Mr. Fu Hei doesn't think so

pat.

The pen in Fu Heihui's hand fell to the desk textbook.

His mouth was slightly open, his beautiful green eyes quivering in pupils.

Shouldn't be paddling.

You should not participate in class discussions.

Maybe if I support some other proposal, I can remove a certain option on the blackboard.

Fu Heihui, who was used to living in troubled waters in middle school, suddenly became depressed and annoyed, like a small animal stunned by the bad news, its hairs were standing on end, and his mind was blank.

——Deputy squad leader, your luck is too amazing!

The squad leader, who is also a male, has the same expression, but he is full of enthusiasm, and let out a resounding "hmm":

"Then, the theme of our class's class display project at the Teiko Festival has been determined!"

The squad leader announced loudly and energetically: "We will once again win the No.1 in the class exhibition selection of the Diguang Festival with the invincible momentum of the sports festival!! Hang the championship medals of the two biggest events of the Diguang Middle School in our class Ignite your youthful enthusiasm! Long live the third class!!"

No, let alone enthusiasm, my heart is dead now.

Fu Heihui was expressionless.

However, more than two-thirds of the students in the class: "Oh oh--"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Why, you guys, are so active...?

Am I out of touch with the times?Sure enough, it is what Akashi said, because he is too far away from ordinary people, so he can't keep up with their thoughts?

Fu Heihui looked confused.

Ah, yes.

After all, their class is a class with more boys than girls.

Can let the label of [men and women cross-dressing] go on stage smoothly, there are definitely several boys in the class who are bold and playful, and the bastards who are quite open-minded are constantly fighting.

Once the theme is settled, the next step is the content.

On the premise of confirming the activities and styles, in less than 10 minutes, the extremely efficient deputy monitor immediately pushed his glasses, picked up chalk and wrote down several plans on the blackboard.

To be precise, it is to quickly expand after combining the three elements.

"[Crosstalking between men and women] is a very attractive point if done well, but it is easy to lose points if it is not done well."

The deputy squad leader analyzed rationally, "So, I suggest rejecting nonsensical spoofs, but reverse the concept and attitude, and use natural, interesting, and serious contrasts as the central idea to guide and entertain the guests... "

Fu Heihui watched helplessly as the deputy squad leader put forward a complete plan in just a few minutes.

...As expected of the vice-president who took over as the head of the modern literature department at the beginning of this semester.

The ability to play on the spot and expand the content according to the topic is simply perfect.

There is a deputy squad leader as a guide, and other students also actively provide opinions.

Fu Heihui: I couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, but was arranged clearly.

finally.

Fu Heihui took the role arrangement in his hand and waited in a daze until the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

The super-efficient class committee members took the application form and filled in the contents immediately after class. They ran to the student union without saying a word, and applied to the school immediately before the other classes made a decision. The largest first activity room is used as the activity venue for their class on the day of the Teiko Festival.

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"I am back."

Fu Heihui came home slowly, and as soon as he entered the door, Huili's mother who heard the sound picked her up and rubbed her against her.

"Welcome back."

Gradually getting used to her mother's overly enthusiastic hugs, insisting that no one would see her at home anyway, Fu Heihui obediently let Tuili finish rubbing her hands and let herself down before continuing: "Is Shier off work already? Today seems to be Much earlier."

In the past, it was mostly after Fu Heihui came home, and Huili's mother used the shadow as a shortcut to pull him back from the high school to cook.

The number of times I came back early like today is not too many.

Eri nodded, and then tried her best to say in a soft voice:

"Dinner, quick, supper...at seven o'clock..."

Fu Heihui bent down, and picked up the little black cat with healthy limbs and meowing non-stop, who kept circling around her. Each of them had similar green eyes——Hui Zai looked up at Hui Li, The little black cat, who couldn't see the curse spirit, kept rubbing against Hui's stroking hand and purring happily.

Megumi waited patiently for Eri's mother to finish speaking.

"Dinner, it's almost ready. It's about seven o'clock. Dinner is served." Huili said strangely, "Hui, you can go first and take a shower."

"Well, I see, Mom."

Fu Heihui nodded seriously.

Huili, who was so cute by her son and the kitten at home, silently held her face, a stream of shadows surged on the ground under her feet, and she took out the camera from the shadow, and then her face was full of anticipation.

Fu Heihui missed and indulged, he looked at his mother with slightly bent eyebrows, and indulged his mother unconditionally, "...you can shoot."

Huili happily took a photo of her son and the little black cat, then tilted her head, excitedly walked to the kitchen to find Shier.

Shi Er, who was still wearing an apron around his waist, turned his head: "What's the matter? Eili? Hui is back... Ah, you like this photo? Then I'll go to the photo studio to develop it tomorrow."

