The Taoist priest is beautiful in his prosperous age [entertainment circle]

No maintenance?

The audience in the audience stared blankly at the young man who walked up.This young man has a handsome appearance, a pair of clear and clean eyes, and a calm expression with a natural uprightness, as if what happened was just an ordinary stage mistake.

Some people feel that something is wrong. If something is really offended, wouldn't it be an accident to go up?

"Xiao Xie, here, you come back first, come back first and then talk." Mr. Wu is about to have a heart attack, "Dai Qing, don't let him mess around, I'm afraid something will happen."

Zhang Daiqing vaguely remembered hearing that Xie Buning had been a Taoist priest before becoming an actor, so he must have some way to exorcise evil spirits, right?

He was full of expectations, and said to Mr. Wu: "Don't worry, Xiao Xie, he knows a little bit..."

On the stage, Xie Buning picked up the headless body of the puppet and pushed the head to the neck, very seriously: "It seems really broken."

The old men listening to the opera who are scared: "???"

I'll go, this young man is so brave!

I saw that the head was pushed up, but it was crooked, which didn't look good.He pulled off the head again, and put the puppet body in one hand and the puppet head in the other hand, looking for angles to assemble it as if playing.

Old men: "!!!"

No, it’s fine if you put it on, why do you still pull it off!If you make the dirty things angry, why don't you live!

It's a pity that Xie Buning couldn't feel their anxiety at all, so he unplugged, pretended, and repeated several times...

"........."

The elders watched him messing around, hesitating to speak.

The original atmosphere was terrifying, but it disappeared under his rude actions... This young man believed in science so much that they wanted to remind them, and they were embarrassed to speak...

After Xie Buning finished, he played with the puppet to adjust it, and said to them: "Oh, the screw is a little loose, just tighten the head a little bit."

Everyone: "..."

What else can they say, maybe, probably, it was really just an accident, right?

Mr. Wu looked at Zhang Daiqing suspiciously: "Xiao Xie also learned puppetry? I can't tell, she's really good at it!"

Zhang Daiqing: "..."

What he could say, he could only reply vaguely: "Well, well, it should be..."

……

The group of ghosts watching the opera under the stage was watching lively at first, when the five gods chopped off their heads, they raised their arms and cheered: "Good job!"

They threw paper money on the table one after another, like the uncle who gave a reward, very proud.

Seeing Xie Buning come to the stage, he sneered again and again, urging the ghosts on the stage to show him some color.

Just this little boy, hehe, it's easy to handle at first glance.

Who knew that as soon as the ghost approached, Xie Buning brushed his hand casually, and caught the ghost in his hand in a blink of an eye.

All the ghosts: "!!!"

Uncle, this guy is a cop, fishing law enforcement! ! !

The group of ghosts dispersed in a hurry, and they ran away with the wind on their feet, so they couldn't care about the companion captured by Xie Buning.

However, a gust of wind was faster than them, and an errand appeared out of thin air with the ecstasy lock, immediately blocking their way.The first few ghosts ran so fast that they bumped into the chain and were hooked firmly.

Where do these ghosts have the courage to read a joke just now, trembling in front of the ghost.

Zhou Lang shocked these wild ghosts, and clasped his fist at Xie Buning: "Mr. Xie called me, but these guys bumped into you?"

Xie Buning was in front of everyone, so naturally he couldn't respond openly, so he just nodded to him.

The ghosts present were even more frightened when they saw it, and almost knelt down to beg for mercy.The errants are all respectful, how many lives do they have, and they dare to be presumptuous!

The living audience can't see it, and none of the lonely ghosts on the stage are left. They all line up and squat in the corner, with a disheveled face, just like a scene of pornography and black crime.

Next, Xie Buning's actions almost frightened the group of ghosts.

In front of Zhang Daiqing and the others, he seemed to be pulling out the puppet's head, but only these ghosts saw that he was pulling off the head of the ghost leaning over the puppet.

Him, he unplugged it more than once, and then the ghost fought it back, and then pulled it out again!

That poor ghost could only hold its head and cry miserably, begging for mercy...

The coward was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy, and poured out a whole basket without saying anything: "My lord, it's him! He's the one who instigated us to come to the theater!"

Xie Buning was inconvenient to interrogate, Zhou Lang stepped forward to find out the identified ghost: "What do you have to say?"

"You heard that you came to listen to the opera, so you were so happy!" The ghost who was pulled out hated the ghost who reported him, turned his head and cried to Xie Buning, "On weekdays, there is a main god in the theater, and I It's just that I found out that the main god is not here today, so I called them to watch the show together, and that guy making trouble is really none of my business!"

The group of ghosts actually started to cry, each one more miserable and pitiful than the other, and I promise not to dare to do it again next time.

Xie Buning was a little funny, no wonder he was talking nonsense.It's just that it's hard to care about it right now, he coughed twice, first to appease the frightened people.

"Hey, Director Zhang, don't you think it looks like a robot?"

The corners of Zhang Daiqing's mouth twitched: "What robot, come down quickly."

Xie Buning blinked: "I was just thinking, isn't this the ancient version of the robot, can we still use intelligent robots to sing operas in the future? You don't need to pull the wire, it's so convenient to put it on the stage to move by itself."

The topic is led in the direction of science, and the elders who slow down the gods subconsciously feel that it is nonsense.But if you think about it carefully, it seems to be quite innovative... maybe it is a new trend of opera following the trend of the times?

"You weren't afraid just now?" an old man asked fearfully.

"A little bit, mainly because it's ugly." Xie Buning touched his face and said happily, "Fortunately, I look good, go back and look in the mirror to wash your eyes."

grandfather:"……"

"Xiao Xie is interesting, hahaha." Mr. Wu laughed heartily after hearing this, and apologized to everyone, "I surprised everyone today, so I will make an apology another day, and I will go back first..."

