.

The dog curly spine nodded vigorously: "Salmon salmon!"

"Ah, there's more." Iiri Glass picked up the magic tool that had been removed from the handle, "The knife-shaped magic tool needs long-term maintenance, you can ask Maki about that."

The dog curly spine nodded vigorously again: "Salmon salmon!"

Seeing the three knife-shaped magic tools, Zenyuan Maki looked away with difficulty: "I see, I will teach him well."

panda:"……"

The panda silently took a step forward, and stopped between Hyakkimaru and Zenyuan Maki, afraid that he, a lively magic tool master, would also pick up Hyakkimaru, which was covered with magic tools, and run away with green eyes.

How harmful it is to socialize with classmates!

"By the way!" After inlaying the western sword-style magic tool on Hyakkimaru's leg at home, Ruozi remembered a very important point: "These are made of metal. Although they claim to be stainless, you should pay attention to it. It’s best not to rush it with water.”

Curlythorn the dog nodded silently.

Great, the little toothbrush came in handy again!