Eili raised the camera: "Shier!"

Shi Er laughed, "Want to take a picture? Let's do it."

As I said before, Eri liked to take pictures and videos during her lifetime. She is a woman who loves to record her life.

Even if he becomes a curse spirit, he still maintains this habit on the premise of recovering most of his rationality and memory.

Even because she found out that the old photos of the family were gone, she was completely stunned. She anxiously kept asking the only father and son in the family who knew the reason.

Shi Er turned his head with a guilty conscience, and Fu Heihui complained straightforwardly. In the end, Shi Er was punched by Huili's mother and kicked out of the room to sleep on the sofa for a day.

However, Eri occupied the computer, racked his brains to recall the account of the online platform before his death, and managed to salvage some original photos—less than twenty, including family portraits, a one-year-old animal suit Hui, and the couple when they were dating. photo.

Now she is actively replenishing the family album record inventory.

Fu Heihui didn't disturb the relationship between his parents. He took a look at the kitchen and then returned to the room with the cat in his arms. He took off his school uniform jacket, pulled off his tie, took out casual clothes from the closet, and stepped on slippers into the bathroom.

"Miu-"

The little black cat who followed all the way was locked outside the bathroom door, stunned, and then kept scratching the door.

As we all know, cats are animals that often guard the door of the owner's bathroom for unknown reasons. As long as they are locked outside and hear the sound of water inside, they will keep meowing there.

Hui Yu couldn't bear it, but still felt that it was impossible, it was absolutely not allowed to let cats in to watch.

He decided to let Yugou out to take the cat away, and let Yugou take care of the little black cat.

Jade Dog likes this cat with a strong sense of sight very much. Although the little black cat can't see the shikigami, it can keenly perceive the general aura and direction, and gradually get used to all kinds of non-human existence in the house—the cat is in the east. Myths and legends are very spiritual, which is not unreasonable from the perspective of conjurers, they are indeed very sensitive to the breath of aliens.

After the little black cat was snatched away by a shikigami who had a similar aura to Fukuro Megumin, Kei finally turned on the hot water with peace of mind, cleaned her body and sat in the bathtub.

"After all, it is a class activity. I don't participate in the discussion myself. I can't spoil everyone's activity experience because of my personal relationship in the end."

The black-haired and blue-eyed boy covered his head with a towel, and his body slowly slid down until half of his face was submerged in the water.

"And I'm not wearing it alone...it's still a shift system, just three hours."

The Teiko Festival starts at 08:30 in the morning and ends at 05:30 in the afternoon, a total of nine hours.

There are a total of 30 students in Fu Heihui's class. In order to leave enough free time for each student, they chose to divide into three groups. A group of ten people will work for three hours. After the work is over, they can go to enjoy the Teiko Festival.

Fu Heihui spit bubbles depressedly in the water, trying to prepare mentally, and sighed resignedly for a while, "I remember that Shier has to go to work during the day... No matter how fast he is, there is a high probability that he will come in the afternoon, so he should be able to miss it .”

Hui didn't expect Teikoji to be able to hide it.

After all, it is a prestigious school, and unlike sports festivals, the Teiko Festival has done a great job of publicity. Although it is not as good as the famous Waseda Festival, the popularity is quite considerable. By the end of May and the beginning of June, it is estimated that the entire Tokyo Advertisement for Teiko Festival.

The deputy squad leader is the person in charge of formulating the schedule, because the whole class is divided into three groups, so after careful consideration, she decided to place a signature character in each time period.

Hui Momo recalled the earnest lecture given by the vice monitor during the day in just a few minutes:

"The most popular people in the school are undoubtedly the regular candidates from the basketball team. We don't have any in our class. If we want to win the highest popularity and popularity among so many booths, we must show some scheming!"

The deputy squad leader pushed up her glasses and showed the trump card in her plan:

"The ace of the women's track and field club, Mayumi Nobuhara! Known as the prince among girls!"

"Squad leader of the football club, Kenjiro Mashima! He has a very wide network, and he is very popular and contagious regardless of whether he is in the male or female circle!"

"The last one is the trump card of our class, the strongest legend on campus, the absolute king bomb—Fu Heihui!"

"The honors and victories of Class Three are up to you!"

Wang Zha·The Strongest Legend·Fu Heihui: "..." Even if you say it so passionately, but——

Mayumi Nobuhara and the squad leader patted their chests: "Leave it to us!!"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Sure enough, the world of normal middle school students is so complicated.

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But fortunately for Hui, the clothes prepared by the students in charge of clothing preparation are barely acceptable.

When he went to the first activity room to decorate the environment and try on clothes at the end of May, he got his own skirt.

It is a long-sleeved long skirt, a traditional western court maid's style, and the length can probably cover the feet.

