[Comprehensive Film and Television] Perfect Body Transformation Plan

. ("Criminal Minds")

Round [-]... "The Big Bang Theory of Unbridled Laughter".Goal, laugh to death.

Yao Yue thinks Mr. System can rival Death, really.

However, although she was incapable of laughing herself to death, she learned how to clone after being bombarded by a series of talented scientists and various experimental equipment.

This is cloning in the true sense, not trivial.Anyway, at least, she has been able to create two identical mice with her own hands, and the genetic error rate does not exceed 1%.Maybe one day in the future, she can completely clone herself.

Why clone yourself?

Shh... this is a secret that cannot be told.

The next thing is to laugh, laugh every day, laugh until the face cramp, preferably the whole body convulsions, and then convulsions to death.

That sounds unlikely.

But Yao Yue produced a killer weapon from the laboratory: nitrous oxide, commonly known as laughing gas.It's a mild narcotic, but it can make you laugh out loud.Every time Sheldon walked by her lab, he thought she was having intermittent convulsions or experimenting with local anesthesia.Jokes and comedies are must-have desserts every day, and occasionally horror movies can be used to adjust the mood.

turn out……

Excessive facial nerve twitching leads to muscle stiffness, causing mild paralysis, referred to as facial paralysis.Sequelae: permanent loss of the ability to express emotions.

The system gentleman said: The punishment is over.

Eh?

It turns out that laughing to death can also refer to "not having the ability to laugh"?

Yao Yue felt that she was one step closer to understanding Mr. System.

The eighth round of punishment, "The Walking Dead", an immortal zombie.

She needs to watch others knock off her hands and feet, tear her body apart, tear her internal organs, crush her bones...and then die.Therefore, this is definitely revenge, revenge for killing too many zombies at once.

But she is very calm.

Then her comprehensive evaluation of psychological quality skyrocketed all the way, and when Mr. System saw her, a series of small circles would appear on her glasses.She estimated that although her comprehensive assessment of psychological quality was still high, the data in the backstage must have risen to some extremely terrifying number.She knew all too well how the program worked.

The ninth round of punishment, "Schindler's List".Without even thinking about it, he was naturally thrown into a Nazi concentration camp to undergo a round of physical violence.According to the experience of the seventh round of punishment, Yao Yue took the initiative to find abuse as if she was dying, and let the Nazi officers make herself out of shape every day. After only three months, she passed the customs smoothly.

Of course, only she can know how bitter it is.

The tenth round of punishment, "Mountain Village Old Corpse".

Yao Yue wanted to laugh.

She wanted to laugh so much.

After going through all kinds of perverted journeys, horror movies are just as beautiful as dreams!Although that zombie was a bit ugly, fierce, and scary, she was very courageous, and the last thing she was afraid of in her life was ghosts, really, she swears!

No. 11 rounds of punishment... "Twilight Saga New Moon".

Yep, she's fucking back in the Twilight Saga.

The character bound this time is named Rosalie, a member of the Cullen family.

When Yao Yue was first propelled into the world by Mr. System, she was actually in a dream.

She "saw" herself walking on the street, "saw" herself being pushed down and raped by a few drunks, "saw" Carlisle turned her into a vampire, and then started her revenge plan.After the enemies died one by one, she "saw" herself crying for days and nights, and then sat there, motionless, until new members joined.

Then she woke up with a tightness in her chest.

I have to say that Rosalie had a miserable life.

"... Rosalie, Rosalie?..."

She raised her head, looked at the strong black-haired boy in front of her, and suddenly had a feeling of "this is really a tragedy".What's the name of the dark-haired boy... yes, Emmett, Emmett Cullen.

53 Twilight New Moon One

"Rosalie, what's the matter with you?" The tall and strong black-haired boy in front of him looked worried, and looked at her nervously from time to time, barely stripping her naked from the inside out for a closer look.That kind of look was too scary, and Yao Yue was inexplicably worried.

It's Twilight again...

She collected herself and smiled at Emmett: "I'm fine."

She is now in Rosalie's room, surrounded by feminine objects, dresser, perfume, bags of all kinds...but no bed.

Vampires don't need to sleep, but she not only fell asleep just now, but also had a long dream, no wonder Emmett had a worried expression on his face.