After this kind of thing happened, of course everyone didn't have the intention to continue watching the show.Before leaving, he did not forget to praise Xie Buning.

Mainly praise him as a young man who firmly believes in science and has a very good materialist style.

Even Mr. Wu believed his statement, and really thought that the puppet was broken and this happened.

Mr. Wu is very grateful to him. If he hadn't stepped forward, the news would have been even more mysterious. No one would dare to come to the theater in the future.

"It's thanks to you. Come to think of it, it was my luck that Dai Qing introduced you to me." Mr. Wu said with emotion.

Opera is an industry that pays attention to tradition. There is no opera garden that does not worship the ancestors. The shrine of Xiyuan is placed on the wall on the west side of the lobby.

Inside is dedicated to the patriarch Tang Minghuang, also known as Tang Xuanzong.

Tang Minghuang was fond of watching operas. At his time, Liyuan could be said to be the Royal Academy of Music of the Tang Dynasty.Until now, opera actors still call themselves "Disciples of Liyuan".

Just now I heard those ghosts confess, saying that the main god is not there. It stands to reason that since it is enshrined, the patriarch will protect it more or less, at least it will not let lonely ghosts come to make trouble.

Taking a closer look, Xie Buning almost spit out a mouthful of water.

"No, what are you offering...plums, pomegranates, and melon seed shells?" This is too careless!

Zhang Daiqing followed to join in the fun, but he didn't understand: "Is there any problem?"

He took a look and found that the offering fruit was still fresh, but the shell of the melon seeds was a bit strange...

Xie Buning explained: "Tang Minghuang's surname is Li, and if you enshrine plums to him, it's not intentional to make people unhappy."

There are also pomegranates and cherries. These two kinds of fruits have to go through the excretory tract to germinate and grow. They are considered unclean and cannot be offered as offerings.

As for melon seeds, this is even worse.Which wicked ghost stole the melon seeds of the gods and spit out the skins?No wonder the patriarch was so angry that he disappeared.

Mr. Wu knocked on his crutches, "It must be someone who was not careful. He bought these fruits greedily, and returned, and threw the melon seeds on the plate of the patriarch!"

Zhang Daiqing took down the plums and pomegranates, and said with a chuckle: "Thanks to Xiaoxie for reminding you, just replace them with new ones. It just so happens that I haven't eaten plums for a long time, so the patriarch doesn't want them and don't waste them..."

Before Xie Buning could stop it, Zhang Daiqing had already bitten it down.Then his face froze, and he spit it out, furiously: "What kind of plum is this, it has no taste at all!"

He had never eaten such an unpalatable fruit, neither sour nor sweet, it faded into a bird.

By the wall, a few ghosts heard his scolding, and moved uncomfortably...

Come on, the culprit is self-evident.Things eaten by ghosts are naturally bland.

Zhang Daiqing still didn't believe in evil, so he tasted one by one, and finally could only mutter: "Who invented the variety, it's too devil... This is a double insult to fruit and technology!"

……

Before bidding farewell to Mr. Wu, Xie Buning told him some taboos about enshrining, so as not to offend the gods in the future and cause troubles.

Of course, he did not specify the reason for the incident.It's just that Mr. Wu saw that he had explained in detail, so he couldn't help guessing in this regard.I was very confused for a while.

Which side is Xiao Xie on, science or superstition?

Everyone around him left, so Xie Buning found a place to talk to Zhou Lang.

Zhou Lang saw that his current partner is someone like Zhang Daiqing, and Wu Yuanju, who is a well-known old man, an artist, and ordinary stars can't get in touch with at all.

He was a little sour: "If I were alive, I would have the opportunity to cooperate with Zhang Dao in these years."

Xie Buning glanced at him: "Don't make trouble, you were a singer when you were alive."

Zhou Lang: "..."

He was a little angry: "What's wrong with the singer, I plan to develop into film and television!"

Xie Buning: "Director Zhang doesn't like to use vases."

This time it was Zhou Lang's turn to look at him suspiciously: "Really?"

He said with bright eyes, looking at your face, why is this statement unbelievable.

Xie Buning had a black line: "What, what, although I can rely on my face to make a living, but I use my talent to conquer the director!"

"It's you, living in Cao Ying and thinking about Han, wanting to act at the same time, a model worker in the Yin and Yang circles?"

Zhou Lang felt a little embarrassed, besides, he was just talking about it, all kinds of things were like clouds and smoke in his lifetime, and he was obsessed with what is not good, and he was obsessed with going to work...

"Hey, what are you going to do with these ghosts?" He pulled the chain, and the bunch of ghosts slipped out.

These ghosts have seen Xie Buning's tricks before, and forcibly tore off the ghost's head, how cruel, can't be provoked!

"Master Xie, it turns out that you are the famous Master Xie. It's because we don't know Taishan with our eyes, so we will never dare in the future." At this time, this group of ghosts was very honest.

"Scaring a group of elders, good luck." Xie Buning snorted, "By bullying the good and fearing the evil, it's embarrassing."

The group of ghosts were so ashamed by his scolding that they lowered their heads and covered their faces.

"I'll punish you to guard the gate of Xiyuan and patrol the gate for the old man, so that nothing malicious or scary will happen." Xie Buning let them go, but warned, "I'll come to check next time, don't try to be lazy. "

The group of ghosts were delighted to be let go, grateful to Dade, wishing to twist their heads off to show their loyalty: "Thank you for not killing me, sir, we will definitely do a good job!"

Grace not to kill? ?

Xie Buning was full of question marks, who, who is ruining my reputation outside!