Of course, while retaining the Western tradition, it has also undergone modern aesthetic processing, which is beautiful and elegant at the same time.

...It would be even better if it wasn't worn on yourself.

Fu Heihui sighed.

The theme of their class is the western palace restaurant, which aims to entertain guests as nobles.

Boys wear traditional long maid skirts, while girls wear corresponding aristocratic deacon dresses.

Among them, as the [killer mace] of the three time periods, Megumi Fukuro and the squad leader got quite exquisite and unique costumes for the maid chief, while Mayumi Shinhara, as a woman, got a more prominent and handsome costume decorated with clocks and watches. Butler clothes

"Hey, isn't it a short skirt?" A certain boy who is good at flirting with fire is holding his long skirt in front of the deputy squad leader with a disappointed expression on his face, "Since you are a maid, of course you have to wear a Japanese-style maid skirt." !"

As we all know, because of the development of Japanese otaku culture, Japanese-style maid skirts have long been out of the traditional style.

"Stop talking nonsense, I don't want to see your leg hair blind." The deputy squad leader was expressionless, "Most boys have obvious muscle curvature, and short skirts are quite hot-eyed, which doesn't fit the theme of our Western court at all! Hurry up! Let me try on the clothes! If you don’t know how to wear a wig, ask the girls to help, and then ask Mamiko to try on your makeup.”

Fu Heihui waited slowly until everyone had changed, and then moved into the dressing room under urging.

He spread out the skirt heavily and observed it again. It was the side zipper... from bottom to top.

As soon as you put it on, the hem of the skirt just falls to the feet. The large umbrella-shaped skirt can well block the trousers under the skirt-it is impossible to take it off. Fu Heihui will wear sweatpants that fit the legs at least .

The apron is a decoration that is connected together, and it also has an adjustable waist function. The belt at the back is tied with a knot, and the waist is tightened.

After tidying up the neckline and sleeves, he picked up the last remaining green glass decorative bow tie that was similar in color to his own eyes, and fastened it directly on the neckline—after all, it is modern, and this kind of infrequent wear is basically only for activities Most of the clothes that were taken out have been simplified and are quite convenient to wear.

Takes no more than 2 minutes in total.

Fu Heihui carefully pushed open the door of the temporary locker room, and directly met the deputy squad leader at the door.

Fu Heihui: "..."

The deputy squad leader's glasses reflect light: "..."

"Nana! Wig, Mamiko, get your face trimmed!" the deputy squad leader turned his head and shouted decisively.

Fu Heihui: "...!!!"

Before stepping out of the locker room door, he was forced back by two logistics girls carrying wigs and makeup boxes.

The wig is black and waist-length, rolled straight up and down to the front, and the temples are slightly trimmed to fit the cheeks just right.

Then comes the grooming.

"It feels like I don't need makeup at all..."

Mamiko, who was in charge of the class's makeup, snorted, "The skin is so good, the eyelashes are so long...! Damn, you don't even need to wear colored contact lenses!"

"The deputy squad leader can also see it, so it's enough for you to fix your face."

"I'll try it. For this skin tone, I seem to have a very suitable liquid contour!"

"Sorry, Mr. Fuhei, please wait a moment!"

Fu Heihui didn't dare to move while sitting on the seat: "...um."

Apply it for a while.

Hair is also done.

Mamiko and Nana stood together in self-doubt and quiet silence.

Fu Heihui: ...Sure enough, is it too strange to scare people?

"I have a hunch, Nana." Mamiko suddenly grabbed the arm of the girl next to her excitedly, her face blushing, "We are sure to win this Teiko Festival!"

Nana also grabbed it back: "It's a win!"

Fu Heihui: "??"

outside.

"His Royal Highness" Mayumi Shinhara, who is wearing a housekeeper's uniform and flirts with girls, plays with a serious expression. The class leader, who is sharp-edged but with his own enthusiasm and natural attitude, creates a refreshing smile and makes a fuss with his brother.

When the last trump card was brought out, the active and smiling activity room immediately fell into silence.

The deputy squad leader stared fixedly at Fu Heihui, who was the last one to appear on the stage, whom she regarded as the "king bomber" earlier in the morning.

Then he turned his head to look at "His Royal Highness" Mayumi Nobuhara and the enthusiastic and impudent maid squad leader.

"Hmph." She pushed her glasses, the corners of her mouth raised, "We're sure to win."

"Ooh, I'm sure I'll win—!!"

Cheers exploded.

Fu Heihui was at a loss:? ? ?

...Why is there such a reaction! ?What kind of conclusion is this?Why did he win all of a sudden?

Heart suddenly very tired.

Am I really out of touch with ordinary middle school students? ?