"It's fine." Emmett smiled broadly, "Let's go hunting together."

hunting?

Yes, she is a vampire now and needs blood to live...

Yao Yue sighed, got up from the floor resignedly, opened the window, and jumped down.

Emmett followed suit.

"Hey, you're too late." A tall, thin vampire shouted at them all the way.It took Yao Yue a lot of effort to recognize him as Jasper.

"It's not too late."

A familiar and deep voice came from behind.Yao Yue turned around to look, and happened to meet Edward's eyes.Edward froze for a moment, his deep black eyes gradually turning golden brown.

--Hello!I said don't use mind reading on me!

This sentence almost blurted out, but Yao Yue swallowed it back abruptly.Because she found that she couldn't explain the current situation to them at all... It seems that this level is very sad.

Edward smiled unconsciously, with a trace of tenderness in his brows and eyes: "It's you?"

"Hey, hey." Emmett stepped forward and grabbed Edward by the collar, lowering his voice, "I said, can you respect my dick once in a while?" He was standing next to Yao Yue just now, accidentally , was also swept through by Edward with mind reading.

"Sorry." Edward said solemnly, his pupils turned into a rich jet black again.

Yao Yue was a little uneasy.

Emmett let go of Edward and ran like a gust of wind, hot on Jasper's trail.Yao Yue deliberately lagged behind by a few steps, and waited for Edward to come up, and then said shyly: "If I say, even I don't know what's going on, do you believe it or not?"

"Letter," Edward said crisply.

"You're not worried about Rosalie?"

"Bella is partying at the werewolf's house right now." He pointed.

Yao Yue froze for a moment.

Edward...how could he say this calmly?Wait, couldn't it be because of her meddling that the plot had an extremely serious reversal?

But his meaning is clear.

Even if Rosalie disappears temporarily, she will return one day.

***

Hunting is a novelty.

Yao Yue has tried climbing walls and rocks with her bare hands and wringing off the neck of a zombie, but she has never tried to grab a living deer with her bare hands, gently cut its skin, drink a cup of blood, and then bandage it up. release.

Edward said that she was very suitable to be a vegetarian vampire.

After replenishing the necessary energy, Yao Yue and Edward walked aimlessly in the forest, chatting casually.

"Yao."

"how?"

"Suddenly I discovered something."

"Say."

"Another reason why you are suitable to be a vampire is that I can easily stay by your side."

... What a stupid reason!

Edward stopped, turned around, looked at her seriously, and smiled through his eyes: "Let me tell you a secret. When you were human, every time I approached you, I would have a very strong desire. Appetite and...sex|desire."

rely on it!

Mr. Cullen, please don't be so direct... eh, no, he said, "when you were human", which means that he has completely lost his sexuality to her now, eh?

The special effect blessing of the damn gift package is finally lifted! ! !

Now Yao Yue just wants to look up to the sky and laugh three times, to celebrate that she got rid of a huge burden.

The corner of Edward's mouth curved into a nice arc.

She seems... She didn't reject his strong and direct love just now?

——This is really an extremely beautiful and tearful misunderstanding.

"Will you hide it for me? I mean my identity." Yao Yue also stopped and raised her head to ask Edward.

"Do not."

Yao Yue's face instantly turned bitter.

Edward let out a laugh, and comforted him: "You deserve to be accepted by the family, Yao. But I have to be honest, your name is not easy to spell."

What is this with what?

Yao Yue suddenly realized that she and Edward had a deep generation gap, or a communication barrier.

***

There are no ghosts to harass in the middle of the night.

During the day there are no feral men watching.

Yao Yue simply felt that the current life was too good to be called "system punishment" at all, it was more like a vacation.However, according to Mr. System's consistent characteristics, the beginning of a comedy usually ends in tragedy, and she just needs to get through it calmly.

In the sky, a blood moon slowly rose, looking coquettish and weird.

The Karen family was sitting around in the living room, with poor Yao Yue standing in the middle.Thanks to Edward's "great help", she has been stripped from head to toe, from the inside out, and almost pulled out her previous life.

It's a bit like three trials, but the atmosphere is much more harmonious.Except Emmett rushes up to tear her apart at first, trying to get the real Rosalie back.

"I heard you have another look?" Alice was a curious baby.

"It's not like a kitten this time."